Tuesday, December 8, 2020
Thursday, November 26, 2020
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
Monday, November 23, 2020
First Rose of Spring
First Lady Order of
Business?
Wow, we see who wears the
pants…for real Jill Biden will reclaim the White House in her First Lady role
by digging up the cesspool and replacing that swamp with the likes of the
original Michelle Obama “Rose Garden”. Yes, that “put up a parking lot” Melania
mentality will be condemned, and instead of tennis balls flourishing and
scare-crowing what once thrived in harmony the Oval Office “Peace Accord”, the
return of the winged. It will be the “Opening” Executive Order by Joe, as a
ways and means to show how his administration will strive to take back this
country in DEMOCRACY for all, as Melania tried to re-design the “People’s House”
into the “Monarch” castle. And maybe one day, when the birds are free to once
again roam the White House landscape, maybe Joe & Jill can invite over
Barack and Michelle, as I sure miss that “Amazing Grace” ritual…but the tentative
date for the re-opening of the “Rose Garden” is this spring, with Willie Nelson
being highlighted as a guest to sing that “First Rose of Spring”:
The
first time that he saw her
He knew everything had changed
Overnight love started blooming
Like the first rose of spring
Auburn hair like a sunrise
Sweetest smile he'd ever seen
Butterflies, they danced around her
Like the first rose of spring
Summertime would've never started
And wintertime would never end
She colored his life, opened his eyes
To things he'd never dream
Without the first rose of spring
Gave him children like a garden
They gave 'em all the love they'd need
To grow up strong, she made a home
And every year he'd bring
Her the first rose of spring
The last time he saw her
He knew everything had changed
He said goodbye and let the tears fall like rain
On the first rose of spring
Songwriters: Allen
Shamblin / Marc Beeson / Randy Houser
Saturday, November 21, 2020
Bob Dylan DEAD?
Maybe the Fucking Moron approaching
“vagrant” status in the White House is right, about his constant attack targeting
the FAKE news! See, I just heard it, on MSNBC at 6:30PM Pacific Time, yes I
have been drinking…but Bob Dylan died last year according to the newsman? OK,
MSNBC is short staff due the fact a majority of the loudmouths are in the
bunker, due COvid. So WTF, as how in hell could this be true with Dylan…it isn’t
as the release of “Murder Most Foul” was in 2020 and that tells me Mr. Tambourine
Man is alove and well. Dear Madcow, what gives with this Dylan obituary?
Friday, November 20, 2020
Dear Govna Newsom
Dear California Govna Nuisance
So glad, I meant SAD, to see
you still enjoying your Richie Rich kid hairdo, I meant lifestyle, and taking
some timeout not for “takeout” but in-person dining out with the French “Dirty”
Laundry bunch. Hope you enjoyed the $350/per person dining extravaganza. In
your head, without the help of a low-life assistant stuck at home eating SPAM,
can you do the math how many Big Macs that $loot$ would buy and feed the “homeless”?
Don’t bother, it’s a TESTicle question and men missing the manhood, that pennis
shroud, may be handicapped this Simple Simon math quiz jiz! Anyway, hope that “fromunder”
cheese spread and the COvid side salad meets your dining out standards, especially
during this “pandemic” and we “Citizens United” abiding by your authority,
staying home alone and eating that SPAM sandwich! But I care not a rat’s ass if
you desire to place yourself in harm’s way or the fact “what’s in your wallet” funny
$money$ is no object when millions of Americans are without work or wage - even
though it appears the citizens are paying way too much for your double-edged
table manners’ standards. But what really gets my goat, the fact that eatery
you had a special night out, Nova Scotia “Lobster” the “Special” for an
additional whoopee cushion tip that the FOX said saw a $100-dollar bill! Now
the last time I GOOGLED the “Nova”, that place belongs to Canada. Wow, and at
the same time the Maine lobstermen are going under due this COvid and small-town
mom & pop establishments sea to shining sea tables in graveyard mode, so
much for BUY AMERICAN. And that is the “Stink Test”, as not only do you give
not a rat’s ass about your own “governing” to protect the citizens, why not at
the same time throw the American economy in the cesspool some more who cares
about the poor, thrown away under the smoking wheels of that Bozo bus mentality
you administer missing decency! Now that “GOVNA” introductory label was not a
typo, as in some countries outside the contingent US of A, it means “feces,
shit or poo” and that is exactly what you have proven with your French “Dirty
Dozen” Laundry, that “shatting” on decency is a way of life for the rich and powerful
as you still believe your shit doesn’t stink - and in ending “Buddy can you
spare a dime” take a whiff on me, as without a COvid mask it is easily
detectable - Sir Stugots Scoreggia nella mia testa
Wednesday, November 18, 2020
pa-rum pum pum pum
Just think, it could have
been an early Christmas for Donald Trump and his Trump Tower Dysentery Dynasty,
had he just counted to 77 before his “American First” agenda that went for the “jugular”
- wherein that CULTivation thinks only Trump University scientists are worthy
of designing “election erection algorithms”. And at the same time, that Sidney
Powell lawyer has litigated in victory that Newton’s “Zero Root Equation”
allows a “divide by zero” to exist when it comes to “liars”. Yet, the “wish”
was there, and being a mortified bonafide one-term Moron, Trump mishandled the
opportunity of a lifetime - as a guarantee of that 2nd-term! See,
had the Fucking Moron read his NIH intelligence briefings when Barack “Amazing
Grace” Obama handed over the keys to the clown house instead of the Oval office
and the Moron didn’t realize the difference once-a-clown-always-a-clown, he
would have been made aware the “vaccine” scientists were so, so, so close to
claiming success with the “Messenger” type shot-in-the-arm vaccine for “pandemics”.
That so far bang-for-our-buck, it was well worth the “blood, sweat and tears”
to continue the Obama ”era” effort instead of filing it under the Trump “error”.
