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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Ted, MoanaLisa & Don


I guess I went complacent, when the Congress passed this Public Law “crap” back in 2005, under the disguise of the 109th Congress which included Uncle Ted Stevens, MoanaLisa MurCowpie and Don Young. Yes “Public Law” under the disguise of disgust, as Congress is supposed to work for the people, not against the people and this legislation was definitely out-to-lunch with respect to whom they arrive in DC to represent. Even though the “corporation is a person”, how come that bonafide person's vote appears to have more staying power then my little old vote? Better said, how come the entire cast of crooks caving into the “corporation” haven't been arrested as of yet? How many dysfunctional Congresses must “We the People” endure while bitting thy tongs before we get the point? Mark Twain was right on, they should all be incarcerated and that was way back when the Congress had an approval rating heading into the ground – today it reeks of a dust bowl and we are all refuges! NO, that approval rating cannot go any lower! I would be embarrassed to have a name tag of Senator or Congressmen. See, we may have become complacent to our own detriment back then - especially when we gave up hope while Dubya was at the helm and due the fact that he was a disgrace and didn't represent America - so we ran for cover while that town in Texas continued to realize it was missing an idiot! No wonder Dumb George cannot yet write any worthwhile memoirs, as there are none that deserve to be in print. Maybe for comic toilet paper! Yet our derelictions upon what was going down or coming down from an administration that gave not a rat's ass upon anything except incompetence, with an agenda either with us or look out I'll have Dick shoot, shock & awe your face away to oblivion, well that doesn't mean we should have let him do as he so well pleased – to the detriment of this nation's once “good” standing. Even though Bush stole both elections and gained “capital” through the heist, it doesn't mean he could cash it in with more destruction upon the Constitution. If any president should have been challenged as to what country finds his allegiance, Bush made it known that he prefers the desert scene and the “House of Saud” over the significance of Mt. Rushmore. And back then we held the sentiment that in time his reign of incompetence would wan and he would be relieved of duty and we could get on with our lives, in that pursuit to happiness. Bush indeed ruined the true American Spirit and ruined this nation's once good name, now in vain and the number one contender for the likes of a bullseye due in fact that we as a nation find weakness amongst us. When a nation finds such divisiveness, it rings a bell of challenge upon those so destined to wreck havoc. Sure Bush ruined things, as if that were not a true statement then the Tea-Pary would have never been born out of frustration. It was born out of the fact that Bush destroyed this country, or passed legislation that would in time have a devastating effect upon our right to liberty. But back then, my God what the hell were they smoking, as today we find out that the GOP passed the “Protection of Lawful Commerce in Arms Act” and it came to be one of those things we let slip by, and today we see the victims of such legislation. Had it not been for this “Public Law”, the Sandy Hook massacre may have been just a horror movie instead of the real McCoy wherein 6-year old kids looked like they had been engaged in a Vietnam jungle massacre. Now even though Ted Stevens' is dead, and MoanaLisa eunuchized – the female version of euthanasia when a member of the U.S. Senate gets caught in land swindling dealings – the fact that a bill like this could get through the membership and get to the Awful Office, it is mind boggling. And Don Young has always voted for “crap”, so we should have expected that he would side with brain dead lobbyists – injuries sustained from wayward coconuts! See, it will take a long time before we see the total destruction that came from the Bush Dysentery Dynasty, but it is starting to show its ugly face about face! The fact that this one particular bill passed, it boggles the mind of common sense. So thank you Ted, thank you MurCowpie, thank you Don Young, for once again showing the entire human race that you are fools and we fell for your “Trust Me” smile once again and are fools also, for knowing not the truth your ideals and voting you in time after time after time - because we are indeed stupid! Here is a little take as to what went on during the 109th Congress back in 2005, the year in which the NRA made out like bandits through legislation to help promote Armageddon sooner then later, which today has boiled over to our schoolyards:
''If this bill passes, we will silence the voices of victims across the country who have been harmed by gun violence," Senator Jack Reed, Democrat of Rhode Island and chief opponent of the bill, said before the measure was approved. ''If this passes, what incentive will there be for gun dealers to act responsibly?" NONE!
''If this bill passes, we will silence the voices of victims across the country who have been harmed by gun violence," Senator Jack Reed, Democrat of Rhode Island and chief opponent of the bill, said before the measure was approved. ''If this passes, what incentive will there be for gun dealers to act responsibly?" NONE!
Sorry, but it was worth repeating what Reed said back then!
