BREAKING
NEWS: From Doctor Harold Bornstein - ZDonald Tyrump's
"Blood Pressure" is un-measurable at this time, after hearing that
1000 State Department diplomats are pulling a "Sally Yates". He is
also running a very high fever, he is dizzy and not thinking very clearly - so
Conway may have to make funeral arrangements in the am!
Today, Rudy Giuliani
was named by ZDonald Tyrump to be his "White House" cyber-bully Czar.
It was broadcast as a "Presidential Briefing", live "Breaking
News" with ZDonald at center and son-in-law Jared Fogle on the right and
John Kelly to the left, who had just survived a "Press Corp" briefing
wherein he proved loyalty to the Tower Maggot by gross misrepresentation the
facts - Bannon White Man Lies - and Rudy "Sewer Rat" Giuliani center
of attention his new kiss-ass job. Cameras were flashing, Senators were
applauding, Russian Federation whores at orgasm and when the meeting was adjourned
ZDonald was supposed to immediately sign another "Executioner's
Order" detailing Rudy's new CZAR-CZAR some-more butt-fuck luck. It never
happened, it was mysteriously postponed. Why? Rumor sneaking out the hull of
the sinking ship the fact not fiction that Rex Tillerson complained about the
position, that he wasn't a fan of Rudy and was sent as a messenger boy from EXXON
that ZDonald's "Orders" were starting to show the ugly face of the "cart
before the horse" - emphasizing all these grand slam plans will
"bankrupt" this nation. A wall here, a wall there and no help from
Mexico or Canada. Yes Canada, as when ZDonald instituted the "Muslim
BANtering" and Trudeau said "Give me your tired, your poor and huddled
masses...", well that means we have to build a wall up north. That's
right, the market is sinking, all due ZDonald's wet-dream plan of "Making
America Gropable Again". See, Tillerson has lost a $million$ bucks a day,
since the DOW dropped below that 20000 rage, in just 2-days! And EXXON, at
least a $billion$ and Vladimir Putin, $5-billion! So Tillerson is putting his foot
down, for EXXON and Putin.
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