This “Messenger” type of “vaccine” was the newest and brightest kid on the block
in this new age of “Hi-Tech” wonders and we were so damn close! But when 18% of
the funding for the continuation of the research behind this “Messenger” went
AWOL, well we left the bases loaded but the game was called off for a “rain-delay”
and the sun never shined again - not until the “COvid” showed up but it was too
damn late as the bases went empty and all the umpires were furloughed. Now had
that funding continued, instead of Trump becoming a desperate depression the
lose of his MAGA dream of “4 More Years” wherein he will soon be a vagrant at
the White House, he would have hands down WON! See, that 18% has delayed the “Messenger”
vaccine by 77-days, the Angel Number that is the duration from the November
election to the next “Inauguration”, wherein Trump will be exploding in anger
as Joe Biden claims the day! Funny, that “77” designates on the right track a “righteous
walk” of life, except for the Mobius Strip Eunuch, wherein everything finds the
opposite meaning the reason a lie is a…And had that research funding allowed
for that “Messenger” vaccine to become a reality, that same victory would have
been known way before the election, and would have given Trump a double-edge
sword for re-election, as we would have already realized “COvid recovery” in
the works, which means people back to work and the economy catching up what was
lost that past year. So, what a Christmas present it would have meant had the
Fucking Moron stayed the course and allowed that “Messenger” vaccine to become
a drug store shelf cowboy item sea to shining sea! But what really surpasses a
shot-in-the-arm instead a shot-in-the-groin, the COvid lasting has increased
the cost of my Thanksgiving feast by 18%, holy shat and that is a “Messenger”
that is Un-Patriotic in my “life, liberty and the pursuit of turkey day
happiness”, may he choke on that “Lucky” wishbone my case closed!
Tuesday, November 17, 2020
Ted Cruz GO HOME to CANADA
Law of 1812
Circa 1812: Upper Chamber of
the United States Congress - “Hear Ye Hear Ye the Town Crier through his
rightful dutyship comes today before the United States Senate bestowing the Law
of 1812 “By the People”, that which prohibits a Senator to act in “bad faith” calling
upon another Senator in colleague, that colleague maintaining a vocal presence on
the floor of the Senate, to refer to that colleague engaged in lawful conduct
as an “ass”. The authorized penalty for breaking this Law of 1812 is punishable
by citizenship stripping and immediate deportation, if the actionable Senator
in guilt is an import, as no brave-heart “True American Senator” would honor
such a dereliction in duty and run afoul to call a colleague the likes of a “stupid
person” as referenced herein the “donkey” in slang the “monkey” in “dunce”. This
fundamental Law of the Land follows the Madison Doctrine, that which honors “senatorial
trust” but allows for penalty any dereliction the “stability of character” a
U.S. Senator.”
Yes, there out to be a Law of the Land that allows US “True Americans” to send back rejects like Ted Cruz to their homeland when a continued pattern of abuse within the Senate chambers sets the stage to sicken our Founding Fathers “dream”. And it appears there are two things we did wrong, in efforts to make sure the jurisprudence of Constitutional “stability” remains unharmed by “Treason” without reason. First and foremost, we gave the Confederacy “leniency” away from the gallows come the end of the Civil War wherein the New England Patriots were victorious, the reason the Mitch McConnell Senate is that “wolf in sheep’s clothing” and trying to rape this nation all over again. I second that motion and this emotion, that any immigrant that disrespects the Founding Fathers be stripped of any “citizenship” and deported, not allowed back into “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” for 9-years and an additional 9-years to receive citizenship again, in efforts to protect the “Upper Chamber of Congress” from vagabonds that have but a single intent, date raping the Constitution like an underage kid under attack by a pedophile, or like we see today all too common and unabated with Trumpophilia - defined as sex with a flagpole draped with an American flag, akin to necrophilia.
Monday, November 16, 2020
Bullet Train Derailment
“Faster than a speeding
bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Able to jump tall buildings in a
single bound.” And faster than that Devin Nunes High-Speed bullet train
Bakersfield to Fresno in 2-seconds flat and empty of passengers! But wait there’s
more such speed demon demonstrations, as on day UNO of the Joe Biden reign all
of Donald Trump’s 4x365 days in the Oval orifice will be erased, except for the
golf green score-cheating, that quick a gonna! But I fear, fear itself that
come January 20th that there will be no Inauguration ceremony, not for Joe
Biden and not for Donald Trump either! Armageddon? Somewhat so. See, Donald Trump
will make the Executive Order decision that Joe Biden is NOT unfit, but not fit
to take over as the Commander-in-Chief. He will claim that Joe has an
underlying pre-existing condition that needs an evaluation by a competent
medical team supervised by Doctor Scott Atlas. It is about the only thing left
in the “dirt-bag-of-Rudi-dirty-tricks” that will stall, at least to delay the
Fucking Moron’s exodus away from Beach Haven classic. And it will begin the “Constitutional
Crisis”. Look, it is some 60-days before the change-of-the-god is supposed to
occur, we are headed down that road of a “crisis” in Revolution. But a revolt
that boils over to the streets in bloodshed like we had during the Civil WAR,
we are more civil this day and age and use the “court” in jurisprudence “justice
for all” as the battleground. Sure there will be skirmishes when the Moron’s
wife refuses to leave the West Wing because she destroyed the Rose Garden for a
“private parts” viewing tennis court and believes that gives her forever “vagrancy
immunity”, par for the course they cheat upon. But it will remain the U.S.
Supreme Court that will make the final “Hear Ye, Hear Ye” Town Crier decree,
the “opine” of whether or not Donald Trump has the authority to deny the “Inauguration”
- based on Joe Biden being unfit to hold the office of the President. Only a “sitting”
Commander is given this “golden goose” opportunity, to say NO SIR until such
time a competent jury can decide if Biden is medically fit and of sound mind
condition to take over the helm, all based on a Simple Simon fact, denial of
Joe taking over based on National Security in “Interest”. It is the main reason
so far two-weeks after Joe was elected that there is “zero” interest in a
transition. And without an “Inauguration” where Chief Justice Roberts must administer
the “oath”, Trump’s EO will also demonstrate that he maintains control over the
“High Court”. And sure Hurricane Kamala will get sworn in, but that merely gives
her Pence’s seat and she will for the time-being be at the beckon call of
Donald Trump! This may happen, as without the swearing in, Joe is toast!
