PJW Raw Poll - October 11, 2008

PJW Raw Poll – October 11, 2008

Moms who believe Sarah Palin resembles that “Mean Girl” from High School: 5,256,987

High School girls who have been abused by Sarah look-alikes and Sarah wannabes: 1,656,285

Union workers who know Todd Palin isn’t really a Union supporter:
10,323,124

Voters who believe Sarah Palin would drive around without placing Trig in a car seat: 9,234,546

Men who have had nightmares while performing sex when their wife starts to act like Sarah: Tilt!

Voters who believe Meg Stapleton is related to Hitler.
345,013

PJW operates a “Timed Poll” wherein participants can answer important questions during a timed interval. It is a completely bi-partisan poll, wherein “partisan” is defined as guerrilla fighters. PJW, a.k.a. Phineus J. Whoopee, uses the 3DBB to arrive at statistical convergence results that provide an accurate rendition of the true results had all registered voters been asked the same questions. The accuracy of this poll is >100% and the margin of error doesn’t exist as the 3DBB filters out any and all error.