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Friday, March 29, 2013

Wetback Setback!


Apologize? Look Don Young doesn't understand the word “Apologize”. That goes back to the time he referred to Nancy Pelosi as a “Rabid Skunk” - there never came anything close to an apology more in tune to a complete withdrawal denial! And when asked about that derogatory comment by a call-in during a talk show on Public Radio, Don tried to “skunk” the question and then went ballistic when the caller “called” his bluff. Next day, “public radio” funding from Congress was cut in Alaska! And in Don's most recent outburst upon the outcast class, calling farm workers “Wetbacks”, does it surprise you? Look, when you drive across America's farmland and see the laborers in the fields of plenty, they are keeping us “Healthy”! Fresh fruits and fresh vegetables have contributed more to a healthy population then any other pre-medicated medical rip-off. An apple a day ring a bell? Without Don's so-called “Wetbacks”, we'd be at ruins in a cesspool of sickness. If any “class” of individuals should be recognized for an American spirit, we need go looking no further. Just visit the produce section of your local market if you need a lesson in credibility and earthliness. Now with Don's outrageous outburst still hot off the press, many are already calling for an “Apology”! Don't hold your breath, at least he is not denying it. But there is a reason for Don's mood today upon farm workers. It isn't out of disrespect, it has to do with flying high comforts. See, with cutbacks hurting the Air Force, Don may have to start using commercial transportation from Alaska to Washington, which doesn't sit too well with a man that believes he is better then the rest of the “Proletariat” class, those of us that fly like sardines and are fed three peanut lunches. See, Don takes advantage of the mini-Air Force One jet stash. I see it all the time, when he arrives to a private hanger in Fairbanks. At $50,000 bucks a trip - courtesy the U.S. Taxpayers – that buys a whole lot of “extra” leg room! And MoanaLisa MurCowpie and Begich prefer the same accommodations, but competition is starting to get stiff and stiff this perk, and no way in hell could they share a ride home! Across the isle doesn't exist in “executive” style jets and could be considered a conflict of interest if caught. And with limited seating capacity, there is no “back of the bus”, so MoanaLisa isn't welcome. But Don decides anyway to do something stupid, arouses the Caesar Chavez in us all and the threats roll in. Yes, his office has been bombarded with threatening phone calls which means he can apply for preferential treatment. Low and behold, Don gets an out by claiming he cannot visit public restrooms because of the threats of “rotting” tomatoes thrown his direction - so gets his own “crapper”. He's a senile member of the 113th Corrupt Congress, which means he doesn't give a damn about nothing accept making sure he gets a library named after himself in Alaska, one that highlights the “greatest” waste appropriations' bill ever of record – the SafeTea-Lu multi-billion dollar blunder. This bill was supposed to fix the highways and bridges all across America, and the only thing we have to promote that there was some semblance of American pride this ultimate of “pork” giveaway are some bike paths and a whole lot of self-made $millionaires$ that contribute to Don's “Whore Chest”. Look, Don has been pissed, ever since DOMA went public and appears to find a chance of change, at providing “rights” were “rights” belong, and the “Rabid Skunk” has one up on him as she is a vocal supporter for repeal of DOMA. And for a guy that now toots the horn of disdain upon “Big Government”, how much money has Don been privileged to give away after 15-terms as Alaska's lone “Congressmen”? Look, he has been a member of that “House on the Hill” longer then has Viagra been available for free, to Congress! Yes, many in Congress suffer from an erection lasting longer then 4-hours so get stool stuck and:

Somewhere a senator sits in a leather chair
Behind a big wooden desk
The caribou we killed mean nothing to him
He took his money just like all the rest
 
Tick-tock
The clock on the wall
No wonder we’re losing time”

