What Global Warming?

OK, there is a whole lot of imbeciles out there that don't believe in “Global Warming” but at the same time believe Eric Cantor is NOT related to Sarah Palin, even though if one were too place a “Big Hairdo” wig on Cantor, there would be a credible resemblance – and no brains in both cases. Now if you are blind to this “Global Warming” issue and consider it a nuisance, how about something a little less offensive. What about “Global Warning”? Just recently I discovered two indicators of something terribly wrong with the way nature is behaving, like a credible warning. I let dandelions grow wild in my backyard here in Anchorage, but to my surprise this season nature appears to be on steroids in the “Lion” kingdom. Over the years I have noticed size increases in this flower, but this year saw an exponential and out of control size increase. This must be a warning. And take a look at these moose, mother and child. Now I have heard of albino moose, but green hulk like ungulates?