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BIG PHONY TITS NEWS ALERT
 – Wednesday December 13, 2017

“Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And somebody spoke and I went into a…

NO MOORE ROY!

Ding Dong the Hate is Dead…The Roy Moore and Donald John Trump PERVERT Tag Team failed to score a victory in Alabama’s Senate race. It was not supposed to be such a close call race, wherein a Democrat won by challenging a Rikishi Fatu Stinkface platform. Trump backed this platform! What was forecast as an easy victory for Moore went whacky, as many of Moore’s supporters played out their lemming like instincts, and instead of casting a vote for Moore, followed instructions from another prominent Republican Senator by exercising a write-in because that would prevent any Russian interference. Somebody named Sassy received many of Moore’s votes and now the Moore campaign is calling for a recount and trying to secure those “Sassy” votes in the GOP count.

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MY MIND IS IN THE GUTTER – Fake News ALERT

Donald John Trump must be getting desperate, he has applied for the following job. Qualifications: A president with a record of calling a U.S. Senator a whore, and unfit to clean toilets in Obama's presidential library or to shine George W. Bush's shoes.

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