COVID-Covfefeavirus Update

Wow, just watched the daily briefing of the OXY-MORON COVID-Covfefeavirus “Task Force” from the White Animal House. Appears the prerequisite for maintaining a lip lock on Donald Trump’s “anal hole” as a member in good standing this team of “cover-up con artist” perverts, it is not only knowing how to “lie”, but “lie” exponentially. Snake oil it was, throwing up a bunch of “what if” charts most Americans cannot understand, talking about a “predictive model” and “confidence” another facet this deceit too confusing for most Americans, all as a means to pull the wool another day - to cover for a “Fucking Moron” that had more important things to do in delaying a response to this sea to shining sea Armageddon, like putting this “pandemic” on pause while giving Rush Limbaugh the “Femdom Freedom Award” so that FOX could then say the COVID was a Democratic “Hoax”. The bottom line, I used “models” my entire career on the Trans-Alaska-Pipeline, and if I gave excuses like the “Fauci & Birx Works”, well there would have been oil all over the ground along that 800-mile pipeline and no “Leak Detection” alarms. But it was again entertaining. And I had an apple for breakfast and with laughter still the best medicine, what Doctor Bornstein Bears prescribed and I feel just fine for another day in Whoopee Cushion paradise.

The Real COVID-19 Hoaxatosis

Loose lips sink ships? In late February while Xi’s people were dropping dead like fruit flies, Donald Trump referred to the COVID as the Democrats “New Hoax”. We know he has a tough time keeping his trap shut, but was it a subliminal like message rehearsing the fact that the real “hoax” was his plan all along? As an attempt to paint an ugly picture in “hoax” and when it is all said and done with, use the glamor of a “not so bad” situation after all due his “Commander-in-Brilliance” to rally-ho his re-election - 4 more years? Look, from my perspective “the sky is NOT falling”, at least not from a mathematical model preoccupation. See, just using the word “model” scares the people’s Dickens, as it redeems itself quantified as that little understood Hocus Pocus stuff augmented by a Phineas J. Whoopee 3D Magical Bulletin Board concept. OK, Trump smiled when he heard that “model” thing, not because of its “linear matrix zero-root summation” in calculus, he thought it meant the skimpy wardrobe romancing the bone. Now the “predictive model” I used to assess this Armageddon and “Donald Trump meets the Boogeyman” epicenter episode - my Newtonian answering machine designed by “Big Alaskan Oil” wherein development money not a problem and using the brightest minds available - it shows that this COVID will suffer a “mean” of only 12000 victims, with available data to date to digest in modal modeling. When at the same time the “Trump” experts started stating - just yesterday - predicting 100000 to 200000 deaths sea to shining sea? And that daunting warning was the day any viable modeling found its incipient cavitation reckoning trigger point, that based on the data available from “worldwide” sources. In reassurance that this pandemic may not be as bad as any other “viral shedding” spreading virus that has over time invaded “Tranquility”. Hope my math is right, it relies on that data being upfront correct! And by the Trump Team painting an ugly picture in “hoax” this doom and gloom scenario, when it knows so it is “fabricated”, well when the fog lifts take credit for doing nothing but use that nothing as the “ace in the hole” ticket to ride out another term as the Moron-in-Chief. That is what is coming from the White House briefings, as the entire “Covfefeavirus Task Force” is confined to kissing Trump’s ass and at the same time hoodwink “hoaxing” the vulnerable American citizens. See, originally Trump tried to downplay this event, based on that “predictive modeling” at the time very limited data - as models work on the concept of “garbage in garbage out”.  But even though not a whole lot of data collected by this “pandemic” during the early phase stage, we have a wealth of contributory data from past experiences that can complement lack of data - used to “weight” the lack of input data and still provide some semblance of a “close call” output. So it appears that Trump’s re-election staff told him to shut-up, in a planned attempt to use the “doom & gloom” to his “faceless elector” advantage - the about face turn his demeanor. Look, Trump’s game plan is a Vince McMahon WWE reality, all “fake” used to fool the lemming population. And this is what “We the People” are up against. If this is “Presidential”, then I have some re-sanitized toilet paper if you run low, it stinks but 1-ply sound. But herein is the take on the “fake”. It is Fascism on its face on the move and all of Trump’s soldiers that are part of this “hoodwinking”, please proceed to the front of the line, as the “gallows” are OPEN for business.

Peyronies-in-Chief

So, I have been staying home, taking Donald Trump’s advice during this “pandemic”. But with “no particular place to go”, it means “DQ” couch potatoe time and the only exercise is tipping the beer can and fine tuning my hand motor skills with the remote. And it appears that the Trump Team has taken over the commercial time, a good idea to "state sponsor" re-broadcasting the merits of what and what not to do during such trying times. But what the hell for all the “Peyronies Disease” adds? Right up the Trump Administration alley! Damn, where's the limp dick commercials, as that Mike Pompus ass is showing off his diarrhea of the mouth which means time for the "Kill Your TV" button!

