Hoaxonomics

It seems rather peculiar, that with all the doom and gloom with the economy the supply and demand aspect is still working rather well. Let’s face the facts. I still have a job and the paycheck continues to get deposited so the purchase of toilet paper for another type of deposit continues unabated. Which means I can still afford survival staples, like potato chips and beer. And is it possible for the market barometer to dive so drastically, so quickly, so close to an election? And what about that recovery, a one day thousand pointer! It is suspicious. The sup-prime scam was indeed instrumental in priming the pumps - greasing the wheels - but incipient cavitation proved differently. This type of cavitation turns liquid assets into a vapor, the disappearing act. So there is something real rotten in America. But the fear factor, disguised as a neo-conservative doom and gloom crash, failed. And like the neo-conservative failed attempt to promote through war the Project for the New American Century, the culprits behind this manipulated pain and suffering - like William Krystol - will abandon the frontline ditches and head for cover. This type character is the true meaning of a bonafide turncoat. The market down-roar up-roar had to be instigated as a get even election ploy, to jump-start McCain ahead of Obama. But it failed, and now the neos are calling for McCain to dump his campaign. Which is way too late so in effect the neo-conservatives are throwing in the towel. But behind the scenes, they are already trying to sabotage the Obama term. Anyway, the market tumble has not hurt my life, liberty and pursuit of happiness. But there is a population that is angered over this bottom drop out. The retired are feeling the pain and suffering of the lost cause and about to become victimized. See, most were once hard working Americans. Most - until recently - for the fruit of thy labors maintained a comfortable lifestyle, through a generous retirement plan. But with cereal doubling in cost over the last few years, their nest egg is on the verge of incipient rupture. Many in the retired ranks are finding it harder and harder to make ends meet each and every month, especially with energy costs – just to heat a house. So what has become yet another American dream gone astray is soon to be victimized by this thing called a Reverse Mortgage – a scamming scam. When you hear our so-called representatives talk about regulation, it needs to start right here and now to protect our elderly. See, there exists a pot of gold to be stolen away and the major banks are involved in it already. This was planned for in advance. So millions of retired Americans will find themselves strapped for cash and this inviting offer will cause yet another meltdown – all out of necessity so they can enjoy what they worked so hard for. Most Reverse Mortgages provide a monthly cash bailout wherein you are basically selling the house back to the bank, at a real good discount. And the elderly are giving trust to the same crooks behind the sub-prime! It is rape upon a village then move on to the next village of opportunity. Indeed it gives a retired couple a handsome sum of monthly income, so they can once again live a modest retirement. But it is such an easy gimmick of deceit. Here’s the catch 22. If the reverse expires before the participants, it means joining the homeless. It is that simple. They will be out of cash and without a home. As soon as the reverse expires, there will come a cease and desist upon their property and they will loose everything except the clothes on their backs. So many will find themselves heading to the local shelters for a bed. And without an official address, it means no more Medicare. It may mean no more Social Security payments. This reverse is a rip off. It needs regulation but McCain is a deregulation maniac. Obama? It would come to a stop. Now I have a better idea yet. How about a reverse on the amount of time guys like McCain can hijack government. For too many years by now this country has maintained a wrecked train attitude, because of Congress. Stalemating hurts the entire system of checks and balances. Had term limits been in effect through the years, then the comfort factor would have allowed just that, comfort and freedom for all - except maybe predatory lenders! It kind of reminds me of Reverse Osmosis. Anyway, there is only one option for Reverse Mortgages, and that is why toilet paper has more then one use!

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Construction Zone Detour

Ted Stevens’ Mistrial & Mrs. Trial:

Your TAX Dollars at work!

