CRISCO

Wow, appears the blogcasting of the CRISCO holiday recipe may have been not so good an idea!

"Police arrested a man found naked and covered in CRSICO early Monday in the downtown area. Officers responded to the call of a naked man at 3:27 a.m. on the 3rd Avenue, where they found him carrying a pair of shorts. Police said the man told officers he had taken off his shorts because they were too big and would not stay on. “He had lathered himself up in Crisco. He was covered in grease, and was holding the can under his arm. He said he was looking for a place to party,” Prosecutors have charged Mr. Crisco with a Class 3 Felony under state law that carries a prison sentence of two to five years. CRISO guy was being held Tuesday night in jail on $40,000 bond."