Ma BELL

Science is frustrating, I mean fascinating! What did I say? Wow, age is catching up as words are getting confiscating, I mean confusing! But it appears the “Bell Curve” has come of age also, providing solid indications that we can fool our brains into stalling off the aging process – especially with brain functionality. And when a “brain” can be fooled, it may allow for the our body mechanics to delay signs of being “worn-out”. Fooling around is all it takes! See, the “Bell Curve” - well shaped like the “Liberty Bell” without a crack - it starts with an up hill battle, birth through adulthood then straddles a “plateau” for awhile until it commences with a downhill struggle, sometimes a spiraling from retirement to death do us part. Now sometimes the down-side slope is steeper then the up-side of things, and we can use our “brain” to restructure that difference, to mirror our youthfulness through re-dimensioning that dementia - basically enjoying youth on both sides of the ding-dong equation. It's not exactly the same “youthfulness”, but can offset the challenges of aging. There will come a day wherein we will use the “Grey Matter” to ward off the need for mechanical body part replacements – by training what matters without “Mother's Little Helper & that Leopard Skin Pill-Box Hat”. And if you eat an apple a day, no need for Viagra! Now likewise with most scientific discoveries, sometimes a “fluke” comes front and center and indicates we were looking for answers in the wrong place, or we find something of interest not on the exploratory “scalpel” agenda. Like looking for Congress to get something accomplished, we are looking in the wrong place so turn our attention towards the Oval Office or for some, 1440 Transylvania Avenue. Now a recent report from a study funded by a “private” entity to access the effects of aging on the brain showed some promising signs that we have built in mechanisms that can be used to offset the side effects of aging. As “dimensional dementia” was starting to strangle the aging population and with more and more “baby boomers” heading in that direction, we were talking a pandemic as this ailment seems to hit innocent bystanders, affecting many Americans up in age that showed no previous signs of deteriorating conditions – so we needed not only an answer but a solution! A computer model at a leading university of higher yearning for greater earnings indicated that if enough “boomers” suffered from this “dimensional dementia”, and the fact we refuse to give up that driving habit gone bad even when we can't see, it showed that “gridlock” could cause traffic jams long enough wherein our vehicles would become temporary homes – nowhere to go based on “brain-lock” and encouraged by road-rage catapulted by impatience! Honestly, this model indicated that a “round-about” could get jammed, with road-raged drivers getting upset, leaving their vehicles and then loosing their belongings - “Where's my car”? OK, it was only a model programmed by some young punks playing out their game fantasies and no respect towards the elderly! But it did indicate as time goes by – where was I? Now in this study that shows promise of a solution that needs no “pharmaceutical” interference, it was conducted at a “HOOD” senior citizens center. A “Subject of Interest” was this stubborn old coot that refused to be part of the study – even though the enticement as a guinea pig meant an extra piece of cake at dinner time. So those that volunteered, well they were subjected to playing different games that engaged the “brain” with some semblance of “mathematical” arguments, simple logic tasks, as it was thought that “dementia” was triggered by the brain going into hibernation due lack of such – not shutting down, just retreating as with age some functionality was no longer put to use. I guess we do indeed train our brains, and when something is no longer used, the brain doesn't say the hell with that task make room for new stuff it just skips a few neuronic beats. But this stubborn man who refused to be part of the “game” playing challenges, he was used as a placebo-worrier, in efforts to gauge the others with respect to increased reasoning ability – and it was hoped augmented through decreased “dimensional dementia” symptoms. But for some reason and of heightened interest to the testing agents, the stubborn old coot showed signs of improvement above and beyond the rest of the patients under test? And what gained the fascination of the scientists involved in this study, this man liked watching old fashion cartoons and shows that were of vogue when he was growing up – during his “Bell Curve” up-side of life! And that is wherein the “Bell Curve” theory started to find an interest and acceptance – yes like a re-make of a movie. If we begin to re-watch stuff that entertained us during our youth, it triggers a reversal process – yes tricks the brain like we are on the beginning of that “Bell Curve” of learning. A “been there done that” enlightenment. And since the stuff we watched in our youth was “memorized”, it causes a reversal like process phenomenon – yes it reverses the process of loosing memory functionality by reinforcing a “Re-dimensioning” of the brain. It wakes up the hibernating “dimensional” attributes that were programmed many years ago – stimulating things once again. It basically wakes the “brain” up, and makes the “Grey Matter” machine happy! And this fostered a scientific interest consistent with the fact that even though we are 3-dimensional creatures, and that the “brain” may have multi-dimensional capabilities – the higher degree of dimensions found a greater threat of dementia causing a disability. So even though at an appropriate age we start down the “down-hill” side of that proverbial statistical curve, by engaging the brain with stuff already engraved many years ago, it has a tendency to lift or tilt the curve, skew it away from the normal distribution that has a tendency to prevail as a reasoning disability. So some members of the study team were curious and started experimenting to see if this theory held merit, as we can always go back to what may have excited that brain pattern recognition during youth – the time capsule allows us that benefit. So I tried it, by watching some of the shows of my youth. It was at first a little difficult to comprehend and my wife thought I was nuts and needed the grand kids around, but low and behold, there was some rather peculiar chemistry being provoked by this agitation. But after a while, when enough tube time had gone by, it was rather soothing to the mind. With very little effort to engage the thought process, remembering this and that scene, like the brain knew what was next, smooth sailing it was. It was not a task of learning new things, just reinforcing things of the past – maybe with humans there is a limitation to “teaching a dog new tricks”! But there was definitely some chemistry going on that needs an explanation from the scientific community. Yet imagine if a study was clear and convincing that a show like Sesame Street was all that was needed, to ward off aging to some extent? Of course it would never be accepted, the same reason an “Apple a Day” is no longer accepted by the medical journals, as it does indeed provide benefits beyond one's expectations – and it tastes good! In all honesty, we may have built in mechanisms that say “NO MORE” drugs, but that also interferes in the 3-dimensionless medical and pharmaceutical investments – your pre-meditated sickness, those prescriptions and your carelessness to swallow before reading all that fine print! So, an apple and some Big Bird, wow how patient!

