John McCain

John “Punk” McCain’s anti-American propaganda confession: “I am a black criminal and I have performed the deeds of an air pirate. I almost died and the Vietnamese people saved my life, thanks to the doctors”. What does he mean by "black"? And here is what the “Punk” thought about the war. “We thought our civilian commanders were complete idiots who didn’t have the least notion of what it took to win the war”. And this guy thinks he is fit to be Commander in Chief? Think twice Rush! Punk was his nickname in school.

Waxman Response

U.S. Representative Henry Waxman Response of 2/29/2008:

Thank you for contacting me. I was glad to hear from you and I look forward to keeping in touch in the future. If you would like to learn more about my work in Congress, please visit my website at www.house.gov/waxman. Additionally, I encourage you to sign up for periodic email updates about my work. Your email address will never be shared and you may unsubscribe at any time. This feature is available through my website’s homepage.

Representative Henry A. Waxman(CA-30)

Impeachment Proceeding Sent to Waxman on 2/28/2008:

For way too long, U.S. Representative Henry Waxman acting as chairman of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee has called upon Congress to investigate major league baseball herein our United States. Even though he represents District 30 of California and his constituent base is segregated to that district, as chairman of above mentioned committee he represents and serves all of America in actions before such committee. Recently, he has requested that the U.S. Attorney General through the U.S. Department of Justice begin to investigate perjury charges against Mr. Roger Clemens. Mr. Clemens is one of the greatest baseball players of our time. This action is uncalled for, as it serves no useful purpose. It seems from this preposterous action Henry Waxman has engaged himself in what appears to be a personal vendetta against an AMERICAN. This serves not the people of the United States or for that matter serves no useful action in the furtherance of representation as defined under the Constitution. It is a waste of the taxpayers’ money. It is a waste of the resources and serves no useful purpose whatsoever except to continue to tear apart what is permitted under the Constitution. This is cruel and unusual treatment. It is time to petition an impeachment recall – terminate in laymen’s terms – Henry Waxman as the chairman of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee and because of his egregious activity, to also force vacate his duties before the House of Representatives as District 30 representative. All those in favor say “I”. With enough votes we can “force majeure” Mr. Waxman to step aside and if need be petition the U.S. Supreme Court to hear out this matter in a timely manner. The people of United States must act now against atrocious and unreasonable conduct that serves no useful purpose in furtherance of prosperity or the freedoms we cherish so dearly, including baseball. We need your vote. We need your commitment to move ahead to show the world that America is a country by the people and for the people and not a country that is controlled by individuals who hold vendettas that have a tendency to deter and derail the goal to achieve life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. We need your support.

All inquires to:
S. Pam MaGee, LLC(Limited Liability Citizen)
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Waxman Impeachment

Impeachment Proceeding Sent to Waxman on 2/28/2008:

For way too long, U.S. Representative Henry Waxman acting as chairman of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee has called upon Congress to investigate major league baseball herein our United States. Even though he represents District 30 of California and his constituent base is segregated to that district, as chairman of above mentioned committee he represents and serves all of America in actions before such committee. Recently, he has requested that the U.S. Attorney General through the U.S. Department of Justice begin to investigate perjury charges against Mr. Roger Clemens. Mr. Clemens is one of the greatest baseball players of our time. This action is uncalled for, as it serves no useful purpose. It seems from this preposterous action Henry Waxman has engaged himself in what appears to be a personal vendetta against an AMERICAN. This serves not the people of the United States or for that matter serves no useful action in the furtherance of representation as defined under the Constitution. It is a waste of the taxpayers’ money. It is a waste of the resources and serves no useful purpose whatsoever except to continue to tear apart what is permitted under the Constitution. This is cruel and unusual treatment. It is time to petition an impeachment recall – terminate in laymen’s terms – Henry Waxman as the chairman of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee and because of his egregious activity, to also force vacate his duties before the House of Representatives as District 30 representative. All those in favor say “I”. With enough votes we can “force majeure” Mr. Waxman to step aside and if need be petition the U.S. Supreme Court to hear out this matter in a timely manner. The people of United States must act now against atrocious and unreasonable conduct that serves no useful purpose in furtherance of prosperity or the freedoms we cherish so dearly, including baseball. We need your vote. We need your commitment to move ahead to show the world that America is a country by the people and for the people and not a country that is controlled by individuals who hold vendettas that have a tendency to deter and derail the goal to achieve life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. We need your support.

All inquires to:
S. Pam MaGee, LLC(Limited Liability Citizen)
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Down Payment

I had to employ the services of Mr. Phineas J. Whoopee in efforts to determine if false advertising on an Anchorage city bus was something to get flustered over. It was an advertisement that boasted the fact that by taking the bus to work or school or to visit ex-senators doing time the money saved could afford that down payment for a real McCoy “first” home. At first I thought maybe it was an outdated ad from the ARM scam days. I feel sorry for the innocent that went ripped-off with this robbery approved by Congress. Look, big banking institutes were involved! These outfits are now getting Federal assistance to fix their portfolios and at the same time supposedly help out foreclosures. Do you realize how much extra money it takes to get out of foreclosure? Really, banks make money during foreclosure periods. Banks love to throw people out onto the cold streets, right here in America, the land of opportunity to screw your brother! So Congress is guilty once again as the “Taxpayers” once again gets screwed over to fix somebody else’s problem. Not the homeowners, but the banking institutes. And do you really think the trickle down theory will work? So this bail out had to be sanctioned by the House of Rabid Skunks, as they are so busy with this baseball steroid crap that they loose focus of the real issues at hand. And this “crap” from John “Two-Timer” McCain and Ted “Bad Ben is My Son” Stevens that “lobbyist” have the right to do their “petitioning” thing under the Constitution is evidence that Congress should be abolished as this “My” Constitution is now nothing more then an abortion afterbirth. OK, lets us do some math over this bus affair business. Hey, did you ever see a senator or congressperson on a bus? First and foremost, what does one need out of the ordinary to prepare to utilize the Anchorage transit system? Maybe a test run will suffice to answer these unknowns, thanks for this suggestion Mr. Phineas. So here we go! It was the day before Ruby Tuesday, and Bill Clinton must have been in town as things were pretty slick. A Chinook had raised the temperature several degrees, so Anchorage was experiencing a premature breakup. It was only February! So I headed out, the driveway was so icy that it was like a remake of Chevy Chase in National Lampoon’s Griswold’s Christmas when he tested out that experimental “slick’m” on the snow sled. This went on for about two blocks. Damn, I couldn’t stop and was quickly approaching the “Avenue of the Star Wars”, a.k.a. Elmore Road Extension. That is where the city constructed these weird like erections that have to be some kind of weapon’s subsystem used as part of the Star Wars initiative. And somebody said it was artwork? Maybe they should have saved the money for some sidewalk sand, for those of us that are trying to buy that “first” house. Anyway, this road is a death trap now for pedestrians. The line of bumper-to-bumper traffic is rather weird. Going south is a bunch of testosterone excited kids heading to Service high to practice their 1st Amendment Right. “Woman is the nigger of the world”, thank you John. Going north, people heading to the hospitals, as this city has taken the honors for the most obese, so this line of traffic is slow going because the patients know what is going to happen. The doctor is going to say stop eating and take the bus, for exercise! Anyway, as I went lower in elevation, the ice started to melt and provide puddles, some at least several inches deep as there is a problem with run-off elections in this city. I am glad we can afford to build a convention site when the streets are like rivers over the edge and out of control. Hey Don, send bridges! Maybe this city should spend some money to hire a real engineer. So finally, I made it to the bus stop. But it was to late, as I missed the bus that would have taken me to work on time. So I was busted and was docked an hours pay. Live and learn to forget breakfast and leave a little earlier next time. Now on the way back, it was more of the same and I was beginning to believe that one would have to be insane to think this bus system is anywhere near safe, reliable or fit to use this time of year. But I finally made it to the return bus stop. Now I can’t blame the “Bus” system all on its own, but since bus stops are few and far between, the road system becomes a critical part of this system. For now, still on my return journey home, I was at a traffic intersection light. I pushed the button, but pedestrians are the last to get any satisfaction in life. I waited and waited as it was to damn risky to cross the street and big puddles were everywhere. What the hell are these crazy drivers trying to do? See, it was those testosterone kids again, and I was the target. Really they were trying to splash this guy. What a bunch of creeps. Now the light was about to change but I didn’t get a chance like this was one of those “Sorry not this time” round-abouts. Don’t you just hate “Round-Abouts”? See, it was right after school had been excused for the day, so the traffic lights were allowing catch up, which means the crossing patterns get lost in limbo. Finally, it looked like it was about to be my time and I could see my bus coming. I was going to make it with no time to spare. Hey what’s that fire engine engineer doing with that remote? See, these guys have this remote control to change traffic lights in midstream. And guess what? Not my turn again. And the traffic light went back into its default cycle, wherein pedestrians get kicked back to the bottom rung of the control logic. Honestly, I thought people were beginning to think I was hanging around looking for spare change. Hey what a concept, for that down payment! So I had to endure another 5-minutes at the puddle intersection. And it doesn’t need to be this way. Careful planning could make it worthwhile, but conveniences take money. And there exists no room for such errors and no excuses here in Alaska as this state has enjoyed reeling in the dough as the welfare extraordinaire state for eons lasting some 39,000 days or equal to the time that the “pork rind” king as infiltrated the Treasury. Alaska is proud of its crooked past, present but the future looks bleak. Finally I made it to my get off station, again fighting the puddles and maddening traffic lights that smiled when a pedestrian showed up. Then on the way home I stopped at the wishing well. It was at a dog park. The water that was pouring down the wishing well - sewer drain - from this early breakup was brown, it was dog crap made liquid runoff! Somebody told me this stuff ends up going out into Cook Inlet just about the time the returning salmon hit the tainted tide. It was good to get back home, even though I had to wait for the sand truck to visit my neighborhood to get up the road. It was treacherous. People looked upon me like I was a crazy guy, walking in this crap. It was definitely that, a crap affair trying to use the bus system. So I now realize what is needed in efforts to take advantage of the bus, so I can save money for that down payment to buy a foreclosure. First, ice-grips at $20.00. Allow extra-time, like an extra two hours. Rain gear and fishermen’s boots, for the puddles. A waterproof backpack for that extra set of clothes, maybe a big can of bear-spray, for the assholes. You know what, forget this crap. It sucks because it takes away from my beer drinking time. Now maybe I will give it one last try, but not before securing a life insurance policy with extended catastrophic coverage. What’s that fine print? “Does not cover casualties or injuries while flying a private aircraft or using the public transit system”! Time for another beer! So forget about that down payment, this is not worth it. Now I am all for mass transit, but this system here in Anchorage is a far cry from anything workable as a convenience unless you have to use it because of no other means to commute. Like a poor person, which is defined as a person that must work at a fast food joint. So this ad is a blast at such, as most of the time and a majority of the time those that use this useless system have no other choice. They are not saving money now, or time, but have to trudge through the ice and snow and melting dog crap as an everyday out of convenience necessity. It sucks. And here is what sucks about “our” Congress that belongs to somebody else. The people facing the street life due to foreclosure should be the ones bailed out, as everybody in this country in this day and age should be afforded an affordable home. Just like Don Young can afford very expensive attorneys that like going after baseball stars! Sorry Pete. What the hell happened to America!

