NO, I won't fork over
$79.95 to become a member of the Alaska Daily News' on-line creep
show following. Maybe “freak” show is a better defining moment
attribute. Why? Because I can sign up to MAD Magazine for far less
and get a better picture of what is going on in Alaska, wherein true
laughter the issues and situations at hand allow it as a “bonafide”
laughing matter. I feel really sorry for the folks in Fairbanks, as
that is definitely a town without a paper! And it appears that the
“Golden Heart” has inferior communicating skills, like maybe
still using Morse Code to communicate with the Governor's mansion
down in Juneau. See, Golden Valley doesn't want to build an LNG
trucking facility, so please, don't send any more loot that way! But
with Anchorage, which is closer to Juneau, the coverage is mediocre
at best with the rest of the story fizzled out and we never get “The
Rest of the Story” so important as a follow up. Look, has anybody
spoken up and out with “Extra, Extra Read All About It” upon the
fuel contamination problems that have plagued SHELL's exploration
venture since last August, which was never remedied and now has
caused the Aviq to loose power and loose its grip on the “Kulluk”
- another wreck on Alaska's pristine shoreline and Joe Hazlewood was
no where around! But to pay for on-line “crap”, no thanks. In
fact, “Prison Publications”, a syndicate made up of this state's
politicians still incarcerated provides a better picture as to what
is going on in this state then does the entire cast-away part-time
journalist just waiting for a call from Rachel Madcow. I understand
the “Prison Publications” may be funded by Bill. Anyway, when I
received an application for the ADN on-line waste, it did bring a
good laugh. But with “Gubber Search”, which infiltrates Twitter
Dah and Twitter Dumb and all those other side-tracking hi-tech
lobotomy devices - “what road lanes” - I don't need to waste
money some more – as Congress is better than I at that. And instead
the penny saved is a penny earned can buy a decent bottle of wine,
wherein I stand – maybe – to enjoy the news the way I want it,
with a buzz as more often today than yesterday with the sad state of
affairs all around, a Mother's little helper seems to be reminding me
of a resolution – more wine in that glass please!
Monday, January 7, 2013
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