Is
your M.A.G.A. - Make America Gag Again - “dildo”
feeling tired and no longer the throat throb it was once-upon-a-time, when the first
priority for the Fucking Moron when he trespassed and entered the Orifice
Office was a “My Cuntry Tits of Three” pants full of shit in panic…well, there
is a new “HOTLINE” you can call for quick-me-up repairs. And guess what, all
repairs are courtesy the GOP Femdom Freedom Caucus, from military $loot$ held
back from Ukraine.
Act
now, Repair Technicians are standing by to assist in getting the “good
vibrations” back into your Putin love life:
Devin
Netanyahu at 202-225-2523
Jim
Sphincter at 202-225-2676
Matt
Space Cadet at 202-225-4136
And
if you are still confused as to which end of the bright red MAGA dildo goes up
the asshole, call and ask for Doctor Ben Stirrup for lubrication assistance at
202-225-3164.
If
you are a MAGA enthusiast and would like to be part of a survey to score
whether the MAGA dildo is a best fit up the ass or other orifice, please call
Mr. Stolen Valor at 202-225-9730 to have your opinion counted.
Note:
If all lines are busy, a “Circle Jerk” is in progress.
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