Alaskans “Big Dividend”

Alaska's new government may be forced to sign into effect a “Law” that will disburse the “Budget Reserve Fund” of $51-Billion bucks back to “Last Frontier” Alaskans that can claim they were a bonafide resident back in 1976. Wow, which means some 300000 lucky “True Alaskans” will receive a dividend of close to $170-thousand bucks! The new government's transition team insists this was the original intent of the fund, and by distributing back this money to its rightful owners it will end a long standing legal feud, to whom this money belonged too in the first place. The urgency to sign this law and distribute the money is based on the fact the “Reserve” has come under the watchful eye and interest of the legislature, as Alaska's “government funding” today finds a deficit, due decreased oil prices and continued “frivolous” spending - like the $millions$ wasted on appeal of the “Same-Sex Marriage” argument and the building of “Don Young's Bridge to Nowhere”! The fear today with that “Reserve” is this. If the legislature does indeed make a case to raid the “Reserve”, to fund government during this deficit emergency, then it will be a “precedence set” and that “Reserve” will be whittled away to nothing. As “Oil Bucks” decrease with deflating World Oil Prices along with Alaska's giant “Prudhoe Bay” field on the decline, with an increased population it is not allowing the cost of government to decrease, so there comes a burden on public service and makes the case to raid the “Reserve”. But Alaska's population today is double what it was in 76, so many newcomers have not the idea what it was way back when and to the old-timers, there should be no longer a sharing of this “Reserve”. It goes back to the once popular “Longevity Bonus” that was an added benefit to those sticking it out during senior years – yes, money for all the efforts over the long winter years. So the intent is too give it back to the rightful owners, those that were bonafide residents when the “Bush Rat” enacted the “Reserve” into law by securing away this loot, yes a ways and means to keep it away from the legislature. Due legal disputes based on “Residency” back in the late 70's and early 80's, the distribution of the “Reserve” was forgotten about and so was invested and today those investments have allowed the “Reserve” to grow, totaling in the neighborhood of $51-Billion! So call the new government and ask when the checks will be in the mail. But there may come some objections from those that moved to Alaska after 1976, including our newly elected Senator Dan Sullivan. It will be interesting to see where Dan finds himself on this issue. But it will end up in the courts, just like with “Local Hire” issue, when the Zobel Law Family decided to court object Alaska handing out money based on “Years of Residency”, that it was against the law since they were not allowed any “dividend” back then being newcomers to the state - since then Alaska has gone downhill. So to those that were here in 1976, we deserve that “Reserve” and need to stick together to champion this cause. And here is a warning, please Cheechako, “Don't Tread On US” this issue - we deserve it, you don't! Wow, $170000 extra bucks!

Emperor Obama

“Hen-Pecked” Hen-House Speaker John Boehner reacts to “poisoned well” after Emperor Obama signs “Executive Order” lifting the 25-year ban on Pete Rose for induction into the “Base Ball Hall of Fame”, signed on November 20^th, 2014 - as part of "Immigration Reform".

What's new for 114^th U.S. Congress, which will convene in January, 2015? House Speaker's “Gavel” to be replaced by “Toilet Plunger”. 

  Dear John, please get to WORK!

Eric Cantor tests ways too....help the "Lobby"!

AKOBAMACARE

See, when Sean Parnell was governor wannabe like “Sarah” her heinyess governess, he poo-poo'd ObamaCare and said “NEY” to extending Medicaid under the Affordable Care Act, which cost him the electorate which would have allowed continuance his wannabe “Sarah” fantasy. Honestly, when I heard about the “Panty” thief down in Kodiak, first thing that crossed my mind, where's Parnell? Look, Parnell quit a long time ago just like Palin's “horses in midstream” follies, yet he continued to take up residency in Juneau, at the governor's mansion because he was waiting on a “Reality” show contract – hanging out like he thought he maintained “squatter” rights as part of his “I Quit” state benefits. So here is the take on what Parnell thought he was accomplishing by insisting on “Hell No Obama Help”. The formula for Medicaid benefit extending also shores up Medicare and health care for the Veteran's Administration! See, “appropriations computation” finds some semblance of equal footing with some things, basically you can't give it away too the poor unless you allow an increase in other areas that benefits the better off – so herein we find one government program that provides relief and at the same satisfies other common denominator requirements. Get the point, by agreeing on helping the needy, the low-income poor with “Medicaid” through the “Extending” free-not-for-all, it also increases the chance of better care for our elderly and our war torn combat troops may get “quicker” attention for PTSD. Hear about the IRAQ veteran that lost his legs, and when the surgeons put the “prosthesis” right leg on the wrong side and vice versa - he is still like that today but has managed to get around! No, there is no such thing as “Malpractice” for our military troops under the knife. Anyway, with Parnell, it was a sick mindset that tried to refuse such Uncle Sam “Good Samaritan” relief just to satisfy the “Fringe” - trying to incite the fiction that Parnell likes to stand-up to “Big Government” and hates Obama – upon everything Obama did for Alaska. But Parnell – the verdict is still out whether he will stump trump Sheffield as the lamest of governors, as Sarah was in a classless class of her own kind – he was at liberty to try this tactic in efforts to gain favor a constituency with a bent crank-shaft, as many Alaskans have no idea what goes on behind the scenes but insist on hating “Uncle Sam”. Talk “Uncle Sam” or Obama around many “Tread-less Horsemen”, and pistons pop – good thing they have brain injury coverage from that job out at Eielson as a snow-plow snoozer. Remember this, 65% of pay checks in Alaska come from Uncle Warbucks....Why Alaskans hate Obama, it is criminal and if I were in his position, I would say no more “freebies” as Alaskans still take in 3x what other states find in Federal appropriations, as Ted Stevens did get many programs cast in concrete - the reason MoanaLisa MurCowpie and Don Young can sit around and do nothing as our representatives-at-large. Begich did go out on a limb, and with Obama's “Stimulus” we found another gift as Alaska reeled in about $2000 per capita when the rest of the nation realized $800 – so once again above average and the reason we were able to finally award Don Young for all the comic relief he has provided over the years, with a “Bridge to Nowhere”! Yes, we have a railroad bridge with no tracks to or from, crossing the Tanana River for what reason remains a mystery – but Don and Bill Sheffield are happy clowns. That's where Begich went wrong, he allowed it to happen and it wasted the U.S. Taxpayers' loot. And there are many members of Congress today that want the waste cut out, so send the Koch addicts on the trail, to sniff out the “waste not want” and then with the seek accomplished, destroy! Bye-bye Mr. Begich! So with Dan taking over, he can join MoanaLisa and Don, in the “Do Nothing” category and smile all the way to retirement. Damn, what a perfect fit. See, since MoanaLisa MurCowpie does nothing but hide and seek good land deals and since Don is still under observation over the coconut beheading, many in Congress think we only have Begich too blame – an out-of-sight out-of-mind reality. When many Alaskans were asked “Who is Lisa Murkowski”, most thought she was a lady that rolled pasta for a living, up on “Government Hill” still. But ObamaCare, because it is subsidized in part by charging Hen-House Speaker John Boehner a “Tanning Tax” - as he spends most of his time trying to be “Extended Brown” - this extra loot allowed Obama to offer the “Extension” with benefits. So Parnell didn't have to accept the President's “Olive Branch” as Obama's ACA has been very, very, very generous to Alaska – even with denial of such friendship. See, we take some of our “Resource Development” money and keep it away from the legislature, yes we do, and that money is invested. Just this year alone, with the Affordable Care Act, Alaska has gained over $70-Million – for doing nothing to help out “needy” Alaskans! Which in Simple-Sarah-Math equates to an extra hundred bucks for your PFD check - in the 1^st year the ACA was in effect! So, even though Parnell said “NO”, Alaskans continue to benefit from the ACA, today and tomorrow will be no different with actual increases, as the investment keeps growing with more “enrollments”, from “outsiders”! So that PFD is shored up by Obama's steadfastness to “HELP” Americans get what they deserve, and our politicians know this but also realize a majority of Alaskan have no idea what goes on - the reason they can take shots at this and that and still win over the lemmings still learning, based on the fact that a bent crank-shaft does indeed “Tread On” a free-ride!

Thank You Fairbanks

I was visiting Fairbanks and want to thank the sponsors of “Our Town” for a very special “Stage Night” out. See, I an elderly and have not a lot of disposable income, so exist on a limited budget. No way can I find enough extra cash to ride the Alaska Railroad during the normal summer schedule, so rely on “Off Peak” hours wherein due the funding that Casey Jones Sheffield gets from Uncle Sam, I can ride the rail at half-price – how much? And we bad mouth the Amtrak. Yes, only in Alaska are “Off Peak” hours in the winter. But little did I know that I would get stuck in Fairbanks, for an entire week as once the train roared out of town and headed south, little did I realize it would be the next weekend before I could return. So I had to rent a hotel, and live on cat food. It's been years since I visited this interior city, as I lived here during construction of the Trans-Alaska-Pipeline – so that tells you how old I am! And all those real life “muggings” in the streets, all part of the tourist “make it look real” trade I guess, like a real gun-slinging town, showing Fairbanks still the rough and tough town it was once famed. But the nice conductor that told me the bad news, about the train a no-show accept once a week - or some guy dressed up like one - he gave me a free ticket for the “Our Town's Theater Night”. Which was good, because the only place I could afford was some flea-bitten monkey-hooker hotel that was damn cold, the walls constantly shaking like a continuous earthquake and awful loud screams from every which way but loose - so at least the theater gave me enough body heat to digest the cat food. But it was a great stage drama, called “Dumb & Dumber”. All Alaskans should take advantage of the Alaska Railroad “half-fare” and go up north to see this spoof. It is a real skit, about an actual conflict here in Fairbanks, happening today! “Dumb” portrays some state outfit that wants to liquefy natural gas in Prudhoe Bay and then haul it by truck, down that Dalton Highway. When I was a young whiskey-snapper, I helped build that road, it ain't for trucks armed to the gills with explosive cargoes. So the flick got to the point about the “Dumb” aspect of this project. But why not make a joke out of a joke. Then I realized that it was not a joke, as somebody is actually paving the way for this project, which brings in “Dumber” to Scene II. Yes, “Dumber” portrays the IGLU – Interior Gas Losers Utility – which thinks it can find even “Dumber then Dumber” membership, to sign up to buy natural gas at twice the cost of any other kind of heat. Then the entire stage scene changes, and now “Dumb” is the Golden Valley Electric Association's “Board of Directors”, and the “coop” members taking on the roll of the “Dumber”, for allowing the utility to pay outrageous salaries to its executive branch, when the customers are raped for electricity at 211% the national average. Then the scene changes again, this time around “Dumb”, well it looks like Sarah Palin and “Dumber”, Senator John McCain. Wow, then we see Don Young as “Mr. Dumb” and those that voted him back in, well fit as “Mr. Dumber”. And this goes on all night. Too bad it ended, as there was probably a hundred more “Dumb & Dumber” routines fit for the role playing. So thanks again, for such a comic time night out. And on the way back to the hooker hotel, some guy tried raping me, using an Oosik - just part of the Fairbanks theme – all in good fun. But soon it was time to take the train back to Anchorage. Along the way we stopped and picked up a bunch of “Looney Goons”, this new generation that lives “Off the Grid” - talk about “Dumb & Dumber” divided by “zero”! Whatever happened to Alaska? Maybe we need border protection, as we have hit no-pay dirt, with the “Dumb & Dumber” that have taken over. From outside politicians to outlandish politicians. This young generation, they cannot belong to us, as evolution would not be that cruel. But when you see years and years of abuse by a “Corrupt Bastard Club” mentality, wherein with us or against us reigns supreme, what else do you expect? At least the Alaska Railroad could offer “half-fares” in the summer, as what in hell does Casey Jones define as “Off Peak”? Sad, when Amtrak finds a better reputation for serving the needs of the citizens.....

Tabaco Endorsement

Yes, Alaska invests “Resource Development” revenues in “TABACO”:

Company/Stock/Cost/Street Value/Gain

BRITISH AMERICAN TOBACCO
     11,330/$242,490/$639,561/$397,071

BRITISH AMERICAN TOBACCO ORD
     698,900/$23,824,674/$39,451,817/$15,627,143

IMPERIAL TOBACCO GROUP ORD 10P
     278,799/$8,276,490/$12,040,614/$3,764,124

PHILIP MORRIS INTERNATIONAL IN
     433,598 $31,135,070 $36,162,073 $5,027,003

Investment: $63,478,725

Street Value: $88,294,065

Alaska's Gain: $24,815,340

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Dear Senate President Huggins & House Leader Chenault;

Why in hell is Alaska investing in Tabaco stocks? With the problem “Tabaco” has caused with young adults in “our” villages, shouldn't we be careful on what we wish for? Please see too it that we take this stock preference away from the APFC's portfolio as it is not what is supposed to be happening with our resourse development revenues. This is “Your Duty”. Thanks..... S. Pam McGee

STUPID American!

House Speaker John Boehner calls Americans “STUPID” while heading to work this morning.(At least with the right tool for Congress!)

Your Permanent “FUN”

For Alaskans ONLY:

Value of stock “OWNED” by State of Alaska, your PFD Portfolio;

APPLE INC = $180,326,985

MICROSOFT CORP = $123,897,378

EXXON MOBIL CORP = $97,284,191

WELLS FARGO & CO = $95,957,944

NOVARTIS AG = $94,289,163

SAMSUNG ELECTRONICS CO LTD = $91,884,709

ROCHE HLDG AG GENUSSCHEINE NPV = $90,346,973

GILEAD SCIENCES INC = $81,559,329

FACEBOOK INC = $76,447,725

HON HAI PRECISION INDUSTRY CO = $75,898,787

ROYAL DUTCH SHELL PLC = $74,106,198

So of course we must be nice to EXXON and Royal Dutch......Drill Baby Drill!

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