Fright Train, Trump Train

Note to Patriotic Proletariat Parents: This song suitable for pre-school sing-alongs and sung to the tune of Peter, Paul & Mary’s “Freight Train”, lyrics courtesy the “Lousy Hat Party”;

Fright train, Trump train, groanin’ like slobs.
Fright gang, Trump gang, just castrated hogs.
Please don't ‘llow that little man’s spade my way
So they don’t head rape my kin.
CHEW CHEW! MAGA MAGA! CHEW CHEW!

Trump train, fright train, wreck in its tracks.
Trump gang, fright gang, lame is the quack.
One day soon turn this alt-gangland around,
Gimme back ol’ Red, White with Blue!
EW CHEW! MAGA MAGGOT, EW CHEW!

Satania train, Trump train, moanin' like slobs.
Satan gang, Trumpmania gang, like bumps on a log.
Please don't ‘llow that insane train my way
So they can’t fake news their shame.
CHEW CHEW! MAGA MORON, CHEW CHEW!

One more thing I'd like to see,
One more place I'd want to be,
To watch the bastards pain chained away
As they board that Contrain with life.

Fright train, Trump train, groanin’ like slobs,
Fright gang, Trump gang, just castrated hogs.
Dear Mis’ Liberty bury me deep in peace,
At the tomb on Beach Haven Street.
CHEW CHEW! MAGA MAGA! CHEW CHEW!

Trump train, fright train, wreck in its tracks,
Trump gang, fright gang, lame any respect.
Buried deep, can’t hear ol’ Man Fred’s lying line,
Swine son Knee-Knock-Knuckles’ the blind.
EW CHEW! MAGA MAGGOT, EW CHEW!

Satania train, Trump train, moanin' like slobs,
Satan gang, Stumpmania gang, dumb Trump on a log.
Woody and Heather will soon halt his disgrace.
Salt-of-this-earth will then rule our race.
CHEW CHEW! MAGA MORON, CHEW CHEW!

Fright train, fright train not so fast!
Trump gang, Trump gang, will not last!
Conductor Vladismear couldn’t detour our Torch,
And the “golden shower” quenched Trump’s thirst.
CHEW CHEW, TOWER STOOL, CHEW CHEW!