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Sender: Congresswoman Don Young
Subject: Congresswoman Young's Washington Report
Wow, I guess it's that time of the month – AGAIN!
See, this “quarantine” occurs on a regular basis, each month when
Don's “Washington Report” tries to infiltrate my computer's
privacy, through a “worm hole”. Maybe it's a Congressional “Sticky
Fingers” virus used by the House members, as an underground ways
and means to get this garbage to the constituent base. And I never
signed up for this “crap” from the “Congressman for All
Neutered Alaskans”. Which meant for protection I had to sign up for
that “E-mail Guard”, as before paying out extra to be on the safe
side of things entering the “hole” I went “stupid” and opened
that stuff from Don – even though my computer had the nerve to warn
me otherwise. Well next thing you know I'm receiving all this “porn”
along with invites from locals, older women in Don's age group –
over 75! In fact, pictures started to be glued to my flip-flop's
memory, with cranky like Sarah Palin wannabes! Yuck, talk about
flip-flops. I wonder, does Don get a little extra on the side for
this? You know what I am talking about, you rascal! And does he find
humor through immunity this attack? Anyway, maybe Don is pissed at
me, as I did go out on a limb and publish some embarrassing and
incriminating pictures on a local Alaskan “blog”, “twenty-seven
eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a
paragraph on the back of each one explaining that each one was to be
used as evidence”, pictures of the VECO grill, with Don's initials
carved into the iron-work! Bill Allen was smart, to finger-print the
infamous barbecue with his accomplices, he was good with the rod,
being an ex-welder. But please Mr. Congressman, give me a break
instead of trying to break into my peace and quiet and right to be
let alone. And as a “person of interest” and still under the
microscope, you must be a fool to mess around with such things. And I
thought that Eric Holder's Justice Department was beginning to go
soft on your involvement in that Coconut Grove fantasy scam, why
chance it? Yet you thought it was in the best interest of continued
and unprecedented GOP back-stabbing to vote him in “Contempt of
Congress”, for “Fast & Furious”. Think back, remember
Oliver North? I hope the book comes flying your way. Hey, if “only
fools rush in”, you were the 1st to cross the Finish
Line. So instead of wasting the taxpayers loot, as we will end up
defending your ass, why not do something constructive, like getting a
“Presidential Pardon” for Pete Rose, so he can enter the Baseball
Hall of Fame. One last thing, do you know this babe?
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