Union Modus Operandi

Alaska World Affairs: Wow, I had no idea and stand corrected. See, when Brian Williams was under attack because he may have told a little “white-lightning” lie with respect to journalism, he was chastised - even more severely then when Bill Clinton refused to have a “sexual relationship with that woman”. So I was a little setback when I saw the MSNBC anchors – like Rehearsal MadCow, Chris “Miss the Point Completely” Mathews and the rest – well they showed no intentions to protest the temporary firing of a colleague. Now I never would have expected any sincerity from the air-rage commentators at the FOX, but what the hell with NBC and its MSNBC affiliate? Then I was informed that MSNBC anchors and workers are under a “Union” contract, with a “No-Strike” clause! So they really couldn't walk off the job in protest, as some “No Strike” clauses call for jail time - especially if financial harm is the fallout of such truancy! Now it is my understanding that Joy-Ann Reid, Ronan Farrow and Chris Hayes did protest, and have lost their contracts. Way to go “Brothers & Sisters”. For the “others against brothers”, like Mathews and the MadCow and Andrea Mitch McConnell, may as well go work for FOX! I like Ed, but would never fly in his “private” plane to his “private” fishing lodge in Canada, as trying to play out a ”Red Baron” role model and targeting pipelines, not too cool. I believe Ed is one of them “closet” environmental pirates, that perform acts of defiance in efforts to “tear down the Industrialized Wall – Mother Fletcher”! Ever notice how the “You-Tube” - that was once free after that 3-second addition of an advertisement for constipation medicine - now it finds a 15-second long winded commercial? It's medicine that lets you take a good dump, I don't need the specifics! And Ed is following suit, as a few weeks ago it was a 2-minute sports caption and then 10-minutes and soon the ED Show will be all “sports” - way to go as the news was starting to fall-out of perspective. And Al Sharpie? Anyway, it was a relief to see that “Union” support, going to bat for Williams regardless of the consequences. But in today's real world, one must be cautious of the “Union” label, as for many localized “unions”, it has become a generation like family affair – sometimes almost impossible to break into the mold of lucrative jobs with “protection”. I can't blame such confinement, as it required years and years in efforts to build such security, and Scott Walker has already signed a declaration if he becomes the 45^th U.S. Presidential Ass-wipe, that “ALL Unions SHALL be Abolished By the Break of Dawn – heel Hitler”! I worked for the IBEW Local 1547 in Anchorage, Alaska. It was an interesting position that came about through an illegal “Strike”, yes a “Walk-off” not condoned by the “1547 Union” itself but orchestrated by some disgruntled workers. It occurred at Elmendorf Air Force Base – today JBER. The IBEW maintained an operation & maintenance contract for the power plant located on the base. One night, the crew decided to walk off because the management put a stop to playing video games when on duty! The union boss was pissed when others started calling in sick, as this was a “mission critical” military base – so they had to get replacement help right now, regardless of one's union or non-union affiliation. Now a few days later, when the union bosses and the “brass” settled their indifferences, it allowed the union contract to remain in effect. Those that walked off thought their jobs were secure, as the contract was still in full force and it was all just a “misunderstanding”! Not so, as the base commander remained pissed and would not allow those that walked off ever again to enter that power plant – and when you have machine gun toting Military Police at the gate, you don't mess around! So needless to say, the replacement workers became permanent and started paying IBEW union dues. Those that walked off were eventually put to work, as they were still union members, but it was work at lower pay and outside the base confines – so they screwed themselves out of a good thing. In the end, after some minor confusing issues were resolved, all was cool. The new crew came up to speed and kept the runway lights on so F-15 fighter jets could safely land. Until, well until Alaska's Congressional delegation became involved in military matters. See, at one time the “Military” was its own boss. But when Congress realized it could control not only the purse-strings but where that “loot” ended up, it started to play “General Eisenhower”. This is a story of how individuals engaged in politics will screw anybody that gets in the way of their line of reasoning. See, the military presence in Alaska was growing because a fortune telling lady saw a “Bush” on the horizon and that meant “War”! With that, privatized infrastructure was gaining popularity with the brass as a ways and means to save the U.S. Taxpayers some loot – as it was reasoned that the “private sector” could maintain a business climate more efficiently then when under civil service. So there came a $400-million dollar investment by Uncle Sam to provide “New” military housing at Elmendorf. Now once that housing was built