Wednesday, May 27, 2020

White House OKs FLEX SEAL


BREAKING: In its overwhelming support of alternative “temporary” measures to combat the Coronavirus before a vaccine is released, as was found in the Fucking Moron’s approval of Hydroxychloroquine that prematurely killed American Veterans, today the White House announced that it is also on track to approve “Flex Seal” as an easily applied “face mask”. Since the “Seal” comes in white & black, it is already approved for non-segregated distribution and since it comes in spray form, finds approval for the handicapped. Best of all, it can be purchased at local  outlets, like Lowe’s and Home Depot as well as “Target”.



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