Dear Donald Trump

Dear Donald, tonight after your "wetdream" bedtime story by Kellyscam, please take an overdose of hydroxychloroquine you OXY-MORON piece of shit!

Sincerely, Sir Stugots Scoregge nella mia testa

Weaponized COVID-19?

Each and every day gone bye, bye since the Coronavirus began in earnest to wreck-havoc in tranquility on a global scale, the ways and means it has attacked humans is far from a naturally occurring phenomenon! We could not be this so ill-prepared and nature is not that cruel, even though the legal-sleaze are already singing the $$$cha-ching$$$ along song, saying it is an “Act of God” so sue thee. Not much is being said about this “pandemic” phenomenon in origin, as all are too busy just trying to stay ahead of this pandemic - in a “don’t think twice it's alright ma I’m only bleeding let me forget about today until tomorrow”. Which means through process of elimination, a man-made atrocity that was originally designed as a modern-day biological weapon that takes advantage of our “habits” in addiction. See, someone out there was in realization that “cell phone radiation” was causing a “much to do about nothing” outside like interference side-effect, with the outcome a make-shift like “blood transfusion” confusing but nothing to worry about. And the result of this outside interference in radiation bombardment, by not only your own cell mate, but ridicule from every damn device in proximity your GPS position, well normal healthy “blood cells” taking on the “spiny” attribute as a defense. Medically speaking, a.k.a. the “sea urchin” or “hedgehog” configuration. Which then finds a natural affinity attraction-attachment towards foreign objects with like “spines”, welcome aboard the COVID-19. Normal healthy blood cells have been naturally weaponized, to give shelter from the storm. But when “radiated” because we need to be “Twitter Dumb and Twitter Dumber” with “We all Tweet in a Twitter submarine”, well what a perfect weapon as we are addicted to being “connected” 24/7. So even while sound asleep, if that “cell” is powered up sitting harmlessly on that nightstand then linked up in a “wireless” insomnia mood, this effect is bombarding those once protective “blood cells”. The reaction finds change, the normal process. With 7-billion cells phones and as many humans, we have shit in our bed - maybe our own death-bed! For the most part, it is not a problem as our human body in mechanism is pretty robust - and only when someone wants to cause a problem does that overwhelm things. So who would do this? What is hell is the Kim Jong bUNghole messing with these days? This is not an accident, this was a premeditated design of a “weapon” by an evil Moron, that somehow got outside its intended audience - at least I hope it was a mistake. But this could have been something produced at home by a lone ranger like Ted Kaczynski - that used his or her own cradle of civilization to develop this menace. A design that also maintained a logarithmic “shed factor” and once it was armed and distributed? And when and if we get over this, the “World” must investigate how this COVID got out of control - but if we find out that is was possible to lab rat grow a “virus” that can take advantage of our addiction to being connected, do you think our leaders would ever enact legislation that limits how we destroy ourselves so we then become vulnerable to outside interference attacks - like limiting that addiction? No, as it was already well known by the FDA that refused to warn us about the destruction, by not lowering the radiation limits because - well the “cell phone lobby” doesn’t give a rat’s ass! The bottom line, this COVID is a “designer virus” that was purposely provided with the mechanism to take advantage of our addictions and how the latter has redefined the health of our “blood cells”, then take advantage of the weakness. In the sentiment that we are our own worst enemy - just add a little help from a friend and - it’s here to stay now what!

Illegal Smile

Thanks Brother…and Hello in There!

Bob Dylan on John Lennon

After listening to Bob Dylan’s new single, “Murder Most Foul”, my dissertation this genuine take on John F. Kennedy’s “Assassination” back in 1963, it is in reality a tribute to John Lennon!

Melania My GUINEA Pig

In “Idea”, I’m all for the Fucking Moron’s EMERGENCY declaration that medical professionals, due short supplies, may have to re-use the PPE necessary to protect the “First Responders” during this COVID-19 season opener. And this “declaration” is based on the fact the “used” PPE can be “sanitized” for re-use, up to 6X before the steam cleaning is no longer effective. I guess it means for home use, that Instant Pot a very valuable investment. So, I’m in, this recycling effort on one condition. If-and-only-if I see Melania on the frontlines “pre-testing” this fantasy.

White House EMERGENCY Order

Effective immediately, and until further notice, the WHITE HOUSE/Oval Office will relocate its executive staff to a safe haven in Mar-a-Lago, Palm Beach Florida. This is due the fact the Melania Klaus Fuch “Tennis Court” construction completion being delayed due COVID-19.

COVID - Act of GOD?

Sea Urchin Meets COVID-19

Could our addiction to “Beam me up, Scotty”, this fascination to be “smart” linked 24/7 every which way but loose hold promises to this COVID-19 pandemic no end in sight? A 2015 study on the state-of-change consistent with “human blood cell morphology” exposed to cell phone radiation went studied and found very interesting science. A concern everyone should take note. And could it be this cause and effect when “morphed” and the resulting “echinocytes” - that which resembles a “sea urchin” - that then acts as a “spikey cell” receptor to the “freeloading” COVID? That study concluded with the below listed highlights:

The Russians have conducted many studies on the non-thermal effects of microwaves, and as a result have adopted a more stringent guideline that is sixty to one hundred times lower than U.S. guidelines.