and ready for occupancy, well no longer could the Air Force owned power plant provide electricity to that complex as it was not considered a “public utility” – as privatization was new and all the wrinkles had not been ironed out. Now all was somewhat OK, until the “land” the complex was situated upon was annexed away from the base, by MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly because she loves to get into land swindling deals and this her first move as the “nepotism” senator was in favor of a guy named Rubini – a good friend of Ted Stevens and Don Young. So MoanaLisa had her marching orders! Now once annexed, wherein Ted Stevens made $millions$, that land was no longer “military” so could not be supplied by the power plant, as Uncle Sam could not consider itself a “utility” due anti-trust laws and the requirement of “open ended” competition from local utilities. So over-time with new housing getting bigger and bigger, with more land annexed away for pennies on the dollar, well the power plant became so inefficient that it was subjected to a wreaking ball. Sad, as it was a natural gas fired plant, so somewhat cleaner then coal and held long-term gas contracts that were very favorable in light of gas cost increases when SEMCO came to town with the intent to ride around on the “Fun Bus” looking for more customers. And when the power plant operator - a Native Corporation - tried to convince the delegation to transfer ownership over to private entity control, so it could continue to provide the base with low-cost electricity, well that attempt fell on blind ears. Because Ben was already trying to carve a nitch for himself with the gas companies! Yes, Alaskan's have only heard a small fraction of the infractions! Now even though Uncle Sam could not consider itself a “utility”, the electrical load required by the base housing was still there – so somebody had to take over that responsibility, to supply electricity, which was none other then ML&P. See, there was already a tie-line between the base and the town grid, so this was a done easy deal. Now regardless of who supplies the power, we started loosing our jobs as with less load, it meant less workers required to keep things running. And it was just a matter of time before..last one out the door turn off the lights! Well low and behold, other IBEW personnel were taking over our jobs, as ML&P was also under an IBEW 1547 contract and the power plants under ML&P were gearing up to handle the additional loads required for the base, when the wrecking ball commenced to knocking out our paychecks – a complete violation of the “International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers Constitution”! Yes, Joe Blowhard was getting his kids and friends hired, to take over our jobs! It is when I started to see the sad side of “Unionization”, this preferential treatment. So, we “Stood Our ground”, as this was not what a “Union” stood for and we paid for representation – well we lost! See, the IBEW bosses wanted to keep lucrative contracts and get rid of our low-life contract, as it meant more money that Uncle Sam must put out every month for the same damn service. So our contract was replaced by a contract already in effect with ML&P, which realized 2x the dues collected each month per member which meant a higher pay scale. That was the main reason we lost our jobs, because the union bosses looked at what was in it for themselves. It sucked, and left me with a sick feeling, that this is why “Unions” are loosing the fight – as they are involved in cutthroatism. But I didn't give up the fight. I filed hundreds of John & Jane Doe complaints, against brothers and sisters of the local union taking another union member's job away. I received threats and was banned from the “Out of Work Book”. I even filed a risky complaint against the 1547 bosses, with the “International President” and soon it appeared somebody saw that something wasn't right way up in Alaska. Relief came to my displaced “Brothers and Sisters”, as eventually they were put to work, because we were stubborn and demanded we be allowed to get on the “A” book. So in the end, well we union members that were left out in the cold, we had to fight NOT the business owners which is usually the case and bone of contention, but fight our own damn union because of “Greed”! And it was all because of MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly in her attempts to annex away some property without first checking the repercussions – as that is her modus operandi, what's in it for herself and her sugar daddies! The sad thing, every damn union worker on the 1547 roll call understood what was going on, the reason we have “Union Meetings”. But not one, not a single member would rock the boat in our defense – as that meant stepping on toes and maybe seeing that lucrative paycheck see a setback. When this kind of “mindset” sets in, this “fear”, what have we gained? This was the time when the IBEW was under the legal counsel of Bill Wielechowski, now a State Senator. So hopefully that “Union” has learned a lesson, don't screw with your own! With that said, I am glad that some of the MSNBC folks have come to the plate – and let's hope it means a “Home Run”!

