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Tuesday, December 8, 2020

John Winston Ono Lennon



 

Thursday, November 26, 2020

Mitch McConnell & Lindsey

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Wednesday, November 25, 2020

Monday, November 23, 2020

First Rose of Spring

First Lady Order of Business?

Wow, we see who wears the pants…for real Jill Biden will reclaim the White House in her First Lady role by digging up the cesspool and replacing that swamp with the likes of the original Michelle Obama “Rose Garden”. Yes, that “put up a parking lot” Melania mentality will be condemned, and instead of tennis balls flourishing and scare-crowing what once thrived in harmony the Oval Office “Peace Accord”, the return of the winged. It will be the “Opening” Executive Order by Joe, as a ways and means to show how his administration will strive to take back this country in DEMOCRACY for all, as Melania tried to re-design the “People’s House” into the “Monarch” castle. And maybe one day, when the birds are free to once again roam the White House landscape, maybe Joe & Jill can invite over Barack and Michelle, as I sure miss that “Amazing Grace” ritual…but the tentative date for the re-opening of the “Rose Garden” is this spring, with Willie Nelson being highlighted as a guest to sing that “First Rose of Spring”:

The first time that he saw her
He knew everything had changed
Overnight love started blooming
Like the first rose of spring


Auburn hair like a sunrise
Sweetest smile he'd ever seen
Butterflies, they danced around her
Like the first rose of spring


Summertime would've never started
And wintertime would never end
She colored his life, opened his eyes
To things he'd never dream
Without the first rose of spring


Gave him children like a garden
They gave 'em all the love they'd need
To grow up strong, she made a home
And every year he'd bring
Her the first rose of spring


The last time he saw her
He knew everything had changed
He said goodbye and let the tears fall like rain
On the first rose of spring

 Songwriters: Allen Shamblin / Marc Beeson / Randy Houser


Saturday, November 21, 2020

Bob Dylan DEAD?

Maybe the Fucking Moron approaching “vagrant” status in the White House is right, about his constant attack targeting the FAKE news! See, I just heard it, on MSNBC at 6:30PM Pacific Time, yes I have been drinking…but Bob Dylan died last year according to the newsman? OK, MSNBC is short staff due the fact a majority of the loudmouths are in the bunker, due COvid. So WTF, as how in hell could this be true with Dylan…it isn’t as the release of “Murder Most Foul” was in 2020 and that tells me Mr. Tambourine Man is alove and well. Dear Madcow, what gives with this Dylan obituary?


Friday, November 20, 2020

Dear Govna Newsom


 Dear California Govna Nuisance

So glad, I meant SAD, to see you still enjoying your Richie Rich kid hairdo, I meant lifestyle, and taking some timeout not for “takeout” but in-person dining out with the French “Dirty” Laundry bunch. Hope you enjoyed the $350/per person dining extravaganza. In your head, without the help of a low-life assistant stuck at home eating SPAM, can you do the math how many Big Macs that $loot$ would buy and feed the “homeless”? Don’t bother, it’s a TESTicle question and men missing the manhood, that pennis shroud, may be handicapped this Simple Simon math quiz jiz! Anyway, hope that “fromunder” cheese spread and the COvid side salad meets your dining out standards, especially during this “pandemic” and we “Citizens United” abiding by your authority, staying home alone and eating that SPAM sandwich! But I care not a rat’s ass if you desire to place yourself in harm’s way or the fact “what’s in your wallet” funny $money$ is no object when millions of Americans are without work or wage - even though it appears the citizens are paying way too much for your double-edged table manners’ standards. But what really gets my goat, the fact that eatery you had a special night out, Nova Scotia “Lobster” the “Special” for an additional whoopee cushion tip that the FOX said saw a $100-dollar bill! Now the last time I GOOGLED the “Nova”, that place belongs to Canada. Wow, and at the same time the Maine lobstermen are going under due this COvid and small-town mom & pop establishments sea to shining sea tables in graveyard mode, so much for BUY AMERICAN. And that is the “Stink Test”, as not only do you give not a rat’s ass about your own “governing” to protect the citizens, why not at the same time throw the American economy in the cesspool some more who cares about the poor, thrown away under the smoking wheels of that Bozo bus mentality you administer missing decency! Now that “GOVNA” introductory label was not a typo, as in some countries outside the contingent US of A, it means “feces, shit or poo” and that is exactly what you have proven with your French “Dirty Dozen” Laundry, that “shatting” on decency is a way of life for the rich and powerful as you still believe your shit doesn’t stink - and in ending “Buddy can you spare a dime” take a whiff on me, as without a COvid mask it is easily detectable - Sir Stugots Scoreggia nella mia testa