American Ways & Means 101: Congress has the keys to the U.S. Treasury! Look, “Big Government” takes “our” hard earned money, for selfish reasons. Look how much was given away when that “Town in Texas went missing an idiot”? Yes, Bush allowed Congress to give away the hen-house, the “pot-of-gold”, the “rainy day fund” and an additional $Trillion$ on an IOU. Only problem, we are the “idiots” that must pay back the IOU! How does it happen? Ask Don Young! And there is no dedicated calculation that determines exactly how much we should hand over, even though the Constitution was “clear” in its infancy what could be “legally” garnished away – to support “government” without corruption. Congress fixed that, as members of the “I hate real work” realized “pork” buys them that job of a lifetime, and Don was a “Kingpin” in this regard. When we look back in history and try to analyze what went wrong with Congress, as it is broke and will never ever recover, we will see that Don was instrumental in destroying the institution - which is destruction upon the Constitution. Treason? Of course it is, but we are accomplices as we vote them in – so they are free and clear no matter what. That is what is behind “Congressional Immunity”! Basically fallout falls back upon “We the People”, at the voting booths. And with “immunity”, Don can call a “Spade a Spade” and get away with it. More threats? More power to him! Look, if a Senator or Congressmen rapes your little daughter, because she was on a field trip to learn about “ethics”, there is no punishment any longer! “Good Golly” if you don't like what he did to your “Little Miss Molly”, save your breath and patience and rage on when it comes time for re-election. That is how the “Congressional Ethics” works in our modern day inhumane House of Lords! There is NONE! And what else do you expect from a “Crook”, yes crook. I am not talking his affairs with Coconut Grove whores or wining and dining on somebody else's dime, I am talking pure unadulterated “theft”. Look, a congressmen is supposed to at least protect “our” investment. When we pay taxes, we are basically investing in America. When you calculate how much of your hard earned loot has been “loaned” to Uncle Sam, you basically have a credit, you have an asset. And when too much is collected because the “collector” made a mistake, we deserve a “rebate”. In fact, it is illegal for Uncle Sam to collect more then what is actually needed. But since many members of Congress are “rich” and when their terms of endangerment are up and they have been upgraded to the “filthy rich” with help from the “lobby”, do you really think an iota that they give a rat's ass about Americans and equitable taxation? Trick question. Back to the crookedness in “Big Government”. Now when the Alaska Rail Road went caught for “Fraud” most recently and was about to loose $45-Million in “pork” due the fact that the board – which includes many of Don's cohorts in modern day American crime sprees from sea to shining sea, including Bill Sheffield – the board tried to convince the U.S. Treasury gatekeepers that Alaska maintains a “Commuter” rail service? The main reason for the 600-miles of track between Seward and Fairbanks. Of course it is a “Commuter”, and we have a super-duper high speed tel-transportation levitating bullet train. I can see it from my bathroom when I'm taking a good crap – flush twice its a long way to Juneau! In fact it is so fast, it gets to Russia before coming to a complete stop, that is why Sarah can see Russia from her crapper – it's that Einstein Booze 5th estate effect. Anyway, enough of the comic relief. Where was I? Yes, the Alaska Rail Road! Now at the same time the state was receiving the “fraud” money, that “Qualified Track” legally belonging to the state - as the ARR is an Alaskan Corporation - it is assigned to another entity, because there comes a tax advantage to a corporation that is not affiliated with the state. As a “state” corporation, it cannot take advantage of the tax credit, so sells it! That “assignment” goes to Joe Uselessbelli or the Koch Suckers but with the re-assignment, it knocks the state out of the Federal Transportation and Railroad funding equation. See, even though it is an “Alaskan” entity that should fall under the laws of “Transparency”, there is cover. Look, whenever you see an Alaskan entity becoming an “Alaskan Corporation”, it finds corruption – the main intent for a “public” entity to go private. Look at the Alaska Aero-Space along with the Kodiak Launch Facility. Like the Rail Road, it is facing funding cuts because the “Money is Gone”. So instead of cutting back on lucrative executive salaries, cut workers loose is what we find happening today. See, this works, as when they are un-employed and can listen into talk shows wherein Don gets them in the militia mood – that postal mood, we know where that can land. So even though the Alaska Rail Road has nothing close to a “Commuter” train, through “fraudulent” opportunities and possibly due to unclear thinking because of LSD flashbacks, the state owned outfit that cannot survive without “pork”, it has cheated its way to prosperity - until it went caught. See, another Congressmen here last year on vacation used the railroad, because he had heard of this keep secret from the lower-48 “Magic Train”. And when he saw what it was in reality, he started asking questions. Especially when it required how many hours to go from Anchorage to Fairbanks? And he was riding the “proletariat” car, the one that should be thrown in the dump because it stinks, and during his trip he watched as the “wealthy” wined and dined themselves in the luxury of the “Princess”. When he was trying to watch the scenery, he was spending time swatting giant mosquitoes as the train was so slow it allowed hordes to catch up to the scent of human blood and break into the inferior window screens of the poor man's rail car. So when he was back in Washington, he found out that Alaska has been raking in “Big Bucks” through “Fraud”, in other words theft! It is stealing, it is theft, and the person(s) involved should be held accountable. Yes, somebody needs to have a stay at the Seward prison, in fact, take a train ride! But when Don found out that a baby congressmen was about to call the railroad's bluff, guess what? Yes, Don used his secret pen to make sure Alaska keeps on screwing over the U.S. Treasury. Here is the problem. Don is part of the old regiment of senators and congressmen that believe they are saints and can do no wrong. So they continue their mutiny on the Constitution. There's not much left, and they feel draining it to no good is as good as it gets. Apologies? If Don started apologizing for what Congress has done to hurt this country, he could say a “sorry” for every breath he as left and still not account for who and what has been hurt through such dereliction. And he thinks “skunks” are a problem? I smell something rotten, and it ain't Pelosi!

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