Rush Hospitalized!

After hearing that U.S. President Barack Obama was the recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize, Rush was rushed to an undisclosed hospital location after complaining of groin pain. His condition remains cautious, but it appears he was kicked back pretty hard. Word just in: Glenn Beck was found un-conscious, authority’s think it was a suicide attempt in a tub of tea! And rumor coming into news central is that Sean Hannity had known about the prize from a leak and was aboard that rocket that crashed into the moon. And this just in: Bill O’Reilly was seen signing up for Yoga at a local private studio. And the best, when Ann Coulter found out about the prize, she raced over to FOX, but forgot her makeup, and security arrested her for trying to impersonate a dumb blond. And MSNBC's David Gregory shows his true selve worth, as a FOX spy! Wow, headline news, this is more jolting then a Richter 8 quake. Stay tuned, as things are about to get interesting.