Getting Out the Message

In the next few weeks the “Military Brass” will be conducting “Public Comment” sessions in Fairbanks in efforts to make a final determination on troop cuts in Alaska, based on a criteria that includes the “Air Quaility”. Please make copies of this “flyer” and bring to that meeting as an endorsement that you support the “TROOPS” health over anything else. This “Message” has been “APPROVED”!

Electric Chairs?

Why in hell are the airlines re-retrofitting the already under-sized passenger plane seats with electricity? Maybe as a deterrent against unruly passengers? Captain Mud, we have a crying child in 19B...zap! Really, I just exited a brand new Boeing 737-900ER – the “00ER” meaning “zero x zero Extra Room” - and the seats are equipped with 120Volt outlets. Now the box that converts the “plane” voltage to “human” voltage for charging all our “social net-hog” gadgets, it sits under “Floor Space C & D”, which means the isle seats are now reserved for one-legged passengers. There ain't even room for a brown-bag ham sandwich – of course that helps the airlines sell over-expensive over-extended best used by 1998 stuff. I used to like the “isle” seat, but now with all the traffic with the food cart and beverage cart and people trying to criss-cross while headed to and fro the tiny sized “crapper”, well how about “combat pay” as you will be black & blue at the shoulder come touch-down! I watched some kid amuse himself on a flight by sticking stuff in the outlet – the LED indicator kept a flickering and it smoked like a fire-breathing Congresswoman – it entertained the kid for a few hours, until it shorted out. And a few silos down, a Rastafarian guy had one of them electric air-fresheners plugged into the outlet with some sort of incense – that part of the plane was rather mellow and the babies all snug in...But what scares me is the fact that by mid-day most planes that are in operation have floor carpets that are damp to wet, and we all know that electricity and water don't mix – but maybe “urine” is not as conductive to cause electrocution – shock treatment on high! Look, an LED takes 20millipedes, pain starts at 60 and death at 100. So no doubt there is enough energy in that innocent looking outlet to, well cause a fire then what? And this stuff ain't cheap to install, as it must meet strict FAA approval! Can't we just sit back and relax, maybe watch Sesame Street? In a recent study upon the effects of dementia on the elderly, it was found that a few hours each day with Bert, Ernie, Big Bird and the Grouch had intimidating effects on holding off the mind playing games! See, there was this stubborn guy that refused to take part in a government study using word games to ward off aging, and instead under protest entertained himself with the 123. Today he's a pilot! Look, nothing is free, so am I paying for this “electrification”? Yes, a trick question but please take the test to see whether or not you need more Kermit time! Do the driving lights on your car work for free? A majority will say yes, because we are still stuck in that ignorant Neanderthal “mindset”. Yes ignorant because we still spend a whole bunch of money on a “WAR MACHINE” mentality when the entirety of “space” is waiting for us to discover its treasures, well beyond our wildest imagination. Can't have it both ways. Keep fighting and we stay here. Give up the sword and we can move away! Anyway, to see planes equipped with 120V outlets, just more insomnia cast upon our thirst to delay progressive man going where no man has gone before! But for I ask? Anyway, there's an outfit that has agents taking pictures of the “Urine Trails” at airport “Concourses”, using “Clint Eastwood Infra-Red Night Vision” optics, which picks out the urine by special filters dedicated to the “piss” spectrum. Yes indeed, as the day goes by, so does the traveling public find the airport bathrooms from sea to shining sea overflowing with “urine”. Which gets carried over by foot traffic from the “stalls” to the main concourse and ends up on the planes because we are so damn in a hurry to get on that crowded plane – so maybe it is best to keep that brown-bag up high – but there ain't no room there either and the way other courteous and courageous passengers try to stuff their 100-lbs of stuff in that 10-lb overhead container, well that sandwich becomes “panini” pressed. Anyway, with the price of motor gasoline so cheap and the highways and byways in much better shape now that Crawford's idiot has returned home, driving seems to be a more pleasurable and it gives me the opportunity to see all them roads named in honor of officers killed in the line of duty – because we are out of control and need more Kermit time!