Wednesday, November 18, 2020

pa-rum pum pum pum

Just think, it could have been an early Christmas for Donald Trump and his Trump Tower Dysentery Dynasty, had he just counted to 77 before his “American First” agenda that went for the “jugular” - wherein that CULTivation thinks only Trump University scientists are worthy of designing “election erection algorithms”. And at the same time, that Sidney Powell lawyer has litigated in victory that Newton’s “Zero Root Equation” allows a “divide by zero” to exist when it comes to “liars”. Yet, the “wish” was there, and being a mortified bonafide one-term Moron, Trump mishandled the opportunity of a lifetime - as a guarantee of that 2nd-term! See, had the Fucking Moron read his NIH intelligence briefings when Barack “Amazing Grace” Obama handed over the keys to the clown house instead of the Oval office and the Moron didn’t realize the difference once-a-clown-always-a-clown, he would have been made aware the “vaccine” scientists were so, so, so close to claiming success with the “Messenger” type shot-in-the-arm vaccine for “pandemics”. That so far bang-for-our-buck, it was well worth the “blood, sweat and tears” to continue the Obama ”era” effort instead of filing it under the Trump “error”. This “Messenger” type of “vaccine” was the newest and brightest kid on the block in this new age of “Hi-Tech” wonders and we were so damn close! But when 18% of the funding for the continuation of the research behind this “Messenger” went AWOL, well we left the bases loaded but the game was called off for a “rain-delay” and the sun never shined again - not until the “COvid” showed up but it was too damn late as the bases went empty and all the umpires were furloughed. Now had that funding continued, instead of Trump becoming a desperate depression the lose of his MAGA dream of “4 More Years” wherein he will soon be a vagrant at the White House, he would have hands down WON! See, that 18% has delayed the “Messenger” vaccine by 77-days, the Angel Number that is the duration from the November election to the next “Inauguration”, wherein Trump will be exploding in anger as Joe Biden claims the day! Funny, that “77” designates on the right track a “righteous walk” of life, except for the Mobius Strip Eunuch, wherein everything finds the opposite meaning the reason a lie is a…And had that research funding allowed for that “Messenger” vaccine to become a reality, that same victory would have been known way before the election, and would have given Trump a double-edge sword for re-election, as we would have already realized “COvid recovery” in the works, which means people back to work and the economy catching up what was lost that past year. So, what a Christmas present it would have meant had the Fucking Moron stayed the course and allowed that “Messenger” vaccine to become a drug store shelf cowboy item sea to shining sea! But what really surpasses a shot-in-the-arm instead a shot-in-the-groin, the COvid lasting has increased the cost of my Thanksgiving feast by 18%, holy shat and that is a “Messenger” that is Un-Patriotic in my “life, liberty and the pursuit of turkey day happiness”, may he choke on that “Lucky” wishbone my case closed!


Tuesday, November 17, 2020

Presidential Succession Act


 

Ted Cruz GO HOME to CANADA

Law of 1812

Circa 1812: Upper Chamber of the United States Congress - “Hear Ye Hear Ye the Town Crier through his rightful dutyship comes today before the United States Senate bestowing the Law of 1812 “By the People”, that which prohibits a Senator to act in “bad faith” calling upon another Senator in colleague, that colleague maintaining a vocal presence on the floor of the Senate, to refer to that colleague engaged in lawful conduct as an “ass”. The authorized penalty for breaking this Law of 1812 is punishable by citizenship stripping and immediate deportation, if the actionable Senator in guilt is an import, as no brave-heart “True American Senator” would honor such a dereliction in duty and run afoul to call a colleague the likes of a “stupid person” as referenced herein the “donkey” in slang the “monkey” in “dunce”. This fundamental Law of the Land follows the Madison Doctrine, that which honors “senatorial trust” but allows for penalty any dereliction the “stability of character” a U.S. Senator.”

Yes, there out to be a Law of the Land that allows US “True Americans” to send back rejects like Ted Cruz to their homeland when a continued pattern of abuse within the Senate chambers sets the stage to sicken our Founding Fathers “dream”. And it appears there are two things we did wrong, in efforts to make sure the jurisprudence of Constitutional “stability” remains unharmed by “Treason” without reason. First and foremost, we gave the Confederacy “leniency” away from the gallows come the end of the Civil War wherein the New England Patriots were victorious, the reason the Mitch McConnell Senate is that “wolf in sheep’s clothing” and trying to rape this nation all over again. I second that motion and this emotion, that any immigrant that disrespects the Founding Fathers be stripped of any “citizenship” and deported, not allowed back into “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” for 9-years and an additional 9-years to receive citizenship again, in efforts to protect the “Upper Chamber of Congress” from vagabonds that have but a single intent, date raping the Constitution like an underage kid under attack by a pedophile, or like we see today all too common and unabated with Trumpophilia - defined as sex with a flagpole draped with an American flag, akin to necrophilia.

Monday, November 16, 2020

Bullet Train Derailment

“Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Able to jump tall buildings in a single bound.” And faster than that Devin Nunes High-Speed bullet train Bakersfield to Fresno in 2-seconds flat and empty of passengers! But wait there’s more such speed demon demonstrations, as on day UNO of the Joe Biden reign all of Donald Trump’s 4x365 days in the Oval orifice will be erased, except for the golf green score-cheating, that quick a gonna! But I fear, fear itself that come January 20th that there will be no Inauguration ceremony, not for Joe Biden and not for Donald Trump either! Armageddon? Somewhat so. See, Donald Trump will make the Executive Order decision that Joe Biden is NOT unfit, but not fit to take over as the Commander-in-Chief. He will claim that Joe has an underlying pre-existing condition that needs an evaluation by a competent medical team supervised by Doctor Scott Atlas. It is about the only thing left in the “dirt-bag-of-Rudi-dirty-tricks” that will stall, at least to delay the Fucking Moron’s exodus away from Beach Haven classic. And it will begin the “Constitutional Crisis”. Look, it is some 60-days before the change-of-the-god is supposed to occur, we are headed down that road of a “crisis” in Revolution. But a revolt that boils over to the streets in bloodshed like we had during the Civil WAR, we are more civil this day and age and use the “court” in jurisprudence “justice for all” as the battleground. Sure there will be skirmishes when the Moron’s wife refuses to leave the West Wing because she destroyed the Rose Garden for a “private parts” viewing tennis court and believes that gives her forever “vagrancy immunity”, par for the course they cheat upon. But it will remain the U.S. Supreme Court that will make the final “Hear Ye, Hear Ye” Town Crier decree, the “opine” of whether or not Donald Trump has the authority to deny the “Inauguration” - based on Joe Biden being unfit to hold the office of the President. Only a “sitting” Commander is given this “golden goose” opportunity, to say NO SIR until such time a competent jury can decide if Biden is medically fit and of sound mind condition to take over the helm, all based on a Simple Simon fact, denial of Joe taking over based on National Security in “Interest”. It is the main reason so far two-weeks after Joe was elected that there is “zero” interest in a transition. And without an “Inauguration” where Chief Justice Roberts must administer the “oath”, Trump’s EO will also demonstrate that he maintains control over the “High Court”. And sure Hurricane Kamala will get sworn in, but that merely gives her Pence’s seat and she will for the time-being be at the beckon call of Donald Trump! This may happen, as without the swearing in, Joe is toast! Basically, there is a void in transfer of power, it is that one scenario wherein the to-date argued “Presidential Succession Act” finds an action that does not take priority. It is neither a crime-of-passion, as Trump maintains his Commander-in-Chief role, so is immune from any and all prosecution in vagrancy, all based on transfer-of-power delayed, denied for the time-being. And if Dr. Atlas can convince the powers-to-be that Joe has not the wherewithal to be sworn in so that Kamala can take over as the succession in normalcy so defines, guess what, we have a “Constitutional Crisis” constipated and Donald Trump’s wish comes true, clemency with an extended stay at the White House. This could stalemate the entire process of merits what the Founding Fathers forgot to tell us, that the day in challenge will come to bear witness what Chief Justice Bob Dylan once opined; that “Half of the people can be part right all of the time, some of the people can be all right part of the time, but all of the people can't be all right all of the time. I think Abraham Lincoln said that. I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.”

