ObamaCARE, it's Working!

ObamaCARE, its working! Just ask Congressional Representative Dennis Kacinich, as he provides an insight how it is supposed to work. If you get a tooth ache problem, just threaten legal action against a government agency cafeteria nearest the injury scene. Such entities are widespread this land and can be found at every public school in the nation, as these breakfast burrito places subsidizing youth obesity are subsidized by Uncle Sam - courtesy the U.S. Taxpayer. Hey, everybody needs a kick-start in the morning, so why not some pure lard on a piece of Miss Sunbeam! Most of these joints are run by private enterprises on a contract basis with Uncle Sam. And government run cafeterias can be found at many Federal installations, like the courthouses, to which you can explore on any given day except weekends. Security can be a problem, but when it comes to using these places to cash in on ObamaCARE, the harassment is worth the frisk. So here is how Kacinich tested ObamaCARE with evidence that it works. He canceled his Congressional health care plan – a plan paid for by the taxpayers. When he went missing three teeth, he blamed it on an olive pit, from a “dangerous sandwich” he purchased at the House of Representative's cafeteria, right there on Federal Hill. Federal Hill used to be a famed and frightening place when the namesake meant Providence, Rhode Island, because it was mafia territory. Since representation nowadays is a candidate for RICO status, D.C. won out the title of “Federal Hill” - as the most likely place for organized crime to succeed! Organized crime, that's what Congress is all about these days. Anyway, missing three teeth and no coverage, Kacinich threatened to sue the eatery – which is under the domain of the United States, thus paid for in part by us taxpayers. Maybe I already mentioned the tax stuff, just trying to get the point across that ObamaCARE is provided by the government, you just have to learn how to maneuver through the maze. Now Kacinich is not an attorney, but he knows how to play the act, and within hours of the threat, a settlement was reached wherein all his dental bills were covered – with rumors that it was upwards $150,000 big ones! Wow, and this is just the dental portion of the plan. Wow, this is how its supposed to work, free coverage. And look at it this way. If you fall and break an ankle at the courthouse, use the same threats, maybe against the homeland security goons. Just remember, there are plenty of cameras around so be careful as not to get caught in the act, called fraudulent misrepresentation. Misrepresentation, that rings a bell doesn't it. But since precedent has been set, in Kacinich vs. ObamaCare, no worries and over time, it will become easier and easier to cash in on this monumental legislation. See, they keep us in the dark with good things too good to be true. Take FEMA for instance. FEMA has money to pay for mortgage payments in the event of a disaster. The financial crash was such an event, but they are not being honest with us that money is available to halt foreclosures! Why? The banks are going to make a killing on the housing crisis, when all the time Uncle Sam has in place remedies already approved, that could be used by home owners without work, to keep a roof over the family. Once again, it is a good country with good rules and regulations. But when RICO has taken over on Federal Hill, we the people suffer the proletariat disease. Damn, I just slipped on a banana peel! Time for breakfast!