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Friday, January 31, 2014

Stolen Furniture?


GOP Response



Finally after waiting some 72-hours to respond, the GOP has found a spokesperson to deliver a rebuttal to Obama's 7th State of the Union:

Squeal, squeal like a PIG!

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Desolation Row - Remake



This re-make of Dylan's Desolation Row in honor of Barack Obama's recent State-of-the-UNION:

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Swine Eric is selling invitations of the lynching
They’ve sealed the House off with clowns
The beauty parlor is filled with tan faced Boehners
The circus is this town
Here comes the blind Sergeant at Arms
They've got a bullet to his head
With one hand in the Treasury safe
The other is in someone else's pants
And the Tea-Party losers they’re restless
They need more Beck blowjobs
As Lady Michelle and the Chief look out tonight
From Desolation Row

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Unionella, she seems so restless
“It takes one to grow one,” she frowns
And puts her lips to the old wine bottle
Nanny Pelosi style
And in comes the Cruz, he’s moaning
“You Bow down to Me I Believe”
When someone says, “You’re no friend and in the wrong country,
You better go back home”
And the only sound that’s left
After the misfired missile is gone
Is America weeping upon the circus trash
Littering Desolation Row

~
Now the law protecting the poor is forbidden
The rich have taken it all
The future-telling lady
In a black limousine taken for a last ride
All except for Madman McCain and Lindsey Little Boy
And the douchebag of the broken Dynasty
Everybody is faking trust
Or else expecting more of the insane
And the Good Chief, he’s dressing
He’s getting ready for the showdown
He’s going to the carnival tonight
On Desolation Row

~
Now Lady 1st, she’s ’neath the goal post
For her I feel so afraid
On her seventh worthless recital
She already is an aging patriot
To her, equality is quite romantic
She wears an iron smile
Her profession’s her religion
Her sin is her peacefulness
And though her eyes are fixed upon
Barack's great Socialistic rainbow
She spends her time peeking out for now
From Desolation Row

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With McConnell, disguised as Senator Good
And his Negro memories in a trance
Passed this way an hour ago
With his friend, Mr. Clueless Clan
He looked so immaculately frightful
As he bummed a cigarette
Then he went off sniffing dirty diapers
And reciting the K Street alphabet
Now you would not think to look at him
But he was a terror long ago
For playing Russian roulette with the America goal
And today we have Desolation Row

~
Dr. Hannity keeps his world
Inside of a lubricated Trojan horse
And all his brain dead FOX hounds
They’re trying to blow this America up
Now his nurse, some local boozer
She’s in charge of his sinking ship
And she also keeps the cards that read
“Have Mercy on Our Souls”
They all play and pray for the other side
You can hear them tell no truths
If you lean your head out far enough
From Desolation Row

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Across the isle they’ve readied his crucifix
They’re getting ready for their feast
The ghost of Mr. Lincoln
A perfect image of his peace
They’re spoon feeding Miss Liberty
To get her to feel more assured
Then they’ll kill her off with self-confidence
After poisoning her with words
And us pilgrims are shouting to our youth
“Get Outa Here If You Don’t Know
Obama is being punished for trying to fix
This Desolation Row”

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Now at midnight all the lobby kin
With the lead of the inhumane Romney scum
Come out and round up everyone
That have less than they do
Then they bring them to the mutiny
Where the electrocution machine
Is strapped across their testicles
And then comes the kerosene
Brought down from the mansions
By insurance men who go
Check to see that nobody is escaping
From Desolation Row

~
Praise be to America's Neptune
As the Bernies still hail at dawn
When everybody’s still shouting
“Which Side Are You On?”
And Mr. Lee and his pregnant whore
Still fighting for the captain’s head
While True America laughs at them aloud
As we workers still hold the sword
From sea to shining sea
Where once good times ruled our destiny
But today nobody has to think too much anymore
We have landed on Desolation Row