“Democrats offered several amendments to limit the scope of the bill, including a proposal to ban so-called ''cop-killer," armor-piercing bullets as well as a measure to allow law enforcement or the families of children under 16 to sue gun manufacturers. The amendments were all defeated. This legislation is another in a long line of congressional payback to the NRA, to the severe detriment of the safety of the American people. It's a shameless proposal that shields even the most reckless in the gun industry," said Senator Edward M. Kennedy, Democrat of Massachusetts.
So here is what they did when we were to busy trying to bail out our mortgages and working overtime to keep America running, even when on empty:
Protection of Lawful Commerce in Arms Act - (Sec. 3) Prohibits a qualified civil liability action from being brought in any state or federal court against a manufacturer or seller of a firearm, ammunition, or a component of a firearm that has been shipped or transported in interstate or foreign commerce, or against a trade association of such manufacturers or sellers, for damages, punitive damages, injunctive or declaratory relief, abatement, restitution, fines, penalties, or other relief resulting from the criminal or unlawful misuse of a firearm. Requires pending actions to be dismissed. Excludes from such prohibition actions: (1) brought by a directly harmed party against a person who transfers a firearm knowing that it will be used to commit a crime of violence or a drug trafficking crime; (2) brought against a seller for negligent entrustment or negligence per se; (3) in which a manufacturer or seller of a firearm knowingly violated a state or federal statute applicable to the sale or marketing of the firearm and the violation was a proximate cause of the harm for which relief is sought; (4) for breach of contract or warranty in connection with the purchase of the firearm; (5) for death, physical injuries, or property damage resulting directly from a defect in design or manufacture of the firearm when used as intended or in a reasonably foreseeable manner, except that where the discharge was caused by a volitional act that constituted a criminal offense, such act shall be considered the sole proximate cause of any resulting death, personal injuries, or property damage; or (6) commenced by the Attorney General to enforce firearms provisions under the federal criminal code or the Internal Revenue Code. Permits a person under age 17 to recover damages authorized under federal or state law in a civil action that meets specified requirements.
The fact that it even prohibits “a state action”, this is as BIG as “Big Brother” can get! How come they try too fool us? And the fact that they “crapped” on present litigation wherein there could have come fallout upon the “gun running” corporation, talk about dishonoring Americans and the justice system. So maybe it is time for a Congressional Dress Code, and here is what I propose so this sort of thing never happens again:
“It’s safe and effective, used as a general training tool! And the “best” solution for “DOG ANXIETY”! According to the crypt script, “…pressure has an amazing calming effect, used successfully to reduce anxiety for many years for both animals and humans”. It’s a damn strait-jacket called the “ThunderSHIRT” but comes in red and blue, instead of the “white strait-jackets” made famous in old fashion horror movies! Accordingly, it has many uses: For controlling panting, shaking, drooling, whining, hiding, licking and bolting. Wow, amazing it is as the latter “strait-jacket controllable” attributes defines the 109th through the present 113th Congress - finally a suit that fits! Please Mr. Sergeant at Arms, please order 434 of these “strait-jackets” for the U.S. House of Representatives and 100 again for the U.S. Senate and make it a law abiding dress code that any and all members of Congress must abide by or else be held in “Contempt of We the People” and a fine of detention their reward – say a day in the trenches with other American salt of the earth heroes. If the “jacket” can rid Congressional members of drooling, whining, hiding, licking and bolting, maybe it means the “lobby” has been busted and we will once again see “Representation through Taxation” as it is supposed to work, “For the People”, NOT a freebie for the elitist. Then again, it appears that the Federal Judges are already restrained, as they must realize that something has gone terribly wrong with the Congress yet refuse to act! And do not they have the power to act as a “justice militia”, to take hold of this problem and fix it? There must be something out there in the government bureaucracy that was designed to eliminate such injustice from a representative body that gives not a rat's ass that they have an approval rating in the dust, as when we suffer it appears the “Corporation” rallies. Yes there is indeed a remedy of justice, it is called the vote. See, we vote them in time and time again, and we get more of the same for our complacent attitude towards governance. We are lead to believe that we must vote, but voting for incompetence time after time, give US a break. We must begin to exercise that “Right to Vote” with caution, as to vote for more “crap”, well it corrupts the system even more. In courts of law, if somebody is wronging you and you let it go on unabated, the justice will say so what - as your inaction accepted it. And it is no different today with “Our” representation, we let it slide by as we are too busy treading water and they take advantage of that fact. Then when re-election time comes rolling along, they come looking for the sympathy vote and make threats of loosing this and loosing that, and we fall for it. So maybe the “strait-jacket” approach is our only hope, but trying to get Congress in-line to try on a new wardrobe, don't hold your breath, as they would like us all to silently pass away and then they could have one and only one person to answer too, that be the “Corporation” - their ultimate “person” of interest. Bitter? How can we NOT be?

