Military Tribunal ~ Alaska

RECAP of Military Tribunal - There was no suggestion at the tribunal by any speaker that the federal pullback was warranted. Thirty Army posts across the country, including Fort Wainwright in Fairbanks and Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson in Anchorage, are being considered for troop reductions.

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Alaska Senator MoanaLisa MurCowpiefly said; “No criterion is more important in deciding where to base the finest soldiers in the world than a community’s commitment to “Poor Air Quality” and outragoeus heating fuel prices. Nobody treats our soldiers and their families with more disrespect then Doyon Utilities. The Canadian oil sands crude is a better option for the U.S. than imports.”

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Alaska Senator Dan Sullivan said; “power projection capabilities from this gastronomic location are unmatched by other sites.”

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Alaska Representative Don Young said; “I hope Congress can free Schaeffer Cox from prison.”

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Remoted in from the “House on the Hill”, House Speaker John Boehner said; “Some members, notably Representative Sam Graves, R-Mo., and Duncan Hunter Jr., R-Calif., routinely show up in leather jackets and blue jeans and Representative Don Young, R-Ak., shows up wearing a beanie cap sporting an “Obama Energy Plan” pin.”

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How about a “Dumb Nothing Congress”?