No formal studies examining the blood of humans exposed to cell phones have been found in the medical literature to date.

Nine out of ten test subjects showed observable blood changes due to cell phone radiation exposure.

Such blood morphologies --red blood cell clumping and misshapen cells-- are frequently observed in ill persons.

“Results show substantial changes in the blood from short-term cell phone radiation exposure in nine out of ten human subjects. RBC aggregation and stickiness were mainly observed following 45 minutes of exposure to a smart phone in receiving mode worn by subjects in a backpack. By contrast, RBC morphological (shape) changes including the formation of echinocytes (spiky cells) were dominant after subjects actively used the phone for an additional 45 minutes. It appears that RBC stickiness with clumping is the first stage of the cell phone radiation effect. Subsequently, the RBC aggregates tend to break apart, and then cell shape changes occur, in which echinocytes and other misshapen cells are observed. Not all subjects showed both types of changes.” - (Beverly Rubik, 2015, Human short-term exposure to cell phone radiation causes changes in blood cell morphology)

And on the subject of Russia, in a comparison to the United States on 3/29/2020:

U.S.: 137294 Active Cases with 2414 Deaths
Russia: 1534 Active Cases with 8 Deaths

Is it time we turn off and tune out, to see if we have been blinded by the “Radio Flyer” blight?

Fucking ASSHOLE Moron

Coronavirus Cure?

Like in “Arsenic and Old Lace”, is it here and now that “We are the World, We are the Children” have come to the crossroads and must “heed a certain call”, on this eve of destruction this Coronavirus Apocalypse? Sea to shining sea, it is the storm of all storms. And yes, time precious still remains to adopt “Cyanide and New Lace”! I am talking about considering the proverbial “fight fire with fire” sentiment this new age menace that has civilization on the brink of “Harry Scary”. How so? Praytell by using a known “poison” to attack this Coronavirus “poison” - the “New Lace”. Did not the German Nazi scientists experiment with this notion when developing “germ warfare” during WWII, some ways and means to treat their own civilization if one of Hitler’s “mass murder” biological weapons backfired and thus attacked an unintended audience - its own people? See, it may be that medically prescribed and professionally administered “cyanide” under precise control, it could seize the moment and movement of the “virus” by cutting down the oxygen supply that supports the human body’s cell health - in a cell like priority battle wherein the “cell” tells the “mate” to get lost. Is not the “virus” merely a hijacking “mate” like leach, that would find no seniority or preferential treatment when push comes to shove and be abandoned by the “cell” due depletion of life allowing “oxygen”? Yes, completely opposite the “Ventilator Blues”, which is being used to combat this atrocity. But does that remedy continue to support the “virus” until such time the human body can develop its own germ warfare? Look, there are not enough “ventilators” to combat this Armageddon and its expected attack rate on the global population. And if this “fighting fire with fire” works, is not “cyanide” readily available? Johnny Apple seed ring a bell? We need a novel solution, fast and furious and if “cyanide” gives peace a chance, I’m in. And remember this thought through another trying times day:

There comes a time
When we heed a certain call
When the world must come together as one
There are people dying
Oh, and it's time to lend a hand to life
The greatest gift of all…

My Covfefeavirus Ventilator Blues

"Don't matter where you are, everybody, everybody gonna need some kind of ventilator, some kind of ventilator..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e05rHpwjx8