Donald Trump, the $45$th President of the United States that stole the Presidency for longer then what he deserved and all he can say is “it is what it is”, and somebody called that Murder Most Foul!


Friday, November 13, 2020

Alaska’s Don Young Waffle

Boo-hoo boo-hoo, Alaska’s Donald Young “blew who” doesn’t want to be disturbed as he recovers from the “Beer Virus”. It means “Just leave me alone home alone” a recorded message on his Congressional contact phone. So let’s play a game in his honor. Try to find the “Young” Don Young in the below picture amongst the 798 rough-neck rose-bud “buddies”, once famous in Alaska! Yes indeed, when Don was only 42-years of age and had a real job! The winner may receive a re-purposed MAGA dildo…but opportunities are limited.




Electoral College SEX Change?

So, on December 8th the “State of the UNION” sea to shining sea will find each state minding its business getting down to business and rehearsing its role call for the “electorate”. The way it stands, Joe Biden wins 306 “I guarantee” victory-votes and Donald Trump gets the loser’s runner-upchuck, at 232 “wasteless” wannabe dictatory-votes. And by the 14th, the “electorate” must show its face during this “Safe Harbor” and herein is wherein we find the “faceless” obligation, a time wherein all things considered could…well raise hell in havoc. While that “electorate” travels to D.C. to deliver the “goods”, there is no Safe Harbor no longer the “honey-moon” is done with as the vote count is not sealed. It is based on…nothing! Honesty, not a requirement. See, what if, what if 38 of those Biden bred “electors” were offered a “bribe” of $1000000 to change horses in midstream? Well that would then give Trump his 2nd Terminator reign bent on terminating the republic’s DEMOCRACY “Oh say can you see My Country ‘Tis of Thee”. And the sad sack fact, a “faceless” electorate is punishable by a meager $5000 fine! Do the math, and there is not a damn thing that “We the People” could do short a Revolution if this “faceless” emerges on the crime scene. And when one considers that $18-billion was already spent for the 2020 election, once again do the math it is chump change to turn this election 360-Mobius Degrees in Trump’s favor! This can happen, and the reason Trump’s “sycophants” are on the “psychoPATH” of obstruction of political justice finding destruction - no need to concede with a conceded mandate to buy 4-more years in the Awful Office. Safe Harbor, do you think Trump knows what a condom is all about? No, as it is all about $money$ and the reason we may see Trump smiling all the way to the Inauguration stage on January 20th in the “Year 2021” when DEMOCRACY is No longer alive! OK, let me do the math for you to demonstrate just how fragile the entire system of merit with the “Electoral College”. Look, Hillary Clinton is one of the “electors”. If she went promised a job in the White House again, even with Trump, do you think she would bork at it? No, just pull a Bill; “I did not have a sex change with that vote”. So this “bribe” it means an additional 0.2% in spending, or what Friday the 13th days finds as income for the FOX with Roger Ailes at the helm. Yes, chump change is all it takes and a “Few Good Men” that cannot handle the Truth!


Thursday, November 12, 2020

True Alaskans for Biden

 


Harvard Doesn't Discriminate!

 


Wednesday, November 11, 2020

CUNTRY over COUNTRY


"It is what it is, MURDER MOST FOUL"
 

Monday, November 9, 2020

Trump's Nobel Prize


 

Donald Trump & Rachel Maddow

Ha Ha Home Alone - ♫Trump and Rachel fitting in a plea, m-i-s-s-ing…

Wow, almost 2-days grown up by now going on 3 wherein “Silence is Golden”. See, we have not heard diddly-squat from two in bed Bad Actors Bad Company - namely Donald Jongthong Trump and Rachal Maddow! Yes, maybe a re-enactment of “Home Alone”, but as the entire “World” is in celebration the Biden/Harris victory, damn even the victims are celebrating! Down yonder Devin Nunes country, because “He’s Back”, Darrell Issa I’m talking about! Amazing that the key to success with the RNC this time around was “fromunder” gee-whiz cheese whiz, courtesy of Jim Jordan’s jock itch. But as celebrations “sea to shining sea” heard bangs from firecrackers and Colt-45s, Trump and Maddow shared common grounds. A No Show! See, Trump was a “poor loser” so barricaded himself in the Oval Office “bunker” with the “Nuclear Codes” and Rachal, well she forgot about this “pandemic” because that is what Donald wanted in the ending message his 2020 campaign - low and behold Rachal is in “quarantine”. Yes, apparently Joy to the World and Nicolle filed a complaint, as that 6-feet in “social distancing” is exponentially diminished by loud mouthing - get the point. So Rachal is “Home Alone” and like with the Fucking Moron, wow so nice to have that daily diarrhea of the mouth, or that Twitter finger success on recess. IMAGINE, not being part of this celebration, either way why so, just goes to show what can happen when you don’t follow the rules of the road. So in the end, sure Rachal was helpful her support to topple Old Man Trump’s misery son, but it appears Donald fort back as what could be more of a displeasure or a disappointment then to not be part of the Biden/Harris “honeymoon”? Which lasted…it’s over as Samurai Alito and Brett Kavanaugh will “overturn” this election as this is too close for comfort the resurgence of the Federalist so close. No doubt. “We the People” are in another War of 1812. But for Donald and Rachal, remember the theme from “A Few Good Men” and “You Can’t Handle the TRUTH”;

