Donald John Trump Jr., (son
of Donald John Trump the 45th President of the United States “Impeached Twice”
and circle-jerk masturbator of the January 6th Insurgency”R”Us committee), Junior
has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, 2021. This comes about
after his heart-wrenching interview on the Newsmax “Reality Check” with Sebastian
Gorka, wherein Junior reveals that he spent over 68-hours in breadlines, just
waiting for bread, during his childhood in Communist Czechoslovakia. To end
this teary-eyed interview, Donald Junior sings “Buddy Can You Spare A Dime”
and emphasizes the verse “why should I be waiting in line just for bread”.
And following the “Rust” movie stage accident, Junior started hawking merchandise
that made fun of the accidental killing of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins,
wherein a gun held by Alec Baldwin misfired, and all proceeds from the sale of
this “Murder Most Foul” merchandise would go to speed up the bread-lines Junior
has witnessed here in America, those empty shelves. Henry Murray has supported
this nomination, as well as endorsements from Theodore Kaczynski.
Just in: Bob Dylan says he will return
his Nobel prize if Donald Junior wins the 2021 award, as Bob feels bad that he
never had to wait in a bread line, so feels his award is not justified when
compared to what Donald Junior had to go through in his youth.
To see the teary-eyed interview, below link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXNTf5Uf48A
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