Coronavirus Lockdown - Entertainment

Time for a good read recommendation. What else to do, when in that state of uncertainty with “Shelter at Home” or if in an unfortunate uncertainty with a “Quarantine at Home” jurisdiction, sit back and enjoy a good book. My son-in-law has been waiting 7-days for his test results, the family in limbo waiting for either the good pasture news or that out-to-pasture news, I guess that is the way we treat our veterans as more important to test basketball players, disingenuous priorities? Let’s all be patient! So my suggestion, well not really an Uncle Tom’s Cabin, but how about digging into Uncle Al’s Closet? See, Woody Guthrie - wish he were still alive and well today to get us through this Armageddon Helter-Skelter - well this Father in Patriotism sang out loud and clear “This Land is Your Land this land is My land” with emphasis on the “Biggest Thing that Man Has Ever Done” said so well; “There's warehouse guys and teamsters and guys that skin the cats, Guys that run my steel mill, my furnace and my blast.” And then with the Grand Coulee Dam in serenade the “working class act” the American workers when “Uncle Sam took up the challenge in the year of Thirty three For the farmer and the factory and all of you and me He said, "Roll along Columbia. You can ramble to the sea But river while you're ramblin' you can do some work for me.” Wow, what an inspiration and had Woody been still serenading the Highwaymen that came to be with Willie, such an influence, well sure enough another verse would have been added to praise the building of the Trans-Alaskan-Pipeline, a necessity back in the 70s because of the Arab oil embargo. And those too young then to remember what it all meant, gasoline shortages, rationing and fights in the line at the Citgo stations. It was like being under attack, no gas can’t drive can’t get to work. Then relief, when that engineering marvel was complete and oil started flowing down that 800-mile wonder many experts said could not be done - that was some 40-years ago gone bye-bye and that lines saved this nation from “financial ruin” by supplying 20% of our daily bread and prompted a resurgence of oil development and today we are an “oil independent” nation all on our own if need be. Yet today we wait in line for Toilet Paper? Anyway, the company that operates the Trans-Alaska-Pipeline is a very unique story, somewhat scary such a powerful entity. The conglomerate brain-child of the “Seven Sisters”, the most powerful oil companies ever permitted to do business the American way, and do it the not so ethical way and get away with anti-trust? Yes, SOHIO, which was under “anti-Trust” breakup back in the 40s would survive well into the 80s, as no other American oil company could touch the assets else be at fault of even more “Anti-Trust”. Anyway, think about what it takes for a handful of very powerful organization setting up a “common” philosophy to run that TAPS, a company called the Alyeska Pipeline Service Company! Mind-boggling an entity directed by the “Boardmen” of the biggest empires in existence, in pursuit of that “black gold” - wherein many members of Congress went stool stuck in the back pockets of these $billion$ dollar monopolies. Look, 18-billion barrels of oil have come down that “monopoly” with estimates of $1.2-TRILLION in profits. So this Alyeska company finds a fascination and I try to deliver the “goods” what it all means as I worked for that company and understood the ins & outs. Yes, in a nutshell it is like the Pope understanding that pedophile priesthood is sinful, yet the Cardinals condone it - this best paints that picture how that company operated to supply that “black gold”. So want some good reads, how such a company allowed the EXXON Valdez “Wreck” to soon enjoy that 31-year anniversary special as overboard oil is still causing an ecosystem nightmare? For FREE at Uncle Al’s Closet(UncleAlsCloset.blogspot.com). ENJOY!

Dear Donald John Trump

Dear Donald, Commander-in-Chief and 45^th President of these United States;

Wish you well on this Saint Patrick’s Day, 2020, but “I'm sorry to give you the very sad news” all is not well in KilKelley, U.S.A., “We the Patriots” are under attack, “We the People” are under duress, and I take this time to thank you for the entertainment during such trying times. I hope that entertainment is humor designed to ease our minds through this “hoax” pandemic. But all is NOT well, after waiting in line for 2-weeks 10-hours a day to get that Wuyen virus test, when I finally made it to the front of the line in a sigh-of-relief some RNC “Ronna” bitch was given preferential treatment to cheat the waiting line and cheat my seniority and then the medic informed me she got the last test cell - so I quit. Then I waited in another mile long line, for toilet paper and same old thing just sold the last 1-ply, and I was having one of them Fava bean relapses and shitting my shorts, you know with that “I told ya I ordered those Fava beans over there.  You got them things fuckin’ stinkin’ up the house now.” So I ask with politeness, what the “Stugots” is wrong in your head, as besides not getting that test and short on bum wipe, the damn grocery shelves are empty? Now being a survivalist living many years in Alaska, being prepared means don’t wait until the last minute, that Boy Scout motto in “Be Prepared”. And for the last week, I have been shopping for something so deserving my father taught me well in my youth and have enjoyed for 68-years. And for this very day, March 17^th 2020, as it is Saint Patrick’s Day. Now even though your so-called pandemic “hoax” has fooled the parade grand marshal and the yearly “Erin go Bragh” salute to “give Ireland back to the Irish” has been cancelled sea to shining sea, well this land is my land this land ain’t your land, what-the-fuck as I was still planning to salute my heritage. So I got the beer, got the cabbage, got the potatoes and the soda bread…but the meat counters are empty and NO CORNED BEEF! So I blame you, not for being ill-prepared to test everyone for that “hoax” and so what my fingers stink of crap due re-using the TP, but when the “Irishman” cannot get the “beef” on this sacred day, my dad is turning in his grave as is Saint Pat.

So, maybe I should have addressed you as Eunuch-in-Chief better then Commander-in-Thief which also fits and any “Sir” is out of the question. Maybe because I heard one of your cronies say the White House canteen is serving up that feast for today’s celebration and the bathrooms there have 2-ply on overflow and for real, you said that all those fine men and women behind you your “Covfefeavirus Task Force” have all been tested? Now I would be there without invitation, but I cannot get tested and cannot travel due my age and your “hoax” has placed a damper on my freedoms…as you have failed miserably. As when this nation is so unprepared that “corned beef” is a luxury item for the wealthy, and preferential treatment shames the wherewithal of who we are as a Nation now divided, especially on this very special day - maybe it is time “We the People Patriots” ask you for that warranty! But that had a phrase called “Good Faith” obligation, and you have single handedly change it into “Bad Faith”, as that is all that counts in your peanut brain world. Where’s the beef? Probably by this time in the day you have already shit out your fair share and with 2-ply, wow way to go. And thanks for that $1000-bonus, as when the shelves finally start to see a relief, with “corned beef” and “toilet paper” no longer a scarcity, I am sure someone will get their money’s worth and it sure won’t be this guy as we can also thank you for "scalping". again alive and well. No wonder Woody Guthrie sang loud and clear about your father Fred, as like father like son the moron dysentery dyNASTY keeps fucking things up. Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! By the way, do Fucking Morons celebrate this day, and if so why embarrass my heritage?

