National Tampoon Poll: Who do you think gets more sex, Mitch McConnell between
the sheets with ChaoChao or Donald Trump between the cheeks with Melania Klaus
Fuchs?
Understanding
Alan Dershowitz:
1998 - Alan said a “Technical
Crime” is “Impeachable”.
2020 - Alan said a “Technical
Crime” is NOT “Impeachable”
It gives “WTF” a
new sensation the science of lobotomy. Dementia? Schizophrenia? Paranoia? During
that timeframe prior to 1998, Harvard Yard Attorney Dershowitz successfully
defended Claus von Bulow and O.J. for murdering their wives and won them an
acquittal. After that, he defended Jeffrey Epstein and Harvey Weinstein for “sexual
abuse” and did NOT successfully defend towards acquittal. So think about it, spending
your life defending maybe murderers and maybe perverts - just thinking about it
time to wash my hands and rinse my mouth as something smells bad and tastes
rotten to the core! And life after the trials: Claus became a celebrity on the
British TV “After Dark”? Simpson robbed a bank? Epstein killed himself? And the
jury is still out how Harvey will soon react. Now, according to Phineas J.
Whoopee Esq. and Sir Stugots Scoregge alla mia fine from the renowned law
firm of Whoopee Stugots, in a “prime time” Kangaroo Court most recently
- last night - at Bukowski’s “Dead Poets” dive in Boston, Dershowitz’s bait and
switch metabolizes into the “Mobius Strip” mentality and it means a “Sympathy
for the Devil” revival… “Just as every cop is a criminal ~ And all the
sinners saints ~ As heads is tails ~ Just call me Lucifer ~ 'Cause I'm in need
of some restraint”. OK, maybe “symphony” fits like in “lullaby” as to
change so abruptly this fascination of “Impeachment YES” to “Impeachment NO”, a
testament that jurisprudence is under attack. But way to go statute of
limitations and “double jeopardy”. OK, maybe the “Dersh” is “much more correct
right now.” Which means like in a Martha’s Vineyard “thar she blows”, next week
he could be even more right - and just how far to that right can one let go?
And if we find a passion to change our minds like so, why in hell does the Dersh
have to try this out for the Fucking Moron. And for real, can those Harvard
students that were taught by Dershowitz get a refund? I mean, I mean there
could be murderers running free and perverts running free and soon more Fucking
Morons!
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