Basically, there is a void in transfer of power, it is that one scenario
wherein the to-date argued “Presidential Succession Act” finds an action that does
not take priority. It is neither a crime-of-passion, as Trump maintains his Commander-in-Chief
role, so is immune from any and all prosecution in vagrancy, all based on transfer-of-power
delayed, denied for the time-being. And if Dr. Atlas can convince the
powers-to-be that Joe has not the wherewithal to be sworn in so that Kamala can
take over as the succession in normalcy so defines, guess what, we have a “Constitutional
Crisis” constipated and Donald Trump’s wish comes true, clemency with an
extended stay at the White House. This could stalemate the entire process of
merits what the Founding Fathers forgot to tell us, that the day in challenge
will come to bear witness what Chief Justice Bob Dylan once opined; that “Half
of the people can be part right all of the time, some of the people can be all
right part of the time, but all of the people can't be all right all of the
time. I think Abraham Lincoln said that. I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be
in yours.”
Donald Trump, the $45$th
President of the United States that stole the Presidency for longer then what
he deserved and all he can say is “it is what it is”, and somebody called that Murder Most Foul!
Friday, November 13, 2020
Alaska’s Don Young Waffle
Boo-hoo boo-hoo, Alaska’s
Donald Young “blew who” doesn’t want to be disturbed as he recovers from the “Beer
Virus”. It means “Just leave me alone home alone” a recorded message on his
Congressional contact phone. So let’s play a game in his honor. Try to find the
“Young” Don Young in the below picture amongst the 798 rough-neck rose-bud “buddies”,
once famous in Alaska! Yes indeed, when Don was only 42-years of age and had a
real job! The winner may receive a re-purposed MAGA dildo…but opportunities are
limited.
Electoral College SEX Change?
So, on December 8th
the “State of the UNION” sea to shining sea will find each state minding its
business getting down to business and rehearsing its role call for the “electorate”.
The way it stands, Joe Biden wins 306 “I guarantee” victory-votes and Donald
Trump gets the loser’s runner-upchuck, at 232 “wasteless” wannabe dictatory-votes.
And by the 14th, the “electorate” must show its face during this “Safe
Harbor” and herein is wherein we find the “faceless” obligation, a time wherein
all things considered could…well raise hell in havoc. While that “electorate”
travels to D.C. to deliver the “goods”, there is no Safe Harbor no longer the “honey-moon”
is done with as the vote count is not sealed. It is based on…nothing! Honesty,
not a requirement. See, what if, what if 38 of those Biden bred “electors” were
offered a “bribe” of $1000000 to change horses in midstream? Well that would
then give Trump his 2nd Terminator reign bent on terminating the
republic’s DEMOCRACY “Oh say can you see My Country ‘Tis of Thee”. And the sad sack
fact, a “faceless” electorate is punishable by a meager $5000 fine! Do the math,
and there is not a damn thing that “We the People” could do short a Revolution
if this “faceless” emerges on the crime scene. And when one considers that $18-billion
was already spent for the 2020 election, once again do the math it is chump
change to turn this election 360-Mobius Degrees in Trump’s favor! This can
happen, and the reason Trump’s “sycophants” are on the “psychoPATH” of
obstruction of political justice finding destruction - no need to concede with
a conceded mandate to buy 4-more years in the Awful Office. Safe Harbor, do you
think Trump knows what a condom is all about? No, as it is all about $money$
and the reason we may see Trump smiling all the way to the Inauguration stage
on January 20th in the “Year 2021” when DEMOCRACY is No longer
alive! OK, let me do the math for you to demonstrate just how fragile the
entire system of merit with the “Electoral College”. Look, Hillary Clinton is
one of the “electors”. If she went promised a job in the White House again, even
with Trump, do you think she would bork at it? No, just pull a Bill; “I did not
have a sex change with that vote”. So this “bribe” it means an additional 0.2%
in spending, or what Friday the 13th days finds as income for the
FOX with Roger Ailes at the helm. Yes, chump change is all it takes and a “Few
Good Men” that cannot handle the Truth!
Thursday, November 12, 2020
Wednesday, November 11, 2020
Monday, November 9, 2020
Donald Trump & Rachel Maddow
Ha Ha Home Alone - ♫Trump and Rachel fitting in a plea, m-i-s-s-ing…
Wow, almost 2-days grown up by
now going on 3 wherein “Silence is Golden”. See, we have not heard diddly-squat
from two in bed Bad Actors Bad Company - namely Donald Jongthong Trump and
Rachal Maddow! Yes, maybe a re-enactment of “Home Alone”, but as the entire “World”
is in celebration the Biden/Harris victory, damn even the victims are
celebrating! Down yonder Devin Nunes country, because “He’s Back”, Darrell Issa
I’m talking about! Amazing that the key to success with the RNC this time around
was “fromunder” gee-whiz cheese whiz, courtesy of Jim Jordan’s jock itch. But
as celebrations “sea to shining sea” heard bangs from firecrackers and Colt-45s,
Trump and Maddow shared common grounds. A No Show! See, Trump was a “poor loser”
so barricaded himself in the Oval Office “bunker” with the “Nuclear Codes” and
Rachal, well she forgot about this “pandemic” because that is what Donald wanted
in the ending message his 2020 campaign - low and behold Rachal is in “quarantine”.