MegaWitch

It was my lucky day! I was hanging out at a local caffeine fixer upper when the MegaWitch entered. Now most of the clientele didn’t realize it was the MegaWitch, as a sign at the entrance insisted on checking brooms at the door. For those of you not in the know, MegaWitch is Meg Stapleton, the spokesperson for Sarah Pain. I dropped the “l” in Palin because Sarah is causing the McCain factory a whole lot of pain, especially in the most recent polls. Now the MegaWitch has a pretty tough and demanding job. She has to cover-up for the lies that Sarah is spreading across the nation form the mountains to the prairies to the oceans. And it must be difficult to explain why Sarah is so much in denial, not just with Troopergate and the fact that she “violated the public trust”, but life in general. Why else would she have accepted to hang around with an old fogy that is out to pasture. Sarah, would you change John’s diapers? But I understand the denial comes following her bout with the devil. Anyway, the MegaWitch came into the coffee plantation with this big smirk, like here I am. See, she is playing with the big time show nowadays. From Wasilla to D.C. is like a failed lobotomy. Now it seems nobody recognized her, so she was getting this insecure look upon her puss. Then you could see a facial like depression setting in - maybe the Botox was wearing off - as nobody engaged her in a Les Gara like conversation. She seemed to be out of sorts, that she wasn’t getting any respect, not getting any early morning attention. I did notice one table of patrons notice the celebrity, but they must have mistaken her for a comic relief, as laughter overflowed the caldron. When Meg and Sarah hangout together, it is like a female rendition of Steve Martin and Dan Akroid, acting as “Wild and Crazy Guys”. Maybe SNL can cast a new skit, Barracuda and the MegaWitch in “Wasilla Pucks” wherein they hang out together at famous D.C. piano bars, on the political make. Of course this is following Sarah’s failed attempt to take over the throne! Anyway, with rejection on this Sunday upon Meg, I am asking all moms and dads to dress their young daughters up as a MegaWitch come Halloween, instead of a Sarah Pain wannabe. Just to give Meg what she deserves, recognition. But please, pass on the moose in heat vocalization!

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Sister "Witch" Act

So Cindy McCain goes on the campaign circuit and finally her voice is heard. Maybe she was kept silent for a reason. Now though, she makes mention that Obama should step into her shoes! Cindy, you are a rich bitch with millions of dollars. No, Obama does not want to experience what it is like to live your lifestyle, as he has more sense then that and is sensitive to the hard working people’s needs. That was such a stupid suggestion. And the way Sarah Palin has incited riot like anger from those opposed to having a “black” man at the helm, it is like some virus instrumental in provoking bitch witches and demons to come out of hiding. And then there is Sarah’s Alaskan spokesperson, MegaWitch. What gives? Witch bitches are everywhere. Is this just a pre-Halloween showing? It is sickening. It is sad. Remember, the rest of the world doesn’t mind its own business anymore and is in tune to what is happening here from the mountains to the prairies to the oceans. It is a sad day when pundits go concerned that this campaign is about to open up an old wound, that of racism. We hear history talk of hate bombings, hate lynching, hate speech and other hateful behaviors to which we cannot afford a repeat. The KKK has come alive again, with membership soaring. Maybe it is a terrorist movement right here on our own soil, by those that think they have the right to abridge other’s rights. If this country leans towards such a repeat, then a revolution is at hand. But remember this, the once majority is now the minority. We all stand to loose with this type of mentality and any movement designed to thwart another’s freedoms. But it is serious business. In fact, the Secret Service has mounted an investigation into John McCain’s campaign informing him that he could be held responsible for any shortcomings with respect to racist outbreaks. Imagine that. This supposedly American may have been so wrapped up in his attempts to get something he doesn’t deserve that he has lost touch of what is going on behind the scenes. I doubt that Obama will make it still standing come November 4th! The threat is so scary as there exists a fruit case base out there that has been provoked to march by the Sarah Palins and Cindy McCains. It is a movement that is nothing short a bowel movement that may have dire consequences for this country. John McCain should end his campaign right now. He should throw in the towel. Sarah and Cindy should be placed under house arrest until after Obama is sworn in. But this sister “witch” act seems not to understand what harm their selfishness is doing from the mountains to the prairies to the oceans, once white with gleam. It is a sad day in history, repeating itself. Obama is what the people need and deserve, to finally get this nation into the next century and on track for future generations. McCain could have had the same agenda, but he deserves to be president as mush as George Bush deserved the honors but so dishonored that position. I pray for Obama’s well-being each and everyday. I am not really a supporter, as the independent party is my choice by choice. This time around though, it means he gets my vote. At least, Obama sees through the wealth circle. And I am sure he will make sure that the lobbyist’s handcuffs are forever abandoned. So maybe, just maybe it is what the hard working middle class needs in efforts to continue that life, liberty and pursuit of happiness. But should the virus of racism cut his dreams short, cut the dreams of Martin Luther King short, then it is evident from Sarah’s actions, evident from Cindy’s actions, evident from Meg’s actions that passage of Article XIX of the Constitution may have been a grave mistake. Lets face the facts. The neo-conservative base was powerful enough to start the Iraq war! Nothing is out of bounds for this freak show following, even an attempt upon Obama. I am not the only individual talking like this. More and more each and everyday as this election cycle comes to the vote, it seems more and more are getting this nauseating feeling that behind the scenes there has been mobilized a base that will stop at nothing in efforts to get a strangle-hold on the White House. So we must brace for the worst, as it is evident that hate speech campaigning has infiltrated righteousness. But that is what you get from amateurs who had an upbringing more focused on celebrity ship then learning what the Constitution stands for, freedom for all. Sarah, this is not a pageant, go back to Alaska. Wait, go to Russia as Alaskan’s are sick and tired of prejudice like campaigning and your hate speech is sickening. Cindy, go back to your bad habits. MegaWitch, find a new broom and fly far away!

