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Saturday, March 30, 2013

Simple Gun Control


Ingredients:

2nd Amendment(A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)

UN-alienable Right(a freedom that cannot be surrendered, as such “rights” are considered "natural" or "God-given", as in life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness) 

IN-alienable Right(a right that can be transferred with the consent of the person possessing such right) 

Article II, Section 2(The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States)

Directions

When the above ingredients are mixed correctly, we are provided with “Gun Control” - which appears out-of-control today. Massacres on the “Homeland” are indicative that we as Americans are not following the law, a dereliction upon our Constitutional conviction, and when such derelictions continue on unabated it frightens away our freedoms. The United States Constitution is a self-respecting charter, wherein it takes some semblance of decency and ownership the citizenry to keep it honorable. Like a torn flag waving in the wind of distrust, so is the Constitution today. If you want everything in “black & white”, please leave! When we go running to the U.S. Supreme Court for every little headache, we are loosing control our liberty. When the voice of such a minority becomes the voice of America, we have become “slaves” without a “voice”. It may be time for every American to take what is happening into serious consideration and rethink just what the Constitution means upon individual “Freedoms”. You would be amazed at what is hidden still in this guarantee to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness - an “UN-alienable” guarantee. Yes, “Term Limits” for Congress already exists! But that is not the issue this sermon, as even though we are getting massacred by a “Do Nothing” Congress wherein “Term Limits” is another “easy” solution to the problem, it is another self-inflicted massacres that is front and center our attention upon the “Constitution”. Let me start by saying, “Gun Control” is so simple - we must just follow what is already cast in concrete before us. This falls into the category of “UN-alienable” vs. “IN-alienable” Rights. When we elect a President who is then sworn to duty by the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, comes also the identifying of the Commander-in-Chief. Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the following Oath or Affirmation: - “I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.” When an elected “President” takes that oath, so do we! According to the the Commander-in-Chief and the inherent powers granted the Presidency still today, that person has full control of “all arms” - it is that simple. Accept for hunting rituals wherein “bearing of arms” is a requirement, we basically transfer our 2nd Amendment “Right” onto the Commander in Chief through the “IN-alienable”. And until such time the “President” cannot or will not secure a free state, we temporarily forfeit our right to keep and bear arms. Yes, we place “Trust” in that fact. Please don't laugh, as this is still the United States of America. This is not a laughing matter, and the only thing amusing is the fact that there is a destructive militia mentality that cannot place “Trust” where there is already respect to “our” freedom. Basically, turn in your weapons and when hunting season comes along, you will be allowed to sleep with your rod for a spell. When we see how simple gun control is, the debate on assault weapons and extended clips is no longer an issue. It's all in the “Constitution”! The National Guard of each state is defined as the “Militia” as outlined in Article II. Any other “militia” is basically a tyrannic group of individuals that don't believe in freedom upon which this nation thrives. Since this “Militia” is a state's “Right”, the armories should be the depositories of individual weapons, as a secure storage until such times there comes a need to mobilize – either through the Commander-in-Chief demanding such involvement or when we find “Treason” upon the oath of office. This provides the ultimate in separation of state, and provides also a ways and means to keep our freedoms should the President forfeit the oath. So there should come a “grace” period wherein all weapons are turned over to each state's “Militia” - local National Guard Armory - for safe storage, which takes care of gun registration also! In fact, make it a requirement for the head of each household to have a weapon secured in this fashion, just in case! Think of this as a “Bad Ass” deterrent. And after a short time following this resignation our right to bear arms through the “IN-alienable”, any guns left behind and not accounted for, that is when the outlaws will be hunted and we will learn the true voice of those opposing the Constitution! Killing two birds with one stone? It is so easy, done with and we can get on to more pressing issues, like “Term Limits” and equitable “Taxation”!

