Dear Rep. Jim Banks(R-INcest)

Dear Jim;

The Louse Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy has appointed me to serve as the Ranking Member of the “Shampoo My Crotch” Committee and I hope you appreciate the seriousness of my role as good as it gets scrubbing away the Insurgency”R”Us scum down-under fromunder around the collar.

Your GOP colleague in shame, Melvin Udall

CC. Stugots Scoregge nella mia testa, Kevin McCarthy, Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Ted Kaczynski, Matt Gaetz’ “Teeny-Bopper” Fan club, Jim Jordan's Jokestrap