Before Donald Jong “DO
Uche” Trump used the proverbial “ten-pounds of shat in a one-pound bag” to
covet his base and then shoveled some more “shat” on “shat” and somehow fondled
his way into the Access Hollywood White House, “We the People” had “Red
Herring” flags, warning signs like a shot across-the-bow as a gauge that which spelled
out the “State of the Union”. As a “Patriotic American”, for some 65-years from
the likes of Ike to Kennedy to Johnson to Carter to Reagan to Bush to Clinton
to Bush to Obama, I always enjoyed the “State of the Union” addresses by the
sitting U.S. President all sides of the aisle. Even though such “Statements”
came with a “shallow” political divide, there was always some semblance of a
bipartisanship relation that gave me confidence upon a checks-and-balance
between the Congress and Commander-in-Chief and vice versa - for “ALL America”
is “What are we fighting for”! OK, there is a void during the Nixon & Ford
years and I am sure that if today that “State of the Union” voice demonstrated “Patriotism”
over “Treason” I would be a staunch listener. There is no such thing “shallow” today
and more of a “shadow”, what assurances forward looking as a “State of the
Union” with a check & balance, as the U.S. Supreme Court just ruled that
the “Union” is dead! And the divide between US and THEM is not what the
Founding Fathers envisioned, else they would have promulgated laws to insist
that even with a political divide, leave well enough alone leave that divide at
the door upon entry to the House and Senate chambers - no political loitering
allowed. And Bob Dylan was right, they “blackmailed the Sergeant-of-Arms into
leaving his post”, else the jail in the basement of the Congress would be on
overflow with “Turncoats”. And I am talking both republican and democratic
“Turdcoats”. What we learned in kindergarten, “Divided We Fall”, and it seems
everyone in a political shelter has forgotten about “United We Stand”. This
“Gohmert Pile of Shat Freedom Fendom Caucus” with the likes of Jim Jordon and
Mark Gaetz, it is so, so dangerous to our “Life, Liberty and pursuit of
Happiness”. And what happened to “Term Limits”, when we were so close to having
a Congress realize that a job for life is a dangerous proposition to the wellbeing
of “Democracy”? They reneged on US when all of a sudden they realized to push
forward such an agenda meant they would be unemployed and may have to find
honest work for a living wage! But I stopped finding entertainment, stopped
finding pride in the president addressing the American Citizens back in 2009,
when Confederate Representative of South Carolina Joe Wilson “aborted” the dignity
and integrity of the U.S. Constitution and shouted out that Barack Obama was a
liar. “The President sang Amazing Grace”, and was branded a “Liar”? What should
have happened right then and there even for a civil society is a hanging, yes-siree-bubba
the gallows should have been resurrected for Mr. Wilson’s reward for, well this
was “Treason” of the highest bar. Remember, when the WAR was over and the
“Turncoat Confederates” cried for freedom, our Founding Fathers had the power
to hang, but gave the confederates leniency - but the law to hang against
“Treason” remains intact today. OK, we are different today so maybe just some
Velma Dinkley “Waterboarding” would suffice for Mr. “You Lie”. Damn, off on
that crash course again but an easy correction to get back on track. Now one gauge
that was always of interest an overall bench-mark the “State of the Union” was the
price of oil, as everything is tied to oil, every damn thing. From farm to
market, it takes gasoline for transporting illegal immigrants to pick the
produce and watermelons, this “motor-petro” comes from oil. So that bag of
lettuce, it has a few pennies added here a few peenies added there to satisfy
your craving for eating healthy and getting this stuff to the table before
rigor mortis sets in. Get this, hamburger box stores have teamed up with drug
companies to figure out how they can addict us to bad diets of “fromunder” beef
and when that stuff devastates our immune system we must have drugs! My WWII dad is living proof this nothing
burger on a bun stunned his immune system and by now an aftermath addiction, as
he has a daily pill for every letter of the alphabet. See, the doctor tells him
that reciting the A through Z is good for the memory. OK, Donald Jong Trump
used the campaign slogan the “dog ate my homework” and received 60-million
votes for being honest. The problem his truth-in-lending statement, he didn’t
have a dog talk about collusion! But when Trump moved into the White House like
the Beverly Hillbillies moving into Hollywood, we are governed today by a whole
new set of rules, including the “gauge” for the State of the Union. OK again,
it is today better off stated as the “State of the Eunuch” and it is not the
price of oil that is the tell-a-tale our credibility as a freedom loving
“Union”, it is the price of drum roll please…Toilet Paper! The gauge usually
has a “volatility” statement, and due the fact our nation became
self-sufficient self-reliant and didn’t need King Sodomy of Arabia’s oil
because we fracked the hell out the earth under the Great Lakes, well oil was
replaced by what it takes to clean up after doing the daily business. And it is
a “Be Best” Melania bowel movement moment, as we are getting “shat” upon daily
by…yes I changed the “John” in Donald XXX Trump to “Jong”, as it appears he is
a monster within a monster and that DO U? It means DOUche, for the bags under
his eyes as he is constipated, his entire family is constipated, his entire
administration is constipated and soon the Supreme Court will be constipated.
And one day when this constipation is Dulcolax free, we are in deep doo-doo!
Soon, single ply will be in vogue due the price of the Ritz Cracker stuff only
the wealthy can afford, “My County ‘Tis of Thee, sweet land of 2-ply liberty” a
thing of the past because the wealthy honestly believe their “shat” does not
stink! Donald Jong Trump, 530 destructive days in office on this 4th
of July and it equates to the same amount of days that U.S. Secretary of
Commerce Wilbur Ross has been in a sound sleep! Has anybody seen or heard from
Rex Tillerson? Maybe he is still having an EXXON Valdez laughing fit over his dealings
with an F’n Moron Idiot and when we hear of leaches and mites invading the
shore-line beaches of Florida, the birthplace from whence this Helter-Skelter holocaust
comes from is well known and the spokesperson for this bite itching filth is
your very own…cannot, will not on this 4th of July pay any respect
and call that “Moron” only what he deserves - and it ain’t “The President sang
Amazing Grace”!
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