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Saturday, July 7, 2012

Mistaken Identity(more)



Mitt's Theme Song


Mitt & the Misfits 2012 Theme Song
(from the Rolling Stones tune, Monkey Man)

I'm a fleabit penis Romney
All my friends are wealthy
That's so really true

But Ive been bit and Ive been tossed around
By every liberal-rat in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just a Romney man
I'm glad you are a Romney woman too

I was bitten by a DNC whore
I was gouged and I was Gore'd
But I pulled on through

Yes, I have a sack of stolen wealth
I always have a maid make my bed
Don't you?

Well, I hope we're not too stuck-up
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play with you liberals

Well I am just a Romney man
I'm glad you are Romney, Romney woman too, babe

I'm a Romney
My shit don't stink
I'm a Romney man
My shit still don't stink
I'm a Romney, a fleabit penis Romney

Friday, July 6, 2012

Mistaken Identity

Herman & Joe



Lawbreaker for President?


OK. I stand corrected. I was hoping to cast a vote for Mitt & the Misfits come the November election, even though I am in complete disagreement Mitt's ideologies. See, if wealth meant something of power, with his pot verses my pot, I would probably have to shine his shoes! And think about it, some have not a pot to piss in! So I feel safe, whatever that is supposed to mean! Regardless of a no class party, my vote - call it selling out - was to be cast for the GOP nominee, just to see if that party could do any better at the helm, with an economy that is drowning - not to mention a boatload of other pressing problems. Let the bastards make their last best effort attempt at running this country, and when it is all said and done with ruin, it will be the end of the bastard party. Good riddance! But I may have to rethink that vote giveaway policy, as I am sure that the Internal Revenue Service has agents looking into Mitt's methods to swindle away income “offshore” without claiming taxes. I am sure that when it is all said and done with, he will have to plead the 5th, and be taken away in cuffs – or at least pay up. How much does he place away in an IRA? As a top tax accountant said when asked by the media to respond to speculation upon Mitt's wealth, “Mitt's tax shelters are weird”. What the hell does that mean? What accounting and tax code school did his preparer attend? Look, if laws are made to be broken, then we have found the lawbreaker extraordinaire within Mitt Romney. Funny thing, he doesn't disguise it! And there is the possibility that he hasn't done tax returns for many years, as when no entry of appearance one's wealth is made in front of the revenuers, there can be no real criminal trespass! So even though “no filing” is a bad thing, it doesn't amount to criminal activity if a return is falsified, signed, sealed and delivered. Many wealthy individuals have learned about this “loophole” so purposely hold off on tax returns. Then when they finally get that “Certified Letter” from the IRS, they get their high powered lawyers to perform what is called an “Offer in Compromise”, a ways and means to still only pay up pennies on the dollar, as the IRS is under pressure to “close” cases. They want citizens to be up to date with returns, at any expense to what may be rightfully owed, just so the numbers look good - that we are still afraid of the “Big Bad Wolf”. With limited manpower, what else does one expect? And performance evaluations are based on “closures”. The IRS has become basically a “debt collector”, with a whole lot less harassing powers. So there is an incentive to get some semblance of what is owed, but in the end, much less is recovered. That is why you see all these commercials and billboards about “Tax Problems Solved, Pennies on the Dollar”. Say you haven't entered a return for many years based on the fact that you don't understand the tax code, so are afraid of “falsification” penalties. So they finally catch up with you, and you hire one of those “ex-IRS agents” that understands the urgency to “close” and say you owe $5000, not including penalties. Well the guy working for you tells the IRS that you have $3000, right here and now. The IRS will most likely take the bait. So you are off the hook, pennies on the dollar. You pay the fee to the guy who bailed you out, end of story. Now take that $5k and add a few “zeros”, get the drift! The higher the amount, the more endowed is the guy fighting for you, the less one ends up paying. It may be not the same ratio wise, so for the wealthy, it is a hell of lot more saved by utilizing this allowance. See, with the little guy, $3k is a lot. If the IRS can get $30k from a big account, get the drift. And