Don Young Apology

Wow! So Don Young has made an apology. No not upon the fact that he called Mexican farm workers “Wet-backs”, Don has finally apologized for forcing the United States NAVY to cough up $70-Million to build a “Ferry Nobody Wanted”. See back some years ago, when Bill Allen was considered not a pervert, Bill sold Alaska's delegation a “Bridge To Nowhere” Dream. Wet Dream? Pipe Dream? Both work in this case. So in efforts to get this “BTN” past the wet pipe phase, Bill convinced Don that Alaska needed a “High Speed Amphibious Assault” vessel to build the “Bridge To Nowhere”. So Don used his stroke and found a shelved project, for a “High Speed Amphibious Assault” vessel the NAVY didn't even want, as the theater of war had changed and such a moron vessel served no useful purpose – except! So off we went again, into the wild blue blunder. And this “Bridge to Nowhere” soon had a companion, “A Ferry Nobody Wanted”. So money was found in the defense budget, and soon the steel was being cut and the slabs welded together, for....And when it was all said and done, well the owners of this “Ferry without a cause” had to auction it off without ever seeing a single passenger. And this was only after the Matanuska Thunder Fuck Heads tried to give this boat away. Problem, nobody knows how to drive this piece of crap and it is so expensive that the best possibility is as scrap metal. So it went on the auction block, and when Friday's deadline approached, the owners didn't have a whole lot to show, accept a single bid. Yes, $750K for a $70-Million dollar boondoggle. Which tips the scale at the worst recovery ever on government property. It amounts to 1-cent maybe on the U.S. Taxpayer dollar. So Don finally felt bad and caved in, as over the years when it appeared that this would be the ultimate outcome such a crazed “pork” project, well he had been conveniently passing the blame onto Dead Ted. But in reality, anybody that has followed this boondoggle from the inception, we are aware that Ted had nothing to do with this waste - it was Don that pulled the purse strings. And now that it has come to fruition and Ted is pissed and can't wait for Don to show up at that place that remains heated all the time, Don thinks it is time for penance. So thanks Don, for finally coming out of the “K Street” closet with the “TRUTH”. And don't worry, as this waste will definitely go down in the annals in that file under more treason upon the U.S. Constitution, which will most likely be your memoirs, “How I screwed the U.S Constitution and Proud of It”!