Friday, March 29, 2013

Don Young Apology


Wow! So Don Young has made an apology. No not upon the fact that he called Mexican farm workers “Wet-backs”, Don has finally apologized for forcing the United States NAVY to cough up $70-Million to build a “Ferry Nobody Wanted”. See back some years ago, when Bill Allen was considered not a pervert, Bill sold Alaska's delegation a “Bridge To Nowhere” Dream. Wet Dream? Pipe Dream? Both work in this case. So in efforts to get this “BTN” past the wet pipe phase, Bill convinced Don that Alaska needed a “High Speed Amphibious Assault” vessel to build the “Bridge To Nowhere”. So Don used his stroke and found a shelved project, for a “High Speed Amphibious Assault” vessel the NAVY didn't even want, as the theater of war had changed and such a moron vessel served no useful purpose – except! So off we went again, into the wild blue blunder. And this “Bridge to Nowhere” soon had a companion, “A Ferry Nobody Wanted”. So money was found in the defense budget, and soon the steel was being cut and the slabs welded together, for....And when it was all said and done, well the owners of this “Ferry without a cause” had to auction it off without ever seeing a single passenger. And this was only after the Matanuska Thunder Fuck Heads tried to give this boat away. Problem, nobody knows how to drive this piece of crap and it is so expensive that the best possibility is as scrap metal. So it went on the auction block, and when Friday's deadline approached, the owners didn't have a whole lot to show, accept a single bid. Yes, $750K for a $70-Million dollar boondoggle. Which tips the scale at the worst recovery ever on government property. It amounts to 1-cent maybe on the U.S. Taxpayer dollar. So Don finally felt bad and caved in, as over the years when it appeared that this would be the ultimate outcome such a crazed “pork” project, well he had been conveniently passing the blame onto Dead Ted. But in reality, anybody that has followed this boondoggle from the inception, we are aware that Ted had nothing to do with this waste - it was Don that pulled the purse strings. And now that it has come to fruition and Ted is pissed and can't wait for Don to show up at that place that remains heated all the time, Don thinks it is time for penance. So thanks Don, for finally coming out of the “K Street” closet with the “TRUTH”. And don't worry, as this waste will definitely go down in the annals in that file under more treason upon the U.S. Constitution, which will most likely be your memoirs, “How I screwed the U.S Constitution and Proud of It”!

Wetback Setback!


Apologize? Look Don Young doesn't understand the word “Apologize”. That goes back to the time he referred to Nancy Pelosi as a “Rabid Skunk” - there never came anything close to an apology more in tune to a complete withdrawal denial! And when asked about that derogatory comment by a call-in during a talk show on Public Radio, Don tried to “skunk” the question and then went ballistic when the caller “called” his bluff. Next day, “public radio” funding from Congress was cut in Alaska! And in Don's most recent outburst upon the outcast class, calling farm workers “Wetbacks”, does it surprise you? Look, when you drive across America's farmland and see the laborers in the fields of plenty, they are keeping us “Healthy”! Fresh fruits and fresh vegetables have contributed more to a healthy population then any other pre-medicated medical rip-off. An apple a day ring a bell? Without Don's so-called “Wetbacks”, we'd be at ruins in a cesspool of sickness. If any “class” of individuals should be recognized for an American spirit, we need go looking no further. Just visit the produce section of your local market if you need a lesson in credibility and earthliness. Now with Don's outrageous outburst still hot off the press, many are already calling for an “Apology”! Don't hold your breath, at least he is not denying it. But there is a reason for Don's mood today upon farm workers. It isn't out of disrespect, it has to do with flying high comforts. See, with cutbacks hurting the Air Force, Don may have to start using commercial transportation from Alaska to Washington, which doesn't sit too well with a man that believes he is better then the rest of the “Proletariat” class, those of us that fly like sardines and are fed three peanut lunches. See, Don takes advantage of the mini-Air Force One jet stash. I see it all the time, when he arrives to a private hanger in Fairbanks. At $50,000 bucks a trip - courtesy the U.S. Taxpayers – that buys a whole lot of “extra” leg room! And MoanaLisa MurCowpie and Begich prefer the same accommodations, but competition is starting to get stiff and stiff this perk, and no way in hell could they share a ride home! Across the isle doesn't exist in “executive” style jets and could be considered a conflict of interest if caught. And with limited seating capacity, there is no “back of the bus”, so MoanaLisa isn't welcome. But Don decides anyway to do something stupid, arouses the Caesar Chavez in us all and the threats roll in. Yes, his office has been bombarded with threatening phone calls which means he can apply for preferential treatment. Low and behold, Don gets an out by claiming he cannot visit public restrooms because of the threats of “rotting” tomatoes thrown his direction - so gets his own “crapper”. He's a senile member of the 113th Corrupt Congress, which means he doesn't give a damn about nothing accept making sure he gets a library named after himself in Alaska, one that highlights the “greatest” waste appropriations' bill ever of record – the SafeTea-Lu multi-billion dollar blunder. This bill was supposed to fix the highways and bridges all across America, and the only thing we have to promote that there was some semblance of American pride this ultimate of “pork” giveaway are some bike paths and a whole lot of self-made $millionaires$ that contribute to Don's “Whore Chest”. Look, Don has been pissed, ever since DOMA went public and appears to find a chance of change, at providing “rights” were “rights” belong, and the “Rabid Skunk” has one up on him as she is a vocal supporter for repeal of DOMA. And for a guy that now toots the horn of disdain upon “Big Government”, how much money has Don been privileged to give away after 15-terms as Alaska's lone “Congressmen”? Look, he has been a member of that “House on the Hill” longer then has Viagra been available for free, to Congress! Yes, many in Congress suffer from an erection lasting longer then 4-hours so get stool stuck and:

