Dear
Bill Walker and Bygone Mallard;
Since
I am not in Juneau and cannot afford to fly to Juneau, I was not able
-
as
many other similarly
situated Alaskans -
to
attend the Walker & Mallot “Open House” wherein according to
sources on scene, “Awaiting
visitors this year were 25,000 cookies and 280 pounds of fudge, with
hopes it would all be given away.”
Now that you are the governor, you must exercise “extreme”
caution
when distributing the “wealth”, especially if it disenfranchises
many, like when there is reason for an affair such as
this
even if it means
a cookie or candy bar
giveaway
-
wherein
the cost is borne by the “state”. Sure you have a discretionary
budget, so what, I'm hungry. So, please send me a cookie and piece of
fudge. Matter of fact, send a few dozen cookies and a few pounds of
fudge and I will act as the “Town Crier” for my neighborhood here
in Anchorage.
In
fact I will even ring a bell for the season's greeting from the
governor: “Hear ye, hear ye the governor sends fudge”! And
if it helps the state with
respect to the
looming deficit -
oil at how much, can't stop laughing - I
will pay for the Shipping & Handling, as maybe it can be
accommodated by the “Fly By” rates. Thanks again, and can't wait
to taste a cookie, and some
of that government
funded “fudge”!
Sincerely, Theodolite Stevens.
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