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PJW Raw Poll - October 11, 2008

PJW Raw Poll – October 11, 2008

Moms who believe Sarah Palin resembles that “Mean Girl” from High School: 5,256,987

High School girls who have been abused by Sarah look-alikes and Sarah wannabes: 1,656,285

Union workers who know Todd Palin isn’t really a Union supporter:
10,323,124

Voters who believe Sarah Palin would drive around without placing Trig in a car seat: 9,234,546

Men who have had nightmares while performing sex when their wife starts to act like Sarah: Tilt!

Voters who believe Meg Stapleton is related to Hitler.
345,013

PJW operates a “Timed Poll” wherein participants can answer important questions during a timed interval. It is a completely bi-partisan poll, wherein “partisan” is defined as guerrilla fighters. PJW, a.k.a. Phineus J. Whoopee, uses the 3DBB to arrive at statistical convergence results that provide an accurate rendition of the true results had all registered voters been asked the same questions. The accuracy of this poll is >100% and the margin of error doesn’t exist as the 3DBB filters out any and all error.

Contributory Negligence

It was the Saturday morning following the “Bipartisan” publication of the Sarah “Mean Girl” Palin Troopergate report. Webster’s Partisan: A group of guerilla fighters! By now, the doctrine of good spin and the demon of evil spin were in an out-of-control frenzy, wherein both the GOP and DNC were claiming victory. Lets face the facts. The DNC died many years ago. If that were not true then why has the Democrat championed Congress held the same dismal approval rating as George Bush? And the GOP may as well kiss their legacy goodbye, as it is going down the same road of doom as the Rabid Skunk Party, a.k.a. Linda Pelossi Democrats. And guess what America, thank Sarah Palin for the final chapter of the Republicans. Anyway, I headed to the local coffee shop, just too see if this bipartisan thing was for real. As I parked my vehicle in close quarters parking, a couple leaving seemed to be bothered by my actions, as they were parked in the spot next to the one I was maneuvering to occupy. I own a small car! As I walked away from my parked car, I apologized for any inconvenience. Didn’t hear any thanks at all and the look on the lady’s face was that same facial expression you see on Meg Stapleton’s face, that time of month bothersome thing which seems to be all the time now that Meg is romancing the big time. Pardon me, was my under the breath sentiment. Anyway, I grabbed a cup of coffee and as I was starting to enjoy the caffeine, I watched a fender-bender take place. Now it was a blistering day and the Turnagain Chinooks were causing people to behave like the Hunch Back of Notre Dame. Maybe more like the wicked witch of the north doing fly-bys again. Anyone seen Sarah? This one particular shop has viewing windows, so one can see what is happening outside beyond four walls incarceration. Anyway, the couple that seemed to be angry at me for reasons still unknown decided to wreck havoc with the bumper of a vehicle parked behind them. I surmise what promoted the wreck like driving. When they backed up far enough, they saw the bumper sticker on my wife’s car, Obama! This probably infuriated the couple, as to be that unhappy it must have meant a GOP reality check, realizing that Obama was about to take over the helm on a landslide victory weeks before the election. See, the Sarah Palin “October Surprise” has hit like a gigantic Titanic iceberg. Now I witnessed as the man got out of the vehicle to access what damage had been done to the other vehicle. Now there was another gentlemen sitting next to me that witnessed the same event and by now had downed his coat and was in pursuit. The perpetrator was about to attempt a hit-and-run, out-of-sight out-of-mind mentality when he was accosted by the man whose vehicle sustained a pretty good-sized fender gash. Anyway, from the inside looking out, words were exchanged. Then I saw both men look towards my vehicle, pointing to the bumper, the Obama thing. Soon the men were shaking hands. Then one of the guys went about flipping open a cell phone and it looked as though making a call. I sat there wondering just what the hell was going on. Now from a distance, I could see what looked like a Ted Steven’s bumper sticker on the fender of the damaged vehicle. Soon an APD car pulls up. The police officer engages in conversation and starts taking down notes, most likely both sides of the story – an accident report. Soon the two men, the lady and the police officer enter the coffee shop. The officer asks out loud in a polite manner the owner of the car with the “Obama” sticker. I raise my hand. Then the two men start blaming me for the accident, words to the effect that the bumper sticker was a distraction and that caused the incident, so I was guilty due something called contributory negligence. I quickly offered some advice that it was the Ted Steven’s bumper sticker that started the whole thing and disrupted my driving habits. Soon, we were all involved in an amusing argument session wherein the cop was trying to keep the peace. Anyway, I was questioned and have become part of this accident. They asked me for my insurance. I refused until the police officer started getting antsy like with his hands. So now I am part of an accident, wherein my so-called “contributory negligence” could come into play and be held responsible, with respect to contributing to the act of negligence. I just laughed the entire thing off, as I would love to go to court on this one, and defend myself also. Can you imagine using the courts in efforts to prove that a bumper sticker was the cause of an accident, a bumper sticker mind you! Anyway as I continued to drink coffee, I witnessed yet another fender bender as it was a little on the wet and possibly slick side of things. Now I know people were upset and angry over the Troppergate affair, but things seemed to be getting out of control here in Alaska. We cannot stand all this claim to fame, lying and SNL highlighting. I hope SNL does a clip on the Toad Palin. Anyway, the two ladies involved in the fender bender entered the establishment, ordered coffee, and within no time had decided to not call the police, emphasizing that a little fender scratch was no big deal at all. They enjoyed their coffee then went about their business. Actually making a new friendship it seemed. As I departed, I noticed that the two ladies vehicles had similar bumper stickers, just like mine, Obama! Wow, maybe this is what it is all about. Friendships! Contributory Negligence? Must be a GOP trait, just ask Toad Palin.