 Ted Stevens Anchorage International Airport
“Urine Trail”(February 21^st, 2015)

SEA-TAC International Airport

 “Urine Trail”(February, 22^nd, 2015)

Dear BOSTON!

Now this is SNOW.....(Valdez, Alaska)

Every Penny Counts?

ALASKA STUFF: It was interesting that an Assault Daily Nuisance(ADN) article most recently discovered, well rather than interesting a little scary as too how little Alaskans understand the merits of transparency. So it may indicate those still holding that right to be read not heard no longer trust the “controlled” news. The rush to judgment nowadays, just to be “first” in the “Hot Off the Press” showdown, well slow down and listen up! Haste makes waste, as inaccuracies along with half-baked goods are what the reading public gets nuisanced with these days just trying to apprehend whether or not it is safe to breath – hopefully a sigh of relief another day bless us oh…What about some genuine news? See, the “controlled” news throws “crap” out with as little evidence as possible and never finds an interest in a follow-up – unless something that involves Sarahstein because that sells diarrhea medication, maybe some Viagra for the Toads! So it is not entirely the “media” at fault, as “limited edition” means limited worthwhile news. Sad, when we find that the National Enquirer is more credible with facts upon the “Storyline”. Now, if “transparency” is required for the bureaucracy - something many have fort for as a ways and means to trump cronyism - yet we allow that “open office” contention to “steam-roller” us over and out of the way, you get the point. And in this day and age of hi-tech information streaming and screaming every which way but loose, there is no excuse our “complacency”, except for the fact someone has hijacked our attention with this “social media” all important can’t do without learning about someone else’s something. But Alaskans should broaden the horizon, especially on two issues most recently brought to attention, well thrown out by the media with as little as possible any worthwhile information that fosters an understanding to what is really troubling upon such issues. So let me try and incite an understanding as too what it all means. OK, so there’s this Alaskan “fund” mandated by “Public Law” – and like with most Alaskan things funded by “Big Oil” on the verge of collapse – a per oil barrel tax “piggy bank” designed to assist the state to clean-up a mess – any mess large or small. So even before Joe Hazelwood made his debut by crashing into “Bligh Reef” with a boatload of oil, the state has collected about $15-million each year to provide for something still not entirely clear – like a “mission accomplished” already. For sure, “Big Oil” was taxed a few pennies to fund the cost of cleaning up an oil spill or other hazardous overflows that posed an imminent threat to the public health, welfare or to the environmemnt. Yup, they paid for it and this “slush fund” was designed to be used by anybody guilty of an environmental crime – which means we paid for it in the end, through that “Cost of Living” allowance. And with a whopping budget of $15-million, that is about enough loot to fend off an EXXON Valdez sized spill, for about 4-hours at Bill “VECO” Allen wages. So, this “fund” is a “person of interest” in the WTF category. Now because “Big Oil” is not playing fair no more, that “Fund” has only about ½ the loot required to clean-up a mess. Wow, so the sky is falling, the sky is falling panic, what do we do now? Well our lunatic legislation always finds a ways and means to screw us over, because as soon as motor gasoline prices started to fall towards the “national norm” of $1.89, well the idiots that freeload down in Juneau seem to think tagging a “penny” on to your driving habits will fill that “fund's” deficit. Forecast is that Fairbanks will enjoy the “national norm” for gasoline prices in the year 2525, as long as oil stays below $58 bucks. OK, it’s only a stinking copper coated penny, but not the point. It is called “RESPONSIBILITY”! Wow, for real? See, that fund which uses about $15-million each year to fund the clean-up costs associated