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Lady Liberty

Lady Liberty was indeed that, a lady! So why in hell do we get harassed by curbside vendors endorsing Lady Liberty wannabes with beards and other facial hair gone wild? Isn’t this just like flag burning, or disgracing the colors? It happens each and every year about this time when we get confused that its takes a professional to prepare our Federal tax return. It is a big American rip-off. And what is probably the biggest American rip-off trumping earmarks sent to Alaska by members of Bill Allen’s Corrupt Bastards Club, is how the rich bastards enjoy yet another tax loophole. Anybody who believes what Congress keeps saying about the rich paying their fair share is constipated. So here is how it works. Many very rich people do not file a tax return. They are required to pay an income tax, but they get the privilege to pay up when the tax year comes to fruition, at the end zone. The no return policy scam is done purposely but not fraudulently. To file inaccurately is fraudulent. So finally, after many years of neglect, the taxman sends the rich bastard a notice. The rich bastard throws the letter away. Now it used to be that the rich were good for a fat return check so were good at record retention and filing on time, but this new age system of retaining their wealth through loophole legislation yields a higher return then a normal return. Remember, they are all in it for the money and would sell your sister to Dubai in a heartbeat. Called foreign investment risk-taking write twice as much off who cares! Anyway this goes on for many years and up to this point in time zero tax has been forwarded to the Treasury Department. See, the IRS is a new age friendly servant wherein they want to help people instead of intimidating its customers, us! So eventually the taxman catches up with the delinquent filer and gets nasty in a nice way. So, the rich bastard then provides a box full of returns, many that have accrued several years of unpaid taxes plus penalties plus fines. Remember now, up to this point in time, the rich bastard had not paid any tax at all - unlike the hard working Americans that have a tax garnishment applied each and every payday. Part of the system of checks and balances for the workers only and not the rich. So the rich bastard has neglected paying taxes and enjoyed using that money to make more money. So lets say for example that Mr. Rich Bastard now owes the Treasury 5-million dollars, again in back taxes, fines, fees and penalties. Being generous, it amounts to a 15% tax-base as that is what Warren Buffet has determined is the official taxation for the rich when no loopholes are taken advantage of. Keep in mind of course that this percentage is very conservative, as to not abuse the “loop gravy train wagon train” is unorthodox isn’t it? Really. Warren ran a test. He had his tax specialist prepare a tax return without abuse. The results were then compared with several of his office workers. Like the administrative assistant and the office clerk. Guess who paid the lower amount? Now Mr. Bastard realizes that the IRS works on a closure quota system, wherein the operatives get rated on taking a case and doing whatever it takes to “close” it. A closed case is a win as it makes the auditors look as if something is getting accomplished. Now the Rich Bastard’s lawyer, who handles such cases for the rich clientele that can afford to rip-off Uncle Sam and use the savings to pay for the legal assistance, they realize that “An Offer In Compromise” allows paying off the debt for pennies on the dollar. It has become one of the biggest loopholes available in this modern day outdated system of stealing away my hard earned income. Actually, it is not a loophole but a bonafide and accepted method for taking care of business. In fact, you see TV commercials all the time now about this “procedure” wherein the advertisement specifies just that, tax burden settlements for pennies on the dollar! The ad is specific in the fact that “All our consultants are ex-IRS revenue officers”. It is true, as you can pay these guys 30-cents to handle your case, pay the Treasury the other 30-cents and you make out keeping about 30-cents. So your real tax burden is in the 10% taxation bracket and that offer includes all the hidden costs like interest, fees and penalties. Basically, that other stuff is just fiddle fodder that keeps most of in line to respect the system of garnishment not justice for all. So an offer the IRS can’t refuse is entered for consideration. The IRS is told to diligently settle such cases. It is difficult for the IRS to question such an offer, as it is a calculated offer and the IRS is not prepared to spend time coming up with an excuse to differ, as that would involve infringement upon Mr. Rich Bastard’s rights. And with the Taxpayer Bill of Rights waiting to get trampled upon, there is no room for opinions. And it takes resources to argue equality. And precedent has been set, that is why some organizations set up office to deal with this phenomenon and at the same time make some money. So yes, it is pennies on the dollar that gets rich bastards off the hook. It can happen time and time again, as nobody is watching the henhouse. See, this “Offer in Compromise” was designed to help out the poor bastard taxpayer, like you and I. Now though, it is yet another scam. See, according to filings, it looks like Mr. Rich Bastard is paying his fair share. But the statistics do not paint a true picture comparing what is due to what is actually secured away at the Treasury once the smoke clears. So Lady Liberty, bon voyage, as the rich get richer and the hard working American taxpayer gets swindled again. We work for it, we pay for it as they play for it. It is time well overdue wherein the only way to get out of this mess is a system wherein everybody pays their way, equally, the Huey Long way!

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Kid Cancer

Yes indeed, “The priest wore black on the seventh day and sat stone-faced while the building burned…Idiot wind, blowing like a circle around my skull. From the Grand Coulee Dam to the Capitol. Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth. You’re an idiot, babe. It’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe.” A verse from Bobby’s “Idiot Wind”. Talk about idiots, it brings up a concern. Do you realize how many school districts from the mountains to the prairies to the oceans have banned the construction of cell phone towers on school property proper? Especially at grade schools – where our little kids roam. Most of the protest for denying construction permits for erection comes from concerned PTA members, that team-up composed of school kid parents and dedicated teachers. See, principles realized early on that like pop machines infiltrating the school cafeteria and preparing our children to the ranks of the obese, it was a way to make income to pay for school sports programs. Sugarize one population while you buy equipment to healthize another population. Rather strange thinking! The same thing started taking hold with the cell phone tower craze, as renting a little piece of property can bring in a hefty upfront advance plus monthly payments that average about $2000.00 dollars. It started as a money hungry feeding craze. Think about it. Cell phone companies were desperate to prove that “Can You Hear Me Now” advertisement. So schools became a target, as these facilities are everywhere. It was very convenient. But there existed enough information that warranted slow going on the cell phone tower placements, as the National Institute of Health had decided to place the cell phone tower radiation, a.k.a. EMF, on its list of known carcinogens. That in itself has slowed things down, as it is a real concern. Especially during the brain development years, when our young kids are at school. So protesting parents have proved to be a detriment upon the cell phone industry trying to build such empires. I wonder who is liable under this type of scenario? And there exists a growing concern that Alzhiemers may be caused by so much stray radiation that follows the hi-tech revolution devotion. The verdict is still out on the overall effects, as we are all guinea pigs in the testing that continues on today. Someday, it will go to show that going slow was a good prescription. So I am glad to see that these towers have been missing in action at the schools in and around Anchorage. What’s that? Wow, at Hillside on Lake Otis there is a cell phone tower and those little kids and the teaching staff are getting bombarded by stray radiation each and everyday that school is in session. God help us! See, there is a tower already erected on property owned by a corporation under the name of Abbott Loop Community Chapel, Inc., on the corner of Abbott and Lake Otis Parkway. The tower isn’t in easy view, as this place of worship covers over a good piece of tax-freedom property. But bordering the sacred grounds, the Anchorage School District owns a “public” school. And right up tight against the fence, guess what, a tower. In fact, on a sunny day the tower casts a shadow on the school’s roof and playground. Hey, that fence may keep the lions and tigers and bears away, but that stuff emitted from that tower is cooking these kids’ brains. OK, everybody will talk defense with this study and that study, but there exists enough evidence to say, wait a damn minute lets play it safe preacher. That is what God would expect. Seems that the money god has caused a grave like social disconnect. Now according to the celebrities that control the schools, there was nothing they could do, as it is private property. A mortar round would take care of it! I talked to an expert at the FCC about this. He was an intelligent guy so I didn’t really understand what he was getting at. So came the point blank question. “Would you send your kids to that school?” NO was the answer. That was enough for this guy, I did get the point. But again, there was nothing the administration said they could do about it even though the individual I talked with seemed concerned. I called the church guy, he hung up on me when I asked another point blank question. “If it is safe, how come the tower isn’t so close to his school”. Really, there is a school associated with the church. But the tower is safe and away from the school and church, so constant bombardment may not be as big a problem. Sure the soccer field is right below the tower, but like anything else, that is not a classroom environment, it is just a time out bombardment. So what may be safe for the reverend’s school kids is questionable to the public school kids – and teaching staff. And it is interesting as that tower continues to take on more and more cells, which means the original stray stuff has increased. See, more cells mean more phone traffic means more stray radiation. That tower should be destroyed! With that in mind, I sent the preacher an E-mail to shut it down today, before we hear of a cancer victim. I waited for a response, nothing. So I went fired up.

Dear Pastor or Presiding Pulpit Idiot
According to your “mission”, the purpose is to love God. “Jesus said the great commandment is to love God and to love others”, this from your web site. But then again, if “God does indeed provide time, people, money, facilities and equipment to accomplish his purpose for us”, them maybe that is God’s cell phone tower. So I guess it is all right to radiate the kids. Answer me this, how come you didn’t place that tower close to “your” school? How in this hell can you consider yourself an “apostle”? A true apostle of the Lord would not allow this to go on just for some tax-free money. I would bet that before placement your board had very candid discussions on where to allow the tower, as the effects were still questionable but enough of a concern to be a concern. Would your congregation allow a tower to be constructed on top of their own children? If I am wrong in my assessment, I stand corrected, but doubt it. The placement of that tower safe and away from your kids was for fear of your own kids over that of the “others” and all for money. If you are a true apostle of God, you will cease and desist operations at that tower now and forever, Amen.

In the end, I hope the first cancer victim comes forward, as that will be testament that we have been victims of the guinea pig syndrome. Hey, is this phone company eavesdropping bill before Congress also going to protect them with their cell phone towers? Maybe it is time to act now, with a class action suit.

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DUI

Diplomacy Under the Influence - DUI! And we all thought driving a vehicle under the influence was dangerous. Egad. I listened to an early morning talk show that was being broadcast by the Brits. Maybe the guest speaker thought the rest of America was sound at sleep and would not hear this spin of all spin you dizzy with “crap”. Actually I was abruptly awakened by the conversation as my keen sense of survival was tweaked into the defensive mode. It sounded like America was under attack! Some guy - the guest speaker - was boasting about “obligations”. His name was Nick Burns and supposedly he has been at the forefront of diplomacy making for this country for 25-years by now. His existing position is “Under-Secretary of State”. What the hell does “under” really mean? And ever since Karen Hughes was selected as an “Underling” to fail at yet another Bush appointed position, like authoring the “Last Train to Cuckooville”, I think “under” has something to do with this country going “under”! That’s what I mean by the attack. Cuckooville is the ranch down in Crawford where Dick Cheney practices face sculpturing on friends! Really, I don’t think this country has been very good with the subject matter of “diplomacy” for about that same time span that Nick takes credit for. So what is there to brag about? Really, this guy had an early morning ego that was probably still not exhausted by the midnight hour of the day gone bye. A bigger ego then George and Dick and Don and Karl all together now. I bet this guy is still a virgin. I mean what kind of female could put up with such an ego of I, I, I? Anyway this guy went on to rob the time slot of any intelligent questioning from the person in charge of the microphone. I knew she quickly realized that this guy was full of “crap”. Crap originated in England, so its present day use means exactly that! Now the radio correspondent was being courteous during this interview. And being of British background and interviewing one of George “No Memoirs” Bush’s cronies, she probably realized that to let this guy go airborne like a loose cannon could only be amusing. It was amusing but started to get seriously confusing. I started getting a little frustrated, as the foreign policy that this guy was drooling about with over gracious achievements, it didn’t seem to be what was actually happening around the world - wherein this country has decided to provide a hand, sometimes secretively through the CIA operatives. Maybe it was an old broadcast, as the name didn’t seem to ring a bell of familiarity. Of course, there have come so many replacements in this present administration that maybe the lying pool is running out of replacements. Now it seemed that Iran came up over and over again, like it was a threat right here and now and the bombs of diplomacy had been launched! But the worst place that was quickly bypassed in conversation was Pakistan. Even when the radio correspondent tried to pester the guest about it. He raised his voice, an indication that something had been tweaked! Isn’t that the country we support with buckets of cash? The same country that allows Osama to live in peace and prosperity? I hope he stays alive, as this country can’t afford that 25-million dollar bounty. And if somebody did do the deed and recovered the head and delivered it on a plate to George, it would end up at Yale, along side Geronimo’s skull – at the Skull and Bones secret dungeon. To be kissed by the John Kerry’s of the world! See, George wants to trump his grand-dad in the grave robbing business. According to legend, Prescott Bush stole away Geronimo’s skull and carried it to the clubhouse. So lucky for me, the tape machine had taped the broadcast and I was able to listen to it over and over again in efforts to access just what this guy was getting at with respect to our diplomatic in-roads – dead end streets? It still didn’t make sense, as when compared to what we see and hear going down, there was a total disconnect. So I sent the broadcast through the cloning cycle wherein digital technology allows manipulation of the data. Where Iran was listed, that was changed to U.S. and vice versa. Low and behold, as now the broadcast made sense out of this guy’s camouflaged nonsense. See, all the time it seemed like Iran was the evildoer. But when the recording was played with the name change, it all made sense. We are Iran and Iran is us! I guess in his response he forgot to whom he is supposed to be working for - the American people! This “obligation” bullshit is something most of have been weaned away from, during high school days. Because of individuals like Nick wherein the “obligation” is nothing more then a fancy word that means kiss-ass, this country struggles with a diplomatic meltdown mentality. This clause of “with them or against them” stinks! Courtesy of George, that is this country’s bottom line diplomacy, but more akin to lunacy. When George gets to the Pearly Gates, will that sentiment bring foreclosure of this “with us” crap? We are all brothers and sisters under one Creator. It is past time wherein war should be considered a brutal social evil that stalemates our “mission” upon this earth. Just think of the possibilities if we all worked together upon that “mission”! What “mission” you may ask? Maybe that is the problem, as the “mission accomplished “ isn’t. Maybe because that mission has never been clearly defined. It is simple, love thy brother and thy sister. Help each other day in and day out. Share the resources that were placed here by the Creator’s will. Use your hands, body and mind to allow peace and tranquility for all. That is the diplomatic “mission”, brotherly and sisterly love. It is the social “mission”. It is the “mission: with a vision. Sign up for it now, as it is no longer a thing of the past, but the present and the only future! Then taking sides will be but a joke.

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AssToon

No Bragging Rights Here Beth!

Wow, is this Anchorage Daily Stool columnist for real? First, the only reason Ted is back here exists in the fact that Congress gets an entire week of “paid” vacation for “President’s Day”. It is exactly that, a “day” and how Congress has swindled 7-days out of this one day of respect is disrespectful for all the hard working Americans that don’t get the day off. I had to work! Bottom line, in my book and the book of ethic revelations, Ted is not welcome back here in the 49’er. He should retire along with Don out at the Coconut Grove. Now it is not so much the Allen House Follies or the fact that the FBI is spending what could be road repair money to investigate Ted and son, it is the fact that the huddled masses are sick and tired of the father and son shenanigans show - just go away and stay away! This state has become the laughed upon crapped upon state because of the corruption in politics. Look, Ted is under investigation. Don is under investigation. Both crocks are spending millions in legal fees as if they didn’t do anything wrong. Maybe that money wasted could be feeding and helping the needy. And MoanaLisa, she wants to torture people that didn’t vote for her. See, for years it was “pork” that threatened this state’s real voting personality. We were forced to vote and re-elect Ted and Don or else. You hear it all the time from the voters, the fact that these two scoundrels bring home the bacon, which aided and abetted our “true” voting desires. This is Alaska, the state with the greatest oil reserves. The state that pumps oil for export in tune to many Middle East countries! But we have succumbed to bribery and have become the biggest welfare state of the union – and we have oil? But the “pork” is becoming a thing of the past. So now it may be the threat of being considered an enemy combatant and being subject to water-boarding that sways the vote - as the “freebie” money tree is dying. We still have oil! I hope that some day soon the War Crimes Act takes the MoanaLisa’s down for the count. Hey, why did Ted vote against the torture? Talk about wasted money! According to reliable sources the resources that it is taking to make damn sure the Lawmen have all the right evidence in its efforts to indict those that caused this state to get crapped upon, it is mind-boggling. So bank robbers have gone crazy in this city. Really, as they know the FBI men are busy rummaging through Ted’s house and office and reams of campaign contribution kickbacks. Now I must respond to Beth’s column, as her response is just more of the same “crap”. According to her article in the Daily Stool, “He can weave earmarks into an omnibus appropriations bill better than anyone”. It was earmarks that placed Ted and Don into the investigative crosshairs! Earmarks are nothing but a seasoned thief’s tool of the trade. Nowhere in the Constitution, or found in the Amendments, is there permission to pull the wool over the American taxpayers and use this method of thievery. It is money secretly hidden away. Earmarks are for special interest only. In fact, earmarks have created more millionaires then any lottery or Publishers Clearing House giveaway. Earmarks suck, as they are not intended to be equitable but to buy favor. It is my hard earned money being spent by crooked representatives, no different then bank robbing. Gee, when they are not looking! So maybe street bank robbers and Treasury robbers are one in the same. Anyway, Ted acting like a kindergarten kid gone wild with a glue gun? Maybe he should spend some time reciting the “Kindergarten Creed”. “I will listen. I will obey. I will make good decisions. I will be good”. Hey America, we are sorry. Your rebate is in the mail!

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Cheap Creep Critic!

Why is it that a Virginian not so “slim” that lives some 4000 miles away from the 49’er can continue to be a thorn in the side of Big Oil here in Alaska? Alaskans get it from both ends. We get harassed by Big Oil and harassed by outsiders that should just mind their own damn business. But like pain and suffering that is endured long enough, one gets used to it. Ask any water-board survivor. “Cheap Creep Critic” Chucky Hamel - self made and condemned “Industry Watchdog” - has been teamed up with several congressmen for many years now, with one intention. That intention is to waste the taxpayers’ money for a self-imposed agenda of playing get “even with Stevens”. The congress guys that seemed to team up with Chuck’s early on attack plan were originally from Michigan and California. But George Miller must have decided it wasn’t worth it so now some guy named Rahall, probably from Mars, has taken up the vagrancy vacancy and worthless cause. Hey guys, isn’t there stuff in your own neighborhood that needs fixing? I honestly think that the only reason that John “Dingle-Berry” Dingle is concerned about Alaska oil safety is a sly way of getting even with Don Young. Look at the statistics. Don has been roaming the “rabid skunk” House chambers for many years during which time he was very successful at steering the “pork” rations this way at the rate of three times to what was taken in with income taxation. Talk about “Tilt”. Now John is not stupid but realizes that a state that has oil doesn’t need so much damn welfare. So I think this is Dingle’s way of getting even, through “Big Oil”. No I am not taking sides with the oil crooks. Just give to Caesar what is…. History discovers that Hamel was a failed oil broker who tried to break into the lucrative Alaska North Slope oil business. He failed. It was that David verses Goliath syndrome. So came a campaign that doesn’t stop, even today to get even. He runs a spy outfit that collects data from disgruntled workers and then starts a feeding frenzy attack upon the industry when most of the time the facts of the matter are missing in action. Why? Most of the time his allegations are ridiculous. But there exists a method to his madness. This is all speculation, but I challenge anybody to circumvent the truth with credible lullabies. Look, the EXXON Valdez wreck was not an accident but a planned attack of sabotage. The time was ripe for such an attack. Hamel had lost his battle against Exxon, with the brokerage litigation. He was no doubt disgruntled and angry. Other political big-time climbers, who had envisioned massive wealth by buying into Chuck’s dream not come true, they were also on the looses trail. And congress was bent on seeing to it that another SOHIO like power monger could never get so powerful as to be in competition with “government”. Hey, without a fuse in an electrical circuit, the light does not work. Without “fuel”, the military machine does not work! But it was too late and extrapolation into the future of EXXON’s revenues proved that Lee Raymond would have been able to buy the entire U.S., all before his retirement. But when a war started and the deficit took over, that buy out plan was put on the back burner, as the oil executives realized that a war meant resources - like jet fuel - in demand. It made EXXON much more valuable, as its worth in asset valuation when compared against the American deficit “money” system was astronomical. Hey, one man’s deficit is another man’s benefit! So take a moon beautiful night in Prince William’s Sound with calm seas – a rarity. Take the fact that somebody in the know realized that Alyeska’s oil-spill barge was out of commission for repairs – a rarity. Take the fact that somebody was spying on Joe Hazlewood as he left a watering hole in Valdez and headed back to take over the helm of the ship. Take the fact that the pilot that steers the tankers out of the “Narrows” saw no reason not to turn the helm over to Joe, which meant the now famous captain was not impaired. Take the fact that the Coast Guard was not monitoring the extended reach radar that would have shown “Tilt” when the ship hit Bligh Reef. Matter of fact, that system was mysteriously turned off! Take the fact that the first blood-alcohol test performed on Joe by a Fish & Game officer showed well below the limits of impairment. Take the fact that another test performed 6-hours later showed the same, but for reason of insanity, extrapolated to show a positive. Take the fact that the state’s local area “skumbag” environmentalist was ready and willing, camera and all, when the call came in about the wreck - at some ungodly early morning time. Hey, how often is your stuff ready to go at a moments notice, especially that video camera? Take the fact that this same “skumbag” - this so-called environmentalist - had no problem churning up the Mineral Creek watershed with a backhoe to supply his Kingdom Heights with road gravel. All without a permit! I was there and confronted him only to find a shotgun in my face! The sound of marine mussels getting crushed by the hoe’s weight was criminal. And take the fact that the navigational radar codes for the tankers had been compromised and access from a land-based site was a technical reality, manned by another disgruntled individual. It meant somebody could steer the oil-laden beast in any direction desired, right smack into Bligh Reef if so desired and the crew would have been blinded by the right! Would you like me to keep going with true unadulterated facts? No wonder EXXON is fighting all the way to the Supreme Court with the punitive damage lawsuit. Exxon is not stupid and realizes that it was not an accident, but it is not looking towards the public for sympathy, as that doesn’t make money. I would too challenge the punitive verdict! It is a crying shame that some 15-years after the wreck, it is still considered an accident. Bottom line, there exists enough evidence that indicates that the radar systems aboard the EXXON Valdez Tanker Vessel could have been compromised. It may have been out of revenge desperation from a single individual or it could have been a team effort. People hated Alaska’s “Big Oil”! Others were angered over lost opportunities and expensive litigation. Sure it was an accident waiting to happen according to Hamel and his predictions, but it didn’t happen by an accidental screwball screw-up, but most likely through something more serious - like maybe a premeditated crime of terrorism. But since everybody thinks differently, readily accepting the accident bit, it sheds credibility on some individuals who may one day be in need of a good lullaby. The TRUTH does hurt! So until death do us part, the critique will continue, as that may be the only unturned stone that continues to cover the truth of how and why the EXXON Valdez rammed into the reef, full steam ahead and way off-course!

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The Air We Breathe!

It must be something in the air we breathe that causes a complete disconnect with reality. And it is well known that dried dog feces makes up a generous proportion of that air quality here in Anchorage, so clear thinking seems to be problematic. And clear thinking is a necessity ever so dear, especially now that this state enters Phase II of “Big Oil Crybabies In Limbo”. Really, for 30-years now “Big Oil” has pounced upon our resource wealth and now that natural gas is looking good, the Daily Stool gets bombarded with ads costing “Big Oil” into the millions, just to promote their “No Truth in Advertising” crap placated by the doomsday scenario if they don’t get it their way! Where the hell is the news? It is just page after page of boring lies. And it is designed to sway the unknowing, we the citizens, as most of us have very little knowledge of the past manipulation period wherein the henhouse security was awarded to the Fox, a.k.a. Ben and Company. So pray tell, some down south professor thinks he has a solution to the gas pipeline follies! We can opinionate, that is our right under the 1st Amendment. It still exists doesn’t it? According to this sheep skinner from Kenai, “Today, the Arctic Ocean ice is melting,,, There will be harmful effects on polar bears…but an ice-free Arctic Ocean affords the possibility that the most cost effective and environmentally sound way to market North Slope natural gas will be by liquefied natural gas(LNG) tankers sailing directly from the North Slope, eliminating the need for a gas pipeline altogether.” Somebody needs some oxygen! First and foremost, a pipeline is the least expensive mode of transportation for energy, like crude oil and natural gas. No other means of transportation comes close, unless it is subsidized. An “Alaskan” style history lesson proves well worth the effort to elaborate. Back in the early 70’s, before the 800-mile Trans-Alaskan oil pipeline won the contest on how best to make “Big Oil” rich and this state the biggest welfare state - even though we had oil - there came several drawing board ideas on how to get that much needed commodity to market. All in efforts to quell the Arab embargo disaster. There came the idea from Boeing to modify 747 aircraft with super-structure wingspans, pods to carry crude oil from Deadhorse to the lower 48. General Dynamics played with the idea of barge like submarines that could safely navigate the ice-prone waters of the many named seas from Prudhoe Bay south. There came excitement over ice-breaking tankers. In fact, the ice breaking tanker idea was slated as a back-up, should something happen to disrupt pipeline oil deliveries. And that was the only other idea that ran the test gambit circuit, so the critics could go into hiding. The Manhattan - an old rust bucket tanker that was mothballed to the steel recycle dump - was placed back in service. The bow was modified with what looked like a beak, a super-structure of steel that could cut any ice cube that got in its way. This tanker was escort sailed to Prudhoe Bay to simulate taking on a load of oil, all during the winter when the ice pack had packed the shoreline tight. The Manhattan had no problem pulling out the stuck Navy icebreakers! But in the end, this state ended up with a controversial pipeline that remains a controversy today. Just the other day the Superior Courts said that the oil companies overcharged shippers for use of the pipeline. Now the “other commodes of transportation” envisioned that could have been readily accepted back 30-years ago, this was all before Global Goring and it was safe to say that the marine life was at ease and could put up with the shipping traffic. It would be more in tune to a convoy headed back and forth, just like one sees in Prince William’s Sound. But the Arctic Ocean marine life is not at ease today, as the polar bears are under stress. What they don’t need is a bunch of propellers buzzing around and causing yet another event to contend with. No way in hell does there exist nowadays a “climate” that would allow this mode of transportation. And do you realize that all new tankers would have to be double-hulled? Do you know how many miles of pipe can be rolled out a tanker? I asked Mr. Phineas J. Whoopee about this. Here is what I learned. Take out that Play-Doh Fun Factory. There is probably one stashed away in the garage, with the rest of the kids’ toy junk. Take a can of the clay and form it into a ship. Now take the ship and put it in the hopper and press-on with the pipe pattern tool attached! See how much pipe can be extruded from the factory? Thanks Phineas! Don’t you just love that dude. So, a pipeline is by far the cheapest way to get something from Point A to Point B. Pipelines take the minimum number of personnel to operate and maintain. Especially here in Alaska, as the TAPS is the one and only pipeline ever that worked under a decreasing tariff structure. Don’t need to go into that! And on a comparison, a crude oil pumping station employs about the same body count as a tanker crew. With natural gas, because leaks behave differently, most compression stations remain un-manned, so it realizes even less manpower constraints. Bottom-line, natural gas transportation by pipe in the ditch remains a very low-cost operation and alternatives are but a wet-dream-on. And sending the gas by pipeline towards the “Hub” in British Columbia has added advantages. The “Hub” is where several pipelines unite and head south to feed hungry America. Another gas line can only increase competition, thus allowing the supply and demand theory to benefit the consumers buying “our” gas. Case in point. Right at the “Hub” there is an abandoned crude oil reservoir that is used as a storage facility for natural gas. During the slow months, gas is subject to compression and injection in efforts to fill the reservoir. It holds a lot of gas! When winter hits and natural gas is at a premium because of the demand thing, the owners sell the gas. It makes billions from gas that was purchased at a discount. So if there comes another gas line with Alaskan gas, then there is another inning left in the game. Competition will drive the costs down, aiding the consumers. Sure the state and the “Big Crybabies” will loose out, but this state will get screwed over with no matter what transpires. Then professor of anthropology Alan Boraas quotes on, “Recently Exxon announced it will build a small LNG plant and truck the gas to Fairbanks.” It must be something nauseating in the air he breathes! Exxon isn’t building crap! In fact there exists a very complicated scenario unveiling with any natural gas pipeline project that is allowed a permit to construct and approved from out of the office of Mrs. Vogue Mature, a.k.a. the governess! In Trans-Canada’s proposal, that outfit is adamant that the “Big Crybabies” must build a gas conditioning plant on the North Slope to re-condition the gas they used for 30-years as part of their tertiary oil recovery program. Bottom-line, nobody is going to buy contaminated gas when higher BTU gas is available from the Canadians for the same price! Trans-Canada estimates that the facility will cost 8-billion dollars. So in the end, what will work is that the “Big Crybabies” admit that they contaminated the gas, get a tax break from the state to build a conditioning plant that costs 16-billion - a crybabies demand - and offer the gas at market rates with no strings attached except more state tax breaks. In the end, “Big Crybaby Oil” will get their way. They always have an always will because there is something in the air that challenges reasonable reasoning. Blame it on the dogs!

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People for Pools

As I drive around here and there in the Big Wild Wife city of the north a bumper sticker that gains my attention more and more reads like this: “People for Pools”. At first I thought it was a printing press mistake, as a more appropriate bumper stain for this city and for the entire state would have been “People for Fools”. That is what Alaska is all about, foolish representation! The place wherein “only fools rush in” and soon cast aside ethics for pig legislation! Alaska is “pork” heaven. Pigs feed the addiction. “Pig” was in the past a pseudo-derogatory term for the police force - Pride, Integrity and Guts. Take away the integrity and you get an Alaskan politician that has indeed guts to screw thy fellow man! And pride to do it over and over again with a mile long smile. So forget the pools people, unless it is a pool of cesspool runith over water for baptizing the newly frustrated – corrupt politicians and their cohorts in crime. Like a wakeup call it would be! “Do you renounce corruption?” Frustrated, frustrated, oh so frustrated! Ok Brian Conoco, you are frustrated that a dame is about to say no more ripping off the citizens of Alaska. We have been frustrated for 30-plus years by now, with “Big Oil’s” shenanigans, so maybe it is time for the crooks to feel what it is like to be forever frustrated. 30-years is forever when the money laundering multiplier hits home. How much did “Big Oil” steal away? For years it was not a give and take relationship but a take, take more and take again mentality. So maybe now comes payback time. You can no longer have your cake and eat it all up too. It is time to play by the rules. If you don’t like the rules, pack your bags and head out. Anchorage may be the rape capital of the nation, but that doesn’t mean you can get away with resource rape also. Bottom line, Bill Allen is long gone away, so is Frank and hopefully soon signora to Ted and Don. Damn, maybe rape will be a thing of the past! Regardless, it will be a great and historic day when all the crocks are looking for work. “Sorry, felons not allowed on the premises”! MoanaLisa can hang out a little longer, as it is good to keep some entertainment around for good old time sake! Actually she can stay in office until she admits that the Penny land swindling deal was “bad”. I guess she learned the business end of things from her dad. There is an entirely different scene unfolding before us. It should have been this way all along. But the henhouse curator was sold a bad dream drug and the Fox was thirsty for the taste of rape. Anybody who believes that this state was not raped by “Big Oil”, then you are in denial, as rape is that kind of mind manipulating attacker. Another great bumper sticker seen in and around Anchorage: “POW, George Bush’s War!” and “Monica Lewinsky’s Ex-Boyfriend’s Wife FOR PRESIDENT”. Oh one other thing. Please George, wiretap my phone. Yes I believe that a revolution is near and dear to America. So I wish that when you are hanging out down in Crawford town that you would wiretap and have a good time listening in on an American conversation that may indicate frustration over what you have done to destroy the American dream. Do me another favor, next time you get to kiss Geronimo’s dead head when out at Yale’s Skull and Bones reunion, instead kiss Cheney’s ass. Please, give back the remains. It is a sin that a dead man’s skull remains the focal point for a group of degenerates. And you “no sir at all appropriate” have single handedly destroyed the great emancipator to the point that a revolution is in order. We have that right under the 2nd Amendment, as the people’s duly summoned militia when government is threatened by the Commander in Chief’s taking on the role of Commander in Thief’s. Maybe you think you have the power above and beyond to quell any coup d’etat, but you don’t. You are weak when it comes to leadership to the point that nobody wants to be part of your sinking ship of fools. Talk about “People for Fools”! PS, I would like to try water-boarding, after it was explained to me by an ex-military training officer the rules of engagement for this war crimes sport! Or maybe scar face painting, Dick Cheney style! America, by the people for the people? That was in the good old days, before the fools rushed in and raped the people’s will! Who gave you the authority to destroy “My” Constitution? You are a fool. So is your decrepit administration foolhardy. The history books will show the same, a ship of fools you commanded, on a collision course of mayhem! And believe me, God was not on your side, he told me so!

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POW

And we thought the Goring Bushwhacked 2000 Florida presidential election turned selection process was un-American. Seems the democrats are about to practice that eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth mentality, against themselves. No wonder the entire educated and un-educated world has a good laugh on us! Canadian war dodgers that left this country back in the 70’s are now at ease that they made the right decision. We are laughed upon by others, here, there and everywhere! And it is not a laugh aimed at the hard working class heroes of “this land is your land, this land is my land”, but a laugh upon our so-called leadership – George Bush and company along with the constipated Congress. I see it and I hear it in my travels. And how come both the democrat and republican parties continues to have a bag of tricks wherein they can haphazardly control our destiny? What is up with this “super delegates” bull-crap? As bonafide voters, we have to contend with scary scenarios like the Electoral College infringing upon our rights. We have to contend with the lopsided Supreme Court, again infringing upon our rights. We have to contend with a Congress bent on shredding the Constitution, infringing upon all of our rights. And now we have this “super-crap” to contend with! That is all this secret weapon is all about, the “super delegates”, pure unadulterated “crap”. It makes me sick and tired to hear that Bill Clinton is making phone calls to this select “super delegate” delegation in efforts to support Hillary’s bid to become the captain of the helm of the U.S.S. America. I would rather have Joe Hazzlewood at the helm. Sidebar: Information is beginning to surface that the 1989 Exxon Valdez wreck was sabotage and may have been instigated by members of Congress as a ways and means to perform a behind the scenes breakup of Exxon. They couldn’t get this giant corporation on anti-trust and Lee Raymond was good at the monopoly game – playing by the rules that came from Congress. So how else to destroy a powerful corporation that held an almighty infrastructure and had enough money to topple foreign governments? Turn the people against it! It is food for thought. Anyway, why doesn’t Bill go away and start doing something worthwhile for mankind? As a ways and means to get out of our hair and repent against his unorthodox ways of sabotaging the female image here in America. He is a whore. But he didn’t have sex! His ways and means to take advantage of the female race has set women back many years. Anyway, Hillary is not for change except to take away my spare change! And McCain, we will all be prisoners of war, as he has said that the Iraq war will be around for at least another 100-years or so. Just because he was supposedly a “POW”, it doesn’t mean us also. It is a sad time when only two parties rule and those still in control carry along baggage that stalemates this country’s freedom dreams. What this country needs now more then ever is an independent voice. But the rules and regulations - the ones made by themselves for themselves instead of by the people for the people - along with lobotomy style campaigning, it has cast a shadow of doubt that anything positive will soon happen and continues to look like more of the same coming our way. I hate to say it. I hate the word hate. But even though this country is ready for change, a “Big Change” and that a “Black Man” has risen from the ruins of a lost and somewhat deprived culture and made “Change” a true reality over just a sermon on a false mountain of hope, I feel that it will never be a reality. There exist factions of power alive and well right here on this “my” American soil that will derail such efforts. Like who? PNAC comes to mind. PNAC - a.k.a. Project for the New American Century - wherein destruction of non-democratic governments became a stubborn dream of the Doctor of Doom, this organization is not now posed or will ever be open to a “Black” President. If sabotage in the form of assassination is not already planned, then I stand corrected. But I really doubt it!This “Project” started Armageddon across the lands, orchestrated from this land America by the Rumsfelds, along with the Wolfowitzs and the Kristols and the Kagans and many more who are all in hiding. And when the smoke clears, they will come out of hiding and laugh. Destruction seems to placate their egos. But that smoke will never clear, it gets thicker and thicker each and everyday as the saboteurs like what they see and have the power, the money and a no-guilt attitude that they know what is right for “all” the people “all” of the time. This land was your land. This land was my land, now though it is but a failed country that is so constipated that “Change” is not an option. We have been hearing the same rhetoric over and over again. We are already prisoners of war, right here in America. The war has consumed our economic future. And any worthwhile candidate that sets out an agenda to not immediately stop this terrorist act of destruction, then we have not leaders amongst us but hypocrites. Obama, I wish you well in your endeavors to right the wrong of this existing democracy. I am ashamed that the constables of PNAC still enjoy freedom, as they should be in chains and not allowed to derail this country getting back on track to what our forefathers envisioned, freedom at last, for all, and a lasting freedom at that with no strings attached. There exist so many strings attached to government these days that is more like a protective spider’s web, keeping the voice of the people away. It blows in the wind but goes unheard! Yes it will indeed be a good day when the “militia” must hold a bake sale for tanks, and other means of destruction. And remember, “War is over if you want it”. Maybe that is what Obama is saying, a true prophet amongst us. If indeed the Neo-Assholes get their way and we see Obama become yet another victim in the King Memorial Brigade, then this country must revolt with a revolution that makes our radical forefathers proud that there is once again hope and the people have heard the call to safeguard this once great nation over criminal representation. So to the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free, a revolution may be upon us. It is good, as revolution may clear the smoke of crooked government and constipation will become a thing of the stuck-up past. Obama, you have my vote. Hillary, go away. McCain, take that campaign money and buy a one-way ticket back to Vietnam, to see what destruction our efforts still awaken that country too each and every day, then maybe you will realize what it means to be a true prisoner of war!