~
Yes, I received your letter yesterday
(About the time the Constitution broke)
When you asked how America was doing
Was that some kind of joke?
All these people that you mention
Yes, I know them, they’re quite lame
We need to rearrange their faces
And give them all new brains
Right now I can’t see too good
Don’t send me no more excuses, no
Not unless you mail them
Far from this Desolation Row

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

So long Pete






Sorry, as I am not going to fall for the snare-trap set by the impostors. See, it is a “Happy Day”, as I can say that I was in tune to Pete Seeger's trials & tribulations as one of America's greatest of heroes. Folklore wise and politically correct wise. And proud to divulge that at one time had the opportunity of a one-on-one smile with Pete, at a low-down dirty laundromat in Fairbanks, Alaska, back in the mid-70's when Pete was praising the “Union” that built the Trans-Alaska-Pipeline. Oh, that impostors' snare-trap, the fact that Pete's departure as a “brother of love” was the last covered story for the morning news this day, on NPR even so, wherein like the norm political corruption continues to steal away the main stage thunder. What in hell do you think Pete was trying to tell us all these years? When is enough political corruption truly enough wherein we start to take back our “Union”? Yes, if only we would put down that damn hi-tech crap shoved down our throats and just listen, for once....but the “snare-trap” is working! “Don't you weep after me”...... Thanks Mr. Seeger, enjoy the next journey.

Saturday, January 25, 2014

When is Enough....



Just how much are the un-informed Alaskans willing to let Parnell get away with? As we speak, the governor is raiding the hen-house again, and we sit back doing nothing. Remember, we impeached Bill Sheffield for far less crimes, but back then we had a citizenry that cared about the futue....

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Alaska Historical Hysteria


STATE OF ALASKA
Natural Resources
Division of Oil and Gas Conservation
Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Committee

Conservation Order No. 145
Prudhoe Bay Field - Prudhoe Oil Pool

June 1, 1977 - Gas sales in large volumes from the Prudhoe Bay Field will not be possible until a gas conditioning plant and a large gas sales pipeline are constructed. The completion of a large gas sales pipeline and plant to condition gas is estimated at approximately five years from start of oil production.

Enemy of the Senator

Enemy of the Senator

“Enemy of the Senator” has received monetary backing for initial production from an anonymous source. The production of this documentary finds overwhelming evidence that U.S. Senator Ted Stevens(Alaska) was the target of an assassination by his very own “friends”, due a break-in at the IRS headquarters in Anchorage, Alaska. The IRS maintained its enforcement branch at the very office building owned by indicted VECO chief Bill Allen. Over the years that Steven's enjoyed the position as one of the most powerful U.S. senators, Anchorage found “pork money” to rebuild almost every Federal government building, except that of the U.S. Treasury. And this came about for a reason. Allen was one of Ted's closest compatriots, until the law caught up and Bill ratted out what he knew in a plea bargain agreement – wherein he was even acquitted for taking advantage on under-aged girls – his bimbo whores. It appears that the IRS office in Anchorage was security compromised, wherein the bimbo whores were allowed to ramshackle the tax returns of powerful politicians that were being audited – basically a back-door ways and means to resolve and erase $millions$ in fines and overdue tax payments. One of the worst nightmares for a politician is a “Tax” problem, so this back-door was how powerful state lawmakers and campaign contributing friends were rewarded and problems erased. The evidence that this documentary portrays points to a connection, wherein Ted was about to spill the beans as to what he knew of the IRS breakdown – with names, rank and serial numbers of those that were rewarded amnesty. The reason the entire Ted Steven's trial has come to a dead halt – as one thing the Federal government cannot and will not stand for is to find proof that the Tax system had been compromised, as that would be the death wish of those adamant that it is a failed system and must be destroyed. Eat Pie Productions - which is also moving forward with a documentary on the EXXON Valdez wreck and how that was also a well planned sabotage attempt by a local environmental group from Valdez - plans to have the “Enemy of the Senator” available for viewing by late 2014. Any inquiries into this documentary should be forwarded to storylineonline@gci.net.