Ted Cruz Disease

I think the next major devastating disease that wrecks havoc on humanity should have the trade-name "Ted Cruz". We name bridges after honorables. Same with roadways for slain officers of the law. Battleships after "Deplorables". So going forward, maybe instead of some Latin verbiage that is totally confusing and even when "googled" it doesn't make sense, let's simplify our lives - that way we can easily understand the seriousness or benefits up front. So, for the explosive diarrhea of the mouth sickness that is affecting the ZDonald Tyrump administration and transition team, especially with Kellyanne Conway and Sean Spicer, I think it would better serve the citizens if when a disease is affecting the rational thinking of key components of the "Oval Office", that the "Ted Cruz" label be used to signify the cause that may be dismissing righteousness.