Yes, apparently Joy to the World and Nicolle filed a complaint, as that 6-feet
in “social distancing” is exponentially diminished by loud mouthing - get the
point. So Rachal is “Home Alone” and like with the Fucking Moron, wow so nice
to have that daily diarrhea of the mouth, or that Twitter finger success on
recess. IMAGINE, not being part of this celebration, either way why so, just
goes to show what can happen when you don’t follow the rules of the road. So in
the end, sure Rachal was helpful her support to topple Old Man Trump’s misery
son, but it appears Donald fort back as what could be more of a displeasure or
a disappointment then to not be part of the Biden/Harris “honeymoon”? Which
lasted…it’s over as Samurai Alito and Brett Kavanaugh will “overturn” this
election as this is too close for comfort the resurgence of the Federalist so
close. No doubt. “We the People” are in another War of 1812. But for Donald and
Rachal, remember the theme from “A Few Good Men” and “You Can’t Handle the
TRUTH”;
“And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time”
Saturday, November 7, 2020
Charles' Angels
“All that shit they
were fed about democracy and opportunity was just to keep them from burning
down the palace.” - Charles Bukowski
“The problem was you
had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose,
they sliced a little bit more off you, until there was nothing left. At the age
of 25 most people were finished. A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating,
having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the
presidential candidates who reminded them most of themselves. I had no
interests. I had no interest in anything. I had no idea how I was going to
escape. At least the others had some taste for life. They seemed to understand
something that I didn't understand. Maybe I was lacking. It was possible. I
often felt inferior. I just wanted to get away from them. But there was no
place to go.” - Charles Bukowski
November 7th, 2020
November 7th, 2020
About the only “success” I can report for this day in
history…well a much needed High Sierra rain storm is filling the coffers “shore
to shore” of Lake Success, that which will seed the land to grow the crops to
fill the tables to feed our soul sea to shining sea.
Quote for this same day:
Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass - Sir Charles Bukowski
Friday, November 6, 2020
Thursday, November 5, 2020
TRUMP WINS!
Neither man nor beast, friend
nor foe or snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these vote counters from the swift
completion of their appointed…Donald Jongthong Trump wins! The Fucking Moron’s
last Atlasherd Mentality Address had one all important message - “Forget About the COvid”!
And guess what, for the past few days since the voting booth went “HOT”, what
the fuck is up with the “virus”? And this is but for a win for the Moron, as
the election has found the ultimatum in erectile dysfunction. But during Trump’s
confession speech today short a concession lullaby “I’m being cheated”, what
does it matter if someone goes nuts that is already nuts…
Wednesday, November 4, 2020
Tuesday, November 3, 2020
Erection Day Fried Chicken
Amazing how many “already
over-weight” are using this day as an excuse at celebrating feast over famine -
the good old American knowhow “stuff thou face hole” in light of the faceless
electors, as “pre-existing conditions” prevail still. And since Football has
been on the “blink” with this FAKE COvid, well the chuck-wagons have been a no
show! So the American knowhow is to find a substitute, thank God for this
erection in election. And let’s face the facts, voting takes a whole lot of
energy, so extra calories galore where’s the donut pusher? I voted, and when
two human-maggots shoved their puss in my face as “observers” in my space, I
pulled out my mace and went almost trigger happy, but that did not seem to
seize the moment. Then warned them that I was about to light my farts if they
did not retreat the beat…See, I was looking for a confrontation with “Turncoats
In Treason” those that think they can observe my behavior when confronted with
political issues, so instead of mailing in my lobotomy, I thought an in-person interview
would be more becoming. But when I got home after exercising my confidential
Constitutional condolences to the “swamp” that garnishes my hard-earned income
in “No Representation”, talk about being hungry so I threw a chicken gizzard
into the “Instant-Pot”, as I have learned this modern-day Julia Child beat
beats all other cooking methods and I went tired of court ordered retraining
orders that stole away my 2nd Amendment Right because I went brave
with a rolling pin! But woe-is-me, as I forgot to place the “seal ring” on the tin-pan-alley
cover, and instead of “steamed chicken”, with a slight oil base it “fired” the
chicken to a perfection…move over Colonel Sanders! Talk about Sanders, is he…it’s
the chicken little, I mean this chicken is a sin and I will patent this method-of-madness.
So with “my belly full no longer hungry as a hungry man is an angry man” I feel
no matter what happens today I can take credit wherein credit is mountain-dew-dah-man
and keep on pluck’n. See, skat out of the bag, I voted “twice” and “I have
sinned”. Yes, a Swaggart moment casting a stone once for a bonafide labeled candidate,
and so I would not be “punished” by a firing squad for admitting I broke the
law, a write-in for….drum roll please, TED! As this madness in politics is no
doubt a carry-over carry-on of another Henry Murray experiment and in this case
not a Unabomber but a Eunuchonor, maybe horror, is what we can expect when the
constipation clause ordains another 4-years of Democratic starvation, and it ain't finger-lick'n good as that "finger fuck'n" is politiical rectumania by Chef Mitch!
2020 Erection Results - Early
Ballad of a Thin Man = 160 Electoral Votes
DESOLATION ROW = 159 Electoral Votes
Tombstone Blues = 1 Faceless Electoral Vote
Highway 61 to 46 Revisited
So, choose your weapon this Election Day 2020:
Like a Rolling StoneTombstone Blues
It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry
Ballad of a Thin Man
Just Like Tom Thumb’s Blues
DESOLATION ROW
Highway 61 Revisted
March 27th, 2020 - Bob Dylan released his longest take on all things considered and is quoted: “It is what it is, and it’s murder most foul” and many believe this song titled “Murder Most Foul” is Dylan’s take on the Covid crisis.
July 28th, same year - 123 days later, Donald Trump in an interview is quoted: “It is what it is, they are dying that is true” when asked about his responsibility lacking and losing control of the “pandemic”.
Rub-a-dub-dub, it is what it is, it's a murder most foul…
Monday, November 2, 2020
Day of (w)Reckoning
Madding “Maddow Madcow” crowd!
