Spanky's Gang Select Committee

11/23/21, 11:49 AM Tip Line | Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol

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Chairman Thompson is interested in any information regarding the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol. We respect your need to remain confidential and will use your contact information only to follow up with you regarding your submission.

First Name: Stugots
Last Name: Scoregge nella mia testa
Email: Portnoy'sComplaining@USA.com
Phone Number: 202-456-1111

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Dear BENNIE G. THOMPSON as “Chairman” along with, ZOE LOFGREN, ELAINE LURIA, ADAM SCHIFF, PETE AGUILAR, STEPHANIE MURPHY, JAMIE RASKIN, LIZ CHENEY, ADAM KINZINGER as “Honorable Members” on the “Select Committee Investigating the January 6th “Attack” on the United States Capitol”;

I am in APOLOGY! Said again, with a lump in my throat, I stand corrected in infamy my mis-Q, so please accept this APOLOGY as an “I’m Sorry”.

See, I went confused as did many other similarly situated “American Patriots” that cared about our Founding Fathers’ DEMOCRACY under attack - confused with respect to what this “Select Committee” was all about upon its ulterior motive in “mission”. But THANK YOU Zoe Lofgren, for setting the record straight. Yes, with Zoe’s tube time on the MSNBC’s “Last Word with Lawrence O’Donnell” just yesterday night, Zoe cleared the airwaves in letting “We the People” grasp an understanding of what criteria the “Select Committee” has set as its goals, notwithstanding all the subpoena testimony still absent but on the “Committee’s” hearing docket. To rephrase that “mission” in Zoe’s own prophesy; “You know, in the end” to establish “legislation” or words to that effect wherein “room for mischief is quite minimal. I think we can have some success in narrowing the opportunity for mischief” the latter Zoe’s very own words. So I am lost for words, as I thought to convene this “Committee” following that January 6th Insurgency”R”Us attack on the U.S. Capitol, it was much more than some “Spanky’s Our Gang” slap on the wrist by the schoolmaster, for “mischief” as defined by Webster: playful misbehavior or troublemaking, especially in children.

So once again please accept my apology, as I thought there was more to this attack, but if it were planned and condoned by a bunch of 5th graders in the Oval Office, maybe a spanking is all they need so it won’t happen again.

Since this Select Committee’s “mission statement” is no longer concealed, thanks to Zoe’s transparency, it changes my interest in this “Investigation”. Which means I may forfeit any further attention, as I have more important things to do with my time then waste it on “mischiefs”. The question remains, if I watch the movie titled “Mischief” - comedy/romance circa 1985 - will that be similar to the report that this “Committee” will some day release to the Americans, just trying to vice-versa “narrow” my opportunity.

So Thank You Zoe for clearing things up. By the way, did Eastman produce the documents required by COB on November 22nd, year after the Mischief-in-Chief? Just asking for a Founding Father’s friend. “Narrowing the opportunity for mischief”, by god there ought to be a law!

Hey, that is it, this “Committee” needs a Lincoln! Lincoln, Lincoln. bo-bin-coln, bo-na-na fanna, fo-fin-coln, fee fimo-min-coln, Lincoln! name change! How about “Spanking Committee Investigating the January 6th Mischief on the United States Capitol”.

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11/23/21, 11:49 AM Tip Line - Thank You | Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol

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Dear Constituent,

Thank you for contacting the Select Committee and sharing information regarding the January 6th attack on the United States Capitol.

The Select Committee has received your submission and is prepared to follow up on the information you provided as appropriate. We respect your need to remain confidential and will use your contact information only to follow up with you regarding your submission, unless we determine disclosure is required.

The Select Committee staff will contact you as soon as possible.

Sincerely, Bennie G. Thompson Chairman