Somewhere a senator sits in a leather chair
Behind a big wooden desk
The caribou we killed mean nothing to him
He took his money just like all the rest
 
Tick-tock
The clock on the wall
No wonder we’re losing time”

American Ways & Means 101: Congress has the keys to the U.S. Treasury! Look, “Big Government” takes “our” hard earned money, for selfish reasons. Look how much was given away when that “Town in Texas went missing an idiot”? Yes, Bush allowed Congress to give away the hen-house, the “pot-of-gold”, the “rainy day fund” and an additional $Trillion$ on an IOU. Only problem, we are the “idiots” that must pay back the IOU! How does it happen? Ask Don Young! And there is no dedicated calculation that determines exactly how much we should hand over, even though the Constitution was “clear” in its infancy what could be “legally” garnished away – to support “government” without corruption. Congress fixed that, as members of the “I hate real work” realized “pork” buys them that job of a lifetime, and Don was a “Kingpin” in this regard. When we look back in history and try to analyze what went wrong with Congress, as it is broke and will never ever recover, we will see that Don was instrumental in destroying the institution - which is destruction upon the Constitution. Treason? Of course it is, but we are accomplices as we vote them in – so they are free and clear no matter what. That is what is behind “Congressional Immunity”! Basically fallout falls back upon “We the People”, at the voting booths. And with “immunity”, Don can call a “Spade a Spade” and get away with it. More threats? More power to him! Look, if a Senator or Congressmen rapes your little daughter, because she was on a field trip to learn about “ethics”, there is no punishment any longer! “Good Golly” if you don't like what he did to your “Little Miss Molly”, save your breath and patience and rage on when it comes time for re-election. That is how the “Congressional Ethics” works in our modern day inhumane House of Lords! There is NONE! And what else do you expect from a “Crook”, yes crook. I am not talking his affairs with Coconut Grove whores or wining and dining on somebody else's dime, I am talking pure unadulterated “theft”. Look, a congressmen is supposed to at least protect “our” investment. When we pay taxes, we are basically investing in America. When you calculate how much of your hard earned loot has been “loaned” to Uncle Sam, you basically have a credit, you have an asset. And when too much is collected because the “collector” made a mistake, we deserve a “rebate”. In fact, it is illegal for Uncle Sam to collect more then what is actually needed. But since many members of Congress are “rich” and when their terms of endangerment are up and they have been upgraded to the “filthy rich” with help from the “lobby”, do you really think an iota that they give a rat's ass about Americans and equitable taxation? Trick question. Back to the crookedness in “Big Government”. Now when the Alaska Rail Road went caught for “Fraud” most recently and was about to loose $45-Million in “pork” due the fact that the board – which includes many of Don's cohorts in modern day American crime sprees from sea to shining sea, including Bill Sheffield – the board tried to convince the U.S. Treasury gatekeepers that Alaska maintains a “Commuter” rail service? The main reason for the 600-miles of track between Seward and Fairbanks. Of course it is a “Commuter”, and we have a super-duper high speed tel-transportation levitating bullet train. I can see it from my bathroom when I'm taking a good crap – flush twice its a long way to Juneau! In fact