Wow, late last night early
shame today the Shady Enclave - aka United States Supreme Court and our nation’s
likeness to a Papal Conclave - the court jesters met in secrecy to decide the
fate, the outcome of the Donald John Trump “Impeachment”. The High Court
decided an urgency for an emergency “convene to opine” this issue due the GOP “Impeachment
Insurgent Impediment” was causing a “Blues” revival in “Now is the time
for all goodfellas to come to the aid of their party” in
“protest” sea to shining sea. See, when people are protesting they are not
shopping, and it was the 8th day before Christmas so the jesters
rang the bell of “what the fuck”. Along with the fact finding that Moscow Mitch’s
Bitch Patrol will disallow “fairness to prevail” any “Senate Trial” to follow,
and thus it will be appealed up the 15-Chain Yanks of Command. What you say
this Chain of Command? The 15-chain yanks it takes Donald Trump to dump an Oval
Office dump his daily bread upon his enemy! Enemy? Look in the mirror! And
likewise in “Extra, Extra read all about it Omnes” with the Pope in waiting, “Fumata
Neutered” smoke was observed billowing from the court’s latrine vent. OK, it was
well after midnight so the “opine” vote “speak now or forever hold your Scalia penis”
was observed by the Supreme Court chamber’s window shades - which appeared to signal
a win-on-win so we are No Longer a Divided Nation! Only five of the
jesters’ votes counted, wherein the two Clinton appointees cast a NEY, the two
Obama appointees said YEA and Trump’s vindicatee forgot his left arm and right
arm on the podium. Which means a “neutered” outcome read into it as you please.
Since Chief Justice Roberts will yield the “rubber mallet gavel” upon the
Senate “Trial of Tears”, he thus recused himself from this gathering and was
seen walking alongside with “Dump Trump” protestors at the “Capital Mall”. Sam Alito was also a no-show, as he was busy practicing
for a role as “Joe Wilson” in “You Lie”. And Brett, still crying after all
these years was home alone watching “Home Alone” as that is what is used as a
guide for “opine weening”. And this “Trial” that is supposed to immediately follow
today’s “House of Nancy” and her army of Patriots in a unified vote to oust the
louse and his Klaus Fuchs following, Moscow Mitch needs until next year to hold
this “Trial” has he needs more time to burn the evidence and get an update on
Putin’s game-plan. That gives the Fucking Moron 19-days to retreat or retaliate
by melting all the skin and bones to ash, and that only takes 3-seconds so he
has a lot of time to think about the stench of burning bodies. Let’s hope that “app”
of destruction on his “Twitter” is FAKE!
Little Sadie Sadlerohit
vs.
Donald John Trump
The “Opine” case in point: John
Doe and Jane Doe walk their kindergarten child Little Sadie Doe to the bus
stop, her first day in school. This is the catalyst of what is the beginning of
a long-lasting journey in life, so first impressions finds long lasting
meaning. And it is that time in the life-cycle that parents allow that parental
“bond” to be shared by others, to protect our kids. And because parents have
grown to “Trust” that bus driver because he was sworn to obey that “school zone”
speed-limit along with what that “Trust” relationship means to Bert & Ernie
and how such a Sesame Street protects the precious cargo, well Jane Doe
entrusts Little Sadie’s lunch money to the driver, Donald John Trump. The bus
delivers the kids to school safely and on time and transfer of “kid” responsibility
takes place. Except come lunch time wherein the menu means a peanut-butter and
jelly sandwich, Little Sadie has no lunch, due the Bus Driver - Donald John
Trump - refusing to hand over Sadie’s lunch money, a one-dollar bill and
25-cents in change. Now it was not due loosing or misplacement by the Bus
Driver nor was it construed as “theft”, as the lunch money was entrusted to
Donald John Trump in a “good faith” relationship. And poor Little Sadie, as all
the other kindergarten kids enjoy lunch she feels left out and doesn’t
understand why.
The verdict is thus “opined”
by the following consent decree: Did the bus driver - Donald
John Trump - gain anything beneficial by withholding the lunch money
appropriations when Little Sadie faced “pain & suffering” with an empty
stomach, and that first day experience was far from “favorable”? Could this
distort the reality of “Trust” and beckon a withdrawal in trusting relationships
in the future? An all too important element in life? So then comes before the
court jesters the fact of the matter with legal wrangling on the subject of contributory
negligence, upon the parents(Congress) for entrusting the lunch money to the
bus driver(Donald John Trump). So after hours of deliberations, the jesters “opined”
that Donald John Trump “gained nothing” and his excuse-in-defense when
testifying under oath-of-toast, he didn’t know if Little Sadie had a nut
allergy, and thus sided on the safe side. It is well known that peanuts can
cause a severe and potentially life-threatening allergic reaction
called “anaphylaxis”. Emphasizing that he felt that had he handed over the
lunch money and Little Sadie had been provided the PB&J and consumption was
followed by an allergic reaction - which is very common with children and since
the school lunch wardens had no information to verify Yeh or Ney with Sadie - that he could be held liable. With that said, a
self-inflicted harm upon his own mental mindset so balked on the merits of “my
belly full but me hungry” and taking the high-Barr-Road “Be Best Be Safe”. And
when it was discovered by the school staff that Little Sadie had no such
allergy concerns, the lunch money was handed over and Little Sadie then
received a stale sandwich and had too eat all by herself something she could
not fully understand, but the next day all was fine.
In that Legal Nutshell: The
bus driver - Donald John Trump - finds no burden upon any liability, limited or
not, as the lunch money was provided and Little Sadie got that PB&J and so the
“harm” was minimized. And at no time did that bus driver derive any beneficial gain
from his action and or inaction, as it was merely through a concern the lunch
money was withheld until such time it was ascertained by a controlling interest
an authoritative figure that could over-rule any “allergic” concern. That said,
in efforts to protect Little Sadie all is well and Henry Murray’s psychiatrist
Theodore John Kaczynski in practice at ADF-Florence says the kid is fucked and
since the remaining class kids saw the effect of “hunger” and “segregation”,
they are also fucked.
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