Wanted: Music Man

It appears that to become a “Celebrity” on an Alaskan “Reality” show, the only pee-requisite wanted by the film crew is, “a rap sheet and a cigarette butt”. So I coined this song and looking for a music man to tune it up, all about Alaska's “Reality” shows:

Title: Rap Sheet and a Cigarette Butt

Rap sheet and a cigarette butt
All I needs for a tryout
For a hire-out my meth-an-pet-a-mine
Can't get a job as a slopo 
Don't like a life as a repo
B&E felony meant a low role
So maybe get a job with filmo
Bitch, fuck, shit all I need to know.

Rap sheet and a cigarette butt
Camera man tax credit date rape
Right here with this x-cell mate
Ocean makes him puke and pee slick
Like a beating makes a girl slut
And dv makes me sound hot
Shoe in for the reel man
Bitch, fuck, shit all I need to know.

Rap sheet and a cigarette butt
Jail time I don't get smart
History man wants whack shot
Discover me on a fake edge
All I want is me stage fame
John law lame for the same
We one in the game low life
Bitch, fuck, shit all I need to know.

Rap sheet and a cigarette butt
All I needs a fake pass
 Law break'r is my name
Shitt'n on society so high
Catch me on boob tube
Alaska reality, life after bars 
Film man making me a star
Bitch, fuck, shit all I need to know.

Rap Sheet and cigarette butt 
Ice road for that Yukon gold!

Rap sheet and a cigarette butt
Over edge we insane bandits

Rap sheet and a cigarette butt
Helter Skelter pilgrim's progress

Rap sheet and a cigarette butt
Off road finds a sleaze squeeze

Rap sheet and a cigarette butt

Alaska Reality, fame for shame

Rap sheet and a cigarette butt!