OK, so Eric Cantor has
asked for more detail as to why MY Christmas wish included a request
for someone to “crap” on the GOP whipping boy, I mean “Water
Boy”! See, Cantor walks around the House of Congress with this “Big
Guy” attitude surrounded by a bunch of henchmen, acting out his
fantasies as “Teflon Don”. Where's the salami? Now according to
accurate and reliable triangulation calculations using House
artifacts, and this calculation performed by none other then famed
super-scientist Phineas J. Whoopee assisted by his 3DBB magical
arithmetic board, well Cantor is in reality about 4-foot 3-inches
tall. So maybe a little fertilizer will help him grow up! Now since
MY 1st Christmas wish list went pubic, I have found free
time to do more on-line shopping, for ideas, and must amend MY list.
You have heard about those Chia Pets - American styled
terracotta figurines used to sprout chia, wherein the chia sprouts
within a couple of weeks with a little tender loving care and
resembles animal fur - well we now find “Boehner Pet Dolls”
becoming a favorite. The “Boehner Pet Dolls” come to you as true
to life figurines of your favorite Congressional representative, in
the nude! Along with the figurine, a spray bottle of Axiron, the
testosterone under arm spray. Axiron is that same stuff you see the
landscape “seeding” companies spraying on the side of the road
following “Bridge to Nowhere” construction, the “green matter
custard” like substance which grows grass anywhere - even on a dead
dog's eye. So with a little tender loving care, a spray of Axiron
here, a spray there on the genital area, look too see which
representative grows balls before the upcoming 113th. So
get yours while supplies last! And wait there's more....Now being
from the state of Alaska, don't make MY wish come true with a Don
Young replica Boehner Pet Doll, as we all know Don will never have
any balls. And Mark Begich, he's a confirmed eunuch when it comes too
the Tea-Party! So I am left with MoanaLisa MurCowpie to experiment
on, with the “ball” growing thing – talk about yuletide yuck!
But since I am amending MY wish list, in all honesty, how about 99
Bernie Sanders to replace the hypocrite Senate members NOT in good
standing the American citizens along with another 433 Bernie Sanders,
to replace the House hypocrites also NOT in good standing popular
American opinion. Imagine what this country could get done if we had
the likes of Bernie Sanders working with the Obama & Biden team?
May MY wishes come true!
Friday, December 21, 2012
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