“And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time”

Saturday, November 7, 2020

Charles' Angels

“All that shit they were fed about democracy and opportunity was just to keep them from burning down the palace.” - Charles Bukowski

 

“The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little bit more off you, until there was nothing left. At the age of 25 most people were finished. A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidates who reminded them most of themselves. I had no interests. I had no interest in anything. I had no idea how I was going to escape. At least the others had some taste for life. They seemed to understand something that I didn't understand. Maybe I was lacking. It was possible. I often felt inferior. I just wanted to get away from them. But there was no place to go.” - Charles Bukowski


November 7th, 2020

November 7th, 2020

About the only “success” I can report for this day in history…well a much needed High Sierra rain storm is filling the coffers “shore to shore” of Lake Success, that which will seed the land to grow the crops to fill the tables to feed our soul sea to shining sea.

Quote for this same day:

Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass - Sir Charles Bukowski 

Friday, November 6, 2020

Éirinn go Brách


 

Thursday, November 5, 2020

TRUMP WINS!

Neither man nor beast, friend nor foe or snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these vote counters from the swift completion of their appointed…Donald Jongthong Trump wins! The Fucking Moron’s last Atlasherd Mentality Address had one all important message - “Forget About the COvid”! And guess what, for the past few days since the voting booth went “HOT”, what the fuck is up with the “virus”? And this is but for a win for the Moron, as the election has found the ultimatum in erectile dysfunction. But during Trump’s confession speech today short a concession lullaby “I’m being cheated”, what does it matter if someone goes nuts that is already nuts…


Wednesday, November 4, 2020

What Happened?

 


Tuesday, November 3, 2020

Erection Day Fried Chicken

Amazing how many “already over-weight” are using this day as an excuse at celebrating feast over famine - the good old American knowhow “stuff thou face hole” in light of the faceless electors, as “pre-existing conditions” prevail still. And since Football has been on the “blink” with this FAKE COvid, well the chuck-wagons have been a no show! So the American knowhow is to find a substitute, thank God for this erection in election. And let’s face the facts, voting takes a whole lot of energy, so extra calories galore where’s the donut pusher? I voted, and when two human-maggots shoved their puss in my face as “observers” in my space, I pulled out my mace and went almost trigger happy, but that did not seem to seize the moment. Then warned them that I was about to light my farts if they did not retreat the beat…See, I was looking for a confrontation with “Turncoats In Treason” those that think they can observe my behavior when confronted with political issues, so instead of mailing in my lobotomy, I thought an in-person interview would be more becoming. But when I got home after exercising my confidential Constitutional condolences to the “swamp” that garnishes my hard-earned income in “No Representation”, talk about being hungry so I threw a chicken gizzard into the “Instant-Pot”, as I have learned this modern-day Julia Child beat beats all other cooking methods and I went tired of court ordered retraining orders that stole away my 2nd Amendment Right because I went brave with a rolling pin! But woe-is-me, as I forgot to place the “seal ring” on the tin-pan-alley cover, and instead of “steamed chicken”, with a slight oil base it “fired” the chicken to a perfection…move over Colonel Sanders! Talk about Sanders, is he…it’s the chicken little, I mean this chicken is a sin and I will patent this method-of-madness. So with “my belly full no longer hungry as a hungry man is an angry man” I feel no matter what happens today I can take credit wherein credit is mountain-dew-dah-man and keep on pluck’n. See, skat out of the bag, I voted “twice” and “I have sinned”. Yes, a Swaggart moment casting a stone once for a bonafide labeled candidate, and so I would not be “punished” by a firing squad for admitting I broke the law, a write-in for….drum roll please, TED! As this madness in politics is no doubt a carry-over carry-on of another Henry Murray experiment and in this case not a Unabomber but a Eunuchonor, maybe horror, is what we can expect when the constipation clause ordains another 4-years of Democratic starvation, and it ain't finger-lick'n good as that "finger fuck'n" is politiical rectumania by Chef Mitch!


2020 Erection Results - Early

Ballad of a Thin Man = 160 Electoral Votes

DESOLATION ROW = 159 Electoral Votes

Tombstone Blues = 1 Faceless Electoral Vote


Highway 61 to 46 Revisited

So, choose your weapon this Election Day 2020:

Like a Rolling Stone
Tombstone Blues
It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry
Ballad of a Thin Man
Just Like Tom Thumb’s Blues
DESOLATION ROW

Jokerman dance to the nightingale tune
Bird fly high by the light of the moon
Oh, oh, oh, Jokerman


The UNSAFE President!

 


Highway 61 Revisted

 March 27th, 2020 - Bob Dylan released his longest take on all things considered and is quoted: “It is what it is, and it’s murder most foul” and many believe this song titled “Murder Most Foul” is Dylan’s take on the Covid crisis.

July 28th, same year - 123 days later, Donald Trump in an interview is quoted: “It is what it is, they are dying that is true” when asked about his responsibility lacking and losing control of the “pandemic”.

