Adult Supervised Stupidity

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Merlin the Magician

NO, NO, NO! We must just say NO! Bill Clinton is out and about already campaigning for his wife, as there exists today amongst us an enemy, a voter faction that believes Hillary is fit to sit where bill once sat with Monica on his lap. Must we go where no rational nation should go, beyond that town in Texas missing an idiot? When is enough truly enough. No I cannot forget what Bill did to the “Office”, turned it into a “Red Light” district then when he was evicted, Bush turned it into the Awful Office. But enough on what Dubya did when in that office and attached to puppet strings, as there exists enough evidence that it was the “Clinton Clan” that ruined that office forever. To those yelling out loud give Hillary a chance, NO! Look we must not forget what was behind Operation Merlin, when Bill must have gone sidetracked away from his duties as president for more important Monica enjoyment. Back when Bill was smiling – because Hillary was at home and Monica was allowed to roam – there came the famous but now forgotten Operation Merlin, which backfired and today is allowing Iran to have at its disposal a nuclear weapon. Iran has that weapon of mass destruction, no doubt about it, as Operation Merlin was a project that was supposed to supply the Iranian nuclear scientists with a bomb design, blueprints and all but with a hitch of a glitch. The project was supposed to deliver a “flawed” design, it did until the scientist that created the “bomb trigger” went to work for guess who, the Iranians and knew about the flaws and so corrected those flaws – for a price. See, now that scientist is free and clear, as he didn't supply the blueprints of destruction, Bill Clinton did, and all that scientist was doing was fixing things in fear he would be called out for the “flaws” and placed on the Iranian intelligence hit list! But it was a plan that had “backfire” written all over it from its inception and today we realize that it allowed the Iranians to move forward exponentially to achieve the goal of owning a bomb. It was like giving a 3^rd world country a car without a steering wheel, just go on E-bay and you can get anything you need. In fact, maybe the CIA should post the blueprints for Operation Merlin on DIY! But because of this flawed plan which is indeed a dereliction of duty unbecoming a United States President, if we wake up tomorrow morning and find that half of the middle east has been melted and turned into glass, we can thank Bill. This should not be forgotten, as it will have dire consequences as the fuse for nuclear annililation in that region of the world is smoldering. In fact, the “Nuclear Clock” for that conflict has been stuck shy of high-noon, like the battery is warn out! So today we pay and pray. See, that rogue nation has the “bomb” courtesy Bill Clinton so we pay dearly to the Israeli government, to at least try to hold off on a first strike option, as things have changed now that Iran has the capability to seek revenge with equal destruction upon Israel, which at one time held superior power in that neck of the woods. At the same time we pray that Iran doesn't hit the launch button. Yes, we are paying out handsomly for Bill being derelict and allowing the “Operation Merlin” to set in motion a course of destruction ahead of its time. Take this into consideration when you think aboust casting a vote for Hillary, as to take a naïve approach is like siding with the enemny! So we cannot have anybody affiliated with the “Clinton Clan” get anywheres near the White House. Now when Obama picked Hillary for the Secretary of State, at first glance I thought that was acceptable, as a pay back for allowing Obama to prove he was a better leftist candidate during the 2012 debates. But it looks as though that plan has also backfired, as Hillary in her role has been blaming the Bush administration for allowing Iran to achieve the goal of owning the “bomb”, in defense of her husband as anything “negative” that can be assigned to Bill, it drastically affects Hillary's chance at the 2016 race already in focus. With that said, we must ask ourselves, was Hillary's silence the reason and attempts to place blame where blame was not due turned out to be golden and she now finds a 61% approval rating? From wherein comes this approval is another “Merlin” the Magician” magic wand moment, as it cannot be based out of any credible independent and true to life polling upon those in the know and familiar with the Clinton Clan past! Look, Hillary cannot go to the WH without Bill! And when Bill's “Dream Team” includes Nancy “Rabid Skunk” Pelosi getting back the gavel, am I missing something? No, as it is just more of the same on the beltway and we see yet another fallout of why “Term Limits” is so important. We need a “purge” in who and what is attempting to ruin our present government. And get this, according to scholars well versed in U.S. Constitutional law abiding, even though a sitting President can rule for two terms, it is not supposed to be consecutive terms! Based on the fact simple, as to campaign for a singular party when Commander-in-Chief, it goes against the grain of the Constitution as the President is not supposed to take sides and be “President for All Americans”, yet we let it slide by. Why? Because we as nation have become afraid of what the Constitution really allows, and that is how a nation in the desert is no longer missing a nuclear bomb!

Scott Brown?