Crazy SHITHEADS


BEWARE, the Crazy SHITHEADS are comin' North. See, now that the Alaska State legislature has bent over to the Cruise Ship industry bent on turning Alaska into a giant toilet bowl, it is time to once again make a “BEWARE” to those that think Alaskan salmon is healthy to eat. With this new legislation that allows bowel discharges into the nearsighted waters along Alaska's coastline, the “crap & piss” that will be discharged into the pristine water-ways will cause the salmon to taste like crap and cause alarming flesh yellowing from the “piss” bathing - science has proven this with the discharges from off Pt. Worzenoff over towards Anchorage. And we can thank MoanaLisa MurCowpie for this legislation, as she has been a fool for the Princess for a long time and finally got her way which is their way or else, all in efforts to pollute the waters wherein cruise ships migrate, which is where the salmon migrate to enter the headwaters of their birthplace to spawn. What a way to go, for years in freedom the wide open and mighty ocean then ending it with a trip through “Cesspool Hell”! Hopefully upon confronting the 1st turd from the Princess, maybe the salmon fleet will turn around and go someplace else, as it appears Russia has stricter polluting laws today then does this state! And Governor Parnell was the driving force behind this “crap”? Now we know to whom he bows down too! I wonder if his wife knows this affair he has with the Cowpie Princess? See, since our delegation failed at overturning Obama, they are trying to pick apart one piece at a time the government so directed to save our ass from “cesspool” legislation, and the EPA is not on their “Be Friendly” initiative. OK I stand corrected, as it isn't only “cesspool wastes” that will cause harm the returning wild salmon stocks. It is the allowance of hazardous chemicals to be freely discharged that will renegotiate the salmons' health and when consumed, it will cause devastation with increases in diseases like Parkinson's, muscular dystrophy and multiple sclerosis. Sue them? Not so easy, as likewise with the gun manufactures finding a “No Liability” clause thanks in part to the Alaska delegation when Ted the thief was still alive, I would bet that the cruise ship industry finds the same immunity hidden deep within some bill sponsored by our very own team of thieves! Didn't we learn our lessons from “Love Canal”? I guess not, especially here in Alaska. So yes, heavy metals like copper along with refrigerants like ammonia will now be allowed to be thrown overboard, because this stuff cannot be economically managed as a serious pollutant, which without such “freedom to pollute” was a threat to the million man tourist march that boarded luxury liners to enjoy Alaska in the comfort of a room with a view and a flushable toilet, an industry that brings very little income to the “Lost Frontier” and leaves behind more then its fair share of pollution. Honestly, it is legislation that takes a turn backwards, using the once upon a time mandate that the “solution to pollution is dilution”, which is totally against what the EPA preaches. But we all know where MoanaLisa stands with respect to the EPA, as she would like to see that agency walk the “plank” as she honestly belives that Congress can do a better job managing air and water quailty permits! Yes, the “Do Nothing Congress” she is affiliated with, to manage pollution? So you can boycott the salmon, or if you are so daring, please hold your nose as you consume that flesh. And if your fingers smell like “crap” along with a lingering “strange taste” upon your palate, then you get my point. See, it is well known that salmon gorge themselves just before that last refrain to head up river, as they know what that means. Once they enter fresh water, the desire to eat runs away. So when these fish are hanging around the bays frequented by the cruise ships allowed to flush, they will eat anything and everything before that big wave from incoming tides pushes them up river to spawn and die. And that is when a whole lot of this fish makes its way onto a hook and into the freezer, during the last hooray. And that “Last Supper” stays with them, as that meal is not wasted but becomes the flesh baster for the tasters! Stay tuned, as this state is headed for the toilet bowl, as we have coming our way new legislation fostered by a delegation that is bent on one all important thing of ineterest, turning Alaska away from the “Last Frontier” to the “Lost Frontier”, or better said, “Alaska, the CessPool State”!

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

I and I


Happy Jah Love Day Nesta!


Monday, February 4, 2013

M. Joseph Sheppard

Hey Joe, here is the picture you requested from a most recent publication in your blog, “A pint size Point of View”. This picture is what the Phineas J. Whoopee 3DBB Time Machine shows with respect to how your presidential candidate will be enjoying retirement, after another loss!