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Who's Passing Gas?

Wow, so Exxon wants to sell some of its North Slope gas to Fairbanks Natural Gas Company, LLC! It is always amusing to see that “LLC” addition to a business name, “Limited Liability Corporation”? I thought only a government could claim such liability. I am going to start placing it after my name, S. Pam MaGee, LLC, herein “C” stands for citizen! Anyway, what is rather interesting is why Exxon? And since this state has the option of “Royalty-in-Kind” or “Royalty-in-Value”, with this deal the citizens of the “Corrupt Bastard” state - a.k.a. Alaska - are once again posed to loose out “Not”! Bottom line, what was good for the bastards but could not be good for us, as proved by history over and over again, this time around it may be a different scenario. Royalty-in-Kind is defined as taking possession of one’s resources as it is, to do whatever an owner wishes – save it, snort it, sell it or use it. Royalty-in-Value is taking the value of the resource and letting somebody else do the marketing and handle the transporting headaches. In a nutshell, if your want a barrel of oil you can take a barrel of oil “In-Kind”, same with a cubic foot of natural gas. With the oil the state gets by virtue of land lease ownership, BP takes this oil, ships it to market and the state collects the cash, “In-Value”. So I ask, why did not this outfit approach the state for some “In-Kind” natural gas? It is only a minute fraction of what is available down hole! And the state retains ownership of 12.5 percent of that gas reserved in the reservoir. It has been done before for oil, this “In-Kind” thing. For a long time MAPCO purchased oil “In-Kind” from the state and sent it to that company’s refinery in North Pole, Alaska. That was OK until the legislature decided to tag a premium on “our” oil, an extra dollar. I guess the lawbreaking lawmakers never had a class in “competition”. So one must realize that there is something real fishy behind this deal between Giant EXXON and the Fairbanks “little” gas guy. First and foremost, it is not the first time North Slope natural gas has been sold in the state. What is wrong with our legislative branch? According to Charlie “Where’s My Diaper” Huggins, “It’s a breakthrough on getting gas off the North Slope”. And according to Palin lawmakers, “They viewed the deal as highly significant, marking the first time that a major gas holder has agreed to sell gas off the Slope.” And according to Mrs. Vogue Mature, “It’s proof that the producers will commercialize their gas when given the opportunity.” Egad! For some 15-years by now, Norgasco has purchased “North Slope” gas and distributes that commodity to Deadhorse, right up in Prudhoe Bay. According to “old” outdated records, in 2004 this company had a customer base of about 52 consumers, mostly oil field service companies like HailBurton. And for some 30-years by now, a whole lot of natural gas has been transported by a pipeline from Prudhoe Bay all the way down to Pump Station 4 of the Trans-Alaska-Pipeline. This gas transported down an 8” pipeline at high pressure is used to power the Rolls-Royce Avon jet engines used to pump oil over the mountains to Valdez. That gas is purchased and accrues a tariff for the transporting efforts, like to pay for compression and pipeline maintenance, just like a regulated pipeline. It is not free by any stretch of the imagination. But for years, the oil companies – who own the gas and pass the gas – they have artificially inflated that tariff to benefit their bottom line, as it is used for crude oil deliveries in a very convoluted and complex calculation. Basically, a methodology that is so complicated that mathematical PHD gurus get headaches over when finally getting through the 200-page calculation. In a nutshell, it is a cost that has a direct write-off effect. The higher the better! So it is evidence that could support the historical cost to transport natural gas should ever there come a natural gas pipeline to take “our” gas outside. The proof is in this pudding. How come “our” legislatures always say it is “Big Oil’s” gas? Goes to show that the corruption scandal has not cured anything as of yet! Now natural gas does not have a whole lot of hidden costs associated with it, like crude oil inherently does. Hidden costs are very convenient from an economic standpoint. A few pennies here and a few pennies there, get the drift? So basically, there exists over 30-years of data to show what it costs too actually ship natural gas down a pipeline – right here in our own backyard! So yes, “Big Oil” has shot themselves in the foot, with such a high tariff structure. See, if an outside entity like TransCanada could confiscate that data, then they could justifiably use it to establish a transport tariff when a gas line is built. Resource transportation companies – like TransCanada and Enstar – they don’t own the commodity but make a profit for the transport efforts. So the higher the better for them also! But this state’s natural gas is in competition with Canadian gas, so the higher the tariff the lower the cost of gas from the producers, as competition rules. So “Big Oil” would have to lower the sales cost, because of the tariff offset! So now we see a backtracking effort to establish a real rate structure that upholds their bottom line. And that is what is going on here, a means to manipulate the future of North Slope natural gas. History is so interesting! Now Fairbanks Natural Gas has a rather interesting history. This company that liquefies gas in efforts to truck it to its customer base has not shown a profit in the red forever? Its customer base has increased form 35 in 1998 to a customer base of 712 in 2004. In those years respectfully, a loss of 300-thousand to 1.9-million. To liquefy natural gas is a costly process. For years, this outfit was able to survive economically by liquefying gas taken out of Enstar’s Beluga gas line that runs along Pt. McKenzie Road over in the valley. The pressure was high enough wherein the liquid state came easy and cheap, like free! But over time, with the Beluga gas field becoming depleted and a lower pressure in the pipeline, the liquefying process became too costly. Couple that with rising costs to secure natural gas contracts from the Cook Inlet producers, well this outfit was posed to loose - this company could not make a profit. But that wasn’t the intent, to make money, not just yet. The plan was to keep control of the distribution infrastructure in Fairbanks, and when and if a gas line headed south, this small mom and pop business owned by an outside investment firm would be sitting pretty as the exclusive one and only. Just like Enstar Natural Gas Company - also owned by outsiders - enjoys in and around Anchorage. Natural gas out of the ground has very little hidden costs. It is useable out of the well. So it can only fetch a market rate. Buyers aren’t going to pay an arm and a leg for something that can be purchased cheaper from Canada, like mentioned beforehand, this state’s natural gas competitor. So this company from Fairbanks has become the guinea pig for “Big Oil”, to establish a reasonable tariff structure. It is being done only because this state is being infiltrated by “Outsiders”. This is good for us, as a lower tariff justifies a higher gas price. That helps your PFD. Finally, something that works in our favor, like being in bed with “Big Oil” for a change. Wish they would change the sheets! See, the cost to truck the liquefied natural gas from Prudhoe Bay to Fairbanks is astronomical. But is will set the stage for the costs to get gas to my stove. So a “no brainer” is the fact that a pipeline from up there to Fairbanks, it will be a much cheaper tariff cost, as pipelines once constructed still remain the cheapest way to get things from point A to point B. Now like mentioned before, the transport tariff that is used now on the 300-mile gas pipeline from Prudhoe to the Brooks Range, that tariff is unbelievable. But for 30-years who would have cared? It is their pipeline and nobody gets harmed by such a high charge. So this is what is going on behind the scenes, a means to establish a defensible tariff structure base as it is only a matter of time before somebody plays the game right and gets a pipeline south. And what it looks like now, it may be an “Outsider”. So in the event, “Big Alaska Oil” is looking towards the future. A lower tariff allows a maximization of income for selling the gas at a competitive premium rate. So behind the scenes of secrecy, whatever deal was worked out between David and Goliath, it is in accordance with past practices to manipulate whoever and however so the bottom line does not sink. That is why the state could not have involved itself in selling “In-Kind” gas to the Fairbanks gas guy. Exxon, is a silent partner so to speak with the workings of the existing TAPS natural gas pipeline, so it is up to them to establish what is an acceptable tariff. It will piss off the Canadians trying to build a pipeline. And if the Fairbanks gas guy accepts “contaminated gas” from Exxon - as all the natural gas that has been used for tertiary oil recovery is by now contaminated - then TransCanada can kiss its desires to have “Big Oil” build a conditioning plant at “Big Oil’s “ expense goodbye. Amazing how they think and manipulate things, this time maybe to “our” advantage, but I really doubt it! Somewhere along the line there is a legislature looking for a handout!

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Can You Hear Me Now?

