EVOO

Early Voting by Order of the Orangutan(EVOO), a "Think Tank" organization with special publishing rights and privileges, it has published the following statistics. With early voting, write-ins are outracing the Obama & Bidden ticket and dramatically outracing any chance of a Romney & Ryan ticket win. As of 12am this day the write-ins leading the contest are as follows:

Phineas J. Whoopee & Chumley 38% (Write-in Candidacy)

Chris Christie & Ronald McDonald 16% (Write-in Candidacy)

Obama & Bidden 34%

Romney & Ryan 12%

The “write-in” vote accounts for 54% of the “legally published” early voting count so far, which makes it possible that the state electors may be faced with a dilemma as the “Write-ins” could cause the electoral votes to be shy the 270 required by the Constitution, by the “non” write-in votes cast. And since Congress is AWOL, the back-up plan could prove to be a ways and means to corruptness. Stay tuned, as EVOO will be broadcasting an interview with Tennesseee Tuxedo, the Whoopee & Chumley for President campaign manager, as too why this ticket is gaining ground in the 2012 presidential election.