Susan Collins - Kindergarten Cops

Olly Olly Oxen Free! Wow, some Maine kindergartners left from school with homework, a civics lesson of national importance never too young to learn and on the way home, well some school-yard chalk got out of hand. They were merely trying to use a “Team Approach” to the homework while enjoying some afterschool fun, remember we learned to work together in kindergarten! It just happened to be on the sidewalk in front of Senator Susan Collins residence, so she called the cops on the kids! What happened to that “play nice” thing, forgive? I forgot, its Congress the “conduit to corruption”. Now good thing it wasn’t a prank by a “spray paint can saint” as the chalk message was easy to remove and stated the following: “Mainers want WHPA à vote yes, clean up your mess”. So the kids’ parents were called upon by the cops, because of the complaint by Collins and after supper, instead of homework time, they had to go back to Collin’s house and clean up the mess, But the kids’ parents were irate, so instructed the kids to correct the chalk message to: “Patriots want WHPA à vote yes, Collin’s clean up your shame”. Wow, we did learn it all in kindergarten!

Dear Susan Collins;

It's shaming, it's stabbing, the old senator is scabbing
Bumped her head and she went to bed
And she couldn't think straight in the mornin'
Abortion ban, go away, a Collin’s vote can stow it all away.

Senator with no sight, a senior blight
Another abortion gets stopped by your plight,
Wish I may, wish I might,
See you have a heart for just tonight.

It's shaming, it's stabbing, the old senator is scabbing
Bumped her head and she went to bed
And she couldn't think straight in the mornin'
Collin’s shame, go away, never come again another day.

Five ten fifteen twenty.
Twenty-five thirty. thirty-five forty.

Susy no hugs, Susy no hugs, fly away home.
Your legacy is on fire, and your shame,
It will stain, it will reign and democracy will burn.

It's raining, it's pouring, the old senator is snoring
Bumped her head and she went to bed
And she couldn't think straight in the mornin'
Insane shame, go away, never come again another day.

Forty-five fifty. fifty-five sixty.
Sixty-five seventy. seventy-five eighty.

Won't be this senator's hack,
No I won't take this senator’s flack,
I'll be a  patriot mom and vote this shame away.

It's shaming, she’s blaming, the old senator is cajoling
Trumped her oath and committed a sin
And she couldn't find patriotism in the mornin'
Shame, shame, go away, never  again any other day.

Eighty-five, ninety. ninety-five, a hundred - anyone round my sidewalk is it! ready or not, here I come to abort my Constitutional duty! OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE!