Palindramanomics

Contortionist Extortionist: One who stretches the truth in efforts to freeload. It's creepy, this guy that has gone for his 10-minutes claim to fame that he was fired from his job, after witnessing a Sarah Palin “Mama Brawl” in Anchorage. Yes, after an eye-witness account of Sarah and family throwing “right hooks” after the Palin kids failed at finding any young girls to sodomize, a Mr. Hemorroid went to the news media, with the intent....Let's look at the facts. So he was fired from his job, a paving contractor in Alaska. It's coming on to winter, what paving? I have no sympathy for this guy. Dear Mr. Hemorrhoid, if you think you have been harmed “At Will”, then hire a lawyer and sue the bastards. In fact, if this guy had a case, lawyers would be flocking to assist, maybe treating the Palin's as accomplices to his “Your Fired”. Remember Walt? But this guy hung out with the Palinites – he wasn't an innocent bystander. To be invited to a party that finds the “Mama Bear” pulling up in a “Humor Stretch Limo”, this is more of the same fallout from John McCain's creation of “Slobent Green”. Same crowd, same political views, same mentality – and big on “Reality TV”. And now that Mr. Hemorrhoid has been furloughed – remember it's the end of the paving season in Alaska – he starts an on-line “Welfare Fund” asking for donations? Sure I plan to donate, with a bottle Preparation-H! Or better yet, a bottle of “Stool You” as this is by far the best of constipated melodramas. This is Alaska at its best, best inspirations to continue to show the world the “Lost Frontier” is a crazed impostor society that has become addicted to Palindramanomics. And with Sarah, in my book a complete failure – as are her followers, especially those that are trying to take advantage of a mental illness opportunity. So yes, send Mr. Hemorrhoid a donation, not cash, but something to fix the “Asshole”. Damn, imagine if he was under a “Union” contract?