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11/16/21, 10:33 AM Tip Line | Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol

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Chairman Thompson is interested in any information regarding the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol. We respect your need to remain confidential and will use your contact information only to follow up with you regarding your submission.

First Name: Stugots

Last Name: Scoregge nella mia testa

Email: ArrestMarkMeadowsNow@USA.com

Phone Number 202-456-1111

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Dear Select Committee, please “select” this as the agenda for your Tuesday meeting;

“Multiple members of the committee tell CNN that while they are ready and willing to use whatever tools they have at their disposal to convince him(Mark Meadows) to comply, including a criminal contempt of Congress, they have yet to decide if that will be the path they take and it could take some time for them to come to a decision.”

“are ready and willing to use whatever tools…” that which shall include the tools Congress has at its disposal in McGrain v. Daugherty, that which was re-affirmed by U.S. Supreme Court in 1927 and remains today in standing as precedence-set. So Mark Meadows should be ARRESTED today by the Sergeant-at-Arms, else this “Committee” is wasting my time, wasting the U.S. Taxpayers’ time, the DOJ time and DEMOCRACY’s saving grace time. Why is the “Select Committee” so afraid to do what the 70th U.S. Congress did, with exactly the same scenario with respect to an individual ignoring a valid Congressional subpoena? And this “Committee’s” subpoena power wants testimony about an attack on the Capitol, that which far exceeds what Congress was after in McGrain, wherein Attorney General Harry Daugherty was arrested - it was merely a refusal by an individual to a subpoena issued by the Congress for nothing even close to an insurrection. And the Supreme Court allowed for this ARREST. The Supreme Court upheld Harry Daugherty’s conviction and detention, holding that under the Constitution the Congress has the power to compel witnesses and testimony “to obtain information in aid of the legislative function”, even after Daugherty filed a “habeas petition” and lost. So “whatever tools”…maybe this “Committee” is just a smoke screen and afraid to take drastic actions when such is needed NOW! Maybe “You Can’t Stand the Truth”!

What will be sad, that the same members of Congress that went involved in the Donald Trump Impeachment #1 and the Donald John Trump Impeachment #2 and then whatever this committee comes up with, what good is it if Donald John Trump can get away with “Murder Most Foul” with 3-strikes and still not out!

So your agenda today, have Nancy Pelosi sign an ARREST WARRANT for Mark Meadows and then send the Sergeant-at-Arms with the cuffs to detain Meadows, then let the “Real Law” make good what a “Contempt Citation” is all about, as when a man is behind bars and the Supreme Court says “so what you deserve it”, then you’ll get the goods on Trump.

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11/16/21, 10:34 AM Tip Line - Thank You | Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol

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Dear Constituent,

Thank you for contacting the Select Committee and sharing information regarding the January 6th attack on the United States Capitol.

The Select Committee has received your submission and is prepared to follow up on the information you provided as appropriate. We respect your need to remain confidential and will use your contact information only to follow up with you regarding your submission, unless we determine disclosure is required.

Sincerely, Bennie G. Thompson Chairman

Rubber Soul “Stamp”

Nowhere Man ring a bell with respect to a “Rubber Soul”? Well when Donald John Trump was acting as the Commander-in-Thief and had called into action his “Militia” in an unwelcome wreck-it-Ralph special, it meant unleashing havoc on the U.S. Capitol. Mind you, at the same time he was handing out those preferential “Pardon Me I Broke Wind” releases like there was no tomorrow. Yes, “Get Out of Jail Free” tokens of appreciation, just stand by your dick hand man! Matter of fact, so many requests from the “I Really Don’t Care DO U” White House, that the “Acting Pardon Attorney” could not keep up with the delusionary deluge that was diluting forever what a “Presidential Pardon” was all about in merit. And so swamped setting the swamp free, instead of a Real McCoy “John Hancock” to make official the “Presidential Pardon Me”, it came to be a rubber stamp affair without the flair of an ink pen. Instead of an actual signature that would authenticate any and all pardons as “Official”, a rubber stamp would suffice the madness. And instead like never witnessed before, many of the pardon documents - that which bears the official seal of the Department-of-Judgement - well we find where there shall be a signature, an italic like stamp from a computer robot, like is witnessed below:

 

Now, it appears anybody can now make up a “fake” pardon, as do you really think Donald remembers what he was doing during his final addition fatal attraction murder most foul, besides tearing apart Jackie Kennedy’s “Rose Garden”, his priorities were in sealing the fate of DEMOCRACY! That includes “fake” pardons!

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 11/15/21, 2:34 PM Tip Line | Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol

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Chairman Thompson is interested in any information regarding the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol. We respect your need to remain confidential and will use your contact information only to follow up with you regarding your submission.

First Name: Stugots
Last Name: Scoregge nella mia testa
Email: AdamSchiffGoHome@USA.com
Phone Number 202-456-1111

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Dear Adam Schiff, it is time for you to uphold your promise to America.