Rub-a-dub-dub, it is what it is, it's a murder most foul…

Monday, November 2, 2020

Day of (w)Reckoning

Madding “Maddow Madcow” crowd! Monday Mourning “Hantavirus” Blues! Hannity Insanity Choir Tucker stool stuck! And that guy Steve with his Phineas J. Whoopee 3DBB “magical electoral college bulletin-board”, like advertising his pennis size, looks like a bagged snake squirming for relief! Yes, merely a Day of Wreckoning, as Wreck-it Ralph is alive and well as every damn headline news outlet talked only about “the most important presidential race of all times”. Look, that is the same old story the last “my lifetime lifeline” elections and it is a faded and worn out gesture thanks to the Supreme Court Jesters - as the “circus is in town and here comes the blind commissioner”…Sad Sack state of affairs, had to turn to Page-10 under “Obituaries” to get the latest on the COvid crisis. For real, thumbing past more important “Extree Extree Read All About It” adventurous advertisements for Dulcolax and or Kaopectate or extra-energizer Bunny batteries for that MAGA dildo so fashionable with Mitch McConnell followers…you get the point the race to abolish the severity of this “pandemic”, well Donald Jongthong Trump wins! And for real, “We the People” so divided are either suffering from constipation or diarrhea. And that may tip the scale, pushing the COvid into back-burner hibernation. But wake up, as nobody wins this “race race”. NO not a double-take, just double jeopardy. But if the U.S. Senate remains under control of the Confederates, with the likelihood the Democratic seizure of the Oval Office, well Eunuch-in-Chief is all that vote for Joe Bidden will be worth - a nothing burger for our Founding Fathers’ Democracy. Look, we learned it all in kindergarten, “divided we fall and divided we fail.” So since there is still no good news this “pandemic” and I don’t give a rat’s ass about the “swamp” that has not been drained and will not be drained as “Term Limits” was just a suggestion when we were so close to “RESPECT” and pulling that “drain plug”, I tuned out the election and the Madding “Madcow” Crowd! Yes indeed found something more deserving my Patriotism, turned on into something worthwhile and more appropriate for this day before, Bob Dylan telling us the truth - we are a messed up society in political reasoning. In simple town, “it is what it is” Trump’s famous last words finds a subliminal message that being “Murder Most Foul”. But my challenge still, as I have tested something that works regardless the Republic’s DEMOCRACY under attack by a Moron coalition. It is called “10-Smiles Many Miles”. I make contact to 10-individuals all walks of life during my day. It means initiating communications with a Simple Simon wave and a smile. Guess what, there is NO DIVIDE! Which means we have still the Patriotic wherewithal to be “Together Again”! So my take, give the Fucking Moron 4-more years to see if he really has it in him to get US out of this COvid stranglehold and can he really empty the swamp? I mean with his 1st Term as that “Wreck-it Ralph”, at least he should honor that sworn-to-oath between-the-sheets guarantee. And we cannot get our money back!  In the meantime, for real that Dr. Atlas went on Putin TV and said the CIA MKUltra experiment was working, that Donald Trump was approaching the “Manchurian Primate”? And for real Melania is a Russian SPY? It is all starting to add up and all we have left is a smile - for eachother and that is the best our VOTE in worth!


Sunday, November 1, 2020

Murder Most Foul - Revisted

March 27th, 2020 - Bob Dylan released his longest take on all things considered and is quoted: “It is what it is, and it’s murder most foul” and many believe this song titled “Murder Most Foul” is Dylan’s take on the Covid crisis.

July 28th, same year - 123 days later, Donald Trump in an interview is quoted: “It is what it is, they are dying that is true” when asked about his responsibility lacking and losing control of the “pandemic”.

Rub-a-dub-dub, it's a murder most foul…

It’s That Cell Phone Idiot

 COvid relief? It’s called AIRPLANE MODE!

Saturday, October 31, 2020

WOW, STOP the VOTE!

Murder Most Foul - did Fred Christ Trump initiate the November ’63 assassination of John F. Kennedy?



BUMMING AROUND - 007


Sean does a jig with a Willie Nelson gig...

Got an old slauch hat got my roll on my shoulder

I'm as free as the breeze and I'll do as I please just a bummin' around
Got a million friends don't feel any older
Got nothing to lose not even the blues just a bummin' around

Whenever worries start to botherin' me
Well I grab my coat my old slauch hat hit the trail again you see
I ain't got a dime don't care where I'm goin'
I Got nothing to lose not even the blues just a bummin' around

Whenever worries start to botherin' me...

 Songwriters: Fisher


Thursday, October 29, 2020

UNO Trump TRUTH!

 


Joe Wilson "YOU LIE" Award - Brett Kavanaugh

 

Supreme Court 

of the 

United States

To the person(s) and or “Clerk of the Court” and or “Merits Clerk” duly authorized to receive this FAX:

* For Brett Kavanaugh’s EYES ONLY *

WARNING:  Do Not Destroy, to be delivered to Brett Kavanaugh for his eyes only!

Jurisprudence Disgrace

Brett Kavanaugh is a “Jurisprudence Disgrace”. NO, don’t blame it on a “simple excuse in error” as you were supposed to learn all about that “opine in accuracy” in the beginning semester of law school. Maybe Trump University was not what the billboard advertised.  The fact that you were forced to “tweak” an opine so close to a very controversial presidential election, this is a disgrace to the High Court’s “mission statement” and you should resign immediately. And your colleagues, those better suited and well versed in how a sitting Supreme Court Justice should “act”, they are saying this correction of error is a rare occurrence, to witness a sitting justice make a mistake on an opine then have to retreat, to “retract” away that “mistake”. This is why innocence victims of an overzealous court get locked up in prison for no crimes committed, haste makes waste and in your court it is…well we see more and more eroding away of what Antonin Scalia warned us about - a court with no direction home. Your conservative diarrhea in agenda is in the “majority”, and you still have no guiding light what is right. Yes, nothing short a “Disgrace”! There is NO EXCUSE this “tweaking”, there is NO sympathy for this devilish agenda, to try in vain to but for satisfy the Fucking Moron your only fascination - paying back Daddy Whorebucks. There is NO turning back, as you are turning your back and my dad calls that a “Turncoat”. I had high hopes you would place aside “politics”, even though you were far from the “Peoples” choice a job-for-life with no accountability. Yet now “We the People” are seeing the “True” Brett Kavanaugh in the eyes of a Supreme Being Court in “Superiority” seize the moment by making gross inexcusable errors of judgement, well we are in the midst of the Court Jesters. I guess Bob Dylan was right, “the circus is in town”. When the credibility of your court is under attack because you have forsaken the oath, “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” is under attack and may the “Best Man” win! And here is my take, my “Citizen Cane” opine your “Simple Simon Mistake”: You sold away your ego, and will do anything and everything to satisfy your altar-ego, which belongs to your Fucking Moronism ideals as your “Independence” is strangled by a puss-head vagrant living in the White House - that is a genuine criminal act the way he evades the truth, evades taxation, evades a woman’s rights and you strive to be like him? It’s like being a Eunuch! Dear Brett, reprimand means resignation, as you have committed the most heinous of malpractice malfeasance acts. To NOT resign, it means this High Court is no longer discretionable on its own “merits & accord” but obligated to “Divide” even more a once Great Nation. And this is what the headlines are broadcasting, in calling your bluff:

“It's a rare public correction by a justice that comes as the court is facing multiple appeals on voting access and mail-in ballots in the days before the presidential election. Kavanaugh's error came Monday night, when the court rejected a Democratic bid to allow Wisconsin to count ballots returned up to six days after Election Day. Kavanaugh wrote a concurring opinion that cited Vermont as a state that hadn't made changes to its "ordinary election rules."

Yes, a sitting justice “in error”! I hope that by the COB today you have resigned, as this is the hole in the “damn” dam and we are tired of “finger fucking” relief! When will it sink in, that “lying” is the most Un-Patriotic practise…it ruins the justice system and your participation lends a helping hand and not what the Founding Fathers’ envisioned. And don’t go nauseated my language, we are at a critical juncture words matter! But, I will take credit in teaching my kids that you will go down as the first Supreme Court justice in my time that, well it was a lie because you knew better, but with a “liar” covering your back what else would we expect as it is like a cancer it grows in a “like father like son” gang rape cover. Just remember, October 28th, the day the music of justice died! And NO, I did not address you as the “Honorable”, as what “Honor” is there? Kavanaugh’s ERROR, a divide by zero result and hope you enjoy your knew title!

Respectfully Submitted with NO RESPECT by 
Sir Stugots Scoreggia nella mia testa
 

FAX’d to SCOTUS at (202) 479-3204 on October 29, 2020.

PS: Brett, if you get off your Eunuch binge, please contact as I am open to retract my opine “your error in judgement” if you have something worthwhile to offer and I can digest with confidence.


Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Constitutional Fortitude Forfeiture

With all the upheaval about this and about that what is supposed to define with refine the Founding Fathers’ madness behind the U.S. Constitution, why is it we still have not a clue? Why is it we still scratch the nogg’n trying to think out loud what it all means. And how come this “WTF” moment upon the “Supreme Law” of the land enabled by the “Committee of Eleven” in mystery, why so it comes out of the woodwork when we have not the time to waste repurposing our knowledge base, like during an election? And for real, to think a compromised U.S. Supreme Court should have a final say? Nay Nay said the Town Crier.  Remember the “hanging chad”, that was how many years ago and we still have no idea how an American presidential election turned erection like today is supposed to work. And because we as a nation find such weakness in an election in chaos…OK, for years what was behind this “road map” to Democracy securing “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” in liberty this “Republic”, no doubt it was based on an honor system, actions deployed by both sides of the isle what was best for all walks of life “We the People” are created equal - don’t laugh, at least we were getting there at a snail’s pace things take time. Then came the Trump Dysentery Dynasty to divide and conquer, and talk about disrupting “Tranquility”. But maybe this was good in respect to a way overdue response to figure out what it all means in time, as it was not draining the swamp but “aiding and abetting” the enemy - the latter defined as that fact we have not an understanding of the U.S. Constitution and that will destroy US! And maybe for once we may have to dedicate a Patriotic wherewithal to decipher what is inherent in between the lines of that “political bible”, that heritage handed down through the generations. So I have one question on that Constitution, something that has been a bone(r) of contention my understanding since I was of age to walk and chew gum at the same time, I meant of age to drive and vote and an obligation to study and understand “civics” in efforts to graduate from high-school.

Accordingly:

Section 2. [HOUSE]

No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the age of twenty five Years.

Section 3. [SENATE]

No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the age of thirty Years.

So my question, why in hell the “age difference”?

Because our Senators were supposed to be “more mature” and the reason I am laughing and crying at the same time!


Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Trump's COvid Vaccine

 


Trump Wins C UNTRY


 

Monday, October 26, 2020

House Republicans@HouseGOP

 


John Lennon's Day in Court

Here is the acceptance oath that Clarence Thomas will administer to Amy Cootie Barrett and applauded by the 51 Senile GOOP Senators that approved the oath. In marking the end of an era with “woman” like Ruth Bader Ginsburg that were “Independent” with opines from the jurisprudence of the High Court and not under the influence of "Deep Throating":

Amy Cootie Barrett, raise your right hand and repeat after me...

Woman is the nigger of the world
Yes she is, think about it
Woman is the nigger of the world
Think about it, do something about it

We make her paint her face and dance
If she won't be a slave, we say that she don't love us
If she's real, we say she's trying to be a man
While putting her down we pretend that she is above us
Woman is the nigger of the world, yes she is
If you don't believe me take a look to the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slaves
Ah yeah, better scream about it
We make her bear and raise our children
And then we leave her flat for being a fat old mother hen
We tell her home is the only place she should be
Then we complain that she's too unworldly to be our friend
Woman is the nigger of the world, yes she is
If you don't believe me take a look to the one you're with
Oh woman is the slave to the slaves
Yeah, alright

We insult her everyday on TV
And wonder why she has no guts or confidence
When she's young we kill her will to be free
While telling her not to be so smart we put her down for being so dumb
Woman is the nigger of the world, yes she is
If you don't believe me take a look to the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slaves
Yes she is, if you believe me, you better scream about it

We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance

*****

I guess it's the U.S. vs. John Lennon on Appeal!