Monday Mourning “Hantavirus” Blues! Hannity Insanity Choir Tucker stool stuck! And
that guy Steve with his Phineas J. Whoopee 3DBB “magical electoral college bulletin-board”,
like advertising his pennis size, looks like a bagged snake squirming for
relief! Yes, merely a Day of Wreckoning, as Wreck-it Ralph is alive and well as
every damn headline news outlet talked only about “the most important
presidential race of all times”. Look, that is the same old story the last “my lifetime
lifeline” elections and it is a faded and worn out gesture thanks to the
Supreme Court Jesters - as the “circus is in town and here comes the blind
commissioner”…Sad Sack state of affairs, had to turn to Page-10 under “Obituaries”
to get the latest on the COvid crisis. For real, thumbing past more important “Extree
Extree Read All About It” adventurous advertisements for Dulcolax and or
Kaopectate or extra-energizer Bunny batteries for that MAGA dildo so
fashionable with Mitch McConnell followers…you get the point the race to
abolish the severity of this “pandemic”, well Donald Jongthong Trump wins! And
for real, “We the People” so divided are either suffering from constipation or
diarrhea. And that may tip the scale, pushing the COvid into back-burner hibernation.
But wake up, as nobody wins this “race race”. NO not a double-take, just double
jeopardy. But if the U.S. Senate remains under control of the Confederates, with
the likelihood the Democratic seizure of the Oval Office, well Eunuch-in-Chief
is all that vote for Joe Bidden will be worth - a nothing burger for our
Founding Fathers’ Democracy. Look, we learned it all in kindergarten, “divided
we fall and divided we fail.” So since there is still no good news this “pandemic”
and I don’t give a rat’s ass about the “swamp” that has not been drained and
will not be drained as “Term Limits” was just a suggestion when we were so
close to “RESPECT” and pulling that “drain plug”, I tuned out the election and
the Madding “Madcow” Crowd! Yes indeed found something more deserving my Patriotism,
turned on into something worthwhile and more appropriate for this day before,
Bob Dylan telling us the truth - we are a messed up society in political
reasoning. In simple town, “it is what it is” Trump’s famous last words finds a
subliminal message that being “Murder Most Foul”. But my challenge still, as I
have tested something that works regardless the Republic’s DEMOCRACY under
attack by a Moron coalition. It is called “10-Smiles Many Miles”. I make
contact to 10-individuals all walks of life during my day. It means initiating communications
with a Simple Simon wave and a smile. Guess what, there is NO DIVIDE! Which
means we have still the Patriotic wherewithal to be “Together Again”! So my
take, give the Fucking Moron 4-more years to see if he really has it in him to
get US out of this COvid stranglehold and can he really empty the swamp? I mean
with his 1st Term as that “Wreck-it Ralph”, at least he should honor that
sworn-to-oath between-the-sheets guarantee. And we cannot get our money back! In the meantime, for real that Dr. Atlas went
on Putin TV and said the CIA MKUltra experiment was working, that Donald Trump
was approaching the “Manchurian Primate”? And for real Melania is a Russian
SPY? It is all starting to add up and all we have left is a smile - for eachother
and that is the best our VOTE in worth!
Sunday, November 1, 2020
Murder Most Foul - Revisted
March 27th, 2020 - Bob Dylan released his longest take on all things considered and is quoted: “It is what it is, and it’s murder most foul” and many believe this song titled “Murder Most Foul” is Dylan’s take on the Covid crisis.
July 28th, same
year - 123 days later, Donald Trump in an interview is quoted: “It is
what it is, they are dying that is true” when asked about his responsibility
lacking and losing control of the “pandemic”.
Rub-a-dub-dub, it's a
murder most foul…
Saturday, October 31, 2020
WOW, STOP the VOTE!
Murder Most Foul - did Fred Christ Trump initiate the November ’63 assassination of John F. Kennedy?
BUMMING AROUND - 007
Sean
does a jig with a Willie Nelson gig...
Got an
old slauch hat got my roll on my shoulder
I'm as
free as the breeze and I'll do as I please just a bummin' around
Got a million friends don't feel any older
Got nothing to lose not even the blues just a bummin' around
Whenever
worries start to botherin' me
Well I grab my coat my old slauch hat hit the trail again you see
I ain't got a dime don't care where I'm goin'
I Got nothing to lose not even the blues just a bummin' around
Whenever worries start to botherin' me...
Songwriters: Fisher
Thursday, October 29, 2020
Joe Wilson "YOU LIE" Award - Brett Kavanaugh
Supreme Court
of the
United States
To the person(s) and or “Clerk
of the Court” and or “Merits Clerk” duly authorized to receive this FAX:
* For Brett Kavanaugh’s EYES ONLY *
WARNING: Do Not Destroy, to be delivered to Brett
Kavanaugh for his eyes only!
Jurisprudence Disgrace
Brett Kavanaugh is a “Jurisprudence
Disgrace”. NO, don’t blame it on a “simple excuse in error” as you were
supposed to learn all about that “opine in accuracy” in the beginning semester
of law school. Maybe Trump University was not what the billboard advertised. The fact that you were forced to “tweak” an
opine so close to a very controversial presidential election, this is a
disgrace to the High Court’s “mission statement” and you should resign
immediately. And your colleagues, those better suited and well versed
in how a sitting Supreme Court Justice should “act”, they are saying this correction
of error is a rare occurrence, to witness a sitting justice make a mistake on
an opine then have to retreat, to “retract” away that “mistake”. This is why
innocence victims of an overzealous court get locked up in prison for no crimes
committed, haste makes waste and in your court it is…well we see more and more eroding
away of what Antonin Scalia warned us about - a court with no direction home. Your
conservative diarrhea in agenda is in the “majority”, and you still have no
guiding light what is right. Yes, nothing short a “Disgrace”! There is NO
EXCUSE this “tweaking”, there is NO sympathy for this devilish agenda, to try
in vain to but for satisfy the Fucking Moron your only fascination
- paying back Daddy Whorebucks. There is NO turning back, as you are turning
your back and my dad calls that a “Turncoat”. I had high hopes you would place
aside “politics”, even though you were far from the “Peoples” choice a
job-for-life with no accountability. Yet now “We the People” are seeing the “True”
Brett Kavanaugh in the eyes of a Supreme Being Court in “Superiority” seize the
moment by making gross inexcusable errors of judgement, well we are in the
midst of the Court Jesters. I guess Bob Dylan was right, “the circus is in town”.
