Obama Debates Scrooge

I am glad that the entire MSNBC crew has embraced ObamaCare and the day-after pill affords them much needed medication. I just saw a bus leaving the NBC headquarters, looked like one of those buses used in the prison system wherein some must be restrained, On board was Chris Matthews, Todd Palin, Ed Schultz, Rachel and  those youngsters still on the "Spin Cycle” – including the “Naughty Librarian”. Now I am sure that bus is headed to medication central, as the heat of disgust following the debates wherein the MSNBC crew was out for blood – well they showed their true behavior with “Beltway” road rage when Obama didn’t perform to their desires. The entire crew went on a conniption fit following the 1^st 2012 Presidential debates. Here is my score card take on this all important non-sport event. Obama had nothing to lose, as the polls continue to make him a favorite – so why risk it. With Scrooge, well he had everything to lose. So here is what I take away from the 1^st debate. Obama will remain the same but names changed to protect the idiots – I mean innocent! Scrooge has a number of things to bring to the table and still naïve enough that he believes “bipartisan” containment is attainable! First and foremost Scrooge will:

1)      Re-instate “Debtors’ Prison”,
2)      Bake sales in “voucher” schools to disallow “Blue” M&M’s in cookies(a Mrs. Scrooge demand).
3)      Eliminate the “Tanning Booth Tax” and transfer that tax upon "Liberal" talk shows.
4)     Amnesty program for the 47%, get rich by 2013 or else pay a fine, like with ObamaCare.
5)     Extend IRS “Amnesty Program” for the rich with “off-shore” havens.
6)     Deport Chris Matthews and Ed Schultz as an example to future trust fund babies.
7)     Whitehouse to be raised, due the fact that Ann of Gold Stables believes past tenants may have left behind bed bugs.
8)     Hang “Big Bird” then do away with PBS