St. Pat Miracle - Coronavirus Cure

WE NEED TO GO BACK TO NORMAL LIVING…as it was a few months ago before this CORONaVirus took over “Tranquility”. Yes, start today to get back to normal, free to come and go as we please regardless of the increasing cases documented - as something has gone terribly wrong how humankind reacts to financial violence. Matter of fact STOP all testing, continue on testing for a vaccine, but at the same time without delay RETURN TO NORMAL. Else we are doomed, as what happens if we do follow the snake oil recommendations and then when it is on “control”, what happens if another outbreak occurs? Same pattern of abuse as we are in overdrive with this panic! And this episode, as viruses will come and go out-with-the-old and in-with-the-new as the human DNA is susceptible to colds and sniffles, it is about to overwhelm the entire medical practice and that will have a logarithmic effect. It will bombard the health care system needed by all other hospitalization calls and something we should stay away from. This panic is NOT worth it! If you feel sick, just stay home! When I was a kid growing up on Clarner Street in Pawtucket of Rhode Island, there came many a flu seasons wherein the entire family just sat around the living room, chicken broth for breakfast, lunch and dinner - in between times that shared thermometer was checking for the fever. But life outside went on, even if that flu-bug at the KilKelley residence would eventually travel to Jack’s house and then on to Sid’s house, travel from family to family through the neighborhood - we did not let it get in the way of life! And even when under the weather as a kid, we still went outside to play hoops! This was all before the modern medicine scene with vaccines. We lived with it, we got over it and thus we prospered from a “Braveheart” reality. What has occurred today with this new age Wuyen, it was over-sensational panic and that is probably the worst transmittal side effect the contagiousy over a viable contingency, so we see more panic each and every day forthcoming and mankind has not adjusted to that “panic” situation. Look at the way this virus is being handled by the authorities, by the G-Men, the confidence level is a “Divide by Zero” ERROR! Now I am calling for life to return to normal, I am not a medical professional, and sure people will get infected and there may come dire consequences. But what are our choices, more panic waiting at least a year for a cure? Then more panic people trying to get to the head of the line for that shot more valuable then toilet paper? Look, we cannot even control ourselves with that toilet paper hoarding, so we have but for a single “mission”, call off the hounds and return to normal and get business back to normal. And I would wager, that in a few weeks’ time - take that back, we would return to normalcy immediately, because our minds would be set at ease, and that is all we need as a medicinal boost. It will at least eradicate the “headache” symptoms some of us are living with in observation how mankind reacts to a global “pandemic” phenomenon. My take, living in fear, is it somebody’s plan? Look, because of this panic, when the entire world is suffering with the unknowns, of course we are not all going to die. Our bodies are self-ordained the miracle of health, not for all, but a majority and that is what we must test, as it was our only saving grace back in the 50s. But what really scares me, with this “panic” and the markets cratering, well that is the sound of a “Ch-Ching” for many as the government “bailouts” are going to keep that charity alive and well, and maybe that is why Donald Trump finally declared it a “National Emergency” so his financial portfolio and that of all his Mar-a-Lago booster club members, smiling all the way to the bank as the U.S. Treasury is robbed. If anything needs to be on a “lock-down”, there it is, Uncle Sam’s piggy bank. Throwing panic around, by a cast of medical professionals with their heads up a dead-end ally because all that Harvard schooling still did very little to prepare them for this and manic depression panic on top of that by political aspirations, we have but a single course to follow. So, back to normalcy, erase what has occurred the past 2 or 3 months when this Wuyen escaped, and we will feel a whole lot better realizing that it was not or is not a “hoax”, but a realization we “panic” all too damn easy. So get out the blankets, and that old mercury thermometer, and please no hoarding of the chicken soup! The only way we are going to get out of this COVFEFEaPanicVirus, is getting back to what we were doing before this scare, and believe me, it will be like a miracle and a lessons’ learned how we react next-time around. That of course if we take a breather, take a time-out, and say NO MORE to this panic this “crisis” and get back to NORMAL. "I’m In" how about you? And if feeling under the weather, chicken soup with a blanket along with some KilKelley should suffice. And if that is not enough and since SNL has also been cancelled, that laughter is the best medicine just listen to the authorities deal with this Coronavirus turned Covfefeavirus, funny she wrote.

and...Happy Saint Pat's Day - cancelled for nothing but I have beer and at least for today not live in FEAR! WE NEED NORMAL and I'll drink to that!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N76kAivCb20

Yes, Prayer Changes Everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOCFjE--3EI

Tennis Time!