It starts with this. “We’re Taking Down the Biden Regime”, that was Steve Bannon this day in realization that the “Criminal Contempt Citation” from your Special Effects Committee, it is a farce. That was in statement even before Bannon faced the judge, for a “criminal charge” referral! Bannon could attack our one-and-only DEMOCRACY, as he knew this “farce” committee holds no water in judgement, so may as well use this opportunity center stage of attention to push forward the Trump Dysentery Dynasty Marjorie Soylent Greene movement. Your inept “Committee’s” actions are propelling this motion, perpetrating more of the same because your game plan falls short of any mindful Constitutional mandate, sounds good on paper and sounds swell when Schiff gets his MSNBC time, but for really it is a “farce” for this Democrat. For real, Bannon goes free for a long time awaiting trial and does not have to answer to his subpoena for requested documents nor does this “Traitor” have to face your committee in answer, your efforts now in vain investigating that Trump Insurgency”R”Us January 6th ATTACK on “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” Capitol! As the others will follow suit! And what happened to Jeffrey Clark? Mark Meadows? And for real, DOJ prosecutors did not seek to detain Bannon before trial? He is announcing a continued “coup” against Biden, against our Nation, that is NOT Free Speech! And this is the “Criminal Contempt” seeking punishment, I guess any “compel” wanders off to hell! And for real some more; “Under conditions approved by the judge, Bannon agreed to weekly check-ins, to surrender his passport, provide notice of any travel outside the district and seek court approval for travel outside the continental United States.”

Not too long ago, Adam Schiff-for-brains advised that if the “Select Committee” does not have the power to compel testimony through a Congressional subpoena, then they(Select Committee) may as well go home. Today, we see that there may not exist a legal means avenue for this “Committee” to get sworn testimony from Trump’s thugs. So, I guess it means an early Thanksgiving, as I would hate to see Adam renege on that promise. Sad, when your “Committee” held the power gavel and balked, when the “Committee” had the U.S. Supreme Court in precedence-set on its side through McGrain v. Daugherty(circa 1927 and still a law of this land). Maybe Nancy Pelosi is afraid to call to duty that Sergeant-at-Arms, to ARREST these bastards. So now it appears that justice will never talk, so please take this TIP and walk, go home for the sake of “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” as your actions and or inactions are not what DEMOCRACY is in need of today. In reaching out for your “Committee” to STEP UP, that has failed miserably, which leaves but for a single option in remedy, STEP OUT

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11/15/21, 3:10 PM Tip Line - Thank You | Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol

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Dear Constituent,

Thank you for contacting the Select Committee and sharing information regarding the January 6th attack on the United States Capitol.

The Select Committee has received your submission and is prepared to follow up on the information you provided as appropriate. We respect your need to remain confidential and will use your contact information only to follow up with you regarding your submission, unless we determine disclosure is required.

Sincerely, Bennie G. Thompson Chairman

Beenie, Beenie & the Jesters

 11/15/21, 8:16 AM Tip Line | Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol

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Chairman Thompson is interested in any information regarding the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol. We respect your need to remain confidential and will use your contact information only to follow up with you regarding your submission.

First Name: Stugots

Last Name: Scoregge nella mia testa

Email: SupremeCourtGhost@USA.com

Phone Number 202-456-1111

Details: Dear Select Committee, here is your Monday morning "Contempt Powers 101" Study Guide:

Justice Willis Van Devanter made perhaps the most famous statement of Congressional "Contempt Powers" in McGrain v. Daugherty, a 1927 Supreme Court decision about Mally S. Daugherty, the brother of former Attorney General Harry Daugherty. A Select Senate committee issued a subpoena for Daugherty to testify and to also surrender records from an Ohio bank.

When Daugherty refused to comply after a second subpoena, the Senate passed a resolution issuing a warrant and authorizing a Senate deputy to take Daugherty into custody. Daugherty filed a habeas petition against his detention.

A lower court ruled that the Senate exceeded its powers by detaining Daugherty, freeing him.

However, the Supreme Court upheld his conviction, holding that under the Constitution, Congress has the power to compel witnesses and testimony “to obtain information in aid of the legislative function.”

“Each house of Congress has power, through its own process, to compel a private individual to appear before it or one of its committees and give testimony needed to enable it efficiently to exercise a legislative function belonging to it under the Constitution,” Van Devanter said.

“This has support in long practice of the houses separately, and in repeated Acts of Congress, all amounting to a practical construction of the Constitution.”

After studying the above, your "Test" is to ARREST Mark Meadows, failure will mean a non-passing grade and you will be sent back to kindergarten for milk and cookies. If you feel the Supreme Court was wrong in this "opine", then please provide a reason why and why you are so afraid to do your jobs!