remember what happened most recently, the IRS had an amnesty program for the wealthy, those that went caught with offshore havens with a sole purpose to defraud Uncle Sam by avoiding U.S. federal income tax. An amnesty program for crooks! They went caught when the banks offshore that handled this “secretive” stash were sent a “cease & desist” from the IRS and tuned over all the names of those enjoying this free-for-some tax shelter. So with amnesty, those criminals could come forward and avoid some of the normal penalties and skirt away any criminal possibilities, pay up with “compromising offers” in efforts to “close” the case. Wow, was Mitt on that list? But the program was frowned upon by the crooks because it was too restrictive, which now that the cat was out of the bag, it started a whole new climate for the ex-IRS agents, to help out the crooks. Maybe that is why Mitt refuses to hand over any tax returns from previous years. Look, the guy is a bonafide tax cheat! It is sinful, that this man can continue to call himself an “American”. Not to mention the money shelters, what about his deferments, to run away from the “duty”? Look, Obama has an out from the Vietnam war era, he was way too young. With Mitt, he was born in 1947, a prime year for the military draft wherein 350000 eligibles went enlisted. Mitt, well he slid away on some “mission”, a religious deferment that was 31-months long, his 4th such release from military captivity. But he was all for the war, just to petrified and arrogant to engage in combat – for his “Country 'Tis of Thee” that he now wants to own! I didn't get a deferment, as my sentient was if called to duty, then that is what being an American is all about. But my age allowed for a downturn in the troop count, so my number was higher then what was called upon, for my draft year. Not by much, so my bags were packed, just in-case. When I tried to join, well this was a time when it was very difficult to even volunteer. So be it. Anyway, this guy “Mitt” is the epitome of a lousy American. His wealth, it was made on the scam, it is not “fame and fortune” success through an entrepreneur like relationship wherein hard work, sweat and tears finds success - but success in wealth only by finding “loopholes” and making them gapping sinkholes. It is estimated that Mitt cursed the unemployment ranks by +3%, with his outsourcing opportunities for Corporate America. Mitt is a lousy American, said again. But he caters to the wealthy, which brings me to a very simple conclusion, it is a lousy class! And yes, I would go broke and hungry before shinning their shoes. Why so much wealth squandered away, to other countries?Then again, Mitt is for “outsourcing”, which I guess has the definition of sources of income sent “outside”, where it can be nurtured. Here it is in a nutshell. Call it a tax, call it a penalty, it doesn't matter, with respect to Obama's Affordable Health Care Act - the mandate. See, even if Mitt paid a fair share of tax on his wealth, well the 2% penalty that some may be hit with or tax if that satisfies your GOP manic depression, well for the millions that would fall under the umbrella this “socialized” health care plan of attack, Mitt's tax payment would be enough to cover the entire amount for more then a few years! But he intends to prohibit anything close to “socialism”, so say goodbye to something worthwhile, besides more WAR. Matter of fact, from within his campaign's “slippage”, there comes rumors that Mitt will also attack the Bureau of Indian Affairs, that time enough has passed wherein all of present day America is no longer responsible for the “Trail of Tears” and “Wounded Knee” atrocities, that Uncle Sam has proven itself and it is time for the Native American's to go it on their own. No more Uncle Sam handouts is proposed by Mitt. For that reason alone, I cannot cast a vote for Mitt, even if such could mean finally the end of the GOP, as there is no way in hell that Mitt and the Misfits could survive on such a rotten agenda – that of total destruction of “Democracy”. Can you imagine if Chris Christie is the VP and Mitt messes with the Indians, imagine Christie becoming a hostage, on a reservation! Put him on a hunger strike! Wow, a Rolling Stones' tune that sums it all up, with Mitt and his cohorts in wealth:
I'm a fleabit penis Romney
All my friends are wealthy
That's so really true

But Ive been bit and Ive been tossed around
By every liberal-rat in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just a Romney man
I'm glad you are a Romney woman too

I was bitten by a DNC whore
I was gouged and I was Gore'd
But I pulled on through

Yes, I have a sack of stolen wealth
I always have a maid make my bed
Don't you?