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GOT Prejudice?

I’m beginning to believe that Alaska may be the most prejudice and racist of all the states under the red, white and blue. Why wouldn’t it be so in yet another category, as it is well known that the 49’er is the biggest “corporate” welfare state - made so by lobbyist friends of Ted and Dom. But this racist thing, once hidden away so silently seems to be showing up like a black head. Lets face the facts, Sarah “No baby Seat for Trig” Palin is not doing this state or America or mankind any humane good while she is out and about on the attack for John McCain. And one must remember John’s famous turncoat speech, while in captivity during the Vietnam conflict, that he was a “Black Prisoner”. Derogatory wording in which he refuses to give apology upon yesterday or even today. On its face this speaks of a prejudice and racist mindset for McCain. Hey, maybe he was under duress when he made the comments, but to not offer up an apology speaks differently. But racism and prejudice go with the Alaska territory, especially from wherein Sarah’s roots were developed along with her political aspirations. In fact, if a remake of “Deliverance” was in the works, guess where the filming would be taking place? Her campaign speech is filled with hateful emotions. To infer that another American running for president is a terrorist goes beyond any decency. Maybe she is under the influence of pollstergeist? Now with respect to racism alive and well here in Alaska, the other day I stood in line at one of the local tire dealerships, as it came that time of year for the tire changeover. I was one of those still fortunate enough to have the extra cashola to buy studded tires for wintertime city driving. It is more of a luxury then a necessity. If not so, it would be an insurance mandate. Anyway a guy and gal started to converse, and soon the debate between them covered the subject of the presidential election. Which is good, as we should all be aware of the upcoming challenge to “Change”. But soon things went ugly, as the man held an audience, an innocent victim through intimidation. I don’t usually eavesdrop as I respect this state’s Constitution, wherein its citizens enjoy the right to privacy. But these two genuine bigots were talking out loud as if those in the surrounding waiting line were supposed to intercept the verbal diarrhea. Anyway, they both insisted that it was McCain and Palin that had to lead this country towards “change”. But both were a little on the weary side as the poll numbers were starting to paint a different picture. It was becoming Obama country. Then Mr. Bigot went on to say something to the effect that “blacks are a race of a different drive” going on to insist that “caution was necessary”. And he wasn’t providing this opinion secretly under his breath. It was indeed “bad” breath. There were not any “blacks” in line. Remember, this is Alaska! Now finding that he was in good company with Mrs. Bigot, he continued on as if in efforts to probe others, a sympathizing motive. I wanted to say something but have learned to realize these kinds of people need one thing, a muzzle! And then I remembered that this guy made mention that he was from the “Valley”, Sarah territory! Maybe Ben was right! See, when such idiots come into town, their intelligence level sticks out like a sore thumb. A George Bush intellect. And I was intent on listening and continued to be aloof towards any affiliation as part of their audience. The silent aloof trait suits me well, as I find it sometimes pisses people off. They know we are listening, can’t help that. But when you bother not to respond, it is the silent treatment that gets them upset. No Mr. Bigot, I won’t be part of your racist click-clat-chat. And read my mind, I don’t agree with you. Anyway, Mr. Bigot went on to voice his concerns, that “you can’t even say the n word(pause) the nigger word anymore”. Wow, this is truly valley trailer trash talk. It gets better! Evidently