with “non-oil” related spills, it has been in a deficit for the Parnell years and guess what, Sean appears to have performed a Sarah Palin but continued to live in the Governor’s mansion. Now what I mean by “quitting”, is saying the hell with his “RESPONSIBILITIES” and why not just rob the “Reserve” bank to shore up that “fund” - as nobody will miss a few $million$! Yes indeed in need and instead of requiring the oil man to give a little more in donations to keep that “Fund” alive just in-case Casey Jones Sheffield has another train wreck, just secretly screw over the citizens with a mile long smile. Why was Parnell always laughing – or was it an authentic “shit-eating grin? So like mentioned beforehand, when we read between the lines, we start to see a a very serious madness. In efforts to not have to starve “Big Oil” to clean up a mess made by another not affiliated with “oil”, time to sock-it-to “Citizen Complacent”. That’s why this thing may get the “WTF” award, so thanks to ADN for bringing it to our attention deficit disorder. Now for the “Best of the Story”. See, most recently the fallout of this program demonstrated the reasoning behind it, to have a “fund” just in-case something needs to be cleaned up and the criminals leave town – same as quitting. Look, “Big Oil” has to clean up its own mess, even though they pay into this fund they will never see a single “red” cent, as they don't like interference from the hoodlums down Juneau way – and to shy to ask for a handout. So, just stay away we will take care of it is “Big Oils” sentiment! So the “fund” is reserved, well for the “crooks”! A fuel truck flipped over on the Richardson about 45-miles north of Valdez, just before the holidays. The truck was transporting “diesel” from the Petro-STAR refinery up to one of the “Independent” oil guys on the “North Slope”. Yes, since the major refinery in North Pole has shut-down, what was once a 450-mile drive is know an 800-mile adventure. Yes adventure, as with that many miles of Alaskan style wear & tear, one is bound to come across a paparazzi filming a member of the Billy Brown clan and must exercise evasive maneuvers to steer clear of a felony conviction. Sidebar: Why in hell is Billy Brown and family still on “Reality” TV when they have been arrested for 60-fraud felonies? For stealing money from the State of Alaska? Here is what I don’t really understand but another tip that needs research. If you are part of that “Reality Alaska”, do you get immunity from prosecution? I mean we Alaskans did learn a lesson from Don Young – with the “Corrupt Bastards Club” – that crime does indeed pay here in the 49er, but is it prosecutional immunity for all? Sorry, still haven't found that clause in the state's “Constitutional Convention”. Anyway when the truck driver thought he saw what appeared to be a moose that looked like Sarah Palin, he hit the ditch as it is a sacrilege to hit a moose babe magnet. So he called his boss in Fairbanks and they talked about something, but it wasn’t important that diesel was now leaking from the ruptured tanker and running down a ditch into the Tiekel River…hey it’s winter and what salmon? So the boss went back to sleep. “Dawn is a feeling, a beautiful…” What you mean the tank is empty of 4000-gallons of toxic diesel fuel? Sure enough, as night fell over the pristine wilderness so did the darkness provide relief to the environmental crime taking place – hurry up, empty the tank and get the hell out of Dodge! So now we had a “mess”, the kind the “fund” was designed to help clean up! Wow, there was a method to this madness to charge “Big Oil” for an “Independent's” mess. See, “Big Oil” has its own refinery up in Prudhoe Bay so doesn't have to worry about being filmed for that “Reality” crap when a tanker goes off the road. Anyway, when a state trooper came across the sleeping truck driver, well all hell broke loose because a spill is supposed to be called-in without haste within an hour if there is a “spill”. Of course by this time there was no reason for a sobriety test, maybe a looney tune test – a moose that looks like Sarah? Soon the troopers called the