A Mr. Scott P. Brown – formally from the state of Massachusetts – has taken up residency in Alaska. Now wait just a minute. Could it be, could it really be the one and only “Scott Brown” who was until recently a United States Senator and Tea-Party magnate and and coming to Alaska for political reasons, to unseat Mark Begich? Makes sense, as Joe Miller has not a chance and Brown would be one to put up a good fight against Mark. In fact, kiss your you know what goodbye Mark, as this is how the GOP is orchestrating a takeover!

REPOST

Palin is Toilet Toast

*REPOST – due popular demand the “Fringe”*

Now that Sarah Palin has cut ties with the FOX, her only outlet appears to be the gay bashers network found at Breitbart News! Wow, what a success story! Let's tally it up. Failed as state of Alaska governor – for quitting. Failed as vice-presidential candatie teaming up with an already failed John “I'm a Black prisoner” McCain – strike two! Even failed as a FOX gold-digger and that is hard to fail at. Her legacy? “This Page Intentionally Left Blank”. Better yet, buy one of those Palin cookie cutters available at the Alaskan GOP web site and with a piece of burnt toast, what a target to piss on! Honestly, the best way to get young kids to hit the tiddy-bowl target, Palin toast!

Dear Martha Stewart

Dear Martha Stewart;

We need your help. We need a “good cook” - almost said crook - to run against Hillary as it is believed she will make a run for the bold in 2016. See, it is acknowledged that there exists the correct ingredients in that “House on the Hill”, but there isn't anybody around to step up and chef up that correct recipe for success, so we end up with all kinds of baked good attempt failures – some not even fit for consumption even if starving! And since you came in 2^nd in the Stoned Soup's Admirable Women of 2012, you have way more clout then does Mrs. Poindexter – I mean Hillary. It's those glasses, you must be laughing too! Is she trying to look like the “Naughty Librarian”, and that role is already taken by C.E. Cup. Look, I am not a “Clinton” fan, as when we look back in history we will see that the office of the President started going downhill when Monica was let in the back-door. And when that door was left open, in came the Bush dysentery dynasty - so at least with Obama there is some semblance of honesty getting its foot back in to reclaim what it means to be owner of the “Oval” office. So we cannot let the “Clinton Clan” back into power, as it will be more of the same. See, Bill turned it into the Oval orifice and with Bush, the Awful Office! And since then, well it appears that there is a creepy crawler spell cast down upon those that enter that domain. See, back when Bill was frolicking naked with the enemy, Hillary should have booted the bum out - then she would have become “Queen” of the Oval Orifice. So she blew it in my book. Back then, had she kicked Bill out into the streets, I would have voted to let her be “Queen for the Stay”. But not now. So please take it under consideration to throw your name in the arena, to run for President of the United States. And just think, you could have the following as a theme song:

Martha: A-hmm. Today's special is “Living” Soul Stew.
We sell so much of this, people wonder what we put in it.
Well, we're gonna tell ya right now.
Hmm-hmm. Gimme about a half a teacup of bass.
Now, I need a pound of fatback drums.
Now, gimme four tablespoons of boilin' Springfield guitar;
This is gonna taste alright.
Hmm. Delicious.
Mmm. Now just a little pinch of organ.
Now, gimme half a pint of horn.
Place on the burner, and bring to a boil.
Yep. That's it, that's it, that's it, right there.
Now beat. Well, take it Martha.
Ooh. Thank you.
Mmm. Now, let's take it on home,
'Cause we gotta go home.
That's my girl.

Song/lyrics courtesy King Curtis' Memphis Soul Stew

Palin Toilet Toast – Info

Sorry fans, but I do not sell the Palin cookie cutter design that one can use to make the “for the times” famous toilet training figurine, from left-over burnt toast. And I understand that the Alaska GOP has run short the cutters. But I am in negotiations with Martha Stewart “Living” and Williams & Sonoma, as a supplier of this much sought after item of interest from moms trying to party train their young children and as an introduction into the “true” McCain-Palin political arena – a.k.a. toilet bowl!

Susan Butcher Petition

This is an update to the “Petition” to rename the Ted Stevens International Airport located in Anchorage, Alaska to that of a “True” Alaskan Hero, namely changing the name to honor Susan Butcher and forever taking away its current name holder, a disgrace to Alaska. To date, the petition has received well over 550000 signatures! But due the fact that many “outsiders” want the name changed, we are taking time to make sure only “Qualified” Alaskans are so named on the petition before it gets sent to Juneau. There has come an over-whelming response and support for this “Petition”, as Susan had a world-wide fan-club and was an honest Alaskan that deserves what this petition has set out to do. We are hoping that the “Petition” can be delivered soon and we already have a date set before the state legislatures to here out this petition and its merits and so far we see no road-blocks to the name change. Thanks for the support in honor of this true Alaskan hero!