it is so fast, it gets to Russia before coming to a complete stop, that is why Sarah can see Russia from her crapper – it's that Einstein Booze 5th estate effect. Anyway, enough of the comic relief. Where was I? Yes, the Alaska Rail Road! Now at the same time the state was receiving the “fraud” money, that “Qualified Track” legally belonging to the state - as the ARR is an Alaskan Corporation - it is assigned to another entity, because there comes a tax advantage to a corporation that is not affiliated with the state. As a “state” corporation, it cannot take advantage of the tax credit, so sells it! That “assignment” goes to Joe Uselessbelli or the Koch Suckers but with the re-assignment, it knocks the state out of the Federal Transportation and Railroad funding equation. See, even though it is an “Alaskan” entity that should fall under the laws of “Transparency”, there is cover. Look, whenever you see an Alaskan entity becoming an “Alaskan Corporation”, it finds corruption – the main intent for a “public” entity to go private. Look at the Alaska Aero-Space along with the Kodiak Launch Facility. Like the Rail Road, it is facing funding cuts because the “Money is Gone”. So instead of cutting back on lucrative executive salaries, cut workers loose is what we find happening today. See, this works, as when they are un-employed and can listen into talk shows wherein Don gets them in the militia mood – that postal mood, we know where that can land. So even though the Alaska Rail Road has nothing close to a “Commuter” train, through “fraudulent” opportunities and possibly due to unclear thinking because of LSD flashbacks, the state owned outfit that cannot survive without “pork”, it has cheated its way to prosperity - until it went caught. See, another Congressmen here last year on vacation used the railroad, because he had heard of this keep secret from the lower-48 “Magic Train”. And when he saw what it was in reality, he started asking questions. Especially when it required how many hours to go from Anchorage to Fairbanks? And he was riding the “proletariat” car, the one that should be thrown in the dump because it stinks, and during his trip he watched as the “wealthy” wined and dined themselves in the luxury of the “Princess”. When he was trying to watch the scenery, he was spending time swatting giant mosquitoes as the train was so slow it allowed hordes to catch up to the scent of human blood and break into the inferior window screens of the poor man's rail car. So when he was back in Washington, he found out that Alaska has been raking in “Big Bucks” through “Fraud”, in other words theft! It is stealing, it is theft, and the person(s) involved should be held accountable. Yes, somebody needs to have a stay at the Seward prison, in fact, take a train ride! But when Don found out that a baby congressmen was about to call the railroad's bluff, guess what? Yes, Don used his secret pen to make sure Alaska keeps on screwing over the U.S. Treasury. Here is the problem. Don is part of the old regiment of senators and congressmen that believe they are saints and can do no wrong. So they continue their mutiny on the Constitution. There's not much left, and they feel draining it to no good is as good as it gets. Apologies? If Don started apologizing for what Congress has done to hurt this country, he could say a “sorry” for every breath he as left and still not account for who and what has been hurt through such dereliction. And he thinks “skunks” are a problem? I smell something rotten, and it ain't Pelosi!

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Petition of Interest



Begich F%$^ed Us!