Sunday, October 25, 2020

Obama’s AMAZING GRACE

ATTENTION: Commander on the Bridge!

THANK YOU BARACK OBAMA. No, not for your recent on-the-stump speech chastising a Fucking Moron, but let’s go back in time to something you did as the 44th that has made this COvid pandemic somewhat tolerable and allowed the economy to continue advancing. Had the latter suffered, we would be facing a Great Depression! A tribute long overdue, you Sir so deserving of praise this endeavor that is paramount “We the People” in success so far, during these trying times. Too bad the Office of the Presidency is today “For Sale”, taken over by a “vagrant” a True Grit Commander-in-Chief MIA. An idiot that believes placing Americans in “harm’s way” is the ultimate in playground bullying.

How does it feel, the realization that you will be remembered as the “Last American President”? But you were there for us then and today your steadfast resolve lingers, praytell! Matter of fact, this crystal ball into the future that you demonstrated back in 2009, well it is many, many more times above and beyond what the Moron has done in his only honorable category, that being “Northing” his lethargic legacy! You only are deserving of the credit behind this “gift of gab” you gave us, and it is paying off today sea to shining sea. “Can you hear me now”? And “Can you see me now”? You never once disenfranchised any State of the Union based on political siding, THANK YOU, your shining bright star in PATRIOTISM. And how we suffer today even more in image, in not having a First Lady’s presence in the Rose Garden!

In 2009, following the trashing of the White House by Dick Cheney and Friends while Dubya was asleep at the wheel of misfortune and the fallout a dysfunctional administration, letting down the guard allowed for the economy to climb into hibernation, an overnight sensation planned for January of the year you were to be ordained as the 44th United States President of these United States. We all remember the horror, as it was a planned attack, let the economy spiral out of control, an auguring into ground zero. That said, you had no time to lose sleep as you had a major undertaking to get this Nation sea to shining sea back on track, with DEMOCARCY still sailing strong. The attempt by the GOP failed, and here we are today, pay back is a bitch! And of course the Fucking Moron and his administration ran away on those coat-tails you took action upon blessed in concrete, it was your design that was the energizer bunny raising Old Glory, it keeps on giving like that U.S. Forever stamp of approval. Even long lasting after you had sailed away as this Nation’s greatest ever of U.S. Presidents. And this plan you proposed, it was bi-partisan as every damn American enjoyed the fruits of that labor - we live to tell about it today. But even though many have forgotten what was behind the greatest bail-out of record, today finds time to at least back track on one all important aspect of your American Reinvestment and Recovery Act. And of course, credit to your vice Joe for backing your plan of attack. Probably at the time, this one particular aspect of that legislation that I hone in upon today, it was the least likely to gain attention. It was a something before its time so did not sink in the importance of why you thought back then it was time to invest, in the “network” through a major undertaking rebuilding that “Can you hear me now” infrastructure.

“Broadband infrastructure refers to networks of deployed telecommunications equipment and technologies necessary to provide high-speed Internet access and other advanced telecommunications services for private homes, businesses, commercial establishments, schools, and public institutions. In the United States, broadband infrastructure is constructed, operated, and maintained primarily by the private sector, including telephone, cable, satellite, wireless, and other information technology companies. Currently deployed broadband technologies include cable modem, DSL (copper wire), wireless systems (mobile and fixed), fiber, and satellite. Although broadband is deployed by private sector providers, federal and state regulation of the telecommunications industry as well as government financial assistance programs can have a significant impact on private sector decisions to invest in and deploy broadband infrastructure, particularly in underserved and unserved areas of the nation.”

The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act provided $7.2 billion primarily for broadband grant programs! It gave us a “fiber linked backbone” from that sea to shining sea domain.

Back then, little did we realize the possibility of a world-wide pandemic that would close-up shop and send people home as a safeguard. And when the Moron invaded the “peace and tranquility” of this Nation’s wherewithal, why worry about vaccine research as it “will go away” was the fascination. Then it hit! IMAGINE, mind you, if with this COvid menace we were just starting to realize that the backbone infrastructure in networking could not support a pandemic wherein droves of Americans would be forced to work from “home”. Wherein our children would find remote schooling, wherein college would be also “home based” and the reason some of the Hi-Tech “zoom chats” are realizing 3000% influx in stock values. What bottleneck?

It is all because of Barack Obama, and not to forget to give Joe Biden credit for being Barack’s right-hand man at the time “We the People” were in dire straits and a plan of survival was hatched. The reason the economy and the stock markets continue to evade the COvid, it is because in some respect it is business as usual due the fact the “backbone” was in place to handle this new business model. Sad, when we have a Moron that doesn’t have a “backbone” to begin with, evolutionary flaw?

Anyhow, back in 2009 when the ARRA was “sworn to duty” with “transparency”, I had no idea why this funding for that “backbone” was so important and questioned why Uncle Sam was catering to the Hi-Tech communications industry, the latter afraid to go it their own and could then use hard earned Taxpayer $loot$ to force the upgrades for that reliable & viable “network”, now I know why. And today, even with a humongous data sharing load because we have changed our ways and means in communicating, from sea to shining sea we see it working. This would not have been possible without that ARRA funding and someone with a “vision” all things considered!

Dear Barack, one more time, “We the People” need an “Amazing Grace” lecture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=0jabFKmvuWQ

Saturday, October 24, 2020

COvid Cure-all?

 


Friday, October 23, 2020

Black & Blue Lives Matter


 

Wednesday, October 21, 2020

Trump's NIGGER - Amy Barrett

 




John Lennon was RIGHT!

Monday, October 19, 2020

Scott "Sanitary Napkin" Atlas

 


I'm a "Poll Watcher"!

He's a "Pole Fucker"...

