Dear Sarah “MamaBrawl” Palin;
I hope you again decide
to supply humor by running for, well this time around make it the
PRESIDENCY! To hell with the VP position, you deserve the “Best”!
See, debates are boring, and since you have not a sense of
intelligence when it comes to debating global politics, a debate
would be a political death blow to any aspirations at taking over as
Commander-in-Chief. But please enter the race, and instead of
debates, how about employing “Family Tag Team” matches? Yes we
can all be entertained ring side by Vince McMahon and then watch the
candidates debate, with right hooks, sucker punches – reality live
family “Put up the Dukes” brawling! “RUMBLE”! And think of
the on-line betting possibilities! And it turns me on to hear you
yell out, “YOU KNOW WHO I AM”? So please consider this request,
as things are getting pretty boring on the “beltway” and when I
heard that you, Toad and the gang were in a brawl in Anchorage, wow,
wish I was there. Next time, please let me know where the
“smack-down” will take place, post it on the bird, don't want to
miss this kind of excitement and action. And I have a question, when
should you start the youngsters' interest as members of family
brawling? Is 5 to early? What about grandma, can she be included? And
are foreign objects allowed? Wow, I saw you throw that sucker punch
on Hannity the other night, where did you learn that move? No wonder
the “Toad” doesn't mess around!
"You Know Who I Am?"
"Here's me right hook"
"Putting Up the Dukes"
Photos courtesy the FOXY
Lady. No NOT Coulter, Miss Megyn Network!
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