Palintology
According to the Queen of Palintology,
U.S. President and Commander-In-Chief Barack Obama should be
impeached because of these 25 reasons: Because Obama.....
- is not an “IDIOT” like the Palintology fringe following
- has a bigger pennis then Todd the Toad
- allows the 1st Lady Independence
- doesn't need Viagra
- beat the dick off of McCain and his Ruining Mate(the Queen)
- would never cover his face in Duct Tape(Like Todd the Toad before sex)
- is a good basketball player
- makes George Bush look like a pigeon stool
- supports workers rights
- supports the “Union”
- supports a global “PEACE” initiative
- supports environmental stewardship
- smiles like he succeeded
- makes Rick Perry mad
- laughs at Rick Perry's madman madness
- doesn't have dysfunctional daughters
- believes the “QUEEN” is a reincarnation of Playboy's “Granny”
- believes the “QUEEN” assassinated “Gabrielle”
- doesn't believe his farts don't stink
- doesn't need the FOX
- protects the “hen-house” from the FOX
- is a “True” American
- quit smoking
- thinks Dick Cheney defaces property for fun
- is a gentlemen!
Palintology is a science erected from
Parasitology, the study of parasites - a.k.a Tea-Party miscarriages.
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