The History books on re-write, the legacy of Donald Jongthong Trump, aka the "Fucking Moron", introduction/cover:




 

Sunday, October 18, 2020

Donald Trump’s Tax Sham(e)

Wow, so Donald Trump may have entered into an OIC “Offer in Compromise” with the Internal Revenue Service, following his election as the 45th in 2016! That program is meant for a small fraction of the taxpayer base - those in debt to Uncle Sam’s Treasury and due circumstances(lame excuses) are unable to pay up before the 10-year statute of limitations expires, thus limiting the jurisprudence of the collection police. Yes, time and money for expensive tax attorneys can get that tax burden erased for good. But don’t hold your breath, as less then 1% of hard-working wage-earning people get to play this OIC game. The fact that a Trump vs. Taxman OIC may be in place, well that was my take-away from the NBC Town Hall the other night wherein he admitted to paying his estimated tax on income, according to his accountants “Divide by Zero” calculations. And if indeed he is “broke”, well the way the IRS works in slow motion the other creditors will be first in-line to get blood out of the “Tower” turnip. So after years and years of unsettled “give and take” with the Revenue Police, Trump’s tax difficulties were circumvented by the IRS accepting a plea bargain flea bargain “Offer in Compromise” in dismissal, based on the fact that as a sitting U.S. President it was best for national interest and security. That position gave him that opportunity, maybe the only reason he ran for the Commander-in-Chief, I meant “Thief”! The offer came about during the 2015 campaign, that if Trump won the election he would abide by the offer. The IRS did not entertain he would win, he did so the offer was solidified. In the offer, Trump offered to forgo his Presidential salary as income, wherein the offer to erase years and years of fraudulent tax returns found the concept of a “Goodwill” acceptance to find closure a long drawn-out battle royale, by Donald offering up his salary as collateral in a donation solution scheme…OK, sham, shame, scam. Since the election, Trump has provided quarterly transfer of income through personalized checks in the amount of $100000 to varying government entities, like the National Park Service, HHS, Department of Education, Veterans Administration, Small Business Administration…the list goes on. This “transfer” due the fact he still gets a paycheck, courtesy of Uncle Sam. The “Transfer” fulfills the IRS “Offer”. Anybody who has delt with the IRS and been offered such a compromise as a last ditch effort before the cuffs, it means the IRS won and offers up a fine, that amounts to pennies-on-the-dollar so it can close the books and move on to greener pastures. The “Offer” allows the IRS to claim victory, in pittance collection pity. The only thing, you cannot get yourself in tax trouble again! Else, well the cuffs then become a reality. So the Fucking Moron is in the clear. Now with $400000 being sent yearly for the last 4-years as charity to Uncle Sam, it amounts to paying back the Treasury a humongous delinquency in theory. Now as an “Offer In Compromise” based on how that IRS program works, it means that Mr. Trump and his Tower may have been behind in taxes…drum roll please, in excess of $148-Million! But what we don’t know? How many years of his taxes were under surveillance, how many years in question were thrown-out due the “Offer” as this program is more of an effort to load off problematic taxpayers - in hopes there is a lesson’s learned. So at least it allows some semblance how the wealthy can well…screw US all! Vote for a Tax Cheat?


Saturday, October 17, 2020

Trump Releases TAX Settlement

Wow, so Donald Trump may have entered into an “Offer in Compromise” with the Internal Revenue Service, following his election as the 45th in 2016! That was my take-away from the NBC Town Hall the other night. After years and years of unsettled “give and take” with the Revenue Police, Trump’s tax difficulties were circumvented by the IRS accepting a plea bargain called an “Offer in Compromise” dismissal, based on the fact that as a sitting U.S. President it was best for national interest and security. The offer came about during the 2015 campaign, that if Trump won the election he would abide by the offer. The IRS did not entertain he would win, he did so the offer was solidified. In the offer, Trump offered to forgo his Presidential salary as income, wherein the offer to erase years and years of fraudulent tax returns found the concept of a “Goodwill” acceptance to find closure a long drawn-out battle royale, by Donald offering up his salary as collateral in a donation solution scheme. Since the election, Trump has provided quarterly transfer of income through personalized checks in the amount of $100000 to varying government entities, like the National Park Service, HHS, Department of Education, Veterans Administration, Small Business Administration…the list goes on. This “transfer” due the fact he still gets a paycheck, courtesy of Uncle Sam. The “Transfer” fulfills the IRS “Offer”. Anybody who has delt with the IRS and been offered such a compromise as a last ditch effort before the cuffs, it means the IRS won and offers up a fine, that amounts to pennies-on-the-dollar so it can close the books and move on to greener pastures. The only thing, you cannot get yourself in tax trouble again! Else, well the cuffs then become a reality. So the Fucking Moron is in the clear. Now with $400000 being sent yearly for the last 4-years as charity to Uncle Sam, it amounts to paying back the Treasury a humongous delinquency in theory. Now as an “Offer In Compromise” based on how that IRS program works, it means that Mr. Trump and his Tower may have been behind in taxes…drum roll please, in excess of $148-Million! But what we don’t know? How many years of his taxes were under surveillance, how many years in question were thrown-out due the “Offer” as this program is more of an effort to load off problematic taxpayers - in hopes there is a lesson’s learned. So at least it allows some semblance how the wealthy can well…screw US all and with "power" stewball the horse before the carriage!


Congress Bans Trumpophilia




 

Friday, October 16, 2020

MAGA Dildo - WH Recall

 


Thursday, October 15, 2020

Trump vs. Biden

 

I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a corn flake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Mister City policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the egg man (now good sir)
They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows)
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity)
Expert, texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo
Joob, joob, jooba
Jooba, jooba, jooba
Joob, jooba
Joob, jooba
Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper (jooba, jooba)
Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Slave
Thou hast slain me
Villain, take my purse
If I ever
Bury my body
The letters which though find'st about me
To Edmund Earl of Gloucester
Seek him out upon the British Party
O untimely death
I know thee well
A serviceable villain, as duteous to the vices of thy mistress
As badness would desire
What, is is he dead?
Sit you down, Father, rest you
Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: John Lennon / Paul McCartney