Toilet Stickers

Toilet stickers of DDD – Dysentery Duck Dynasty – are now available so you can teach your young kids who to piss & shit on, teach them while they are young and still learning how to aim that weapon – the piss gun. These stickers - designed to act as targets in the stool so youngsters don't miss when preoccupied - are colorful and will not fade over time, in fact using new age technology of nano-holography, with a good aim one can watch as Phil's laughing at the blacks and gays turns to frustration. Donations from the sales of this gimmick will be used to boycott the DDD and any broadcast that feels it necessary to advertise that the Constitution is a joke.