WARNING: Time machines using the 3DBB algorithm have a margin of error equal to that of the unary negation of your candidate's IQ.

Friday, February 1, 2013

Most Admired Women


Stone Soup's Most Admired Women of 2012:

Gabrielle Giffords 41%
Martha Stewart 29%
Michelle Obama 21%
Hillary Clinton 5%
Oprah Winfrey 4%

Palin is Toilet Toast


Now that Sarah Palin has cut ties with the FOX, her only outlet appears to be the gay basher network found at Breitbart News! For those not familiar with the Breitbart, according to its founder the place to go for "villain duplicitous bastard prick special pile of human excrement” type newscasts. Wow, what a success story, Palin's that is! Let's tally it up. Failed as state of Alaska governor – for quitting. Failed as vice-presidential candidate teaming up with an already failed John “I'm a Black prisoner” McCain – strike two! Even failed as a FOX gold-digger and that is hard to beat. Her legacy? “This Page Intentionally Left Blank”. Better yet, buy one of those Palin cookie cutters available at the Alaskan GOP web site and with a piece of burnt toast, easily fabricate a target to piss on! Honestly, the best way to get young kids to hit the tidy-bowl target, Palin toast and upon her demise the political spotlight, a real toast is finally ours to enjoy - Cheers!!!

Scapegoat Time?