Don’t you just love Federally funded research that produces nothing that can help out with the human trials and tribulations endeavor? I am talking stuff like what happens to the appropriations that comes from the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s “pork” barrel of ridiculousness. Maybe it should be called misappropriations and in tune with misrepresentation! In Alaska, and little known to the Treasury Department or to the Oval Office, this state takes in its fair share of agricultural “pork” research money. Matter of fact, this state is right up there with the big corncob states! The only problem, Alaska doesn’t have anything to offer in the sustainable agricultural arena. Sure this state can grow prized cabbages, but when a cabbage gets to the 50# weight range, you need a chain saw to cut through the baggage. And those giant zucchinis? Well, the seeds get as big as watermelon seeds, yuck. So big isn’t everything. And of course this state grows some of the best marijuana available, called Matanuska Thunder Struck. But what was once a freedom - indulgence - was taken away by the U.S. Department of Transportation, either with us or against us! Really, if marijuana was not criminalized in tune to the Fed.’s edict, then the state would have to spend oil money revenue to plow the roads of snow! Talk about Big Brother’s noose. Now like mentioned before, we don’t want to be left out with the free-for-all research money giveaway. So in Alaska the delegation - consisting of Ted, Don and MoanaLisa - is good at getting regurgitated taxpayers’ money back home to study things like the penis size of the male Musk Oxen! Really, it had something to do with husbandry research. It cost you and I close too $168,000.00, a senator’s salary! And guess what, nobody yet has had the guts to try and measure the penis of an adult male roaming out and about on the tundra. And you can’t! Unless you are a bonafide nutcase, as when a member of the herd goes down, the others stage a stage-coach coup and surround to protect. So the penis size of a healthy male Musk Oxen may never be known. Now we have some more recent research data made available. Have you been out to the Anchorage garbage transfer station lately? As you enter, there is a gigantic sign that warns, “NO CELL PHONES”. Now I made a few calls over to Mayor Mark Begich’s campaign office – city hall – and still could not get any information about what recently transpired and caused this area to go off limits to cell phones. See, other states have realized that cell phones contribute to auto accidents, so many states ban the use while driving. Here in Alaska, I guess the dump is a good start! It is one of the favorite hangouts come Saturdays! Anyway, further “muckraking” found the answer to this new ruling at the dump. It began as an ongoing research project that started many years ago. Some university students had been documenting the social behavior of the Ravens. It was documented that the Ravens shared things, like garbage. But something weird occurred a few years ago that skewed the research gathering results of the Ravens that hung out at the dump. The big black birds started behaving differently, and that sharing thing was compromised to the point that it was causing a social order dysfunction. There existed plenty to eat, so the scavengers were not on the verge of going hungry. And the birds gave entertainment to the nearby tourist’s traps, as long as the wind direction was not towards Sourdough Sam’s barbecue. “Hey, that ain’t grilled salmon you’re smelling, but old diapers”. Anyway, it was demonstrated that the behavior was due to the Ravens getting bombarded with cell phone radio waves being bounced off the metal building of the transfer station. It was basically cooking their brains away. Or in scientific terms, subjecting their thought process to confusing confinement. And since Ravens are protected by the Fed.’s, either with them or against them set the stage for even more protection. Maybe the Polar bears should find a dump and a cell phone tower! So that is the reason for the cell phone ban at the Anchorage Transfer Station. Now what is all so interesting is the fact that only a block away, another behavioral problem exists, at those damn Round-Abouts. Take tight circumference roads with ice and a driver bent on using that cell phone, it is a dysfunction. So the Ravens get protection and we continue to suffer. And maybe it is too damn late, as the cell radiation is out of control everywhere around this place. Maybe the dump is a good place to hangout, at least for a little reprieve from the bombardment. So maybe this research was money well spent, for the Ravens! When at the same time we can’t even get legislation to ban the Stevens Family name. Talk about dysfunctional! Oh, and what about that cell phone tower over at the church land on the corner of Lake Ottis and Abbott? The tower that was purposely placed away from the Reverend’s school and right up tight against the public school playground? Really this guy pays no taxes and takes in a bunch of money for the cell phone tower property rental, again a tax freebie! And what about the kids, not his kids, getting bombarded by cell phone radiation wave’s everyday when at school trying to get educated that “people” care? You know what, I don’t see any Ravens hanging around the school grounds anymore, even by the dumpster! So maybe we need some of that research money to find out why so many preachers are as dumb as gourds, and in no way shape or form servants of God! Bottom-line, why do we allow a cell-phone tower so close to “our” kids when it is still unknown as to the side effects of constant radio wave bombardment with respect to an individual’s learning development? Maybe it is the way we do research, guinea pig style. And when finally it is determined that a bunch of kids and a few teachers that frequented Anchorage School District’s radiation central have somehow or another been subject to one too many radio waves and now their immune system has been rattled ineffective and cancer has taken over, I am sure research will tell us that suing the preacher and his church is not a reality because of separation of church and state. Seems the preacher had no problem separating good sense. Of course, blame it on the money hungry game. Time to find a lawyer!

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Law Degree

I thought about getting a law degree, once. See, early on in life I was warned that John McCain could one day become president of this United States. And John doesn’t like lawyers. Just the other day while out campaigning he made the following comment. “What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a scum sucking bottom dweller. The other is a fish.” Oh, I’m sorry, as it was supposed to be a joke. I honestly thought it was part of his campaign message of “Change”. Anyway, the Indian police have successfully shutdown a shady organ transplant operation and captured the kingpin, fugitive doctor Amit Kumar. Victims were usually abducted at gunpoint then drugged. Soon afterwards at an undisclosed location the scalpel and pilferage commenced, mostly for liver removals as the supply and demand thing was bringing in a handsome fee for that much needed organ. Many of those stolen kidneys were sent over to America. Estimates range into the thousands over the time span that this operation was allowed to thrive. And it is only one of many illegal operations in existence according to authorities. So this would be a good test for first year law students, a.k.a. scum sucking bottom dwellers in training. What if I had been abducted while on business over in India and woke up missing a kidney and through thorough espionage found out that a sitting U.S. senator had received “my” kidney? He was a republican and I was a democrat. And I was adamant that I never gave permission for the removal and donation and wanted “my” kidney back? Now to make matters a little more complex, this senator knew that his transplant kidney came from India but had no idea who his donor was. Like it was not a totally up and up operation to begin with! But the senator needed a new kidney as he was up for re-election and adverse health issues could have swayed the vote away form his incumbency advantage of once a crook always a crook. Matter of fact, his campaign funds paid for the liver to be delivered by a private jet. And to boot, he was a senior senator. To make matters even more difficult, this senator is Pro Tempore, the person who could one day have to fill in for the sitting president should something happen to the vice and speaker. It means this dude is the highest-ranking senator in Congress. Regardless of everything else, I want “my” liver back. And I can prove it is “my” liver through DNA testing. In fact, that information is readily available because the tissue was tested before the organ was installed in the senator’s cavity. And through espionage, I know it is “my” liver. Could I get my liver back post haste or would I have to wait until after the re-election? Would politics muddy the waters with this case? Actually, here is another good one for the legalists. I was at the theater the other day and observed that the “Handicap” parking places up front were taken! About a dozen total across the theater’s entrance. And I noticed the same thing over at one of Anchorage’s favorite eateries. Now Anchorage had been struggling with extreme cold temperatures out of the norm, so such parking places are at a premium. But when I was in the theater, I didn’t see any clientele sitting in the “Handicap” seats? And it was a movie about two old fogies, Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman starring in “The Bucket List”, so I would at least expect to see somebody with an ageing handicap. Somebody used those parking places out front! Now my son pointed something out. Most of the vehicles advertised “Temporary” handicap permits, the kind that are kept conveniently hidden away under the seat and used when people get the urge to cheat. You see it all the time at the post offices. Some guy pulls up to that parking place right by the front door, slaps that blue sticker on the rear view mirror then carries in 300-lbs of crap to the mailman. No limps, no nothing! I guess anybody can get one of these permits and even though many may be expired, nobody is checking it out. So it gets abused. In fact, right now as we speak the Anchorage Department of Records indicates that there exist well over a million “temps” still out and about, most likely being abused. Hey assholes, there are real live handicapped out there! With that in mind, I have come up with a solution. The city should charge for the parking places! For the permits. These parking places are no different then any other kind of parking place except it does require extra resources – money – to police this program, supposedly for the disadvantaged but thumped upon by the abusers. So if the city charged a user’s fee, the user could charge that cost to his or her health care provider, a.k.a. HCP owned by ex-senators. Then the true worth of this “handicap” could be assessed by the cast of new age scum sucking bottom feeders that have nothing better to do then deny everything supposedly covered by your health plan, including band-aids! Really, I had a HCP auditor tell me to use “duct” tape to cover an eye wound, as that is what the “Iron Dog” guys’ use. Anyway, charging for “Handicap” parking places has to be legal, as it doesn’t really discriminate and it pays its own way. It is actually a way to police the program designed to be used but not abused. I have a bad knee, so I could easily qualify for this freebie. But what if my HCP said get lost, the usual response for healthy people and sometimes half-dead people? So, maybe it is time for this revenue incentive and maybe the fake users will stop short of being the abusers, especially when the HCP says take a walk, to your health!