When the credibility of your court is under attack because you have forsaken
the oath, “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” is under attack and may the “Best Man” win!
And here is my take, my “Citizen Cane” opine your “Simple Simon Mistake”: You
sold away your ego, and will do anything and everything to satisfy your altar-ego,
which belongs to your Fucking Moronism ideals as your “Independence” is
strangled by a puss-head vagrant living in the White House - that is a genuine criminal
act the way he evades the truth, evades taxation, evades a woman’s rights and
you strive to be like him? It’s like being a Eunuch! Dear Brett, reprimand means
resignation, as you have committed the most heinous of malpractice malfeasance acts.
To NOT resign, it means this High Court is no longer discretionable on its own “merits
& accord” but obligated to “Divide” even more a once Great Nation. And this
is what the headlines are broadcasting, in calling your bluff:
“It's a
rare public correction by a justice that comes as the court is facing multiple
appeals on voting access and mail-in ballots in the days before the
presidential election. Kavanaugh's error came Monday night, when the
court rejected a Democratic bid to allow Wisconsin to count ballots returned up
to six days after Election Day. Kavanaugh wrote a concurring opinion that
cited Vermont as a state that hadn't made changes to its "ordinary
election rules."
Yes, a sitting justice “in
error”! I hope that by the COB today you have resigned, as this is the hole in
the “damn” dam and we are tired of “finger fucking” relief! When will it sink
in, that “lying” is the most Un-Patriotic practise…it ruins the justice system
and your participation lends a helping hand and not what the Founding Fathers’
envisioned. And don’t go nauseated my language, we are at a critical juncture
words matter! But, I will take credit in teaching my kids that you will go down
as the first Supreme Court justice in my time that, well it was a lie because you
knew better, but with a “liar” covering your back what else would we expect as
it is like a cancer it grows in a “like father like son” gang rape cover. Just
remember, October 28th, the day the music of justice died! And NO, I
did not address you as the “Honorable”, as what “Honor” is there? Kavanaugh’s
ERROR, a divide by zero result and hope you enjoy your knew title!
Respectfully Submitted with NO RESPECT by Sir Stugots Scoreggia nella mia testa
FAX’d to SCOTUS at (202)
479-3204 on October 29, 2020.
PS: Brett, if you get off your
Eunuch binge, please contact as I am open to retract my opine “your error in
judgement” if you have something worthwhile to offer and I can digest with
confidence.
Wednesday, October 28, 2020
Constitutional Fortitude Forfeiture
With all the upheaval about
this and about that what is supposed to define with refine the Founding Fathers’
madness behind the U.S. Constitution, why is it we still have not a clue? Why
is it we still scratch the nogg’n trying to think out loud what it all means. And
how come this “WTF” moment upon the “Supreme Law” of the land enabled by the “Committee
of Eleven” in mystery, why so it comes out of the woodwork when we have not the
time to waste repurposing our knowledge base, like during an election? And for
real, to think a compromised U.S. Supreme Court should have a final say? Nay Nay
said the Town Crier. Remember the “hanging
chad”, that was how many years ago and we still have no idea how an American
presidential election turned erection like today is supposed to work. And
because we as a nation find such weakness in an election in chaos…OK, for years
what was behind this “road map” to Democracy securing “My Country ‘Tis of Thee”
in liberty this “Republic”, no doubt it was based on an honor system, actions
deployed by both sides of the isle what was best for all walks of life “We the
People” are created equal - don’t laugh, at least we were getting there at a snail’s
pace things take time. Then came the Trump Dysentery Dynasty to divide and
conquer, and talk about disrupting “Tranquility”. But maybe this was good in
respect to a way overdue response to figure out what it all means in time, as
it was not draining the swamp but “aiding and abetting” the enemy - the latter
defined as that fact we have not an understanding of the U.S. Constitution and
that will destroy US! And maybe for once we may have to dedicate a Patriotic wherewithal
to decipher what is inherent in between the lines of that “political bible”,
that heritage handed down through the generations. So I have one question on that
Constitution, something that has been a bone(r) of contention my understanding
since I was of age to walk and chew gum at the same time, I meant of age to drive
and vote and an obligation to study and understand “civics” in efforts to
graduate from high-school.
Accordingly:
Section 2. [HOUSE]
No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have
attained to the age of twenty five Years.
Section 3. [SENATE]
No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to
the age of thirty Years.
So my question, why in hell the “age difference”?
Because our Senators were supposed to be “more mature”
and the reason I am laughing and crying at the same time!
Tuesday, October 27, 2020
Monday, October 26, 2020
John Lennon's Day in Court
Here is the acceptance oath
that Clarence Thomas will administer to Amy Cootie Barrett and applauded by the
51 Senile GOOP Senators that approved the oath. In marking the end of an era with “woman”
like Ruth Bader Ginsburg that were “Independent” with opines from the jurisprudence of the High Court and not under the influence of "Deep Throating":
Amy Cootie Barrett, raise your right hand and repeat after me...
Woman
is the nigger of the world
Yes she is, think about it
Woman is the nigger of the world
Think about it, do something about it
We make
her paint her face and dance
If she won't be a slave, we say that she don't love us
If she's real, we say she's trying to be a man
While putting her down we pretend that she is above us
Woman is the nigger of the world, yes she is
If you don't believe me take a look to the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slaves
Ah yeah, better scream about it
We make her bear and raise our children
And then we leave her flat for being a fat old mother hen
We tell her home is the only place she should be
Then we complain that she's too unworldly to be our friend
Woman is the nigger of the world, yes she is
If you don't believe me take a look to the one you're with
Oh woman is the slave to the slaves
Yeah, alright
We
insult her everyday on TV
And wonder why she has no guts or confidence
When she's young we kill her will to be free
While telling her not to be so smart we put her down for being so dumb
Woman is the nigger of the world, yes she is
If you don't believe me take a look to the one you're with
Woman is the slave to the slaves
Yes she is, if you believe me, you better scream about it
We make
her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
*****
I guess it's the U.S. vs. John Lennon on Appeal!