Well, I hope we're not too stuck-up
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play with you liberals

Well I am just a Romney man
I'm glad you are Romney, Romney woman too, babe

I'm a Romney
My shit don't stink
I'm a Romney man
My shit still don't stink
I'm a Romney, a fleabit penis Romney

Night Vision Goggles



House Arrest


I am growing suspicious and at the same time somewhat scared, each and every day passing since the Supreme Court found that Obama's Health Care Act passed the muster with respect to its Constitutionality, as the silence from the neo-conservative wing following the high Court's ruling is bothersome. Silence is not this factions “Modus Operandi”! Even though the “spot-lighters” like Limbaugh have not much good to say upon the high Court's opinion, these blow-hard hot-air puppets have not the inside scoop to what may be brewing “underground” with respect to crusades against Obama and his unprecedented win before the supremes. From the Court on high, “Equal Justice Under Law” means a win for the “People”. Yet, there appears to be many disgraced this outcome, so the silence prevails and casts a doubt, the fallout could be devastating. And such silence is something to contend with as a grave concern, as it doesn't fit the past, doesn't fit the PNAC demand mandate. PNAC – Project for the New American Century – now operates under the disguise of the American Enterprise Institute, still the same “club” of wealth lord war whores, still trying to take over the world through a mission statement that “promotes Global American Leadership”. See, when the “Yellow Cake” take us to war lie surfaced, it sent many PNAC followers and believers into hiding, into backyard bomb shelters, due the fact they could have been listed as an accomplice, to war crime acts targeting Bush and Cheney. Realize that many Bush administration appointees cannot visit a foreign country, including George and Dick, as they could be arrested for such crimes, and the U.S. could not come to their rescue. Why should we? So with such threats on the horizon, the PNAC merged with the “Institute” - same war lord mandate. Now AEI was handsomely awarded “think tank” funding under the Bush administration and receives megabucks from EXXON, in efforts to eradicate the hype and scientific database on “Global Warming”. It is a “mind game” institute. And this entity, it also engages in defense contracting opportunities, as war has become a ways and means to bully the U.S. Treasury. Basically, well funded is the “Institute” and its plan of destruction. PNAC started its world takeover movement during the Clinton administration. But Clinton said “no way in Monica hell” to their wishes, until the “killing field” movement saw a reprieve when the Bush dysentery dynasty came into power, as the Bush Doctrine was borrowed from PNAC, but miraculously sidelined when Obama won the election. And with the troops coming home, the entire “mission” is failed. But with 8-years of successful abuse, mind you, this kind of wealth and power doesn't give up so easily, as the momentum stalled for “global takeover” was given a “Charge of the Right Brigade” with the appearance of the Tea-Party. The roots of the present movement can be found right here in the Homeland, forget about foreign soil opportunities for the time being. Those roots, it follows a plan to attack “big government” for being so cowardly in accepting this “global dominance” opportunity, in efforts at eventually advancing the movement. Once the Tea-Party performs and the “government” is so weakened and frustrated, then the PNAC mandate takes over, with the control it needs to further its destructive agenda. It is like a German tank, there may be no stopping the madness. It is very scary, this kind of thinking and mandate. Now with a party-line that has lost all credibility, when the GOP “mission accomplished” was signatory to the PNAC advancement there came an actual neo-movement to take over the world, to ram “Capitalism” down the throat of every unchartered regime through “change”. Even though the PNAC mandate advertised “Democracy”, it was really a ways and means to introduce “Capitalism”, which is socialism's enemy. Well that attempt lost out and an administration bent on civility overthrew the “movement”. But it doesn't mean an end to the “mission”! See, this silence from the Right, from the William Kristols' and likes of the William Kagans' out there, it is an eerie silence! What are they up too, as it is indeed something of no apparent good towards the furtherance of true “Democracy”. And there comes other signs of confusion and dereliction that may be directing this movement into dire traits, shoved into a corner, with an exit strategy that could find this nation on a crash course with itself. They don't give up! The outcome so far may be exciting a self-inflicted revolution. Take the fact that the GOP cannot produce a candidate to go up against Obama, to debate present issues with some semblance of accountability and credibility, all the more nuances of a failed party. With that in mind, when a party has most of the wealth and loosing its power, there is no doubt something evil going on behind closed doors, that if left without trumping and thus finding unhindered success forward, it will unleash a torrent of a storm that will make Hurricane Katrina tame in comparison. To reiterate, there is a plan of attack that will bring this country