Jan. 6th Whoopee Cushion

Dear BENNIE G. THOMPSON “Chairman” and LIZ CHENEY “Vice Chair”, along with, ZOE LOFGREN, ELAINE LURIA, ADAM SCHIFF, PETE AGUILAR, STEPHANIE MURPHY, JAMIE RASKIN, ADAM KINZINGER as “Rank & File Members” on the Select Committee Investigating the January 6^th “DOMESTIC TERRORIST ATTACK” on the United States Capitol;

Congratulations on confiscating as evidence and making that DOD “draft” to steal the voting machines a feeding frenzy for the news media. It reads like the “Real McCoy” as a “fictional thriller” and like Zoe has stated, an “unsigned lawless document”! In the evidence worth category, a minus 45, no author no signatory. So what’s the fuss, tell me what’s a happening. See, had this “draft” been accompanied by that “Operations Order” often acknowledged by OPORD and possibly a WARNORD, as an indication to the DOD that an actual OPORD was imminent so be prepared, well this “fictional thriller feeding frenzy” is a joke, as without the “guts”, that OPORD which is a detailed how to what to when to where to why - it doesn’t exist and more then likely the insane idiot that fabricated this “draft” had no idea what is behind such an “Operations Order”. And without it, the Brass would have done nothing, even if that “draft” was signed by the Donald Jong Trump, as it is the cart before the horse thinking it is worth anything of significance in evidence. And like some of the street talk, whomever came up with this “mutiny” idea “could not have been of sound mind”. And do you really think the former Moron-in-Chief understood what an “Operations Order” was all about - only if it was for takeout, cheeseburger-cheeseburger-chips, no coke Pepsi. So talk about a mountain out of a mole hill. The military geniuses that wrote that thing up, when are they going to be “Court Martialed”? So way to go on getting boots on the ground your investigation. Hey, what a thought! Any idea when the “Select Committee” will be part of the SNL lineup? Since the members seem to over enjoy boob-tube time, may as well have some fun while you are at it. Evidence must be hard to come by. But I think the Oval Office also had a stack of Mad magazines, maybe you should subpoena that stuff also, as that would be just as important as that DOD draft. And I don’t believe Alfred E. Neuman would refuse a “friendly invite” to speak to the “Committee”, as if anybody knows how Donald John Trump’s brain works, look no further then Alfred. Just a TIP, as laughter is still the best medicine and this “Committee” keeps on giving us something to bust our guts, so keep up the good work.

Phonies J. Whoopee Cushion - PB&J Institute of Higher Learning