John Winston Ono Lennon

 

Mitch McConnell & Lindsey

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Trump Pardons Michael T. Flynn

 

First Rose of Spring

First Lady Order of Business?

Wow, we see who wears the pants…for real Jill Biden will reclaim the White House in her First Lady role by digging up the cesspool and replacing that swamp with the likes of the original Michelle Obama “Rose Garden”. Yes, that “put up a parking lot” Melania mentality will be condemned, and instead of tennis balls flourishing and scare-crowing what once thrived in harmony the Oval Office “Peace Accord”, the return of the winged. It will be the “Opening” Executive Order by Joe, as a ways and means to show how his administration will strive to take back this country in DEMOCRACY for all, as Melania tried to re-design the “People’s House” into the “Monarch” castle. And maybe one day, when the birds are free to once again roam the White House landscape, maybe Joe & Jill can invite over Barack and Michelle, as I sure miss that “Amazing Grace” ritual…but the tentative date for the re-opening of the “Rose Garden” is this spring, with Willie Nelson being highlighted as a guest to sing that “First Rose of Spring”:

The first time that he saw her
He knew everything had changed
Overnight love started blooming
Like the first rose of spring

Auburn hair like a sunrise
Sweetest smile he'd ever seen
Butterflies, they danced around her
Like the first rose of spring

Summertime would've never started
And wintertime would never end
She colored his life, opened his eyes
To things he'd never dream
Without the first rose of spring

Gave him children like a garden
They gave 'em all the love they'd need
To grow up strong, she made a home
And every year he'd bring
Her the first rose of spring

The last time he saw her
He knew everything had changed
He said goodbye and let the tears fall like rain
On the first rose of spring

 Songwriters: Allen Shamblin / Marc Beeson / Randy Houser

Bob Dylan DEAD?

Maybe the Fucking Moron approaching “vagrant” status in the White House is right, about his constant attack targeting the FAKE news! See, I just heard it, on MSNBC at 6:30PM Pacific Time, yes I have been drinking…but Bob Dylan died last year according to the newsman? OK, MSNBC is short staff due the fact a majority of the loudmouths are in the bunker, due COvid. So WTF, as how in hell could this be true with Dylan…it isn’t as the release of “Murder Most Foul” was in 2020 and that tells me Mr. Tambourine Man is alove and well. Dear Madcow, what gives with this Dylan obituary?

Dear Govna Newsom

 Dear California Govna Nuisance

So glad, I meant SAD, to see you still enjoying your Richie Rich kid hairdo, I meant lifestyle, and taking some timeout not for “takeout” but in-person dining out with the French “Dirty” Laundry bunch. Hope you enjoyed the $350/per person dining extravaganza. In your head, without the help of a low-life assistant stuck at home eating SPAM, can you do the math how many Big Macs that $loot$ would buy and feed the “homeless”? Don’t bother, it’s a TESTicle question and men missing the manhood, that pennis shroud, may be handicapped this Simple Simon math quiz jiz! Anyway, hope that “fromunder” cheese spread and the COvid side salad meets your dining out standards, especially during this “pandemic” and we “Citizens United” abiding by your authority, staying home alone and eating that SPAM sandwich! But I care not a rat’s ass if you desire to place yourself in harm’s way or the fact “what’s in your wallet” funny $money$ is no object when millions of Americans are without work or wage - even though it appears the citizens are paying way too much for your double-edged table manners’ standards. But what really gets my goat, the fact that eatery you had a special night out, Nova Scotia “Lobster” the “Special” for an additional whoopee cushion tip that the FOX said saw a $100-dollar bill! Now the last time I GOOGLED the “Nova”, that place belongs to Canada. Wow, and at the same time the Maine lobstermen are going under due this COvid and small-town mom & pop establishments sea to shining sea tables in graveyard mode, so much for BUY AMERICAN. And that is the “Stink Test”, as not only do you give not a rat’s ass about your own “governing” to protect the citizens, why not at the same time throw the American economy in the cesspool some more who cares about the poor, thrown away under the smoking wheels of that Bozo bus mentality you administer missing decency! Now that “GOVNA” introductory label was not a typo, as in some countries outside the contingent US of A, it means “feces, shit or poo” and that is exactly what you have proven with your French “Dirty Dozen” Laundry, that “shatting” on decency is a way of life for the rich and powerful as you still believe your shit doesn’t stink - and in ending “Buddy can you spare a dime” take a whiff on me, as without a COvid mask it is easily detectable - Sir Stugots Scoreggia nella mia testa

pa-rum pum pum pum

Just think, it could have been an early Christmas for Donald Trump and his Trump Tower Dysentery Dynasty, had he just counted to 77 before his “American First” agenda that went for the “jugular” - wherein that CULTivation thinks only Trump University scientists are worthy of designing “election erection algorithms”. And at the same time, that Sidney Powell lawyer has litigated in victory that Newton’s “Zero Root Equation” allows a “divide by zero” to exist when it comes to “liars”. Yet, the “wish” was there, and being a mortified bonafide one-term Moron, Trump mishandled the opportunity of a lifetime - as a guarantee of that 2^nd-term! See, had the Fucking Moron read his NIH intelligence briefings when Barack “Amazing Grace” Obama handed over the keys to the clown house instead of the Oval office and the Moron didn’t realize the difference once-a-clown-always-a-clown, he would have been made aware the “vaccine” scientists were so, so, so close to claiming success with the “Messenger” type shot-in-the-arm vaccine for “pandemics”. That so far bang-for-our-buck, it was well worth the “blood, sweat and tears” to continue the Obama ”era” effort instead of filing it under the Trump “error”. This “Messenger” type of “vaccine” was the newest and brightest kid on the block in this new age of “Hi-Tech” wonders and we were so damn close! But when 18% of the funding for the continuation of the research behind this “Messenger” went AWOL, well we left the bases loaded but the game was called off for a “rain-delay” and the sun never shined again - not until the “COvid” showed up but it was too damn late as the bases went empty and all the umpires were furloughed. Now had that funding continued, instead of Trump becoming a desperate depression the lose of his MAGA dream of “4 More Years” wherein he will soon be a vagrant at the White House, he would have hands down WON! See, that 18% has delayed the “Messenger” vaccine by 77-days, the Angel Number that is the duration from the November election to the next “Inauguration”, wherein Trump will be exploding in anger as Joe Biden claims the day! Funny, that “77” designates on the right track a “righteous walk” of life, except for the Mobius Strip Eunuch, wherein everything finds the opposite meaning the reason a lie is a…And had that research funding allowed for that “Messenger” vaccine to become a reality, that same victory would have been known way before the election, and would have given Trump a double-edge sword for re-election, as we would have already realized “COvid recovery” in the works, which means people back to work and the economy catching up what was lost that past year. So, what a Christmas present it would have meant had the Fucking Moron stayed the course and allowed that “Messenger” vaccine to become a drug store shelf cowboy item sea to shining sea! But what really surpasses a shot-in-the-arm instead a shot-in-the-groin, the COvid lasting has increased the cost of my Thanksgiving feast by 18%, holy shat and that is a “Messenger” that is Un-Patriotic in my “life, liberty and the pursuit of turkey day happiness”, may he choke on that “Lucky” wishbone my case closed!