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202-225-5765

202-225-5765 Don Young's HOTLINE
Wow! I must be a potential candidate for the “Rabid Skunk” club membership. This is a prerequisite to becoming a bonafide member of the “Corrupt Bastard Club” - a.k.a. CBC - and well known throughout the “Last Frontier” state, Alaska - a.k.a. “Pork” capital of the universe. Now the “CBC” is as secretive as the Skull & Bones Club. Except the CBC has exclusive stake-out coverage by the FBI so this club of elitist crooks is known about inside and out. Inside herein means the “slammer”, as several members who were at one-time Alaska state legislatures have found out that taking bribes from “Big Oil” when John Lawman is looking can cause a slight derailment of freedom. And unlike the Skullsters, wherein it is required to kiss the skull of Geronimo, for the CBC it means kissing an ass. It is still unknown whose ass it is, except it is big! See, Geronimo’s head was stolen by the Bush family way back when, after Geronimo was buried to rest in peace. Yes indeed, a genuine American grave-robbing family at the helm – twice! John Kerry has supposedly kissed the skull and a lot of ass along the way. What a looser this guy is. It goes to show that good looks and money can make you an idiot. I am down on John because he let John Edwards down. Kerry: Webster’s definition of an ass! Now the ass that the CBC members must pucker up too is a mystery. At one time it was thought to be Nancy’s ass. But this is Alaska, wherein men outnumber by 6 to 1. That means it is definitely a hairy ass! So some think it is the guy that runs the GOP here in Anchorage, where the CBC flourishes. Probably a fat ass at that! Talk about a fat ass, what do you think of that columnist named Cal Thomas, who believes that the Iraqis should give us oil for free to pay for our invasion! Anyway, I feel the requirement to kiss the “mystery” ass may be my demise and forfeit my acceptance to the CBC. I don’t think I could do it blindfolded. Maybe when the crooks already incarcerated write their memoirs, the “Deep Throat” of this mystery will be realized. But I am jumping the gun here, as I must accept the “Rabid Skunk” club membership offer first. That is the club wherein you always agree with Don Young, right or wrong. It doesn’t matter if it is about bridges over troubled waters or the fact that there is a rabid skunk – a.k.a. Linda Pelossi – trying to take that appropriation’s “magic pork wand” away from Don. Of course the “Billy Goat” denies ever calling Pelossi a skunk on public radio here in Anchorage. The commentator tried to correct Don after a call-in asked about it a year later. He still denied it. Even after a recorded playback, Don denied it. Don is good at denying things, it is his trademark. Anyway the other night I received what I thought was the “CBC” invite, from Don Young! Actually, this was more like one of those suppertime peace-time telemarketing destroyers of senior retirement money or another Medicare screw job. How come Medicare continues to be a fountain of free money for thieves? Because the real thieves – Congress which includes Hillary and Mad Mac McCain – give the Medicare thieves the tips on how to screw the American taxpayer! It goes on and on and on. The war against the American medical rip-off disease has been going on for well over 50-years, and it is still a crying shame. Why? Because Congress has no interest in fixing it as the medical lobbyist give generously to campaigns. Do you realize how much money is being spent to de-throne George Bush? It is a sin against what George Washington fort over, that “this land is your land, this land is my land”. It isn’t “my” land anymore, as I have no say in government unless I have my checkbook readily available. Our government has been sold to the highest bidder! When is enough going to be enough? Anyway Don Young was trying to harass me at home! “Sorry I missed you”. Damn, I was at home. So this was trickery as it was a prerecorded attempt to trick us into calling him back. That phone number is not a toll free 800 number Don? Is Don that hard-up that he can no longer use his office per diem to represent us with free calling? I take that back, he never represented me as I am not a crook, just a hard working American. So it was many years of misrepresentation. In fact, that long distance phone number registers the same charge per minute as a Bill Allen bimbo crack whore when one gives advice to the legislature. Didn’t one of the bimbos testify in front of the legislature about oil taxation? Kissing ass, what a legacy we have left for our children. And if it is true that Geronimo’s sacred skull has become a novelty for the “Skulls”, an elitist snob club that includes many members of Congress and our current sitting President, we have committed a sacrilege against our Native American brothers and sisters. Any member of Congress, that has an affiliation with the “Skulls”, they should be required to take a lie detector test, asking about the “skull”. The “Hell’s Angels could do a better job running this country then what we have in the rank and file nowadays. Maybe John Trudell should be drafted for the throne, as we are tired of ass kissing politicians. It would be poetic justice over political recklessness. We are tired of the money of politics. It has become a millionaires club, and money cannot buy confidence and well-being for the true American spirit. It provides a foundationalist government that cannot survive without money, cheating and bribery. We just want AMERICA back, for Americans! It may be time overdue for “our” government - by the people for the people - to revolt against “their” government of controlled deceit. How? A work stoppage across the lands, from the mountains to the prairies to the oceans! True grit America is made up of the hard-working middle class American heroes that are being “out” classed by crooks at the helm. The hard working class heroes of America we are. We provide the only foundation to which this country can survive. So instead of voting for more corruption come the next election special, I am challenging “REAL” America to join in on a “Work Stoppage”. Show up for work and refuse to work. Shutdown the mills. Shutdown the transportation system. Shutdown the airlines. Shutdown the military machine, as without us the “militia” cannot survive. A one-day work stoppage will indeed have unusual repercussions with that day’s economy. But it will testify to the winner of the presidential “RAT” race that we mean business “not as usual” and are ready to take back this country, once and for all forever help us God! And the person at the helm, either with us or against us? That will not be a question of choice!

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Year of the RAT

The question before us today, the day after Ruby Tuesday is as follows: When not to vote? This question may get a workout this time around. Calm down, as I can hear the mumbling rumblings crying out loud already. Sure it is a responsibility - to exercise the right to vote - but it is also a responsibility to protest to protect this guarded liberty when government has gone astray of logical thinking and set this country on a collision course with itself. That is where we are at, almost to the point of no return wherein the collision will make a bunch of money for those that thought they knew what was best for this country and everybody else’s country too boot. Hey it is already goodbye to this Ruby Tuesday workout. And are not we all sick and tired of dirty politics? Well this goes above and beyond and if it is indeed true - it is - then McCain should have stayed in Vietnam. Who let this guy come home to enjoy a worrier’s welcome? Oh that’s right, we didn’t welcome Vietnam vets home! And I for one discredit his stories of torture when a POW. Why? Well he wasn’t the only prisoner during that long drawn-out conflict, but he is the only one that still talks about it. Like maybe he has something to hide with what really transpired when incarcerated by the enemy. Matter of fact, had he been tortured, then there is no way in hell that he would allow it to occur today, this torture stuff with enemy combatants. He would see to it that it was stopped. He is a Congressman, he has that power. I wonder if - help us God - the sad reality hits and he becomes the Commander in Chief, will he place a ban on water-boarding? Or is it an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth mentality? In fact, it would be interesting to interview one of his abductees to get the straight scoop. His story needs an audit! But honestly in all honesty, this country would have been better off if he would have accepted citizenship over there, maybe started a brothel wherein little girls could go exploited by rich American doctors on the loose. Did you ever see that MSNBC reel on that American doctor that was into girls that were most likely still of diaper age, but had to work as baby whores for the clientele that would pay for such an atrocity? An American educated doctor of American citizenship! He is a white guy. I hope not to see this pervert around someday in Heaven. I will beat his ass, and take my punishment. Honestly, if this guy goes to heaven after repenting, I will commit “hairy scary” just to get away. I think hell would be a better place to hang out then to be in the Garden of Eden with this scumbag. In my book, it is as sick as McCain politics. And it goes to showboat that Mad Mac McCain is a desperate desperado that will do anything to get his mug-shot in the same back cover of the Britannica as George Bush senior, Bill Clinton and George Bush baby face dumb ass. See, his campaign - in which he is the chief - banded together their votes and voted for Huckabee - so Mitt wouldn’t have a chance at winning the Tennessee delegation winner take all. McCain couldn’t win this state’s delegation outright, so they fixed the voting. It is called “College Politics”, named in honor of Dick Cheney. Would you use a recipe from Dick? It is like having an independent in a race and scavenging votes away from the other candidates. Isn’t there a law against lying? This is sick politics. It is as sick as it can get. Maybe the LDS’s deceased leader that was memorialized just last weekend can cast a spell on McCain and company, before he casts a spell on this country. Hey, in my book, if you play this kind of game to get to the WhiteHouse, you’ll have no problem continuing this game when in office. Why doesn’t Mitt just buy America? He is supposedly good at buying up businesses in distress and selling out the assets? Sounds like this has already occurred in the private sector here in good old Hillary land, so maybe he could clean things up on the government side of things. “This job was your job, this job was…” Our politicians can’t seem to get out of the dugout, as they have dug themselves deep down way past hell. Maybe there is no way out without passing through “their” promised land. But rest assured, if you thought this country has bottomed out with ethics, with equality, with hypocrisy over democracy, then just wait as Mad Mac has the potential to take it too another dimension. Maybe McCain, as a matter of fact all of the executive branch and all members of Congress, they should all be subject to a lie detector test and a psychoanalysis evaluation, just to see why crazy people get into office. They are all crazed and confused, as their agenda is not to better our standing as a model social order, but suspend all good so that their ways and means become the norm, as that is all they know. See, there is good and there is bad. If you can’t beat them at it – the good, then make everybody embrace the bad by joining in. That is what they are good at. Since they are evil, they want everybody else to succumb to evil. When you see politician at church, they are still at work. It is just another forum wherein they can practice their evil ways cloaked by God’s blessing. We have become a sick nation and maybe the fever has a few more degrees to go before meltdown. So this time around people should hit the voting machines but instead of casting a vote, piss in the machine. That will contaminate the machine and any vote that was cast. If every voting machine is pissed upon, there will be no votes to count. Think about it. You are behind that blanket that covers what you are doing. You can pick your nose or piss on it all. So this time around, fill up on Sam Adams beer and head over to the depository, but be careful, as once it turns into a latrine, that guy in the next stall could be Larry Craig. Talk about sick representation, here, there and everywhere. In fact, I would go for socialism over what this political climate is heading towards, like a communistic regime. Congress is at a stalemate. The war has failed this democracy, and it is getting to the point of desperation with the people that we may see another remake of Vietnam, with the way we look at the troops and welcoming them home with the finger over the heart. One more thing, McCain, go home!

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