Monday, September 29, 2014

Just In


IRAQ leader Saddam Hussein has deployed “Chemical Weapons” to halt the flow of ISIS insurgents invading IRAQ's border through Syria. News reports give indications that a "Yellow" cake like dispersant released a testosterone chemical that caused the rebels to have erections lasting longer then 4-hours followed by explosive diarrhea and then constipation – making the ISIS front retreat.


 "I give dem hard ones, ha, ha. To bad the constipated one, that Dick Cheney didn't get some of my yellow cake"

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