Covfefevirus COVID-DJT

We Are the World - Coronavirus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M7c-JOnPdw

Trump & Pence Quarantined

CPAC Attendee Tested Positive for Coronavirus

(CNN)The American Conservative Union announced on Saturday that one of the attendees at last week's Conservative Political Action Conference in National Harbor, Maryland, has tested positive for coronavirus.

President Donald Trump, Vice President Mike Pence and other administration officials attended the conference, though the ACU says the attendee did not come into contact with the president or vice president, nor did they attend events in the main hall.

The ACU said the Trump administration "is aware of the situation."

Medical Alternatives: One man who was out and about in the city was Jamil Azar, who was filling his car with gas. “People are afraid as they don’t know who has the virus and who does not,” he said. Jamil himself was not overly concerned, though, believing that an age-old elixir, available to him as a Christian, would keep him right.

“I don’t wear a mask because I don’t need it … I drink alcohol,” he said.

African Americans

Wow, do African-Americans have a built in immunity to the Wuhan Coronavirus?

White House Update

The EXXON Valdez - Root Cause

On the Eve of Destruction - The EXXON Valdez “Wreck” Remembered

Soon upon us once again that March 24^th “horror scene” and this time around commemorating the 31^st anniversary of that historic wreck - how time flies! All is not yet well, as the destructive habit of stubborn and weathered oil lingers on like a forever death-grip for Prince William Sound, what have we learned? As when it was all said and done with in the “Courts” upon sentencing during the “Wreck’s” aftermath blame game, the EXXON $fines$ and Captain Joe’s bar time, all reduced to a slap on the wrist. Maybe so we learned nothing, yes nothing so is it time for a rewind, say from 1989 backwards to 1979? As surely there has to be a “someone” or “something” to blame - it was not an accident so that “something” doesn’t count. And that leaves us with that “someone”, yet Joe was let go with an almost “free & clear” penance. Hear Ye, Hear Ye will the guilty “someone” please step up to the plate!

Due my affiliation with the Alyeska Pipeline Service Company during that “event” of a lifetime, well the “Eve of Destruction” that unprecedented “wreck” crashing a fully laden tanker into a well-known “reef” located in a pristine marine ecosystem, it started long before Joe radioed in that he was “hard aground and leaking some oil”. And poor old Captain Joe Hazelwood, well he did apologize, with a Simple Simon remorse of “I abuse alcohol”. And the Mighty EXXON did also offer up an apology through an action, as it sold the “wreck” to China and that heap of scrap was renamed the Nicety! What’s up with that? But that “Eve of Destruction”, for those of us in the know it was in reality on the day before that this “Wreck” found historic and worldwide fame, wherein it all began. When just before midnight a Yellow Cab “Taxi” pulled up to the Alyeska “Marine Terminal” Security with a boatload of binge drinking seamen no longer able-bodied, out and about enjoying “bar tab” furlough freedom as that tanker went filled to the brim with “crude oil”. But that was not unusual for the Alyeska “contracted” Security detail to turn a blind eye, as even if “Under-the-Influence” this slipping through that “watch” it was condoned by the Alyeska Management - as moving oil at any expense was the goal. And it was not that these “can’t walk a straight line” seamen were driving a car, well welcome home now climb aboard that tanker and sail it through the “Sound”. OK, but that night before on that “Eve of Destruction”, it does not do justice either as one must go back even further in time to make a determination who was the ultimate “someone” at blame that allowed this “Wreck” to occur. Yes, read on and find out the fuse and who lit that fuse for that destruction, as it should have been and could have been avoided so easily. Matter in fact, we came so close to STOPPING this abuse. Unfortunately, our efforts sidetracked by overzealous jealousy from within the Alyeska “Management” ranks, that we didn’t trust them while we enjoined “Solidarity” our distrust. Look, we could not take away Joe’s keys, but we bargained for the power to restrict that “furlough” as a solution, yet the Alyeska Management balked and the outcome of that stubborn like behavior is well known - “Hard Aground”!

It all started in 1979, when a small fraction of the Alyeska workforce in Valdez decided to hold an election for “organized labor” representation. It was a unanimous decision in favor of a “UNION”, with 22-YEA verses 5-NEY in the final “vote” tally. It meant a small faction, a fraction of the 200-head count workforce at the “END” of the 800-mile long Trans-Alaska-Pipeline now entertaining being under the umbrella of a “collective bargaining unit”. This came about when Jimmy Carter was still the sitting U.S. President, an all important fact based on the fact that to hold such an election it must be sanctioned by the National Labor Relations Board “chaired” by the President’s appointees, those that find an affection for the Commander’s political agenda. A time when the “Union” found a whole lot of breathing room. So it was a done deal, the “vote” in favor of a “UNION” and soon certified by the NLRB as “official” and “We’re In” we saluted!