state conservation agency and things started rolling. See, the Tiekel watershed flows into the Copper, wherein the “world famous” salmon come to bath, but diesel taints the flavor. So this was a catastrophic situation, that needed attention and quick. But after about $1-million in “catastrophic” insurance had been consumed, the trucking company responsible for the wreck and the spill, well it pulled a Sarah Palin – by quitting! Yes, it walked off the job because it had no more money and needed to get back to Fairbanks in a hurry to make a run on the business' bank safe, to shelter away what was left in the bank account. Mind you having to spend your own loot to clean up your own mess! Yes this trucker will get his day in court, but I am sure the insane lullaby will work – a moose that looks like Sarah? And the trucking outfit needed that loot hidden in the safe, as it was earmarked as a campaign contribution for Don Young as the senile Congressmen is in the running again. So the hell with the salmon, they can fend for themselves and Don will take care of us! Anyway, now it was in the state's court to continue cleaning up this mess. But guess what, that “fund” was empty! So the state through eminent domain and precedence set, it also performed a “Quick Quit Claim”, and walked off the job. Hey, it was winter, it was the holidays and it was cold. So, the EPA had to enter the scene and take over the clean-up efforts – wherein the U.S. Taxpayers would foot the bill to clean up the salmon streams contaminated with diesel fuel running wild. Yes, good old Uncle Sam here to take over and at last estimate, close to $5-million already spent – and it will mean spring breakup mitigation, probably another $5-million. So “Thank You” EPA, for what I am not so clear upon! Yes the same damn agency that Don Young and MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly want castrated, they came to the rescue! I guess they can blame this “spill” on Obama, par for the course! So, since that “fund” is short-sighted these days, due to insane drivers having orgasms thinking about moose that look like Sarah, well hitting the ditch is becoming a common occurrence – of course that gets you an interview from that “Reality” crap. But now we have some idiot down in Juneau trying to get the citizens to pay for someone else's mess, by applying a “penny per gallon” surcharge to cover the “fund's” deficit due low oil prices and reduced pipeline throughput. Raise the damn insurance for the truckers, look we pay for it anyway? So here we go again, place the blame on the innocent as that is the modus operandi of the “Corrupt Bastard” mentality that is still to this day alive and well and strangling righteousness here in the 49er. So if you need a lullaby of not guilty due insanity, that is what the “Lost Frontier” appears to be all about these days – and the sooner those dimwits down in Juneau get rid of the “Tax Film Credit”, maybe normalcy will be returned and we can start to address issues that have been covered over by that avalanche of “Complacency”. Remember, nobodies watching so the crocks “crook” it too us! So add a penny here and a penny there to cover up another's irresponsible behavior – and I thought we had NO TAXATION here in Alaska! And amazing, the EPA coming to Alaska's rescue! I wonder what Don and MoanaLisa would say about that? NOTHING, as silence is so “golden” especially when being vocal and giving credit wherein credit is so due could interfere with their incompetency! Alaska, what the hell happened?

Pussy or Wussy or Both

So Rudy Giuliani makes a rude comment about Barack Obama being Un-American and then must hide in the closet because of “Threats”? Well according to reliable sources familiar with the “Threats” it was merely some goon talking about subjecting Rudy to water-boarding, which Giuliani has remarked is not “Torture”, the only exception is the fact the caller said she would substitute a “Dildo” for the water! Sounds more like a “Treat” for Rudy...a deep throat kind of exercise. Choke now or forever hold your piss Mr. Giuliani, welcome to “Dildo-Boarding”!

 "It's not Torture"!