About a year ago when U.S. Senator from Alaska Mark Begich went on the warpath, any Alaskan with any sense of intelligence would have realized that “payback” is tough this sort of behavior. See, when the Air Force brass were told to cut costs, Eielson Air Force Base was in the cross-hairs. Not for a total “BRAC” closure, but some cut-backs were eminent. There was nothing suspicious about this “bad news” hitting the outskirts of Fairbanks, as this is Tea-Pansy country and didn't that faction want “less” government in their neighborhoods? But that had nothing to do with what was coming down. And it was “bad news” happening all over the nation – tightening of the belt was coming to a civilian place of employment near you! Now the military brass are not known to carry grudges until such time they are targeted, and that is where Begich went wrong. See, when the brass decided it was in the best interest of America's future interest to reduce some of the military spending in Alaska, Begich had a conniption fit and wanted answers! And when the “Little Troll” went roaming the halls of Congress on a “mission” missing manners, he made a fool of himself! There were no answers, the brass where following what the Commander-in-Chief told them too do, following orders ring a bell? But Mark was trying to get blood out-of-a-turnip and went postal with road rage and when he was still not convinced that the brass were telling him the truth or being honest, Begich bent over the cliff and hit a “new” low for someone that is supposed to be a “statesmen”. Yes, Begich flew-the-coup, low and behold he started to threaten the brass by holding hostage some honorable men in uniform up for promotions. This was very unbecoming a U.S. Senator and would have dire consequences, as this type of hostage taking finds no friends – especially in the military ranks! And those “dire consequences” have come true and are now starting to hit home. The Air Force announced today that the annual “Red Flag” worrier games have been postponed, due “budgetary constraints”. Dear Begich, you screwed things up big time! These annual games placed Eielson and Alaska on the radar, as still a viable training and combined exercise arena. But not this year, after many years wherein Eielson held this invitational, a world renowned exercise. And once the “loot” is cut, a return is impossible! Now when Begich went postal with road rage, I tried in vain to get the Senate Ethics panel to intervene. Look, like it or not, holding a military promotion hostage, it was “Treasonous” in my book. But my complaint went without merit because there is no such thing anymore as an “ethics” violation – as Congress changed all the rules in their favor! So this is why we see this kind of behavior “condoned”, as there exists no “penalty”. But let's face the facts. You do not hold hostage a military man's promotion, especially upon an individual that has given his career time for this country's freedom and had nothing to do with the decision upon cutbacks at Eielson. So here we have it. When the economy is limping along, we need anything and everything, even if a temporary handout. The money that will now go missing from the postponing of these war games will be easily worth $millions$ in lost opportunities. Temper tantrums get you nowhere except detention. And that is what we have here in Alaska, we have been sent to detention and the military is finding friendlier skies to play war games. Like Begich became the schoolyard bully, so just find another playground. Thanks Mark, hope you are happy now! And we must realize this dreaded fact. There is a reason that Eielson is on the “chopping” block and it is only a matter of time before we see the lights out on that long runway that parallels the Richardson. Herein is where it gets really nasty. The power plant at Eielson is aging and has never been able to secure an air quality permit, not from the state and now the permit is before the Environmental Protection Agency. Now since we know where MoanaLisa MurCowpie stands with respect to “No” respect upon this agency, well I doubt we will ever see a permit and the coal burning plant can operate under a “permit shield” for only so much time – basically it has limits when it pollutes! So when the permit went up for renewal a few years ago and looked like it also was in dire straits, the permit application included building a new power plant, a modern day coal burner that would meet all of the air quality requirements and allow Eielson to remain open and part of the military's arsenal of “fast & furious” runways. That inclusion of a “new” power plant allowed for the “permit shield” to ward off any EPA fines. And the money, in tune to $280-Million was earmarked, to build a new plant which would have created many construction jobs – something needed in the interior. But when the cost of coal was reconsidered, the price that Joe Uselessbelli charges along with the rip-off for transportation costs from the “Federally” subsidized Alaska Rail Road, guess what? Yes due the fact that the lower-48 realized cost saving of 5% in delivered coal contracts to similar military bases – which amounts to $millions$ in savings to the U.S. Taxpayers – well here in Alaska the “Greed Monster” came out of hiding and escalated the cost of delivered coal a mind boggling 14% - only here in Alaska! And in most recent coal contracts negotiated here in the state between the miltary and Uselessbelli, only a “One” year contract was allowed due the fact that Joe refuses to be an American and help out. It all comes down to economics. We have interests in this state that are not at all interested in helping out. The price of coal, the price of the rail, it reeks of greed and now we see the consequences. In fact, we must watch out, as when the military looks at the budget and where and when to cut, energy is one of the number one contenders that will throw a base on the chopping block. And now that Begich has pissed off the brass, we may be on the short end of things. And just recently in a survey by the brass, Ft. Wainwright was listed as the Number 1 for training opportunities, but when it came to sustainability, due the cost of you guessed it - Joe Uselessbelli's coal and the rail costs – this base was last on the list! Shooting ourselves in the foot? Maybe that is why we are starting to limp along!

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

McConnell on DOMA


Boehner on DOMA