Now this “organized bargaining” was one of those things that did not have an invite through that Alyeska “OPEN DOOR” Policy and Alyeska decided to “object” to the fact that a “UNION” was now standing in that doorway and wanting in on the action. And interesting enough, that “objection” was overruled in a “supplemental decision” by the NLRB “Regional Director”, that the objection was merely a take-down on how the bargaining unit bosses “boast” upon the benefit of a “UNION”, also known as “puffing” and a very common denominator tool used to entice “organized labor” at the worksite. It basically means “zero” interference upon a worker’s rights and it meant the UNION was here to stay time to arrest the drunks. What does that mean? OK, the interest in a “UNION” was not due to the lack of a livable wage nor the work conditions second to none, but out of a growing suspicion that the Alyeska “Management” from far and away in Fairbanks and Anchorage was derelict in its duties to make sure the Alaskan oil trade was performed with emphasis on safety, including environmental concerns addressed. And some of us working the Valdez detail, we had enough of the drunks and when the management failed to acknowledge that a 210000 DWT tanker filled to the brim with “crude oil” and driven “Under-the-Influence”, well not a very bright idea. But the sentiment from management, “boys will be boys” as moving oil was their only concern. The abuse in inebriation of the tanker crews on furlough, it was well known about, but for a handful in Alyeska’s executive rank and file, it seemed they just did not care. With a “UNION”, we had more clout to make sure our concerns were addressed and if push comes to shove, a work “slowdown” by this small faction now “represented” by outside interference - it gets the point across. The small faction that was now under that “UNION”, it meant the “Instrumentation & Electrical” crew now front and center of attention with newfound “power”. And without our expertise, tankers were dead in the water as was the entire system in Valdez derailed and that meant curtailment of the “Pipeline” now delivering 20% of the nation’s energy needs. We were now on the forefront to yield a power that could send shivers up the spine of “Big Oil” and restrict that lucrative Alaskan “oil trade” to a halt. And that said, all we were asking for is for the “Management” to get rid of the “drunks”. It was a simple solution. But Alyeska then asked for a review of the “supplemental decision” that found in favor of a “UNION” over the objection and the original decision in objection that the “voice of the workers” through that NLRB sanctioned vote desired that “UNION”. Which means the case landed on the bench of the NLRB “Chairman” but not scheduled on the docket until 1982, a long ways away for those Valdez workers to watch their backs and best carry that RIGID 818 to fend against those unruly tanker crews. For real, I had to resort to that “weapon” when a bunch of “drunks” returned from that “furlough” and demanded I give them a ride from the “Taxi Stand” to their awaiting tanker’s gangplank. I refused in “solidarity” and raised that RIGID in defiance! Now during this “objection” time-out, the “UNION” was placed in a holding pattern. Yes, Alyeska wanted that “Board” hearing not in a hurry, but wait until Ronald Reagan was sworn in as the 40^th POTUS and then had enough time to seat his own kind on important “boards” like the NLRB. The entire process was time delayed in efforts to favor Alyeska’s stance, to fight off the “UNION”. And finally, when a John R. Van de Water was christened in the “Smith Seat” as Chairman of the NLRB, then it was time for Alyeska to play hardball with the Valdez workers saluting that “UNION”. Van de Water was known to be a flat-out UNION Buster, so during his Senate confirmation was strongly opposed by the labor organizations like the AFL-CIO. Matter of fact, that is what Van de Water did for a living, as a consultant with a lucrative career in anti-union campaigns to the point his track record, well in his testimony Mr. Union Buster admitted that he was involved in 125 successful campaigns to “block” union organizing, losing only 5 and calling on the losers to fight to undo what was done! And guess what, when the “Board” heard the Alyeska case, what was once considered “puff” stuff in 1979 was now considered a “fist inside a velvet glove” approach and the entire election was thrown out. What a difference a few years makes, puff to fists to the point the “Board” referred to the “Union” tactics as “evil”? Now the NLRB was smart, as it realized that on “appeal” that this “evil decision” based on a political calling card, it could find its way all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court and of course the “Supremes” would have found that it was “puff”, nothing more and that election would have been stayed in favor of a “UNION”. But by calling for the direction of a “Second Election” some many months away and now years away from the original “vote”, it didn’t allow a request for intervention by the “High Court” and it gave Alyeska all the time in the world to unravel the definition of a “collective bargaining unit” by making changes on how business responsibilities went divided up at the Valdez “Marine Terminal”. Gone with the wind was the “Maintenance Group” as a whole, which means the “I&E” Technicians were divided up and spread around, all of us now classified as “Technicians” - which meant very hard to find a majority of all similarly situated technicians interested in a “UNION”. Look, an operator has no interest in the IBEW, as so a mechanic wants nothing to do with “electricity”. And it was the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers that the Valdez “I&E” won that first election promoting an affiliation with “organized labor”.  So conquer by dividing, as those that had spoken out against the drunk’d tanker crews, repositioned up the hill to the Power Vapor Group, and never again would there be any contact with the inebriated sailor boys in a retaliatory out-of-site out-of-mind mentality. It stunk, as we knew it was still going on unabated and many workers just too damn scared to speak up as by now the “threats” from Alyeska’s management center of attention. So we were toast, as that possibility of another successful election, it was never to happen and the EXXON Valdez made history. We were trying to STOP the bastards, and instead of Alyeska targeting that “boys will be boys” bull-crap, it was the “vocal UNION supporters” like myself that fell victim to this busting effort. This is what political “clout” finds as an advantage over the workers, as it takes but for a single individual to make this sensation from “puff to fists” and yielding the power to overthrow an election, the “will” of the workers! That person of interest, that “someone” to blame for that March 24^th “wreck”? Look nowhere else, point a finger at that NLRB “Chairman” Van de Water.

