Lost & Found

Wow, those millions missing from Jon “I simply do not know no where the money is” Corzine's MF Global gambling escapades has been recovered. Corzine did not take the 5th when subpoenaed to testify about this theft before Congress, like had been the norm with crooks! It goes too show that the justice system is broke, just plead “I don't know”. But the missing loot has been recovered. We should have known it all along, as New Jersey is the Organized Crime Capital, so money never goes missing, it just disappears into someone else's grave-side donation box. In this case, the money was used to buy grub for Governor Chris Christie. See, state's are struggling these days, so money for important things like fixing up education and fixing up ruthless rutted roads is being shifted around. In Corzine's case, the money was just on the borrow, to be paid back at a later date. See the loot was used to buy groceries, for Chris Christie. This guy is “Humongous”, just how many calories does it take to get his fat ass out of bed. Look, I'm not trying to pick on the “Obese”. Yes I am, especially the “Political Obese”. Now Christie is gallivanting around the New Jersey Pine Barrens defending Mitch Romney. So what! Look, carting around 5-people in one, it takes a whole lot of extra energy, it takes a whole lot of extra calories. But we must look towards the future, and that is exactly what is happening behind closed doors. The White-House caretakers are preparing, for all possible showdowns. It is preparing now for what modifications are required come the outcome of the 2012 $Billion dollar attack upon “ObamaCares”. Look, there are secret tunnels under the green green grass of home. Just ask Dick Cheney. According to reliable sources, the redesign of the White-House has begun in earnest, with special interest should Romney be given the joy stick – through hook or through crook – and Christie is the VP running mate. This is no joke, just a fact of the matter. In fact, there is concern about the airworthiness of Air Force II, the helicopter that flies the dignitaries around, including the vice. And the W-H caretaker must prepare for the worst, like if something were to disable the Commander-in-Chief. In the case of a Romney term of endangerment, then it means Christie would take over the helm. On the list of modifications to the “Presidential Administration Infrastructure”, all the toilets would have to be changed out, for oversize “crappers” trimmed with handicap access safeguards. This is no joke, just a fact of the matter wherein preferential treatment is again a burden upon the taxpayers. The doorways would have to be enlarged and there is concern that some of the flooring cannot take the excessive loading. “CAUTION: Wide Load”. Maybe they will have to install a bunch of those flashing yellow lights, maybe a mini pilot car! I hope no one is laughing at this coverage, as it is not a laughing matter. We must get a grip on the “Obesity” issue, as it is at the point of a pandemic here in America. And think about it, do you really think this issue would be front and center if we find that next January there is a Romney & Christie entourage taking over Washington? The “Fat Cat” lobbyist, the same idiots that persuaded the Congress to re-categorize “Pizza” as a vegetable so it could be offered to kids, 3-squares a day, they are hoping for a “Christie” VP ticket, as it will allow even more outrageous food items to be re-categorized as “Healthy”. But the sad fact of the matter today is this. Eric Cantor, he has enough power to postpone next Wednesday's showdown, wherein there was supposed to be approved legislation that “forbids” “Congressional Insider Trading”. What gives? More time for the crooks to cash in, right before Christmas. “Fat Cats”, appears it comes in different disguises these days.