Sunday, October 25, 2020
Obama’s AMAZING GRACE
ATTENTION: Commander on the Bridge!
THANK YOU BARACK
OBAMA. No, not for your recent on-the-stump speech chastising
a Fucking Moron, but let’s go back in time to something you did as the 44th
that has made this COvid pandemic somewhat tolerable and allowed the economy to
continue advancing. Had the latter suffered, we would be facing a Great Depression!
A tribute long overdue, you Sir so deserving of praise this endeavor that is
paramount “We the People” in success so far, during these trying times. Too bad
the Office of the Presidency is today “For Sale”, taken over by a “vagrant” a
True Grit Commander-in-Chief MIA. An idiot that believes placing Americans in “harm’s
way” is the ultimate in playground bullying.
How does it feel, the
realization that you will be remembered as the “Last American President”? But
you were there for us then and today your steadfast resolve lingers, praytell! Matter
of fact, this crystal ball into the future that you demonstrated back in 2009,
well it is many, many more times above and beyond what the Moron has done in
his only honorable category, that being “Northing” his lethargic legacy! You
only are deserving of the credit behind this “gift of gab” you gave us, and it
is paying off today sea to shining sea. “Can you hear me now”? And “Can you see
me now”? You never once disenfranchised any State of the Union based on
political siding, THANK YOU, your shining bright star in PATRIOTISM. And how we
suffer today even more in image, in not having a First Lady’s presence in the
Rose Garden!
In 2009, following the
trashing of the White House by Dick Cheney and Friends while Dubya was asleep
at the wheel of misfortune and the fallout a dysfunctional administration,
letting down the guard allowed for the economy to climb into hibernation, an overnight
sensation planned for January of the year you were to be ordained as the 44th
United States President of these United States. We all remember the horror, as it
was a planned attack, let the economy spiral out of control, an auguring into
ground zero. That said, you had no time to lose sleep as you had a major
undertaking to get this Nation sea to shining sea back on track, with DEMOCARCY
still sailing strong. The attempt by the GOP failed, and here we are today, pay
back is a bitch! And of course the Fucking Moron and his administration ran
away on those coat-tails you took action upon blessed in concrete, it was your
design that was the energizer bunny raising Old Glory, it keeps on giving like
that U.S. Forever stamp of approval. Even long lasting after you had sailed
away as this Nation’s greatest ever of U.S. Presidents. And this plan you
proposed, it was bi-partisan as every damn American enjoyed the fruits of that
labor - we live to tell about it today. But even though many have forgotten
what was behind the greatest bail-out of record, today finds time to at least
back track on one all important aspect of your American Reinvestment and Recovery
Act. And of course, credit to your vice Joe for backing your plan of attack. Probably
at the time, this one particular aspect of that legislation that I hone in upon
today, it was the least likely to gain attention. It was a something before
its time so did not sink in the importance of why you thought back then it was
time to invest, in the “network” through a major undertaking rebuilding that “Can
you hear me now” infrastructure.
“Broadband
infrastructure refers to networks of deployed telecommunications equipment and
technologies necessary to provide high-speed Internet access and other advanced
telecommunications services for private homes, businesses, commercial
establishments, schools, and public institutions. In the United States,
broadband infrastructure is constructed, operated, and maintained primarily by
the private sector, including telephone, cable, satellite, wireless, and other
information technology companies. Currently deployed broadband technologies
include cable modem, DSL (copper wire), wireless systems (mobile and fixed),
fiber, and satellite. Although broadband is deployed by private sector
providers, federal and state regulation of the telecommunications industry as
well as government financial assistance programs can have a significant impact
on private sector decisions to invest in and deploy broadband infrastructure,
particularly in underserved and unserved areas of the nation.”
The American Recovery and
Reinvestment Act provided $7.2 billion primarily for broadband grant
programs! It gave us a “fiber linked backbone” from that sea to shining sea
domain.
Back then, little did we
realize the possibility of a world-wide pandemic that would close-up shop and
send people home as a safeguard. And when the Moron invaded the “peace and
tranquility” of this Nation’s wherewithal, why worry about vaccine research as
it “will go away” was the fascination. Then it hit! IMAGINE, mind you, if with
this COvid menace we were just starting to realize that the backbone
infrastructure in networking could not support a pandemic wherein droves of
Americans would be forced to work from “home”. Wherein our children would find
remote schooling, wherein college would be also “home based” and the reason
some of the Hi-Tech “zoom chats” are realizing 3000% influx in stock values. What
bottleneck?
It is all because of Barack
Obama, and not to forget to give Joe Biden credit for being Barack’s right-hand
man at the time “We the People” were in dire straits and a plan of survival was
hatched. The reason the economy and the stock markets continue to evade the COvid,
it is because in some respect it is business as usual due the fact the “backbone”
was in place to handle this new business model. Sad, when we have a Moron that
doesn’t have a “backbone” to begin with, evolutionary flaw?
Anyhow, back in 2009 when
the ARRA was “sworn to duty” with “transparency”, I had no idea why this
funding for that “backbone” was so important and questioned why Uncle Sam was
catering to the Hi-Tech communications industry, the latter afraid to go it
their own and could then use hard earned Taxpayer $loot$ to force the upgrades
for that reliable & viable “network”, now I know why. And today, even with
a humongous data sharing load because we have changed our ways and means in
communicating, from sea to shining sea we see it working. This would not have
been possible without that ARRA funding and someone with a “vision” all things
considered!
Dear Barack, one more time, “We
the People” need an “Amazing Grace” lecture.
Saturday, October 24, 2020
Friday, October 23, 2020
Wednesday, October 21, 2020
Monday, October 19, 2020
I'm a "Poll Watcher"!