And when Alyeska wasted precious resources to fend off the UNION, with the drunk tanker crews it meant more and more time to take advantage of the situation at hand at times totally out of control. See, it was easy to STOP the drunks, no lawyers required, maybe a few broken knuckles from our RIGID 818s! So Alyeska had the message, but “Killed the Messenger”.

With that NLRB “evil” ruling back in 1982 upon a valid election in 1979, by the Chairman “UNION” Buster, the “direction for a second election” would never materialize - not until 2004 wherein the United Steel Workers would make another attempt to “Unionize” the workforce in Valdez. Strange, as in the initial “objection” by Alyeska still out in force fighting any and all “organized labor” approaches, funny that the NLRB is of record that “the record reveals no evidence of bargaining history with this employer and any union”? What the furlough, is this our government at work with the taxpayers’ supplied funds for fun? Maybe I was seeing double, but I voted in an election with the IBEW, how there can no longer be a record, how about Case 19-RC-9016? But what really shows the success of Alyeska’s “Union Busting” now more then ever empowered by the Van de Water decision, when that election in 2004 was a success for the Valdez “collective bargaining unit” so defined, in “objection” Alyeska likewise threw that election under the bus of Democracy in consideration “workers’ rights”. By figuring out that Alyeska and the entire Trans-Alaska-Pipeline was by definition a “Public Utility” and thus not subject to the jurisdiction of the NLRB. This set a bad and sad precedence for our children’s future in any labor movement activity, as even slaves had a better chance at salvation then what is happening today for “Organized Labor”. Sad, when it was “organized labor” that built this pipeline while the “Union” members braved treacherous work conditions in extremes of cold, a project many experts said was an impossibility. Even sadder, when that the Red, White & Blue still flies from the flagpoles of Alyeska’s Bragaw Street “Headquarters” and at the “Marine Terminal”, as that is a sacrilege against everything American in “Labor”!

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And herein is how Simple Simon it was to prevent that “Wreck”:

Rewind of 89: In 1979, the Valdez “I&E” bargained for “organized labor” representation, a unanimous overwhelming decision in favor of the “UNION” 22 to 5 in final tally of ballots. With that, Alyeska’s executive management under Frank Turpin grooming George M. Nelson, it was realized this choice was the voice of the “workers” and Alyeska did not appeal the “vote” outcome. With that, the NLRB stayed the election results as “certified” in favor of the “UNION”. Soon after, Alyeska’s management and the workers were in serious negotiations as to how this “Union” relationship would work to both parties advantage - a working together as Alyeska was known as a reputable organization in charge of operating the 800-mile long Trans-Alaska-Pipeline so essential for America’s energy stream independence. The biggest annoyance as to why the dedicated “I&E” workforce sought a UNION, the drunk tanker crews causing problems with the Valdez workers just trying to do their assigned jobs. Alyeska was quick to accommodate a “fix” to cover the Unionized workers concerns upon this “I abuse alcohol” syndrome and placed the “Causeways” between the tanker loading berths and Alyeska’s “Marine Terminal” property proper off limits to non-essential/non-Alyeska personnel. Essentially an easy justification eliminating that shore-side furlough for the tanker crews who in the past enjoyed time off in the town of Valdez and consuming way too much alcohol before sailing away with a boatload of “crude oil”. Without access upon the “Causeways”, that furlough was STOPPED and so was the binge drinking. Basically, from now on then the tanker crews restricted to the ship’s quarters, unless out of a medical necessity. All was good, Alyeska management and the UNION smiled in harmony and on March 24^th, 1989 - it was just a normal day for the Alaskan oil trade business as usual with no unusual events. As by now tanker crews were minding their Ps&Qs and all was calm in Prince William Sound and “clear sailing” all the way to the high seas. Thanks to the “UNION” and Alyeska management working together to eliminate a potential nightmare, in a “Hard Aground” scenario a tanker hitting Bligh Reef because of “I abuse alcohol” as a root cause in negligence. Wow, “We’re In” and “Oil In” and “We Won” hurray for the State of Alaska and Alyeska and the UNION!

Yes, that simple!

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