both said that they did not watch the previous night’s presidential debates, as their minds were already made up. Lemmings on the march it is. Not the silent majority, but the racist majority. By this time, the store manager had decided to turn on the TV, a big-screen that could be viewed and heard by those waiting in line. It wasn’t the FOX network, and that was enough to perpetrate the next rude comment from Mr. Bigot’s orifice of pollution. It was CNN and of course it was a clip following the debate fallout, the day after syndrome. So that was enough in itself to not gain an interest by the misinformed bigots. I wondered, how many others in line advanced the same sentiment, that of racism coupled with the fact that presidential debates were not important when you had your mind made up in advance - party trained loyalty I guess. But what went unnoticed to the Valley Bigot and his victim was that it wasn’t just politics that was being dissected, but they were content on not viewing any ”liberated” newscast. Wow with this one. See, soon the broadcast show switched to an interview with Laura Bush. Mr. Bigot noticed the fine dressed lady but looked back and rambled on that it was just another one of those people that don’t know what they were talking about. He thought that the TV broadcast scene was yet another talking about the debate and how Obama was ranked the stronger of the debating candidates. And this is where it gets sad. Mr. Bigot and his racist companion didn’t even seem to realize it was Laura Bush, not some political pundit. And Laura was talking about “Breast Cancer”. Not about the election, not about her husband and the failed years of endangerment, not about her gourmet cooks in the WH, but talking about cancer! Bottom line, this was pure morning rush hour racism. I was hoping that either of the bigots would engage my opinion, but both refused. Then I noticed two things of interest as the line went whittled down and closer and closer to the cash register. There was a warranty and guarantee notice from the tire store manager. It listed things that were checked as part of every tire changeover. It insisted that the “bolt torque” was tested by qualified technicians. This takes an individual that knows what he or she is doing. The guy changing tires is given the duty to make sure tires are properly tightened up to handle spinning at 70-mph! WOW. Now I wonder if Mr. Wasilla Bigot realized that in the trenches just beyond his protective environment just one wall away, were mostly minorities engaged in the tough work of ripping off old tires for new tires. You try lifting 70-pound dirty grimy tires all day long. And I wonder what he would say if he found out that it was a “black” guy responsible for making sure his tires were correctly mounted and pressurized, for his own safety as he drives back to the “Valley”. Mr. Bigot, for your own safety! Do you think the guy doing the job may hold on to some prejudices, maybe, put priorities at hand most likely dictate otherwise, as he realizes his job is temporary because as soon as everybody gets their tires changed, it may mean the un-employment line. Do you think he holds on to a prejudice of an inferior complex, but at the same time doesn’t let this it interfere with his duties and responsibilities? Hey, he is just happy to have a job. He is only trying to make a wage and a living. It was pathetic to say the least, the bigot’s attitude upon “blacks”. Besides that, scary, as I do believe that race will interfere with righteousness come the election. And what really scares me besides having these kinds of bigots out on the loose is how such conversation can incite attacks upon others. This is not free speech. Hate speech is not something that the 1st Amendment allows. So it was a sad morning at the same time a proud morning, as I knew where I stood on issues of racism and prejudice, as my views ascended out of the "Sarah" valley of doom, a long time ago.

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