Stephen Bannon Acquittal?

Wow, so Stephen Bannon, the MAGA Moron minnow of the Donald John Trump Fallopian Tube Marjorie Soylent Greene Dysentery Dynasty & Melania a “Double Penetration” SPY – the minion has been excused? See, it was a criminal court case devoid any of that fancy “stare decisis” and instead acted upon because one cannot have a “ghost” as a witness, so in the end it was “scare decisis” verdict. All because the Chairman of the Select Committee, that Beenie Thompson “thought he saw “ghosts”!

The Evidence:

Dear Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, B-B-B-Bennie, Bennie, Bennie and the rest, rest…finally it appears you did take the advice to not invoke a “ghost” in the “Pubic Hearing #7”. Talking about reciting 503 5(c)8, as your ranking minority mistress is a “ghost”. So glad you decided you did not need permission any longer to proceed with questioning a witness, from that “ghost”. For the “record”, here is the “History” on how the “ghost” was called upon in previous “Hearings”:

Hearing #1) BENNIE THOMPSON: Pursuant to Section 5c8 of House Resolution 503 I recognize myself for questioning.

At this point, I reserve the balance of my time pursuant to 5c Section eight of House Resolution 503. The Chair recognizes that gentlewoman from Wyoming, Ms. Cheney, for questioning.

Hearing #2) BENNIE THOMPSON: Thank you. Pursuant to Section 5c8 of House Resolution 503, I now recognize the gentlewoman from California, Ms. Lofgren for questions.

Do you swear or affirm under penalty of perjury that the testimony you're about to give is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God? Thank you. Please be seated. Let the record reflect the witnesses answered in the affirmative. Pursuant to Section 5C8 of House Resolution 503, I now recognize the gentlewoman from California, Ms. Lofgren, for questions.

Hearing #3) BENNIE THOMPSON: Thank you very much. Pursuant to Section 5(c)(8) of House Resolution 503, the Chair recognizes the gentleman from California, Mr. Aguilar, and staff counsel, Mr. John Wood for questioning.

Hearing #4) BENNIE THOMPSON: Thank you. Pursuant to Section five C8 of House Resolution 503, the Chair recognizes the gentleman from California, Mr. Schiff for questions.

BENNIE THOMPSON: Thank you. Pursuant to Section 5C8 of the House Resolution 503, the chair recognizes the gentleman from California, Mr. Schiff, for questions.

Hearing #5) BENNIE THOMPSON: Thank you. Pursuant to Section 5c8 of House Resolution 503, the Chair now recognizes the gentleman from Illinois, Mr. Kinzinger, for questions.

Hearing #6) BENNIE THOMPSON: Thank you. Pursuant to the Section 5c(8) of House Resolution 503, the Chair recognizes the gentlewoman from Wyoming, Ms. Cheney, for questions.

Hearing #7) BENNIE THOMPSON: Thank you. You may be seated. Let the record reflect that the witnesses answered in the affirmative. I recognize myself for questions.

BENNIE THOMPSON: Thank you very much. The Chair recognizes the Vice Chair Ms. Cheney of Wyoming with any questions that she may have.

BENNIE THOMPSON: The gentlelady yields back. The chair recognizes the gentlewoman from Florida, Ms. Murphy.

BENNIE THOMPSON: The Chair recognizes the gentleman from Maryland, Mr. Raskin.

See, “No Ghosts” called upon in the 7^th inning stretch, 7^th time the charm? If so way to go! For reference, here is what that 5(c)8 recites:

         SEC. 5. PROCEDURE.
(c) Applicability Of Rules Governing Procedures Of Committees.—Rule XI of the Rules of the House of Representatives shall apply to the Select Committee except as follows:
(8) The chair of the Select Committee may, after consultation with the ranking minority member, recognize—
A) Members of the Select Committee to question a witness for periods longer than five minutes as though pursuant to clause 2(j)(2)(B) of rule XI; and (B) staff of the Select Committee to question a witness as though pursuant to clause 2(j)(2)(C) of rule XI.

And as another “TIP”, please have the Sergeant-at-Arms “immediately without any further delay” arrest the members of Congress that have been issued a subpoena by this “Select Committee”, yet have ignored that motion to compel. You have that authority, do not balk on the opportunity as such an action will get the point across and get the “Committee” the information it is after from those Trump “Turdcoats”. It means the authority to arrest and place behind bars those members in Congress that refuse, unless a “ghost” of course, and after a few days with Bubba you will get the answers to your questions. The “Contempt of Congress” referrals have no guts, as it appears that Bannon will get his way in either a “hung low jury” or already setting the stage for an appeal – the latter another waste of my hard-earned wages garnished for your “Show & Tell” extravaganza. And look-out for Judge Nichols, as it appears that a trap may be set, that will promote a dismissal. The way in which this Trump appointee has disallowed “any evidence” to be used at trial, it is by far a ways and means to discourage jurisprudence. It is the precipice of an “unfair trial”, the “Trap”! By the way, how much has this junket cost the U.S. Taxpayers? Since November of last year, time and $money$ for well over 120 motions filed in that Nichol’s courtroom, a cast of government lawyers and what appears to be legal advice & advise from outsiders, that costs twice as much! Ask yourself, is it worth it for a petty crime for merely being a “no-show” for the “Committee’s” WWE stage, when in the end you get maybe in punishment a month in the slammer but due to “bad breath” 2-weeks supervised leave it is all said and done with then? Like I have advocated, instead of playing “chicken little” you should have arrested Bannon with the gavel power to compel at your McGrain disposal, had the “guts & glory” to send the Sergeant-at-Arms to incarcerate the bastard child of Trump’s Dysentery Dynasty until he produced, end of this agony that the “Committee” insists is so Dear Jurisprudence. I hope in the end the “Committee’s” efforts equate to more then just a premature ejaculation, an erection extension of Impeachment #1 followed by Impeachment #2 followed by…laughter is not the best medicine in this case!

And wait there is more. Now that you have finally decided to dismiss that “ghost”, it appears you are in admittance that she don’t exist, never did exist and any damn lawyer worth a sack of beans will be able to convince that Appeals Court…it means DISMISSAL! Please RESIGN!

Your Friend Stugots – Lousy Hat Solidarity Party