What is with this Old Fart's Club – a.k.a. the “Do Nothing Congress”? Yesterday, it was the “Gun Violence” free-for-all hearings. Today the air-waves went polluted while John McCain hosted the “I'm a Bastard” hearings – with respect to Chuck Hagel's nomination as Secretary of Defense. And we just went through the boring John “Forbes” Kerry selection trials, as Hillary Poindexter's replacement in the position as Secretary of State. It's those spectacles, it makes her look like Poindexter – from Felix the Cat! Sure appears to be pay back time, for the Obama Team with these nominations, more power to him! And believe it or not, it was Mitt who had the final say with Kerry, as during the Kerry presidential bid back in 2004, it was Romney's BAIN that was behind the Ketchup Lady's man. But there is something terribly wrong with the 113th Congress that is behind these hearings of low-ball interest. Is it pathetic that the “tail-gating” channels are getting a zillion times more hits then do these current televised Congressional hearings, as matters of other importance rules – it's Super-bowel Weekend! Hey, I gave up on football when Vic was allowed back in the game. But some of us feel differently with respect to priorities and prefer to watchdog for others as others feed the obesity frenzy with this tailgating. So as many eat, others prevail! Look, the 112th Congress was a complete failure, and with that body of government coming into this season's opener with an approval rating lower then that of Dubya and continued dereliction from sea to shining sea with the strong possibility that all hope is a lost cause, have they given up on us like we have given up on them? See, with the “Gun Violence” hearings, I must first admit that I am not a fan of the NRA's Wayne LaPierre, mostly because he appears to be “fringed” upon and influenced in opinions from Alaska's NRA spokesperson of interest, Wayne Anthony Ross – the guy that believes raping one's own wife may be OK and at the same time NOT opposed to taking away the 1st Amendment right from the female race, as he has been quoted with words to the effect that if women were to just shut their orifices, there would be less domestic violence! See, he is an attorney that defends the heavy hand of domestic violence intrusion. If your wife isn't a tramp, just get on the wrong side of Mr. WAR in litigation! So I have been critical upon the NRA “mission”, due no longer a respect upon its true “mission” of hunter safety and what appears to be an agenda taken over by lunatics. Yes, Turd Nuggent is a genuine lunatic and shouldn't even be allowed a pea-shooter! But just the other day, finally I have come to grips to accept some words of advise from the gun lobby. This change came about when LaPierre stood up in front of Congress and went head to head with the heads, he stood his ground when it appears the panel was trying to corner his every bowel movement, during heated deliberations over gun control. This was a special hearing due the massacre at Sandy Hook, when a bunch of 6-year old kids were gunned down – another massacre for the history books. Now I am not in line with what the NRA is preaching these days, and I do not have the answers for the violence we see today behind trigger happy mentalists or see any reason as to why the militia is working overtime on “Tilt” with the possibility of an AK-XX assault weapons ban. But I am taking sides against the Congress, likewise is the NRA, and for genuine sane reasoning! What went on with Congress the other day wherein LaPierre was hung out to dry, it was none other than the Old Fart's Club out in force and using the pulpit as a ways to grill, as a means of scapegoating their true responsibilities and trying to shove the NRA into a corner – the power-ball blame game wherein those sitting up high in leather bound chairs as a means to intimidate have the power of persuasion, through “Contempt of Congress”! Answer me or else! The reason today's Congress is so out of touch their responsibility to act in the best interest of America, it may be a lost cause and the number one reason we have such a pathetic mess on our hands, not only with bullets exploding in our pre-schools, but we see it in the exploding destructive economy, as dereliction from on high prevails! We have no one to blame but Congress as to what continues to crash this nation's wellbeing. And now they take their failures and derelictions in front of the public, for the scapegoating scenario. And we pay them for this? See, the opening of this hearing on “Gun Violence” was traumatic, as Gabrielle Giffords was front and center as the poster child of “gun violence”, trying to deliver an opening speech while combating the side effects of a bullet blast to the head. If this didn't bring a tear, then you are declined your citizenship, even if by birth. If this scene did not bring anger, then you are as pathetic as the 112th Congress and give not a rat's ass about a way forward for this nation that has been on a dead-beat and dead-end street and almost at a rendezvous with the Apocalypse highway. Do you want failure as our motto, instead of the “Land of the Free and Home of the Brave”? Representative Giffords, once so qualified to be a U.S. representative along with a beautiful and talented appearance that was breathing a breath of freshness into America government and crotchety politics, a women who could have become a U.S. President with way more qualifications and stamina then Hillary. Well too see what is left today, it is a but a sad case wherein Congress is at blame. NOT the NRA, NOT those bent on a militia attitude, but 100% of the blame this tragedy and those along the way with wayward bullets culminating today with the massacre at Sandy Hook, if we need to place blame, it is with the Congress. Now due things still not totally understood and almost to the pandemic stage here in the heartland, Giffords was gunned down a few years ago in a senseless and deliberate attack after her picture was broadcast in the cross-hairs of a hunting rifle, in a blog that found a Sarah Palin following. Why, because she showed some sense of responsibility her sworn duty and was what we need today to fix what has gone terribly wrong and was on track to make a difference. And when the smoke from the attacker's guns ablaze went silent, and the muzzle blasts ceased, it was that time wherein Congress had a duty to perform - as it was now one of their own mowed down in cold blood during the pinnacle of life's trials and tribulations in politics. Once again said, Giffords already had my vote for the 1st female U.S. President. But that lone and crazed gunman changed the course of history, so sad! So now, some many years latter wherein Gabrielle finds it tough even to recite an opening response, wherein she has but a few words because her brain remains shattered by an assault bullet, Congress feels it necessary to have these hearings only to pacify themselves in efforts to cast the blame upon someone else - for their dereliction to NOT submit. So the NRA is that vulnerable target. And back then when “OUR” Congress should have acted and formulated some semblance of “gun control” before it was too late like we see occurring today - with mass murdering of 6-year olds - the NRA had succumbed to reasonable expectations upon background checks. But now that a cowardly Congress looks for a scapegoat, the NRA is not bending over. The Congress failed to act when they had the chance. The reason they went coward, because of the gun manufacturing lobby that pads the back pocket, to feed that war chest for re-election – so they can continue on that “easy street” to success and at the same time continue to be derelict their sworn duty to protect “American” interests. So today with the Sandy Hook, today with another apocalyptic trigger happy massacre, Congress comes front and center in their pin-stripes and tries to convince the voters that they give a rat's ass, they don't – as the the bad breath of deceit lives on and fills the halls up on that “Hill”. Bottom-line, Congress should be the guilty so grilled, not the industry, not the victims' family members, not the police, they should be grilling themselves. And when that grilling is done and they then see that they have been so derelict, then maybe it is time for the Sargent of Arms to bring in the ball & chains, as they deserve nothing else then a long vacation in solitary confinement - for letting us down. Yet, it continues to be more of the same because we as a nation have been rear-ended and have become complacent and scared to make “bad” things go away! With that said, happy football and we can look forward to nothing then the 113th going even lower then their predecessors, and they can only go so low, before the bottom falls out - which seems to have been their plan all along. When we find a Congress that is remorseful, not afraid to admit that they have let down America, when they fall into line and dereliction that duty to defend the Constitution is no longer a reality, then we may see a reversal and My Country 'Tis of Thee will reign forevermore “FREE”. Thank you Gabrielle, for getting up the courage to face your attackers, those men that think they are statesmen and hiding behind that Red, White & Blue shield!