to its knees, begging for mercy's sake. There is a conspiracy brewing, no doubt about it. I as an American, and most likely share this same sentiment with many fellow Americans, I for one cannot trust what the opposition is up too and fear for what may be in store, what may evolve to fruition from this “silence of the lamb” period until such time my right to vote for the Commander-in-Chief comes too be. There remains about 120-days before we get to exercise that voting right through ritual, plenty of time for the neos' to inflict emotional doom. But if in reality a timeout wherein the PNAC planners are plotting, I have reason to believe - though speculation and a conspiracy inkling - that this country will never see the likes of another election. At least the possibility of “delays” in any outcome exists, as to what party will maintain the helm, or will it be another time wherein it becomes the throne? Look, when the 1% faction wins the title, it is no different that a country as a kingdom, something we fought against by declaring Independence. Alive and well here in the Homeland, there is a faction that bases its beliefs on “discrimination”, on “prejudice”, upon “total contempt and hate” upon this “my government and its fellow men, women and children”. Such filth of insanity is alive and well, wherein religion plays a central role in the “Hatred”. Look, America has one bad habit that may never be resolved, that being the “Land of the Free for All”! It is supposed to work, but why hasn't it? With PNAC, with wealth and greed, with political dereliction, with ethical representation missing in action, with religion to, there is brewing today on this Homeland a very dangerous scenario that if left to prosper, it will mean suffering for all when it is all said and done with. And when we hear and see Mitch McConnell promoting this “hatred” upon the very government that protects our liberties, is there not something wrong with this picture, with the true message at hand? Of course, as it is borderline “Treason”. Why has not the Sergeant of Arms arrested McConnell, for “Treason” like rhetoric? Mitch is using his 1st Amendment Right to assassinate Obama, it is that simple. While under the umbrella of “Congressional Immunity”, McConnell struts around the nation, voicing that it is his main job as a U.S. Senator is too destroy Obama. Wasn't he “sworn in” to uphold the Constitution? And isn't protection of the Commander-in-Chief paramount that duty? I don't get it, as if allowed to continue, McConnell will succeed in inviting and arousing a “war lord war munger” to take that advice into consideration – Obama's destruction I am getting at! It happened already, with Gabrielle Giffords, when Sarah Palin thought it proper to place the Arizona Congresswoman on the PNAC-undercover “seek & destroy” map, in the cross-hairs. If we loose Obama, well the fallout could be very depressing to Democracy. Like lighting the fuse of destruction. Just how many attempts have there been on Obama's life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, since McConnell went on this rage and rant against a sitting U.S. President? Senator rage at its worse. I bet it would be scary to have such confidential “attempt” statistics, and even not directly connected to McConnell's “Obama Hate Speech”, there is more likely then not a connection. Once again, why has not the Secret Service been over to investigate and interview Mitch, to see if he needs a psychiatric evaluation. How complacent are we when it is right in our faces? Look, an individual from an opposite party in the minority may be inclined to not stand face on face with issues that of the majority, but to use the Congressional pulpit to conceive such rhetoric, to get away with it day in and day out, there is something truly wrong this picture – it shows a very unhealthy America. If a Muslim were overheard saying the same things as Mitch takes liberty upon, what do you think would happen – how about Guantanamo for a vacation? When a U.S. Senator can get way with this type of targeting, this harassment, it is not free speech, it is “Treason” speech. Look, there is nothing secretive about a plan and plot to assassinate Obama's dream! We would be nuts in denial to think otherwise! And the fact of the matter that Obama has the convincing edge for another “Four More Years”, the heat will be on from the Mitch McConnell's and underground “skull clubs” like PNAC and AEI to make sure it doesn't happen, as the GOP cannot stand the fact that a “black man” has control the destiny of America and that they may have to endure another term, without a fix for their addiction, of “Global Dominance”. Of course this is what is going down behind the scenes. With so much money invading the American political system, so much filth, once a system of merit proud of and “For the People, By the People”. So we must start “Today” to bring this calamity in the making to its knees. I plead, as should any righteous American that values what “freedom at last” remains and demand the Sergent at Arms arrest McConnell, regardless of what immunity he enjoys as a bigot. What's that, the Sergent can even arrest the president? Well if McConnell and Eric Cantor and the rest of the PNAC whores continue to attack the decency of the office of the Commander-in-Chief, then Obama is already under “HOUSE ARREST”!

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Mitt & the Misfits