Sunday, October 18, 2020
Donald Trump’s Tax Sham(e)
Wow, so Donald Trump may have entered into an OIC “Offer
in Compromise” with the Internal Revenue Service, following his election as the
45th in 2016! That program is meant for a small fraction of the taxpayer
base - those in debt to Uncle Sam’s Treasury and due circumstances(lame
excuses) are unable to pay up before the 10-year statute of limitations
expires, thus limiting the jurisprudence of the collection police. Yes, time
and money for expensive tax attorneys can get that tax burden erased for good. But
don’t hold your breath, as less then 1% of hard-working wage-earning people get
to play this OIC game. The fact that a Trump vs. Taxman OIC may be in place,
well that was my take-away from the NBC Town Hall the other night wherein he
admitted to paying his estimated tax on income, according to his accountants “Divide
by Zero” calculations. And if indeed he is “broke”, well the way the IRS works
in slow motion the other creditors will be first in-line to get blood out of the
“Tower” turnip. So after years and years of unsettled “give and take” with the Revenue
Police, Trump’s tax difficulties were circumvented by the IRS accepting a plea
bargain flea bargain “Offer in Compromise” in dismissal, based on the fact that
as a sitting U.S. President it was best for national interest and security. That
position gave him that opportunity, maybe the only reason he ran for the
Commander-in-Chief, I meant “Thief”! The offer came about during the 2015 campaign,
that if Trump won the election he would abide by the offer. The IRS did not
entertain he would win, he did so the offer was solidified. In the offer, Trump
offered to forgo his Presidential salary as income, wherein the offer to erase
years and years of fraudulent tax returns found the concept of a “Goodwill”
acceptance to find closure a long drawn-out battle royale, by Donald offering
up his salary as collateral in a donation solution scheme…OK, sham, shame, scam.
Since the election, Trump has provided quarterly transfer of income through
personalized checks in the amount of $100000 to varying government entities,
like the National Park Service, HHS, Department of Education, Veterans Administration,
Small Business Administration…the list goes on. This “transfer” due the fact he
still gets a paycheck, courtesy of Uncle Sam. The “Transfer” fulfills the IRS “Offer”.
Anybody who has delt with the IRS and been offered such a compromise as a last
ditch effort before the cuffs, it means the IRS won and offers up a fine, that
amounts to pennies-on-the-dollar so it can close the books and move on to greener
pastures. The “Offer” allows the IRS to claim victory, in pittance collection
pity. The only thing, you cannot get yourself in tax trouble again! Else, well
the cuffs then become a reality. So the Fucking Moron is in the clear. Now with
$400000 being sent yearly for the last 4-years as charity to Uncle Sam, it
amounts to paying back the Treasury a humongous delinquency in theory. Now as
an “Offer In Compromise” based on how that IRS program works, it means that Mr.
Trump and his Tower may have been behind in taxes…drum roll please, in excess
of $148-Million! But what we don’t know? How many years of his taxes were under
surveillance, how many years in question were thrown-out due the “Offer” as
this program is more of an effort to load off problematic taxpayers - in hopes
there is a lesson’s learned. So at least it allows some semblance how the
wealthy can well…screw US all! Vote for a Tax Cheat?
Saturday, October 17, 2020
Trump Releases TAX Settlement
Wow, so Donald Trump may have entered into an “Offer
in Compromise” with the Internal Revenue Service, following his election as the
45th in 2016! That was my take-away from the NBC Town Hall the other
night. After years and years of unsettled “give and take” with the Revenue
Police, Trump’s tax difficulties were circumvented by the IRS accepting a plea
bargain called an “Offer in Compromise” dismissal, based on the fact that as a
sitting U.S. President it was best for national interest and security. The
offer came about during the 2015 campaign, that if Trump won the election he
would abide by the offer. The IRS did not entertain he would win, he did so the
offer was solidified. In the offer, Trump offered to forgo his Presidential
salary as income, wherein the offer to erase years and years of fraudulent tax
returns found the concept of a “Goodwill” acceptance to find closure a long
drawn-out battle royale, by Donald offering up his salary as collateral in a donation
solution scheme. Since the election, Trump has provided quarterly transfer of
income through personalized checks in the amount of $100000 to varying
government entities, like the National Park Service, HHS, Department of
Education, Veterans Administration, Small Business Administration…the list goes
on. This “transfer” due the fact he still gets a paycheck, courtesy of Uncle
Sam. The “Transfer” fulfills the IRS “Offer”. Anybody who has delt with the IRS
and been offered such a compromise as a last ditch effort before the cuffs, it
means the IRS won and offers up a fine, that amounts to pennies-on-the-dollar
so it can close the books and move on to greener pastures. The only thing, you
cannot get yourself in tax trouble again! Else, well the cuffs then become a
reality. So the Fucking Moron is in the clear. Now with $400000 being sent yearly
for the last 4-years as charity to Uncle Sam, it amounts to paying back the
Treasury a humongous delinquency in theory. Now as an “Offer In Compromise”
based on how that IRS program works, it means that Mr. Trump and his Tower may
have been behind in taxes…drum roll please, in excess of $148-Million! But what
we don’t know? How many years of his taxes were under surveillance, how many
years in question were thrown-out due the “Offer” as this program is more of an
effort to load off problematic taxpayers - in hopes there is a lesson’s
learned. So at least it allows some semblance how the wealthy can well…screw US
all and with "power" stewball the horse before the carriage!
Friday, October 16, 2020
Thursday, October 15, 2020
Trump vs. Biden
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows)
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity)
Don't you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying
Climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo
Joob, joob, jooba
Jooba, jooba, jooba
Joob, jooba
Joob, jooba
Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Thou hast slain me
Villain, take my purse
If I ever
Bury my body
The letters which though find'st about me
To Edmund Earl of Gloucester
Seek him out upon the British Party
O untimely death
I know thee well
A serviceable villain, as duteous to the vices of thy mistress
As badness would desire
What, is is he dead?
Sit you down, Father, rest you