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Thursday, July 26, 2012

BAIN ME, DANG ME

BAIN ME, DANG ME
(Sung in tune to Roger Miller’s DANG ME)

Well here I sit top of the class gettin' wealthy,
Ain't nothin' but a king would live like this.
Out all day and runnin' wild buyouts,

then sittin' home with a room full of gold.
Bain me, Dang me, they oughta make a bribe to tame me,
Just like me to be tax free, Rush would you weep for me?


Just sittin' 'round thinkin' with the rest of the 1%,
six buyouts sought and I stole five.
I sent the money offshore,

made fourteen jobs and  paid them twenty seven cents.
Bain me, Dang me, they oughta make a bribe to tame me,
Just like me to be tax free, Rush would you weep for me?

Roses 're red and violets 're purple,
moneys sweet and so is outsourcing.
Well I'm a latter day’r with too many sons,

My pappy drank Pepto-bismol and I'm a son that has no fun.
Bain me, Dang me, they oughta make a bribe to tame me,
Just like me to be tax free, Rush would you weep for me?

Bain me, Dang me, they oughta make a bribe to tame me,
Just like me to be tax free, Rush would you weep for me?

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