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11/15/21, 8:17 AM Tip Line - Thank You | Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack on the United States Capitol 

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Dear Constituent,

Thank you for contacting the Select Committee and sharing information regarding the January 6th attack on the United States Capitol. The Select Committee has received your submission and is prepared to follow up on the information you provided as appropriate. We respect your need to remain confidential and will use your contact information only to follow up with you regarding your submission, unless we determine disclosure is required.

Sincerely, Bennie G. Thompson Chairman

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Full of that yankee doodly dum
Half a million boots went sloggin' through hell
And I was the kid with the drum

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It was Al all the time
Why don't you remember, I'm your pal
Say buddy, can you spare a dime?

Thank You Dad!

Nancy Pelosi's Menstrual Camp

Congressional Contempt v. Menstrual Equity
aka  Donald Trump v. United States Congress 

Dear Beenie Thompson, Chair of the House of Nancy’s January 6^th Insurgency”R”Us Investigative Selected Do Nothing Committee;

In your press release of November 9th following the ruling by Judge Chutkan on Donald Trump’s “Executive Privilege” assertion now denied, you are quoted for the record: “This decision affirms the importance of the Select Committee’s work to get answers for the American people, recommend changes to the law to strengthen our democracy, and help ensure nothing like the attack of January 6th ever happens again. The Select Committee’s investigation is moving forward swiftly and we look forward to receiving these important records from the National Archives.” You know that even before you posted this “press release” that Donald Trump filed with the appeals court. And I take issue in your statement of “recommend changes to the law to strengthen our democracy.” That is a false pretense statement, as if it were true, why has not your committee proposed to Spanker Nancy Pelosi and Majority Whipping Post Boy Hoyer the importance of getting Ted Lieu’s H.R. 406 “moving forward swiftly”? In contact with both the Speaker’s Office and Hoyer’s Office with respect to the status of Ted’s “Resolution” before the “House” as timely entered in May of this year, I received the most un-American welcome in feed-back, that such information as to why that “resolution” is stalled is not public information? WTF, as this is what tramples Democracy to Hypocrisy. I thought the years of Trump had by this time been extinguished to extinction in the way that administration treated “We the People”, appears maybe so Congress is infected still! And being persistent to the point in contention that I would not allow some young piss-ant aide of Pelosi or Hoyer treat me with disrespect, as I have time on my side in retirement to care about “My Country ‘Tis of Thee”, well taking NO as an answer was not an option. And finally I was successful in tearing down that wall and was told that a “collective decision on the priority of that resolution” found it of no interest as “higher priority” resolutions along with the House work load could not afford Ted’s “resolution” any floor time, it was superseded in priority with things like the “Menstrual Equity in the Peace Corp Act”. And praytell, this is the second-year-in-a-row that Ted’s concern over inadequate power by the Congress with respect to enforcement of committee subpoenas has fallen by the wayside good night Irene. Did you forget, it was H.R. 1029 as introduced by Lieu before the 116^th Congress, in June of 2020 and where in hell did that end up, maybe someone had a menstrual cramp and flushed it down the drain! But so glad to see you and your cohorts in shame have found more vacation time so over worked! Now when I hear the word collective, is this Communist China? So if you really want to prove your committee’s worth during these trying times, get that Ted Lieu “Resolution” front and center of attention get it passed right now and then you will have proven to me that you give a rat’s ass about our Founding Fathers’ Democracy, by changes to the law to strengthen that Democracy. For sake of clarity, Ted’s Resolution is 406, titled “Congressional Inherent Contempt Resolution” and in short description; “Amending the Rules of the House of Representatives with respect to the enforcement of committee subpoenas to executive branch officials, and for other purposes.” And IMAGINE had your committee had that “Resolution” approved when Steve Bannon laughed at that subpoena! Same with that Jeffrey Clark laughter and many more that will become part of your committee’s “Jokermanthon”.

And then give me a break for heaven’s sake. After the “press release” and you getting TV coverage time, you insisted that Trump “man up and not be a spoiled brat”? That’s like asking Lucifer to find salvation. So one thing we have gotten from the Select Committee dealing with that January 6th Insurgency”R”Us attack on the Capitol, more laughter which I guess is still the best medicine. And my sentiment to that is “only one thing I did wrong, stayed in Mississippi a day too long” is loud and clear today. If you don’t understand that, ask Bob Dylan.

In ending, I hope that Merrick Garland sends your “Steve Bannon Contempt Citation” back to its origin and makes the claim that the Congress has the sole discretion and responsibility to take such matters onto its own hands in authority, by sending the Sergeant-at-Arms to “ARREST” those that resist a valid subpoena. I encourage you to be prepared should that happen, like very soon so please have Pelosi sign the ARREST” warrants now! But maybe, just maybe the intent was to throw the “Contempt” ball into someone else’s arena, as menstrual cramps can be deliberating and thus cause for concern, even when our Democracy is under attack by TV time theatrics.